Book description
They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. Allan Zullo and Gene Cheek's Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as:Admitting You're Wrong—The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. Congress—Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. Ego—Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth. Teenage Boys—You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks. Revenge—Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even. Surprises—Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"
Killer Merlot
I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design and user-friendly interface. 🧘♀️☕ Savoring moments of tranquility with a cup of tea and captivating tales! 🍵📖 The statistics feature in ListenBook adds an element of self-awareness to my audiobook consumption. Binaural audio processing is amazing. Reduced my listening fatigue significantly. The import process is seamless. I had no trouble adding my audiobooks.
Poppin Loot
Bravo to the creators of this app – they've truly captured the essence of convenient audiobook enjoyment. The smooth playback and thoughtful design are a win. 📚👏 This was a competent audiobook production with no major flaws. The narrator's voice was pleasant enough and the audio quality was acceptable, though not exceptional. While the performance didn't particularly stand out, it served its purpose adequately for my daily commute.
Friday Ferrari
is a breeze. It's incredibly convenient for building my collection. Auto-rewind feature is extremely helpful. Great functionality. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Candy Butcher
The ability to highlight passages and take notes while listening is a fantastic feature. ListenBook's features are a dream come true for anyone who loves to learn on the go.
Flyswat Briggs
ListenBook's support for playlists in the CUE format makes organizing and enjoying audiobook series a delightful experience. I’ve been using ListenBook for months, and it’s been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesn’t drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Gothic Gucci
The sleep timer is a brilliant addition – I drift off to sleep with amazing stories. I've been recommending this app to all my friends – it's a true game-changer. ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. Now I can enjoy my favorite lectures and speeches with ease!
Trash Pocky
ListenBook has brought the joy of audiobooks back into my life in a whole new way. 👀📚 Embarking on literary journeys even with my eyes closed – bedtime stories have taken a new form with this app! 😴🎧 Looping playback is my secret weapon for language learning. It's revolutionized my approach. The app’s design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player.
Uncle Buddy
Audiobooks have made my workouts more enjoyable, and I'm seeing results! I've found my new favorite way to relax – cuddled up with an audiobook. ListenBook's easy sharing options make it a breeze to introduce friends to my favorite audiobooks. Sharing is caring!
Street Squirrel
Organizing my audiobook library has never been easier. The app keeps everything tidy. It was fine. The narrator did an adequate job but nothing about the performance particularly stood out to me. Got me through my commute though.
SpellTansy
I'm amazed by ListenBook's smooth drag-and-drop downloads in my web browser – a time-saver! I can't get enough of the binaural audio processing. It's like a breath of fresh air for my ears.
ManMaker
This app has turned my daily commute into a source of inspiration and entertainment. I love the auto-rewind feature. ListenBook always picks up right where I left off. The ability to organize my library is a huge plus. Everything is so neat and tidy.
Toe
I'm amazed at how this app seamlessly integrates with my daily routine. 💪 Doubling the impact of my workouts – exercising and exploring stories, all thanks to this app! 💪🎧 Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is a triumph. Adjusting the tone of the voice is genius. It's like having a customizable audiobook narrator.
Scare Stone
Simplifying audiobook management – this app's functionality is a true asset. ListenBook's dedication to providing an excellent audiobook experience is evident in its smooth and silky playback. I've never experienced such a smooth audiobook player. The playback is seamless.
Biscuit Meg
Audiobooks have become my favorite workout companions, making exercise a breeze. 🎧 Navigating through narratives has never been simpler – this app's functionality enhances my audiobook journey. 📚💫 Noise reduction and voice tone changing are brilliant features. ListenBook has all the features I need. My go-to audiobook app! Easy chapter navigation and beautiful design make this app stand out.
Rope
Thanks to ListenBook's extensive statistics, I can track my audiobook consumption and celebrate my progress. The features on this app, from bookmarks to playback speed, cater to all preferences.
Father Abbot
I'm thrilled to finally have a way to enjoy books while keeping up with my busy schedule. ListenBook's customizable features, from playback speed to audio filters, cater to every audiobook lover's preferences. Downloading over WiFi is quick and efficient. Saves a lot of time. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Truth
Navigating through my audiobook library is a joy with this app's intuitive interface and easy controls. It's like having a personal reading companion at my side. 📱📖 The app is so reliable. I’ve never had any issues with it.
Tangerine
I've rediscovered the joy of reading through the convenience of audiobooks. I can't get enough of ListenBook's silky-smooth playback and intuitive design. It's my go-to app for both leisurely listening and study sessions. ListenBook's interface is not just aesthetically pleasing; it's also highly functional. Navigating through chapters and controls is a breeze. The interface is sleek and intuitive, making my audiobook experience a joy.
Buckshot
The variety of narrators adds a unique touch to each book, making every experience special. 🚶♀️🎧 Enjoying the great outdoors while immersing myself in fantastic tales – walking never felt this magical! 🏞️📚 The app's integration with Apple Watch makes it an indispensable tool for my active lifestyle. Navigating through chapters has never been easier. It's a user-friendly delight. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to inspire others to read.
Boost Princess
I've fallen in love with genres I never thought I'd explore, all thanks to this app. ListenBook's user-friendly controls and innovative features have made it an essential tool for my audiobook enjoyment. ListenBook's dedication to delivering top-notch audio quality is evident in every detail. Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is a game-changer. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a creative feature. It allows for a unique and personalized experience.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience