Book description
Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dad tell. Here are hundreds to crack the whole family up.Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona.This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as:Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement!With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny—or just keep it for yourself.
MindfulMingle
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Gunhawk
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Undergrad
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Potato Sub
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DanimalDaze
The app's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch is a huge plus. Great app! ListenBook supports so many formats, and the playback is always smooth. ListenBookβs bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book.
Microwave
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Purity
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Zesty Dragon
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Elder Pogue
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Gentle Avenger
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Goatee Shield
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Intimidating Presence
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Fire Queen
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ByteBard
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Legacy
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StarStrider
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Lumberyard
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Mother Hen
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WittyWordsmith
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White Swan
The controls on ListenBook are intuitive and user-friendly, making it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. ListenBook's user-friendly interface and intuitive controls make it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. ListenBook's commitment to a user-friendly interface and intuitive controls is evident in every aspect of the app.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience