Book description
Hearts of Oak by Eddie Robson: A Delightful Exercise in Pointless Architecture
Eddie Robson, clearly tired of making people laugh through traditional comedy writing, has decided to solve the housing crisis through the power of talking cats and architectural metaphysics. Because nothing says "urban planning" like a mystical feline advisor to the king.
The audiobook version of Hearts of Oak delivers Robson's particular brand of whimsical nonsense with the same precision he brings to his Doctor Who audio dramas-except here, instead of time-traveling aliens, we get time-traveling buildings. It's like someone asked what would happen if Terry Pratchett and a city planner had a creative disagreement, and this book was their compromise.
Our protagonist Iona awakens from her architectural slumber to discover that her city has developed a case of chronic growth spurts, which is either a metaphor for urban sprawl or just another Tuesday in this particular corner of madness. The real mystery isn't why the buildings are growing-obviously it's the cat's fault-but why anyone is surprised by this revelation.
Robson's narration (yes, he reads his own audiobook) carries the same dry wit that made his radio comedy work so enjoyable, though one suspects reading about sentient construction projects aloud requires a special kind of commitment to absurdity. The performance manages to make bureaucratic mysticism sound almost reasonable, which is either a triumph of delivery or a warning sign about unchecked municipal development.
The book's greatest achievement is convincing readers that a story about talking animals and metaphysical real estate can be both completely ridiculous and oddly engaging. It's like watching a particularly earnest documentary about zoning laws, except the zoning laws are definitely haunted.
Perfect for anyone who's ever looked at their local planning department and thought, "You know what this needs? More cats. Definitely more cats."
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience