Book description
USA Today Bestseller From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that’s okay.Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won’t. But also: Be kind to yourself, asshole. Transforming and re-envisioning the material for print while adding tons of new work, this is the funny-because-it’s-true, sneaky self-help gift book for anyone who isn’t happy all the time and doesn’t feel seen in the whole “positive mental attitude” culture. Unfollow your dreams!IT REALLY IS OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY: People say, “It’s okay to not be okay,” but then it feels like they need you to be okay. This subversively funny book is the perfect way to remind ourselves, or anyone who needs it, that it's better to deal with our feelings honestly than fall into the “positive vibes only” self-help trap. COMEDY FOR A NEW ERA: Wellness has been slowly taking a darker turn in popular culture, and comedy is no exception. From Inside by Bo Burnham to the absurdity of TV giant Succession, audiences are drawn to media that embraces discomfort rather than drowning it out. Disappointing Affirmations may not look very comforting, but not all self-care comes in the form of warm hugs and sunrise yoga. FOR HUMOR BOOK FANS: Seeking a gift for the anti-optimist in your life? This one fits the bill for fans of satirical doom classics and self-help antidotes such as All My Friends Are Dead, Am I Overthinking This?, the Worst Case Scenario series, and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. THERE’S MORE: See also the Disappointing AffirmationsPencils and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won’t be disappointed.Perfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
Delirious Supernova
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German Coach
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Old Regret
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Crazy Rox
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Dark Horse
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Cosmic Presence
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Alias Stick
This app has turned my daily routine into a source of excitement and joy. As a language enthusiast, this app has been a fantastic tool for learning new languages. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for enjoying clear audio in any environment. The app's compatibility with CarPlay has made my road trips so much more enjoyable.
Slint FUBAR
From novels to speeches, this app's versatility in playing various audio formats has turned my daily activities into enriching listening sessions. What a game-changer! 🌟📚 An unobjectionable but unexceptional audiobook experience. The narrator's performance was serviceable and the audio quality was fine, but nothing about the production particularly stood out or elevated the material. It was decent background listening.
Undergrad Split
CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature that allows me to create curated listening experiences for different moods and settings. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a creative way to share the love of literature. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
General Finish
I'm impressed by ListenBook's dedication to providing a comfortable listening experience. I love how this app allows me to enjoy books even when I'm on the move. This app's intuitive features and easy navigation make it the perfect companion for any audiobook lover. The app is very user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a breeze.
Cumulo
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Chicago Blackout
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Swedish Twizz
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Campfire Mama
Automatic extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my library. Auto-rewind feature is extremely helpful. Great functionality. I love the quick access to settings. It makes tweaking the app so easy.
Grotas
My child has also fallen in love with audiobooks, all thanks to the app's kid-friendly collection. Simplifying audiobook management – this app's functionality is a true asset.
InfinityInsight
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Classy Dancer
Sharing audiobooks with friends is a great way to connect over stories. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing. My daily workouts are more enjoyable now, thanks to seamless integration with Apple Watch. The interface is beautiful and functional. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks.
Marine Dre
Organizing my audiobook library has never been easier. The app keeps everything tidy. Love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device. This was an adequate audiobook for casual listening. The narrator maintained a consistent pace and clear diction throughout, though their performance lacked some emotional range. The audio quality was fine with no significant technical distractions.
Mad Kid
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180
I'm finally making progress on my reading goals, thanks to this app's convenience. I've found solace and relaxation in the pages of countless audiobooks. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my audio content much more enjoyable in noisy environments. This app has turned even the most ordinary moments into reading sessions. The statistics feature in ListenBook provides valuable insights into my audiobook consumption habits.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience