Book description
A hilarious unofficial tribute to the most opinionated and entertainingly cantankerous band in rock and roll history.Hello and listen up. In 1994, with the shock of the lightning that was Oasis's force-of-nature debut album, the British band's cigarettes-and-alcohol-fueled founding brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher went supernova all around the world. Most artists would have responded to this fame by opting to cast no shadow, saying less in public, or at least being more cautious when they did, reluctant to add to the weight of the world on their shoulders. Not Liam and Noel, who did a strange thing. As if born on a different cloud, they refused to be quiet ones and acquiesce to the typical masterplan for celebrity.For the next thirty years, they never stopped opening their big mouths and shouting out loud their opinions on everything underneath the sky. Whether as stormy as a cloudburst, as playful as a shakermaker, as wise as a headshrinker in a rockin' chair, as uncouth as a girl in a dirty shirt with mucky fingers, or as lewd as fuckin' in the bushes, their heathen chemistry was always electric-some might say as addictive as morning glory. Oasis Talking Shite celebrates these songbirds' refreshing candor, constructing a magic pie of memorable quotes and photographs into a wall of wonder. Here they go let it out on nearly every topic imaginable, including religion, politics, technology, sports, aging, America, aliens, the Big Bang Theory, open-toed shoes, Christmas, SpongeBob SquarePants, other bands, and of course their all-time favorite subject: each other.Timed to the long-awaited Oasis reunion tour in summer 2025, in which they are keeping the dream alive despite just getting older, this book will help you stop crying your eyes out if you didn't get tickets. In fact, it's an eyeball tickler. D'you know what I mean? It's something to read while waiting for the rapture. It won't let you down and gives you something about which to talk tonight or on a Sunday morning call-an opportunity to look back in appreciation (not anger) as well as a reminder of why Liam and Noel will never slide away and definitely (not maybe) live forever as two of the most supersonic rock 'n' roll stars to ever turn up the sun. So put yer money where yer mouth is, bring it on down to the bookstore register, and bag it up.
Shadow Gal
ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch, combined with its chapters, controls, and filters, make it the ultimate audiobook app! I'm blown away by the quality of narration on this app – it's like being in the story. Noise reduction is magic. I can finally enjoy dictaphone recordings without discomfort.
Popeye Wipeout
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Senior Smurf
ListenBook Pro's sharing features allow me to spread the joy of audiobooks with my friends and family. The narrator's voice took some getting used to - a bit nasal at first - but I grew to like it after a few chapters. Their pacing was excellent throughout.
MythMaker
The narrators have a way of bringing characters to life – it's a unique experience. I'm blown away by the attention to detail in every aspect of this app. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to spread the joy. Great for listening to a variety of content. Highly recommend!
QuestQuill
ListenBook's innovation, seamless playback, and versatile features make it a standout app. This app has brought back the joy of reading, no matter how busy I am. The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple.
Succubus In Training
I'm hooked on this app's ability to turn any moment into a reading opportunity. ListenBook's controls for looping and shuffling playback have made studying and revisiting content a breeze. ListenBook’s audio filters are great. The app provides a high-quality listening experience.
Firefly Caramel
📱 Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's ease of use is a booklover's dream come true! 📚🔥 Savoring audiobooks without complications – this app's design is top-notch. ListenBook has seamlessly integrated into my daily routine, enhancing my workouts, commutes, and moments of relaxation. It's a true companion. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like having a library on my phone! Downloading over WiFi is quick and efficient. Saves a lot of time.
Versace-Cat
Thank you for making my reading goals more achievable and enjoyable. This app's sleek design and intuitive features make it my trusted partner in exploring new narratives. Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice is a unique touch – it's like having a personalized reading. The app's compatibility with CarPlay is a fantastic bonus. It keeps me entertained during long drives. The app is perfect for people who love to read but don’t have the time.
Tootsie Killer
I'm able to enjoy books in a whole new way – while cooking, working out, or even gardening. With ListenBook Pro, long audiobooks are no problem. I love it!
Steel Ginger
🎧 Audiobooks anywhere, anytime – this app's convenience is unbeatable! 🌟📚 Seamless audiobook integration – this app's functionality is truly remarkable. Audiobook pleasure without the fuss – this app's functionality is top-notch. Navigating through chapters is a breeze. I can easily jump to the parts I want to listen to. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances the audio quality to an impressive degree.
Paris Boost
With ListenBook Pro, I can customize the tone of the sound to match my preferences – it's a fantastic touch. ListenBook Pro offers an unbeatable deal – unlimited audiobook length and noise reduction. Looping playback is a valuable study tool. It helps me grasp complex content and retain information. CUE playlist support is a thoughtful feature that keeps my audiobook listening organized and enjoyable. Finally, an app that handles all my audiobook formats effortlessly. ListenBook is a must-have!
Twinkle Cutlass
This app has made my daily walks a time for both exercise and learning. 🎧 Elevating my reading experience – this app's intuitive controls and organization features make audiobook enjoyment effortless. 📱📖 Audiobook adventures simplified – this app's functionality is a revelation. Perfect for listening to educational materials. Highly efficient and useful.
Sun Lemon
Audiobooks have become my constant companions, and this app's seamless functionality and broad compatibility ensure every story is a captivating ride. 🌌🎧 The app supports background playback, which is a must for me. A functional audiobook. It kept me entertained, but I wasn’t blown away. The narrator’s performance was competent, though some emotional scenes fell a bit flat.
IdeaAlchemy
I'm rediscovering my favorite classics in a whole new way – through audiobooks! The app's design is sleek and modern – it's a pleasure to navigate. ListenBook's powerful audio downloading features are a game-changer – I can have my audiobooks ready in no time. 🏃♀️📚 Running with purpose – audiobooks keep my mind engaged as I conquer my fitness goals. 🏃♀️🎧 The interface is beautiful and functional. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks.
Scratch Man
Say goodbye to boring commutes – this app's immersive audio experience and intuitive controls have transformed my daily journeys. 🌟📚 This audiobook was neither good nor bad - simply average. The narrator's delivery was professional but uninspired, and the recording quality was clean though not exceptional. It provided satisfactory entertainment without standing out from similar titles.
Doz Killer
Mood-based playlists help me choose books that suit my current state of mind. This app has transformed my daily routine into moments of literary delight. Looping playback is an invaluable tool for my study sessions. It helps me grasp complex concepts.
JesterZilla
Audiobook magic at my fingertips! This app's thoughtful features, such as statistics tracking and audio filters, have added a new layer of excitement to my reading journey. 📚✨ Unlocking a world of literary possibilities, this app's extensive compatibility and user-friendly controls have made audiobook enjoyment an everyday joy. 📱🔊 ListenBook's audio filters have given me the power to tailor my listening experience to my preferences.
Cougar Fuzz
ListenBook's audio filters and controls have revolutionized the way I enjoy my audio content. ListenBook's sleek layout and quick chapter access have made my audiobook journey incredibly enjoyable.
Lord Nikon
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my dictaphone recordings much more comfortable to listen to. With this app, I've rediscovered the joy of literature during my daily walks – it's truly invigorating. Download options are versatile, making it easy to get audiobooks from various sources. A decent listen overall. The narration was clear, though some character voices sounded similar. The story was interesting but had moments where it dragged slightly. Still, it was a good way to pass the time.
Knuckles
Makes audiobook listening super easy and enjoyable. Thanks, ListenBook! The interface is so clean and clutter-free. It’s a pleasure to use. A functional audiobook. It kept me entertained, but I wasn’t blown away. The narrator’s performance was competent, though some emotional scenes fell a bit flat.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience