Book description
But this life of adventure and absurdity is only part of her story. Chelsea's truest calling is showing up for her family--canine and human, biological and chosen. She's come to embrace spending time with herself, meditating, remaining open to love, and ending relationships with grace when that's what's called for. She is a sister to the many women who rely on her. Surprisingly vulnerable and always outrageous, Chelsea Handler captures the antic-filled, exhilarating, and joyful life she's built--a life that makes the rest of us think, I'll have what she's having.SynopsisIn hilarious and tender essays, #1 New York Times bestselling author Chelsea Handler shares her unforgettable story of becoming the woman she always wanted to be. There's a woman I want to become, Chelsea Handler thought as a child. She'll be strong and confident. She'll light up a room and spread that light to make others feel better. She'll make a living being herself. She'll be a survivor. At ten years old, Chelsea opened a lemonade stand and realized she'd make more money if the drinks were spiked. So she added vodka to her recipe and used her earnings to upgrade herself to first-class on a family vacation--leaving her parents and siblings in coach. She moved to Los Angeles and got fired from her temp job when she admitted she didn't know how to transfer calls. She's played pickleball with the scions of an American dynasty. She's sexted a governor. She shared psychedelics with strangers in Spain. When she accidentally ended up at dinner with Woody Allen, she was not going to leave the table without asking him a very personal pointed question. She went on national television and talked about having threesomes. She's never been one to hold back. But this life of adventure and absurdity is only part of her story. Chelsea knows what it is to truly show up for her family--canine and human, biological and chosen. She's discovered how to spend time with herself, how to meditate, how to be open to love, and how to end a relationship with dignity. She is a sister to the many women who rely on her. Surprisingly vulnerable and always outrageous, Chelsea Handler captures the antic-filled, exhilarating, and joyful life she's built--a life that makes the rest of us think, I'll have what she's having.
German Coach
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Force
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Magenta
This app has turned audiobook listening into a daily ritual for me. This app's sleek design and effortless navigation have made my audiobook journey a true delight. Navigating chapters and genres is a breeze with this app's functionality. Audiobook enjoyment has become an integral part of my routine, thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. A must-have! ππ±
Frosty
I can't thank this app enough for making my audiobook experience so effortless. From downloading to playback, it's a true companion for book lovers. ππ« I'm impressed with the wide range of supported formats. Finally, an app that plays all my audiobooks flawlessly.
Crash Override
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Flashpoint
Background play feature lets me multitask while enjoying a book β brilliant! As a language enthusiast, this app has been a fantastic tool for learning new languages.
Solo Kill
πΆπ The harmony between simplicity and functionality in this app is truly impressive. Audiobooks have never sounded this good! π΅π§ The interface is sleek and modern. It's a pleasure to navigate and use the app. Sharing books with friends via AirDrop is so convenient. Thanks, ListenBook!
Domino
ListenBook's support for various download methods and audio formats ensures that I can always find what I'm looking for. ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. πΆ Forget background music, I've got enchanting stories to accompany my chores! π΅π The app's performance is nothing short of impressive β smooth, responsive, and designed with audiobook lovers in mind. ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
Kawaii Red
Audiobooks have turned my quiet moments into imaginative journeys β thank you, app! π‘ This app has made my daily schedule more interesting β 'reading' on the go! π±πΆββοΈ Solid performance, but not outstanding. The narrator did a fine job, though their tone was a bit monotonous at times. The story itself was engaging enough, but I wouldnβt call it unforgettable.
Riff Raff
The absence of synchronization requirements on ListenBook is a breath of fresh air. The perfect balance between dramatic reading and natural storytelling. Felt like a friend telling me an amazing story rather than someone just reading words.
Highway
The app's stability is impressive β it runs smoothly without any glitches. The Looping playback and Shuffle features on ListenBook help me customize my listening sessions to my liking. ListenBook has become my constant companion, filling my days with captivating narratives. Kudos to ListenBook for the intuitive design and easy-to-use controls. It's evident that they've put a lot of thought into user experience. Love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device.
Sienna Princess
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Ex0tic
This app has made my commutes and long drives a source of joy and learning. π Who needs a dull commute when you can embark on literary journeys with this app? ππ
Red Delicious
Finally, an app that lets me organize my audiobooks effortlessly. The library organization and book groups feature make navigation a breeze. Audiobooks on demand? Yes, please! With this app's diverse format support and easy downloads, my reading routine has reached new heights. ππ Adjusting the tone of the voice is genius. It's like having a customizable audiobook narrator. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Ember Rope
π Finding the perfect audiobook is a breeze with this app's robust search and recommendation features. My reading list has never been better! ππ« ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has significantly enhanced my audio quality. Iβm so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Muzish
Audiobooks have made my morning routine something to look forward to. Great app for listening to lectures and speeches. Highly useful!
Find It Girl
Drag and drop downloads are so convenient. No more messing around with complicated steps. The app's support for different audio formats is like a dream come true for audiophiles. Perfect for listening to educational materials. Highly efficient and useful. As someone who listens to audiobooks daily, I can confidently say ListenBook is the best player out there. The sleep timer and auto-rewind features are lifesavers, and the sound quality is exceptional. Thank you for such a great app! Decent narration, predictable story. The voice actor did a good job, but the plot followed a familiar formula. If youβre looking for something new and groundbreaking, this might not be it.
Impulse
The bookmarking feature ensures I never lose my place in a book β so convenient! With this app, audiobook listening has become an integral part of my daily routines β it's a game-changer. Every moment is a chance to explore new stories with this app. Its intuitive features and compatibility ensure my audiobook journey is seamless. ππ§ The app is perfect for long flights. It keeps me entertained the whole time.
White Dragon
I can't believe how much more I'm 'reading' now, all thanks to this app. Seamless integration of audiobooks β this app's ease of use is impressive. ListenBook's statistics feature is eye-opening. I had no idea how much time I spent immersed in audiobooks until I started using it. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time. I love the quick access to settings. It makes tweaking the app so easy.
DreamWeaver
The smart recommendation feature keeps surprising me with books I never knew I'd love. ListenBook Pro offers an unbeatable deal β unlimited audiobook length and noise reduction. Efficiency meets audiobooks β this app's functionality is a true triumph. ListenBook has become my trusted companion for literary adventures. The app's features are exceptional.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience