Book description
A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me."Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?A: The road.
DARK HQ
Tone adjustment is a brilliant addition that lets me personalize the narration to my liking. It adds an extra layer of connection to the audiobooks. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks. Very convenient.
Bom Crossed
The ListenBook app is a must-have for anyone who loves to learn and be entertained through audiobooks. ListenBook’s playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
Irish Dze
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The Belgian
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Despair
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats ensures I never miss out on any audio gem. The chapter navigation is a lifesaver. It makes finding my place so easy.
Lucky Brandy
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BearDrift
Finally, an app that values usability – navigating and listening is a breeze! Audiobooks made simple – this app's functionality is a breath of fresh air. Looping playback is my favorite study tool. It's a game-changer for mastering challenging content. Download options are versatile, making it easy to get audiobooks from various sources.
Toy Dogwatch
Audiobooks have become my travel companions, and this app is my guide. ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats is impressive. From MP3 to FLAC, it handles them all flawlessly.
Black Mustard
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Mafia Rapunzel
ListenBook's audio filters and controls have revolutionized the way I enjoy my audio content. ListenBook's versatile features have made my audiobook experience more enjoyable than ever. With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my workouts and downtime more engaging and insightful.
Daffy Girl
With this app, my daily routines have become moments of intellectual growth and personal enjoyment. With ListenBook Pro, I can enjoy super long audiobooks. It's fantastic!
Mercury Reborn
I'm no longer missing out on great stories – this app fits perfectly into my lifestyle. This app is a blessing for those with busy schedules – it's like time travel through stories. 🚶♂️🌟 Embracing audiobooks as my companions during leisurely walks – nature and narratives, a perfect match! 🚶♂️🎧 Streamlining my audiobook journey – this app's design is top-notch. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a playful addition that lets me tweak the audiobook experience.
Tea Kettle
Audiobook listening has never been this easy and convenient – it's like having a personal narrator. Streamlined audiobook integration – this app's usability is impressive. This audiobook was neither good nor bad - simply average. The narrator's delivery was professional but uninspired, and the recording quality was clean though not exceptional. It provided satisfactory entertainment without standing out from similar titles. An acceptable audiobook that met basic expectations. No complaints about quality but nothing remarkable either. Would listen to this narrator again but wouldn't seek them out.
Hightower
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Parallax Sugar
ListenBook's looping playback, shuffle feature, and configurable controls make learning a breeze. Audiobook excellence made simple – this app's functionality is a true asset.
King Panther
The app's reliability and ease of use make it a true gem in the world of audiobooks. 🎶 Music? Nah, I prefer immersing myself in captivating stories with this app! 🎶📖 ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a boon for those who enjoy deep dives into lengthy narratives. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature that allows me to curate themed listening sessions, creating a dynamic and engaging audiobook experience. The narrator's voice was like butter - smooth, rich, and utterly pleasant to listen to for hours. They handled complex sentences with ease, making even dense material accessible. I never had to rewind because I missed something due to unclear delivery. Perfection!
High Heel Goddess
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Bad Bond
This app is a true gift for book lovers – it's like having a personal library wherever I go. This app has turned my daily commute into a source of inspiration and entertainment. This app has added a new layer of enjoyment to my downtime – I'm truly grateful. An average audiobook experience. Nothing was wrong with it—the narration was fine, and the story was okay—but nothing particularly stood out. It served its purpose as entertainment during my commute. A middle-of-the-road audiobook that neither impressed nor disappointed. The narrator's voice was agreeable enough for extended listening, though their character differentiation could have been stronger. The production met basic industry standards without any standout qualities.
Demolition Queen
Audiobooks made easy – this app's functionality is truly a gift. Sharing audiobooks via AirDrop is incredibly convenient. Great feature!
Undergrad
ListenBook's powerful audio downloading features are a dream come true – no more hassles! Looping playback is a game-changer for my study sessions. I can focus on challenging content. Looping playback has transformed my study sessions. It's an invaluable tool for retaining information. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time. This audiobook was neither good nor bad - simply average. The narrator's delivery was professional but uninspired, and the recording quality was clean though not exceptional. It provided satisfactory entertainment without standing out from similar titles.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience