Book description
DON'T SETTLE FOR LIMP IMITATIONS! Get the original cock book everyone is raving about! Often imitated, but never duplicated we don't pay for reviews.Let's face it. Anyone can copy and paste chicken recipes from the internet, but 50 Ways to Eat Cock(TM) is for the serious epicurean who is tempted by exquisite taste of well-prepared cock. Cooking cock is harder than most people think. Unlike everyday chicken, it can be tough, stringy and dry. Learn to slay this beast from someone who has trained at the breast of some of Europe's sauciest moms and grandmas. You'll be sure to put a smile on everyone's face with these lip-smacking recipes! With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a contagiously humorous chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions and clearly written instructions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Finally, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table! Grab the hard copy as the perfect Christmas, White Elephant, Secret Santa, birthday, Mother's/Father's Day, Valentine's Day and bridal shower gift. It's the gift that keeps on giving -- all night long! You can also make any of these recipes with regular ol' chicken, but they wouldn't be nearly as fun. Looking for more? Grab the newest member of the 50 Ways to Eat Cock family -- our hilariously punny companion cock coloring book Centerfolds: An Adult Coloring Book also available on Amazon!
Congo Wire
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Teeder
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Little General
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DuckDuck
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Troubled Chick
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Pexxious
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Sick Saurus
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Sun Washer
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Marbles
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Guillotine Trigger
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Palomino Cake
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Pitfall
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience