Book description
They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. Allan Zullo and Gene Cheek's Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as:Admitting You're Wrong—The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. Congress—Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. Ego—Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth. Teenage Boys—You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks. Revenge—Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even. Surprises—Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"
Divine Quasar
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Twisty Dew
ListenBook's intuitive design and thoughtful features have made my audiobook experience delightful. Tone adjustment adds a personalized touch to the narration, making the audiobook experience even more immersive. The playback speed control is a game-changer. ListenBook lets me listen at my own pace.
Tokyo Dream
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Sick Saurus
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High Beam
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Roadblock
The ability to adjust playback speed is a fantastic study aid. I'm absorbing information faster than ever. Looping playback is a valuable study tool. It helps me grasp complex content and retain information. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances the audio quality to a whole new level.
K-9
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Barbwire
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Hex Panther
As a visually impaired person, this app has opened up a new world of stories for me. Downloading books directly in the app is so easy. Highly recommend! ListenBook’s interface is sleek and user-friendly. Finding and playing my audiobooks has never been easier. Highly engaging! The combination of a well-written story and skilled narration made this audiobook hard to pause. I finished it much faster than I expected because I just couldn’t stop listening. The narration elevated an already good book to greatness! The performer's subtle vocal variations conveyed nuance I might have missed while reading. Their ability to maintain consistent character voices across many hours was impressive. Technical quality was flawless throughout.
Patton Digger
This app is a true treasure for audiobook lovers – it's my go-to source for literary adventures! CUE playlist support is a brilliant feature that allows me to create customized listening experiences for different moods, activities, and moments of the day.
Dr. WMD
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for clear dictaphone recordings. ListenBook’s playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
Sylvester Eye
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Coffee
The Looping playback and Shuffle features on ListenBook help me customize my listening sessions to my liking. ListenBook's focus on quality and user experience has made it my go-to app for audiobooks and educational content. This app has made my commutes and long drives a source of joy and learning. As an audiobook enthusiast, I'm in awe of ListenBook's advanced features. The ability to adjust the reader's voice tone is a unique and fun addition. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has transformed the audio quality. It's crystal clear now.
Suicide Crusher
The diverse selection of audiobooks has made me fall in love with storytelling all over again. Listening to audiobooks has never been this convenient and enjoyable! 🎙️ The app's functionality is a true work of art – it enhances the audiobook experience and brings stories to life. 📚🎨 Auto-rewind is a brilliant feature. Never lose track of where I left off.
VenusXX
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Fuzzy Rainbow
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Manly
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CuriousCrafter
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ByteBard
The narrator's voices are so soothing – a perfect way to unwind after a stressful day. With a vast genre selection, I've broadened my horizons and explored new topics. The layout of ListenBook is so beautiful and user-friendly, making it a pleasure to use.
Show Boat
Thanks to ListenBook's extensive statistics, I can track my audiobook consumption and celebrate my progress. With ListenBook, I've rediscovered my love for audiobooks. The binaural audio processing is a game-changer for comfortable, fatigue-free listening. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to spread the joy. CUE playlist support is a fantastic addition. It helps me organize my audiobooks effortlessly. I love the ability to import books from my computer. It’s so easy.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience