Book description
The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts.The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures.Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority.This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as: A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all. When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does.The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y.
Sprinkle Lovenuts
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats means I can now enjoy all my favorite audiobooks in one place. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to introduce them to captivating stories. The app is so versatile. It works with all my audiobook formats.
Baby Spell
With this app, I've rediscovered the joy of literature during my daily walks β it's truly invigorating. Audiobooks on demand β this app's functionality is a true technological gem. Finally, an app that respects my busy lifestyle. Whether I'm commuting or exercising, this app's smooth playback and smart controls keep me engaged. πββοΈπ§
Sofa King
This app is a boon for book lovers who are always on the go. I've become a more empathetic listener and reader, thanks to the power of audiobooks. Audiobook multitasking made simple β this app's functionality is a true delight. Every moment is a chance to explore new stories with this app. Its intuitive features and compatibility ensure my audiobook journey is seamless. ππ§ ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a unique tool that adds a touch of creativity to my listening experience.
Kabuki
ListenBook has become my go-to app for all things audio β from lectures to speeches, it's got it all. Say goodbye to boring commutes β this app's immersive audio experience and intuitive controls have transformed my daily journeys. ππ This app is a game-changer for audiobook enthusiasts. The interface is intuitive, and the playback is seamless!
Papa Smurf
π§ This app has changed my reading game! Now I can 'read' while I work β genius! ππΌ π± An entire library at my fingertips β this app is a book lover's dream come true! ππ Audiobook joy made simple β this app's ease of use is commendable. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while commuting.
Sβmore Vixen
Kudos for the thoughtfully curated collections β I'm discovering hidden gems! ListenBook's user-friendly design and compatibility with different formats have made it my go-to app.
Zesty Dragon
With ListenBook, I can effortlessly manage and organize my audiobook library. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a true blessing for enjoying clear audio even in noisy environments. This app's convenience has made my downtime more rewarding and enriching. No more fussing with synchronization β this app just gets it done! Easy access to chapters and silky-smooth playback. Love it!
Devine Melon
π‘ This app has made my daily schedule more interesting β 'reading' on the go! π±πΆββοΈ Discovering new worlds through audiobooks has never been easier! This app's intuitive interface and seamless functionality make every listening session a delight. ππ§
Subzero Taffy
With ListenBook, I can immerse myself in captivating stories and enriching knowledge, all in one convenient app. ListenBook has redefined my workout routine. The controls are so user-friendly.
Slacker Cat
Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app is your new best friend. This app is a must-have for any book lover on the go β it's my daily companion. I love that ListenBook supports a wide range of formats, making my library diverse. ListenBook's library organization keeps my audiobooks neat and accessible. A true organizational lifesaver! My daily workouts are more enjoyable now, thanks to seamless integration with Apple Watch.
Houston Rocket
I've never been this excited about my daily commute β thank you, audiobooks! Kudos to ListenBook for optimizing the app for iOS 16 β it shows their dedication to excellence.
Upper D3ckR
ListenBook's basic audio filters allow me to fine-tune the audio playback to suit my preferences. With ListenBook, I can now listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with the utmost comfort and convenience. As an audiobook enthusiast, this app is a dream come true. Its compatibility with various formats and easy navigation make it my ultimate reading companion. ππ§ I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Gumby Train
Audiobooks made convenient β this app's functionality is impressive. ListenBook has rekindled my love for audiobooks. The app's interface is beautiful and user-friendly. Drag and drop downloads are so convenient. No more messing around with complicated steps. No more interruptions β the auto-rewind feature is a genius solution for seamless listening. Binaural audio processing really helps reduce fatigue.
Snow Hound
I'm constantly amazed by the variety of genres β there's something for everyone. Effortlessly exploring new worlds β this app's design is user-centric and efficient. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Palomino Cake
ListenBook's extensive library and user-friendly interface have made it my go-to app. This app's convenience has turned my daily chores into moments of intellectual discovery β a win-win! Kudos to the developers for crafting an app that understands readers' needs. The smooth playback and sleek design are pure perfection. ππ The import process is seamless. I had no trouble adding my audiobooks. Good for background listening. I didnβt get fully immersed, but it was pleasant enough to have on while doing chores. The narratorβs voice was easy to listen to, even if the delivery lacked some energy.
Moon Laser
Listening to audiobooks on this app has become my favorite way to relax. π Transforming long drives into memorable journeys through the magic of audiobooks! ππ Looping playback helps me focus on challenging content and grasp complex concepts. A study must-have! The user-friendly interface and smooth navigation make this app a pleasure to use daily. ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
Tall Honey
π₯ Simplifying my reading routine β the app's functionality ensures I'm always one click away from literary adventures. ππ As someone who struggles to focus on audiobooks, this kept my attention the whole way through. The narrator's clear diction and expressive delivery were perfect.
Mirage
With ListenBook, my iPhone and iPad have become a gateway to a world of captivating stories. Library organization and book groups make managing my audiobook collection a breeze. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books at night. A reasonable choice for casual listening. The audiobook was well-produced, but the pacing felt uneven in places. I didnβt dislike it, but I also didnβt feel strongly about it one way or another.
JigKraken
The range of self-help and personal development audiobooks is truly enriching. ListenBook's intuitive design and thoughtful features have made my audiobook experience delightful.
Red Delicious
Seamless integration with all my devices and flawless synchronization β top-notch. ListenBook is a game-changer β it plays a wide variety of formats without any conversion needed. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience