Book description
You know how most fantasy series take three books to warm up? Steven Erikson apparently didn't get that memo. With Memories of Ice, he just drops a mountain on the genre and dares it to move. As an audiobook, it's a glorious, chaotic ordeal. The narrator must have needed a flowchart the size of a cathedral tapestry just to keep track of the voices.
Let's talk about the "uneasy alliance." That's the understatement of the millennium. You've got ancient, brooding elves who are literally thousands of years old, a warlord who might be a god, and an army of regular-ish soldiers who probably just want a pension, all forced to team up against a tide of... what was it? "Corrupted blood." Of course. Because a regular invading army just isn't daunting enough. The new villain, the Pannion Domin, is so generically evil it's almost a parody of epic fantasy's obsession with world-ending threats. It seethes. It devours. It's basically a sentient landfill with a god complex.
And just when you think the cast is bloated enough, Erikson, with a straight face, introduces the T'lan Imass. Because what this story of gods, mages, and immortal elves really needed was an army of undead neanderthals. The narrator's solemn, gravelly voice for these characters is a masterpiece of audio comedy. You can almost hear the sigh every time a new clan is announced.
The real joke, the peak of fantasy absurdity, is the underlying threat. The big bad behind the big bad? The Crippled God. Not a "Wounded Deity" or an "Injured Almighty." The Crippled God. He's unchained and intent on revenge, which presumably involves a lot of paperwork for disability claims while he lays waste to continents. The sheer, unadulterated scale of it all is so preposterous that you can't help but admire the audacity. Listening to this is like being shouted at by a very intelligent, very serious friend describing the most complicated dream you've ever heard.
It's a mess. A magnificent, overwhelming, brilliantly written mess. You'll spend half the time lost and the other half wondering why you're enjoying it so much. It's less an audiobook and more an anthropologic dig through the layers of fantasy's own excesses. And honestly? I wouldn't have it any other way.
Fast FLAK
πΆπ My new soundtrack? Audiobooks, of course! This app makes every day musical. π§πΆ π± A world of books at my fingertips β this app's user-friendly design makes it a true reading companion. ππ± This app is like a personal audiobook concierge! The ability to download and organize audio files effortlessly is a game-changer for my reading routine. π±π
Eye Candy Kitten
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a true savior for immersive listening, even in busy surroundings. The ability to adjust playback speed is a fantastic study aid. I'm absorbing information faster than ever.
Romance Guppy
I'm blown away by how this app has made my commutes productive and my downtime entertaining. This app's compatibility with various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks hassle-free. Audiobook enthusiasts, gather round! This app's remarkable features, including audio filters and compatibility, have transformed my commutes into captivating journeys. ππ§
Sky Herald
I'm addicted to this app's ability to seamlessly blend books into my life. πΆββοΈπ Strolling through stories on a lazy afternoon β this app is my relaxation buddy! ποΈπ§ π Adding excitement to everyday tasks β this app is my partner in productivity! ππ Binaural audio processing really helps reduce listening fatigue. Great feature!
Acid Queen
πΆπ Replacing melodies with literary symphonies β my ears are in love! π΅π As an audiobook enthusiast, this app is a dream come true. Its compatibility with various formats and easy navigation make it my ultimate reading companion. ππ§ ListenBook's customizable audio filters add a new dimension to my audiobook enjoyment. ListenBook's library organization keeps my audiobooks neat and accessible. A true organizational lifesaver! ListenBook has all the features I need. My go-to audiobook app!
Ozzie Treat
Audiobook excellence made simple β this app's functionality is a true asset. The noise reduction feature in ListenBook Pro is a game-changer for enjoying clear recordings.
Roller Turtle
ListenBook has added a new dimension to my audiobook listening experience β it's not just about the content, but the convenience too. ListenBook is my trusted partner for all things audiobooks. It's reliable, intuitive, and user-friendly. Great app! ListenBook supports so many formats, and the playback is always smooth.
Starshine
This app has brought back the joy of reading, no matter how busy I am. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature simplifies the process of adding new audiobooks to my collection.
Dangle
Background play feature lets me multitask while enjoying a book β brilliant! πΆ Music? Nah, I prefer immersing myself in captivating stories with this app! πΆπ I'm amazed by the attention to detail, from automatic metadata extraction to customizable settings.
Dez Bonbon
This app's simplicity has made me fall in love with books all over again. Noise reduction and tone changing enhance the listening experience. Love it!
Star Sword
I love how ListenBook extracts artwork and metadata from audio files, adding a visual touch to my listening experience. With ListenBook, I can immerse myself in captivating stories and enriching knowledge, all in one app. π₯ Adding a spark of excitement to my daily routine β this app is my secret weapon! β¨π π± Carrying my favorite stories with me wherever I go β this app is like a portable library in my pocket. ππ
London Fox
ListenBook Pro's sharing features allow me to spread the joy of audiobooks with my friends and family. The statistics feature in ListenBook provides valuable insights into my audiobook consumption habits. Tone adjustment is such a unique feature. It's like customizing the narrator's voice. CarPlay compatibility takes my driving experience to a whole new level. Audiobooks on the road have never been better.
Ember Master
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a feature I can't live without. Kudos to ListenBook for the intuitive design and easy-to-use controls. It's evident that they've put a lot of thought into user experience. ListenBook has redefined my audiobook experience. It's an essential tool that enhances every listening session.
Mum Mary
This app has brought back the joy of reading, even when I'm on the move. This app's customizable features, like playback speed and bookmarks, have transformed my experience. Audiobooks made convenient β this app's functionality is a true gift. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a dream come true for those epic tales. It's like having a personal audiobook library in your pocket. Navigating through chapters is a breeze. It's like having a personal reading guide.
Pluto
The ListenBook app is a fantastic companion for my long walks, helping me learn and explore at the same time. Audiobook multitasking simplified β this app's ease of use is a true asset.
9Lives
I can't get enough of the celebrity narrators β they add a unique charm to each book. ListenBook has transformed my daily activities into opportunities for learning and enjoyment.
Osprey
Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its functionality, from seamless downloads to binaural audio processing, has truly raised the bar. π±π Auto-rewind is a very handy feature. Excellent app. The audio quality is excellent, and the interface is intuitive. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks.
InsightfulInk
This app's simplicity has made me fall in love with books all over again. πββοΈπ Combining fitness and fiction β this app keeps me motivated during workouts with its engaging stories! πββοΈπ The app's versatility in downloading audio is impressive. It streamlines the process and saves time.
BearDrift
The app's design is sleek and modern β it's a pleasure to navigate. ListenBook's smooth playback and easy navigation ensure that my audiobook experience is always top-notch. Audiobooks have become a staple in my routine, all thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. It's a must-have for any book lover. ππ± ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer for immersive listening in any environment. The interface is sleek and user-friendly. Makes navigating through chapters a breeze.
Daisy Stick
Audiobook journey simplified β this app's functionality is a wonderful surprise. The app's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch is a huge plus.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience