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If DAVID RAKOFF and DAVID SEDARIS had a baby and that baby was Betty. --Zoe Kazan If you've ever felt like you were more, or at least weirder, than the world expected?you're not alone... In this collection, EMMY AWARD-nominated ACTRESS/WRITER Betty Gilpin writes like an avenging angel, weaving a tapestry of light and darkness, hilarity, and pathos. (Dani Shapiro) Pick up this WILDLY ORIGINAL, LAUGH-OUT-LOUD, freakishly-incisive debut. --Lisa Taddeo, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Three Women Oh. Hi. takes six long gulps of water during which you're like, may I help you? My name is Betty. I have depression. I have passion. I have tits the size of printers. And also: I have a brain full of women. There's Blanche VonFuckery, Ingrid St. Rash, and a host of others--some cowering in sweatpants, some howling plans for revolution, and one, oh God, and one . . . slowly vomiting up a crow? Worried for her. These women take turns at the wheel. That's why I feel like a million selves. With a raised eyebrow and a soul-scalpel, I'd like to tell you how I got this way. Because maybe you feel this way too. Let's hop from wild dissections of modern womanhood to boarding school musings to the glossy cringe of Hollywood. Let's laugh at my failures and then quietly hope with me for the dream. Whether that dream is love or liberation or enough IMDB credits to taze the demon snapping at my ankles, we won't know until the shit-fanning end. As a dear friend said after reading this book, it's "either a masterpiece, or it's...completely..." and then she glazed over into a haunted stare. Reader? This book is my opus and it is chaos. Welcome to All the Women in My Brain.
Moonflower
I can't imagine my audiobook routine without ListenBook's seamless audio player. This app has given me the joy of reading even when my hands are full. Audiobook adventures simplified β this app's functionality is a revelation. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a wonderful way to spread the love of literature.
Pink Nightmare
Audiobooks have never been this accessible and enjoyable. This app's compatibility with various formats and its emphasis on user experience have made it an essential tool for me. π±π Discovering new literary worlds has never been this easy. This app's compatibility with various formats ensures that my audiobook library is at my fingertips. ππ ListenBook has become my workout companion. It keeps me engaged and entertained during exercise.
Sir Shove
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Hoover Spark
I'm blown away by the range of non-fiction audiobooks available β so much to learn! This app has turned my screen time into valuable learning opportunities. πΆββοΈπ This app's functionality makes every walk an adventure β I'm immersed in stories as I explore the world around me. ποΈπ Audiobooks made simple β this app's functionality is a breath of fresh air.
Mercury Reborn
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Heartbreaker
ListenBook's customizable audio filters add a new dimension to my audiobook enjoyment. Bookmarks are a lifesaver for audiobook lovers. They help me keep track of important moments.
Oblivion
The ListenBook app has enriched my daily life, adding a layer of intellectual and emotional fulfillment. This app's seamless integration with my devices has made audiobook listening a hassle-free experience. Audiobook enjoyment redefined β this app's design focuses on the essentials. Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its functionality, from seamless downloads to binaural audio processing, has truly raised the bar. π±π CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature for those who enjoy organized and structured listening.
Phoenix Sparrow
ListenBook's sleek interface and precise controls make it a joy to use during my daily listening sessions. ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats is impressive. From MP3 to FLAC, it handles them all flawlessly. Kudos to ListenBook for the intuitive design and easy-to-use controls. It's evident that they've put a lot of thought into user experience.
Lilac Lizard
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Poppy Coffee
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DragonBlood
With ListenBook, my iPhone and iPad have become a gateway to a world of captivating stories. I'm grateful for this app β it's made reading a part of my everyday life.
CyberScribe
The sheer variety of genres available ensures there's something for everyone. The selection of classics is a treasure trove for literature enthusiasts. Accessing literary treasures has never been this straightforward β thank you, app! Effortlessly managing my audiobook library β this app's design is commendable.
Toy Town
With this app, I'm discovering the joy of reading during my commutes. Perfect for studying with its playback controls and audio filters. Excellent app! The app is perfect for bedtime listening. The sleep timer is a must-have.
Hex Panther
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a fantastic way to spread the joy. ποΈ Turning grocery shopping into a thrilling audiobook hunt β what a game-changer! ππ
Ginger Chaos
With this app, I can seamlessly switch between audiobooks and real life. No more limits on the genres I can explore! This app's versatility in downloading and organizing audiobooks ensures I always have a captivating tale at my fingertips. ππ± ListenBook's statistics feature is eye-opening. I had no idea how much time I spent immersed in audiobooks until I started using it. Looping playback of a single track helps me master difficult concepts. So helpful!
BoomerBox
Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its functionality, from seamless downloads to binaural audio processing, has truly raised the bar. π±π ListenBook's commitment to a seamless user experience is evident in its sleek design and intuitive controls.
Trick Baron
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks wherever I go. Audiobooks on this app have become my go-to entertainment for winding down. Book groups help me keep series together and navigate my collection more efficiently. A great feature! I'm blown away by the app's performance. It's fast, reliable, and tailored for audiobook lovers.
Racy Lady
With this app, audiobook listening has become a seamless and enjoyable part of my everyday life. I'm amazed at how effortlessly this app has made reading a constant in my life. With this app, reading is no longer a luxury β it's an essential part of my day.
Coma Stalk
The sound quality is outstanding β it's like having a movie theater in my ears! This app has transformed my daily walks into insightful journeys of knowledge β talk about efficiency! ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a unique tool that adds a touch of creativity to my listening experience. Binaural audio processing is a godsend. My ears don't fatigue even during extended listening. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is amazing. ListenBook is top-notch.
Twisty Freesia
I can't believe how easy it is to download and manage my audio content using ListenBook. The convenience of downloading audiobooks for offline listening is a game-changer. ListenBook's sleek design and intuitive controls make it my go-to app for audiobooks. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience