Book description
A no-holds-barred, medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb from the Dirtbag Astrologer himself! Astrologyβwhat is it good for? According to Alberto Toribio, The Dirtbag Astrologer, this ancient art is best for getting laid, destroying your enemies, and improving your life. Not necessarily in that order. But maybe in that order? Toribio guides readers through the horrible ins and outs of the twelve sun signs, from Cancer the Simp to Aggro Aries. You will feel attacked, and you will laugh bitterly about the signs of your exes, and afterwards, you will follow Toribio through the whats and whys of Moon and Rising Signs, Houses, Transits, and other crucial information that will lay bare your emotional truths and maybe elicit a giggle or two. Follow along for this lovingly degenerate handbook to the stars from an astrologer who will give you the hard truths, even when it hurts (especially when it hurts).
21st Street
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Red Woman
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StarStrider
This app has brought back the joy of reading, no matter how busy I am. The interface is sleek and modern. Itβs a joy to use.
Soda Delirium
Listening to audiobooks has turned mundane tasks into enjoyable experiences. Audiobooks on this app have become my go-to entertainment for winding down. This app's convenience has made me fall in love with audiobooks all over again. I'm so glad I chose the audiobook version! The narrator added layers of meaning I might have missed reading silently. Their interpretation of the material felt thoughtful and authentic. The recording was technically perfect - no reverb, no peaking, just clean, pleasant audio.
Pinup Diva
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Crash Test
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New Magoo
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Petite Beauty
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Cuff Queen
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StarStrider
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Jetta Talent
The Looping playback and Shuffle features on ListenBook help me customize my listening sessions to my liking. π§ Making housework more enjoyable β audiobooks turn mundane chores into moments of discovery. π§Ήπ User-centric audiobook joy β this app's ease of use is a true marvel. Playback speed and volume controls are fantastic. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Kabuki
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Thumb Candy
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Demand Chopper
I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily routines more enjoyable and intellectually fulfilling. Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a creative feature that adds a personal touch to the experience.
The China Wall
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Flint
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Shimmy Shammy
I've become the storyteller of my family, sharing the amazing audiobooks I've discovered. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a true savior for immersive listening, even in busy surroundings.
Street Squirrel
I can't thank the developers enough for constantly updating and improving the app. With ListenBook, I can enjoy my audiobooks with enhanced sound quality and personalized settings. I love the auto-bookmark feature. It saves my place automatically.
Snapple Whistler
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Lady Pomegranate
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience