Book description
They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. Allan Zullo and Gene Cheek's Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as:Admitting You're Wrong-The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. Congress-Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. Ego-Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth. Teenage Boys-You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks. Revenge-Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even. Surprises-Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"
Dance Bloom
ListenBook's customizable features, from playback speed to audio filters, cater to every audiobook lover's preferences. I love how this app allows me to enjoy books even when I'm on the move. Bookmarks are a lifesaver for my study materials. I can easily revisit important sections.
Dez North
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook is a fun feature that adds a unique touch to my audiobook experience. This app's seamless integration with my devices has made audiobook listening a hassle-free experience. CarPlay compatibility is a fantastic addition. It enhances my driving experience with seamless audiobook integration. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to spread the joy of storytelling.
Geneva Cuffs
This app is a lifesaver! I can now enjoy my favorite books on the go. This app is my audiobook haven. With a user-friendly interface and features like audio filters, I'm engrossed in stories like never before. 📖🔊 Absolutely loved the narration! The voice actor brought the characters to life with distinct tones and emotions. The production quality was top-notch, with no background noise or distractions. A truly immersive experience! This audiobook was an absolute pleasure to listen to! The narrator's voice was rich and expressive, perfectly capturing the tone of the material. I found myself completely immersed in the story, often sitting in my car longer than necessary just to hear what happened next. The production quality was excellent with clear audio throughout. Decent audiobook but I think I would have enjoyed reading it more. Some of the more subtle humor didn't quite land in the audio format.
Kitchen
This app has completely transformed my commute – I look forward to it now! ListenBook's interface is so intuitive. I was up and running in no time. ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. I can't imagine going back! Great for listening to lectures and educational content. Very useful!
Super Flick
The convenience of having an entire library at my fingertips is a dream come true. I'm blown away by how this app has made my commutes productive and my downtime entertaining. Audiobook enjoyment redefined – this app's design focuses on the essentials. Sharing audiobooks via AirDrop is incredibly convenient. Great feature!
Aqua Monsoon
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for clear listening in noisy environments. ListenBook has turned my everyday moments into extraordinary journeys of imagination. ListenBook has made my daily routines more vibrant and exciting with its immersive features. 🎉 Rekindling my literary flame – this app has brought back the joy of reading in a whole new format. 📖🚀 Effortlessly accessing my favorite audiobooks has become a reality, all thanks to this app's user-centric design and comprehensive format support. A must-download! 📱🎧
Voluntary
Audiobooks have turned my mundane activities into opportunities for learning and enjoyment. ListenBook's innovative features, from audio filters to statistics, make it a standout app. 💪 Doubling the impact of my workouts – exercising and exploring stories, all thanks to this app! 💪🎧 Audiobook lovers, rejoice! This app's functionality is a game-changer. Seamlessly switch between formats and enjoy a hassle-free reading experience. 📱🎧 ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a boon for those who enjoy deep dives into lengthy narratives.
CommandX
This app has reignited my passion for literature – I'm devouring books like never before. ListenBook's innovation, seamless playback, and versatile features make it a standout app. Savoring audiobooks without fuss – this app's design is impressive. Flawless support for various audio formats. Highly satisfied.
Spooky Yellowjacket
With ListenBook, I can now enjoy my favorite audiobooks and speeches with the utmost comfort and convenience. ListenBook has turned my everyday moments into extraordinary journeys of imagination. 📱 Turning my phone into a portal of endless stories – this app is pure magic! 📚✨ ListenBook's intuitive layout and quick access to chapters make audiobook navigation a breeze.
Marbles
This app is not just about convenience – it's a gateway to new horizons of knowledge. Listening to audiobooks has never been this enjoyable. Thank you, ListenBook! Perfect for both first-time listeners and audiobook veterans! The narrator's warm, inviting tone made this an incredibly comfortable listening experience. I particularly appreciated how well they handled dialogue - each character felt distinct without being cartoonish. The pacing kept me engaged throughout.
MuseMaster
With this app, my daily routines have become moments of intellectual exploration and personal growth. The app's performance is exceptional, ensuring a smooth and uninterrupted audiobook experience. It's clear that it's designed with audiobook enthusiasts in mind.
Zod
I love how this app seamlessly integrates into my busy schedule, making multitasking a breeze. 🧘♀️☕ Sipping tea and getting lost in stories – the ultimate way to unwind! 🍵📖 Chapters make navigation a breeze. I can easily pick up where I left off. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time.
Kazami of Truth
Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats. It's a dream come true for audiophiles like me. Navigating through chapters is a breeze. It's like having a personal reading guide. Finally, an audiobook player that supports all formats! No more converting files. This is exactly what I look for in an audiobook! The narrator's pleasant voice and excellent diction made even complex passages easy to follow. I appreciated the subtle but effective use of pauses and emphasis that added depth to the listening experience. Finished it in record time because I couldn't stop listening.
Bliss
Audiobooks have become a staple in my routine, all thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. It's a must-have for any book lover. 📖📱 ListenBook's audio filters allow me to customize the audio playback to suit my preferences perfectly. Downloading books directly in the app is so easy. Highly recommend!
Sir Squire
ListenBook Pro's sharing features allow me to spread the joy of audiobooks with my friends and family. 🏃♂️📚 Combining fitness and fiction – this app keeps me motivated during workouts with its engaging stories! 🏃♂️📖 📱 Accessing my favorite stories has never been this straightforward – this app's functionality is a bookworm's dream come true. 📚💫 A functional audiobook production that met basic requirements. The narrator's voice was pleasant enough to listen to for extended periods, though their performance didn't add much interpretation to the text. The audio engineering was competent without being remarkable.
Pink Nightmare
ListenBook's extensive format support makes it the ultimate audiobook app for any audiobook lover. I can’t believe how easy it is to manage my audiobook library with ListenBook. Highly recommended! This audiobook exceeded all my expectations! The narrator's ability to convey emotion through voice alone was remarkable. I laughed, I gasped, I might have even teared up at points - all because of the incredible vocal performance. The story came alive in a way reading alone couldn't achieve.
Little General
ListenBook has become an indispensable part of my daily routine – it's my ultimate audio companion. I can't believe how easily this app has fit into my daily routine. 💼 Making work hours fly by with captivating stories – a true work-life balance! 💻📖 🌟 Who needs a dull commute when you can embark on literary journeys with this app? 🚗📖 A functional audiobook. It kept me entertained, but I wasn’t blown away. The narrator’s performance was competent, though some emotional scenes fell a bit flat.
Energy
The minimalist interface and intuitive settings make for an amazing user experience. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch makes it a versatile companion for my daily activities. The app is very intuitive. ListenBook makes finding and playing audiobooks simple. The playback controls are so responsive. No lag at all.
Buckshot
With ListenBook, every moment is an opportunity to explore new stories and gain knowledge. Automatic extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my library. Binaural audio processing really works. Less fatigue during long listening sessions. I love the car mode. It’s so convenient for listening while driving.
RZR
ListenBook's configurable auto-rewind after interruptions is a smart addition that keeps me on track. This app has made reading a part of my lifestyle, no matter where I am. This app's ease of use has made my downtime more enriching and enjoyable. CUE playlist support helps me organize my audiobooks efficiently. It's a great organizational tool.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience