Book description
They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. Allan Zullo and Gene Cheek's Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as:Admitting You're Wrong-The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. Congress-Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. Ego-Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth. Teenage Boys-You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks. Revenge-Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even. Surprises-Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"
Lightweight
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360
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Duke Electro
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Bit Sentinel
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Sexual Chocolate
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Cumulo
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Twinkle
Download options are plenty – I can get my audiobooks from various sources hassle-free. Looping playback is a valuable study tool. It helps me grasp complex content and retain information.
Lord Theus
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SpellTansy
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Plum Moon
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Corny
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience. ListenBook’s support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily. I love the cloud integration. I can access my books from anywhere.
Irish Dze
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Mental
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SmartieQuest
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Stud Buster
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Miss Lucky
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SWAT Honey
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RDTN
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Sky
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WittyWordsmith
This app has reignited my passion for reading, and I'm forever grateful. This app has rekindled my passion for literature in a whole new way. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a fantastic way to spread the joy. 📱 Carrying my favorite stories with me wherever I go – this app is like a portable library in my pocket. 📚👜 ListenBook’s bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience