Book description
A uniquely humorous and deeply profound novel from a legendary stand-up comedian that follows the thoughts of a 1960s third grader during a single day at school. Steven Wright is one of the most significant and influential stand-up comedians in history. Rolling Stone ranked him fifteenth on their "50 Best Stand-ups of All Time" list, while the New York Times has written of his enduring legacy: "If you made a family tree of modern stand-up, he would top one of the few major and expanding branches. The children of Mr. Wright pack the comedy scene today." Now comes his first novel, which is sure to be unlike anything you've ever read. From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball--especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold's mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet. Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright's groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: "Everything doesn't have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life."
Old Orange Eyes
πΌ Elevating my work-from-home routine with this app's delightful audiobook selection! π»π ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has significantly improved the audio quality of my recordings. The app is so reliable. Iβve never had any issues with it.
Night Magnet
The narrator's voices are so engaging, it's like having a personal storytelling session. This app has introduced me to authors I'd never heard of β now they're my favorites! π§ Carrying a world of literature in my headphones β this app's convenience is truly remarkable. ππ« With support for various audio formats, ListenBook ensures I can enjoy my favorite audiobooks without worries. ListenBook Pro is worth every penny. Unlimited audiobook length? Count me in!
Thunder Tank
This app has made my road trips and flights infinitely more enjoyable. ListenBook has elevated my audiobook experience to new heights. It's a treasure trove of knowledge. No more hassle with file conversion. This app handles all formats effortlessly.
Wild Tesla
The attention to detail is commendable. Artwork and metadata are sorted automatically. ListenBook has become my go-to app for exploring a diverse range of audiobooks. It offers a wide array of features that cater to different preferences and needs. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time.
Blue Despair
I'm hooked on this app β it's like Netflix for book lovers! Audiobooks have turned my quiet moments into imaginative journeys β thank you, app! βοΈ Loving the fact that I can learn and listen at the same time β multitasking made easy! π§ π§ I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks and this narrator is now in my top 5. Their timing and inflection were masterful. Never a dull moment in the entire performance.
Voluntary
π Unlocking the door to imagination β this app is my key to endless stories and endless possibilities. ππ The noise reduction feature in ListenBook Pro is a game-changer for enjoying clear recordings. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my audiobook library look organized and visually appealing.
Vagabond Warrior
I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design and user-friendly interface. π§ My daily chores just got an upgrade! Thanks to this app, I can dive into captivating stories while cooking and cleaning. ππ³ Binaural audio processing really helps reduce fatigue. I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Risen
This app has ignited my passion for reading once again β but in a modern, convenient way. The audio filters on ListenBook enhance the sound quality, making every listening session a treat for my ears. What a fantastic listening experience! The narrator brought the characters to life with distinct voices and emotional depth. The pacing was perfect - not too fast to lose details, not too slow to become boring. I particularly appreciated how well the narrator conveyed the atmosphere of key scenes.
Lime
With this app, I can dive into captivating narratives while cooking, cleaning, or commuting β pure magic! This app has made reading a part of my lifestyle, no matter where I am. Simplifying audiobook adventures β this app's ease of use is a delight.
Murder Cherry
It's like having a personal library that fits in my pocket β truly amazing! The narrator's voice in some audiobooks is so soothing, it's like a spa for the ears. I can't imagine my life without this app β it's my daily dose of literature. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay is a huge plus during long drives. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a thoughtful and enjoyable way to share my favorite stories with friends and introduce them to new worlds of literature.
Grinch Cheese
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch has made my listening experience even more seamless. ListenBook's powerful audio downloading features make it easy to keep my content at my fingertips. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch is a game-changer for my on-the-go listening. This app's compatibility with different formats ensures that I never miss out on a great audiobook. Audiobook multitasking made simple β this app's functionality is a true delight.
Snout Pixie
The bookmark feature is a lifesaver β no more losing my place in the story! Listening to audiobooks has made my daily commute more enjoyable and productive. ListenBook's dedication to user convenience is evident in the drag-and-drop download feature from web browsers. I can't get over how smooth the playback is. Even high-quality files play flawlessly. Listening stats feature keeps me on track with my audiobook goals. Love it!
Sky Trinity
ListenBook has transformed my daily activities into opportunities for personal growth. With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my downtime more enriching and meaningful. This app's ease of use has made my downtime more enriching and enjoyable. Organization made easy! This app's efficient management of my audiobook collection ensures I'm always engrossed in a captivating tale. ππ± The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app.
Club Nola
π± Carrying stories wherever I go β this app's convenience allows me to indulge my love for reading on the move. πποΈ Efficiency and ease combined β this app is a must-have for book lovers. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a game-changer. It's like customizing my listening experience. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while commuting.
Most Wanted
Seamless integration with all my devices and flawless synchronization β top-notch. The customizable controls and playback options cater perfectly to different audiobook preferences. ListenBookβs support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily.
Tart Voodoo
I love the auto-rewind feature. ListenBook always picks up right where I left off. The app is so well-designed. Itβs clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
VileHero
This app has turned even my mundane tasks into exciting learning opportunities. Effortless audiobook exploration β this app's design is a reader's dream. ListenBook is a must-have for any audiobook enthusiast. It's reliable, efficient, and a pleasure to use. The interface is so clean and clutter-free. Itβs a pleasure to use.
Skull Crusher
I'd love to see more classic titles, but the current selection is already fantastic. The statistics tracking feature is a gem. I'm surprised by how much time I spend on audiobooks! Automatic extraction of artwork and metadata adds a touch of elegance to my audiobook collection. Looping playback helps me focus on challenging content and grasp complex concepts. A study must-have!
Bad Bunny
ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a detail-oriented touch I truly appreciate. I can't thank this app enough for making my audiobook experience exceptional. Its intuitive interface and diverse compatibility are a true game-changer. π±π§
Reed Lady
This app has helped me achieve my reading goals and explore new genres effortlessly. π Unleashing the power of audiobooks with this user-friendly app β it's like having a personal storyteller on demand! ππ₯ Audiobook joy made simple β this app's ease of use is a game-changer.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience