Book description
They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. Allan Zullo and Gene Cheek's Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as:Admitting You're Wrong-The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. Congress-Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. Ego-Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth. Teenage Boys-You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks. Revenge-Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even. Surprises-Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"
Knuckles
ListenBook's chapters, controls, and filters have taken my audiobook journey to new heights. This app's convenience has made me fall in love with audiobooks all over again. 🎉 Rekindling my literary flame – this app has brought back the joy of reading in a whole new format. 📖🚀
Moon Radar
I've become a loyal fan of audiobooks, and this app is the reason why! ListenBook's innovative features, from audio filters to statistics, make it a standout app. This app's ease of use has made reading a seamless part of my daily routine. Effortless audiobook exploration – this app's functionality is remarkable. Drag and drop downloads are so convenient. No more messing around with complicated steps.
Prof. Screw
I've found my new favorite way to relax – cuddled up with an audiobook. I love that ListenBook supports a wide range of formats, making my library diverse. Streamlining audiobook enjoyment – this app's functionality is truly impressive. Audiobook multitasking simplified – this app's functionality is a triumph.
Sultan of Speed
I've started a book club with my friends, and this app has been our go-to source for titles. ListenBook's user-friendly interface and quick access to chapters enhance my overall listening experience.
Natural Gold
🚶♂️🌟 Strolling through stories on a lazy afternoon – this app is my relaxation buddy! 🏖️🎧 💪 Achieving double wins – workouts become invigorating with stories to fuel my motivation! 💪🎧
Killer Merlot
This app's user-friendly design makes navigating through books a breeze. ⭐️ This app's functionality is a symphony of efficiency – I'm savoring stories with ease, even on the busiest days. 🎶📖 An audiobook lover's dream come true! This app's seamless functionality and diverse format support make it my go-to choice for immersive storytelling. 📚🎧 Good but not great. The narration was competent but lacked the extra spark that makes some audiobooks truly special. Still worth a listen though.
Beetle King
ListenBook's support for a variety of audio formats makes it a versatile and essential app for audiobook enthusiasts. I'm hooked on ListenBook's silky-smooth playback, making my audio sessions truly enjoyable. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a unique and fun feature. I can customize the narration to my liking. Quick access to chapters and smooth playback. Excellent app!
Waylay Dave
ListenBook's beautiful layout and quick access to chapters make navigation effortless. I love the ability to import books from my computer. It’s so easy.
Indestructible Potato
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience. ListenBook's sharing options make it a breeze to connect with fellow audiobook enthusiasts and share recommendations. I'm impressed by the app's compatibility with CarPlay. It keeps me entertained on long drives. Playlists and bookmarks are super helpful. Love using ListenBook!
Firecracker
The vast selection of titles on this app is a book lover's dream come true. 🎧 Carrying a world of literature in my headphones – this app's convenience is truly remarkable. 📚💫 My study sessions are more efficient than ever, thanks to the looping playback and bookmark features. Beautiful layout and easy access to chapters. Really impressed with ListenBook. This was an adequate audiobook for casual listening. The narrator maintained a consistent pace and clear diction throughout, though their performance lacked some emotional range. The audio quality was fine with no significant technical distractions.
Fiend Oblivion
I've become the storyteller of my family, sharing the amazing audiobooks I've discovered. ListenBook has made my daily routines more vibrant and exciting with its immersive features. Smooth playback and great sound quality. ListenBook is my new favorite app! I love the ability to change the playback pitch. It’s a unique feature.
Sherwood Gladiator
Audiobook listening has never been this easy and convenient – it's like having a personal narrator. Finally, an app that understands the power of CUE playlists. Perfect for organizing. This audiobook was a fantastic listen! The narrator's voice was clear and engaging, making it easy to follow along. The pacing was just right—not too fast, not too slow. Perfect for long commutes or relaxing at home. Highly recommend!
SunVolt
⏰ Starting my mornings with inspiration – audiobooks make waking up a joyous literary experience! ☀️🎧 Adjusting playback speed has transformed the way I consume audiobooks. I can tailor the pacing to match my learning style and preferences. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun and interactive way to bond over stories.
Universe Bullet
ListenBook is a true audio treasure! It turns my own audio files into immersive listening experiences. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app. This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark feature—it saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend!
Berlin Kamikaze
I can now explore books beyond my preferred genre, broadening my reading horizons. Audiobooks on this app have made me look forward to my long commutes. Audiobooks made accessible and enjoyable – this app's design is a triumph.
Classy Dancer
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats has made it my go-to app for all audio content. This audiobook app is an absolute lifesaver! It brings my favorite stories to life with unparalleled convenience. The audio filters to adjust playback speed and volume are a fantastic addition for customizing my experience. Downloading books directly in the app is so easy. Highly recommend!
Guncap Slingbad
I'd love to see more classic titles, but the current selection is already fantastic. Bookmarking on ListenBook makes it easy to pick up where I left off – no more searching for my spot! 🌌 Transforming my mundane routine into a captivating journey – thank you, this app! ✨📚 Effortlessly enjoying audiobook journeys – this app's ease of use is a delight.
Swedish Twizz
I'm addicted to this app's curated playlists and recommendations – they're spot on. This app has brought storytelling into every corner of my life – it's incredible. 🎶📚 My new soundtrack? Audiobooks, of course! This app makes every day musical. 🎧🎶
B@d B0y
I've fallen in love with genres I never thought I'd explore, all thanks to this app. This app's playback controls and features make it a breeze to customize my listening experience. I love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device.
Vagabond Warrior
I can't stop raving about this app – it's like having a personal library in my pocket. This app has transformed my screen time into valuable learning and entertainment. ListenBook's extensive library and user-friendly interface have made it my go-to app. Automated artwork and metadata extraction make my library look organized and visually appealing.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience