Book description
Lancelot Schaubert's Bell Hammers presents a meticulously structured picaresque chronicle, rooted in documented oral history from the author's grandfather. The narrative documents Remmy's eighty-year tenure in Bellhammer, Illinois, wherein his sustained pranks against the Texarco Oil Company-commencing with neighborly jests and escalating through poisoned wells, torched dog houses, and stolen tools-constitute a consequential resistance strategy. This resistance, initiated after a Texarco derrick collapse contaminates the neighborhood well, manifests as a deliberate escalation sequence culminating in the assembly of "merry men" carpenters under Remmy's leadership. Their objective: execute a "grand glorious jest" targeting Texarco's operational integrity, predicated on the assertion that "pranks and jokes don't got no consequences."
The audiobook's narration masterfully conveys the cadence of Remmy and Beth's witty banter, their marital dynamic framing the central conflict between community preservation and corporate exploitation. Beth's attempts to "fix" Remmy through church attendance contrast with Remmy's grandfather's instruction in strategic mischief, establishing the novel's thematic core: practical humor as a viable, non-violent protest mechanism. The narrative meticulously details the construction of a "paradise" centered on porch furniture, s'mores, and Branson trips-elements rendered vividly through the narrator's precise vocal delivery, which captures both the tenderness of domestic life and the escalating tension of corporate aggression.
Schaubert's legalistic prose-avoiding colloquial hyperbole-elevates the pranks from mere antics to a documented resistance methodology. The escalation chain (poisoned well → torched dog houses → cancelled contracts → eminent domain) is presented as a logical, cause-and-effect progression, devoid of sentimentality. The narrator's tone remains consistently measured, allowing the inherent absurdity of the "siege" against Texarco-where two hundred soda bottles become symbolic projectiles-to resonate with gravity. The audiobook's strength lies in this tonal precision; the narrator's delivery of lines like "We need the world's greatest prank" carries the weight of a strategic manifesto, not a frivolous whim.
Ultimately, Bell Hammers transcends its premise through its structural rigor. The narrative does not merely recount pranks but dissects their tactical function within a community under siege, making the "merry men" collective a compelling socio-economic counterpoint to corporate extraction. The audiobook format amplifies this by embedding the rhythm of community life-the banter, the shared labor, the escalating stakes-into every spoken word, transforming a regional feud into a universally resonant study of resistance through wit.
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
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Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
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Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience