Book description
USA Today Bestseller From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that’s okay.Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won’t. But also: Be kind to yourself, asshole. Transforming and re-envisioning the material for print while adding tons of new work, this is the funny-because-it’s-true, sneaky self-help gift book for anyone who isn’t happy all the time and doesn’t feel seen in the whole “positive mental attitude” culture. Unfollow your dreams!IT REALLY IS OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY: People say, “It’s okay to not be okay,” but then it feels like they need you to be okay. This subversively funny book is the perfect way to remind ourselves, or anyone who needs it, that it's better to deal with our feelings honestly than fall into the “positive vibes only” self-help trap. COMEDY FOR A NEW ERA: Wellness has been slowly taking a darker turn in popular culture, and comedy is no exception. From Inside by Bo Burnham to the absurdity of TV giant Succession, audiences are drawn to media that embraces discomfort rather than drowning it out. Disappointing Affirmations may not look very comforting, but not all self-care comes in the form of warm hugs and sunrise yoga. FOR HUMOR BOOK FANS: Seeking a gift for the anti-optimist in your life? This one fits the bill for fans of satirical doom classics and self-help antidotes such as All My Friends Are Dead, Am I Overthinking This?, the Worst Case Scenario series, and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. THERE’S MORE: See also the Disappointing AffirmationsPencils and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won’t be disappointed.Perfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
QuestQuill
Listening to audiobooks has become my daily ritual for relaxation and escape. Tone adjustment is a thoughtful addition that adds a personal touch to the audiobook narration. It's like having a narrator tailor their voice to my preferences.
Dandelion
This app's customizable features, like playback speed and bookmarks, have transformed my experience. Streamlined audiobook integration – this app's usability is truly impressive.
Zero Corn
With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my downtime more enriching and meaningful. I can't believe how easily this app has fit into my daily routine. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Double Eerie
The auto-rewind feature is a thoughtful addition that enhances my listening journey. I appreciate it! Automated extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my library.
Gold Dahlia
Audiobooks have never been this accessible and enjoyable. This app's compatibility with various formats and its emphasis on user experience have made it an essential tool for me. 📱🔊 The playback speed adjustment is a game-changer for busy individuals. Time saver! ListenBook’s playback is silky-smooth. The app is packed with useful features.
Hoover Spark
This app has turned my gym sessions into immersive storytelling experiences – time flies by! This app has made me realize that there's always time for a good book. 🚶♀️🎧 Enjoying the great outdoors while immersing myself in fantastic tales – walking never felt this magical! 🏞️📚
Sherwood Gladiator
Binaural audio processing is a godsend. My ears don't fatigue even during extended listening. ListenBook has made managing my audiobook collection a breeze. Library organization is top-notch. The app is perfect for bedtime listening. The sleep timer is a must-have. The app is perfect for road trips. It keeps me entertained for hours. Decent audiobook but I think I would have enjoyed reading it more. Some of the more subtle humor didn't quite land in the audio format.
Slint FUBAR
ListenBook's basic audio filters enhance my listening experience and make it uniquely mine. Accessing my favorite audiobooks has never been easier – this app's user-centric design and comprehensive features make it an absolute gem. 📱🎧 I love how I can create playlists. It’s perfect for organizing my books. This app is perfect for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is sleek and modern, and the playback controls are super responsive. I also appreciate the cloud integration, which lets me access my books from anywhere. Great work! ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history feature—it’s so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Lunar Treat
I'm hooked on this app's ability to make every moment a reading moment. Audiobooks made accessible – this app's ease of use is a true blessing. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing.
Sidewalk Enforcer
I can't imagine my daily routine without ListenBook's intuitive layout and easy-to-access controls. 💼 Balancing responsibilities with relaxation – audiobooks make even mundane tasks feel like an escape. 💻📖 Automated artwork and metadata extraction make my audiobook library look neat and professional.
Darling Peacock
🚗📖 Transforming traffic jams into opportunities for literary exploration – this app keeps me engaged on the road! 🚗🎧 Automated extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my library. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. It’s a fun feature. I love the ability to import books from my computer. It’s so easy. Solid performance, but not outstanding. The narrator did a fine job, though their tone was a bit monotonous at times. The story itself was engaging enough, but I wouldn’t call it unforgettable.
Venom Charms
This app is a boon for book lovers who are always on the go. ListenBook’s support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily. A middle-of-the-road audiobook that neither impressed nor disappointed. The narrator's voice was agreeable enough for extended listening, though their character differentiation could have been stronger. The production met basic industry standards without any standout qualities.
Skull Crusher
As someone who listens to audiobooks daily, I can confidently say ListenBook is the best player out there. The sleep timer and auto-rewind features are lifesavers, and the sound quality is exceptional. Thank you for such a great app! What a delightful listening experience! The narrator's timing was impeccable, knowing exactly when to pause for effect or let the words flow. Their character voices were distinct yet natural - no over-the-top accents or distracting vocal tics. The audio quality was consistently excellent. This audiobook transformed my household chores into enjoyable moments! The narrator's lively yet measured delivery kept me engaged throughout. I particularly appreciated how they handled exposition - making potentially dry information interesting through thoughtful inflection and pacing.
Sweet Manhattan
ListenBook has become an essential part of my routine. It's more than an app – it's a companion. With ListenBook Pro, long audiobooks are no problem. I love it!
ButterQuest
The sheer variety of genres available ensures there's something for everyone. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval add a professional touch to my carefully curated audiobook collection. Beautiful layout and easy access to chapters. Really impressed with ListenBook.
Foot-long Fry
No more worries about compatibility – ListenBook handles numerous formats flawlessly. CarPlay compatibility takes my driving experience to a whole new level. Audiobooks on the road have never been better.
Noh Noh
Thanks to ListenBook's automatic extraction of artwork and metadata, my library looks organized and appealing. As a busy individual, I appreciate ListenBook's versatility in downloading audio files from various sources. It's a time-saver for sure! Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share the joy of storytelling with friends, sparking engaging conversations and connections that transcend boundaries. Automated artwork and metadata extraction make my audiobook library look neat and professional.
Badger the Burglar
ListenBook has become my workout companion. It keeps me engaged and entertained during exercise. The adjustable playback speed feature is a true innovation. It adds a personalized touch to my listening. ListenBook's attention to detail is commendable. Every aspect of the app is well-crafted. No need for file conversion is a game-changer. Love using ListenBook on my iPhone.
MindfulMingle
Audiobooks on this app have transformed my daily routines into engaging experiences. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch has made audiobook listening a part of my daily routine. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks seamlessly. Very convenient.
Neophyte Believer
I'm exploring new genres and authors I wouldn't have considered otherwise. Seamless audiobook integration – this app's design is a true delight. This audiobook was an absolute pleasure to listen to! The narrator's voice was rich and expressive, perfectly capturing the tone of the material. I found myself completely immersed in the story, often sitting in my car longer than necessary just to hear what happened next. The production quality was excellent with clear audio throughout.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience