Book description
They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. Allan Zullo and Gene Cheek's Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as:Admitting You're Wrong-The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. Congress-Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. Ego-Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth. Teenage Boys-You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks. Revenge-Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even. Surprises-Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"
Arsenic Coo
With this app, I can enjoy my favorite stories while traveling, making my journeys more delightful. Effortless and enriching – that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its smooth interface and thoughtful features redefine audiobook joy. 📱📖 Adjusting the tone of the voice adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I love the personalization! Looping playback is a game-changer for my study sessions. I can focus on challenging content.
Steel Cut Toe
Supports extensive playlists and bookmarks. Very user-friendly. Listening statistics motivate me to read more. Excellent feature! Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are fantastic features. ListenBook’s audio quality is excellent. The app enhances my listening experience. An unobjectionable but unexceptional audiobook experience. The narrator's performance was serviceable and the audio quality was fine, but nothing about the production particularly stood out or elevated the material. It was decent background listening.
Frosty
With ListenBook, I can explore new genres, learn new topics, and enjoy classic literature with ease. I'm blown away by ListenBook's ability to maintain audio quality even for formats like FLAC and AWB. I love how this app makes even the most mundane tasks exciting with audio stories. The user-friendly interface and precise controls make listening to audiobooks an absolute delight. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
RealmRanger
💼 Merging work and pleasure – audiobooks keep me company during house admin tasks! 💻🎧 Automatic artwork and metadata retrieval is a time-saver. My library looks fantastic. Binaural audio processing really works. Less fatigue during long listening sessions.
Count Eagle
ListenBook has redefined my audiobook journey, making it more enjoyable and convenient than ever before. ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a detail-oriented touch I truly appreciate. I can't imagine my daily activities without this app – it's the perfect way to stay engaged and informed. Noise reduction and voice tone changing are brilliant features. Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are excellent.
Alley Cat
ListenBook has made listening to audiobooks, lectures, and speeches an absolute pleasure. Audiobooks on demand? Yes, please! With this app's diverse format support and easy downloads, my reading routine has reached new heights. 🌟📚 Has every feature I need. My top choice for audiobooks!
HedgeH0g2
With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my daily routines more enriching and rewarding. Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice adds a layer of personalization that I never knew I needed. Adjusting the tone of the voice is an innovative feature that sets this app apart. Perfect for listening to educational content. Highly recommend! ListenBook’s interface is clean and intuitive. It’s a joy to use.
NemesisX
💃 Dancing through chores with audiobooks – this app turns cleaning into a lively and literary affair! 🎶📚 ListenBook’s bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book.
Saber-RED
I can't stop raving about this app – it's like having a personal library in my pocket. I'm amazed at how this app's features cater to audiobook enthusiasts' every need. I love that ListenBook supports a wide range of formats, making my library diverse.
Silver Cup
Library organization is simplified with ListenBook. It's easy to keep my audiobooks neat and tidy. I love how I can create playlists. It’s perfect for organizing my books.
Cosmic Presence
Audiobooks have turned my mundane activities into opportunities for learning and enjoyment. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature elevates my listening experience, allowing me to focus on the content. This audiobook kept me company during a long road trip and made the miles disappear! The narrator's engaging performance and the crisp production quality made for an immersive experience. I appreciated how well they balanced drama with clarity - never sacrificing understanding for effect.
Cujo
ListenBook has made my commutes more enjoyable, transforming them into learning sessions. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature that allows me to create curated listening experiences for different moods and settings.
StorySculptor
ListenBook is my go-to companion for immersive audiobook experiences. The ease of use and extensive format support make it a must-have! Tone adjustment is a brilliant addition that lets me personalize the narration to my liking. It adds an extra layer of connection to the audiobooks.
Parallax Sugar
Looping playback is my secret weapon for language learning. It's revolutionized my approach. Looping playback is a study tool that I can't live without. It helps me master challenging content. The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile. This app is a game-changer for audiobook lovers! The interface is clean and easy to use.
Storm Master
Effortless audiobook exploration – this app's functionality is a true delight. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is impressive. It's like getting a clear, immersive listening experience. The noise reduction feature is a game-changer for clearer dictaphone recordings. Finally, an audiobook player that supports all formats! No more converting files.
ShadowFax
Chapters, configurable auto-rewind, and bookmarks on ListenBook keep me in control of my content. 🧘♀️☕ Sipping tea and getting lost in stories – the ultimate way to unwind! 🍵📖 Effortless and enriching – that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its smooth interface and thoughtful features redefine audiobook joy. 📱📖 ListenBook has completely transformed how I enjoy audiobooks. The chapter navigation is seamless, and the statistics feature is a fun way to track my listening progress. The app is stable, fast, and incredibly user-friendly. Five stars! ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
Dallas Burn
ListenBook has turned my downtime into an opportunity for exploration and growth. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has elevated my listening experience. I'm hooked on this app's ability to turn even the most mundane tasks into exciting opportunities for learning. 🎧 This app has changed my reading game! Now I can 'read' while I work – genius! 📚💼 Good for background listening. I didn’t get fully immersed, but it was pleasant enough to have on while doing chores. The narrator’s voice was easy to listen to, even if the delivery lacked some energy.
RZRWRE
As a language enthusiast, this app has been a fantastic tool for learning new languages. ListenBook's support for a variety of audio formats makes it a versatile and essential app for audiobook enthusiasts. 🎧 Carrying a world of literature in my headphones – this app's convenience is truly remarkable. 📚💫 Sharing audiobooks with friends is a thoughtful gesture that ListenBook makes seamless. I'm so glad I chose the audiobook version! The narrator added layers of meaning I might have missed reading silently. Their interpretation of the material felt thoughtful and authentic. The recording was technically perfect - no reverb, no peaking, just clean, pleasant audio.
Whip Chu
I'm impressed by ListenBook's dedication to providing a comfortable listening experience. This app is my audiobook haven. With a user-friendly interface and features like audio filters, I'm engrossed in stories like never before. 📖🔊 The adjustable playback speed is a secret weapon for getting through educational content faster.
Blood Taker
The ListenBook app has become an indispensable part of my daily routine, helping me learn and relax simultaneously. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch has made audiobook listening a part of my daily routine.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience