Book description
The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts.The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures.Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority.This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as:* A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all.* When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does.The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y.
Night Magnet
This app has rekindled my love for literature, and I'm spreading the word to everyone I know. Bravo to the creators of this app โ they've truly captured the essence of convenient audiobook enjoyment. The smooth playback and thoughtful design are a win. ๐๐
RoarSweetie
I'm impressed by how much more I'm learning through audiobooks compared to traditional reading. Finally, an app that understands the power of CUE playlists. Perfect for organizing.
ByteBard
ListenBook has redefined the way I experience stories, turning every moment into an adventure. Listening to books while doing chores? This app makes it possible! ๐ก Making house chores more enjoyable โ audiobooks help me stay engaged while tidying up the living space. ๐ ๐
SunnySnap
I can't believe how much more I'm able to read with the help of this app. ListenBook has redefined my audiobook experience. It's a true companion for all my literary adventures. Solid performance, but not outstanding. The narrator did a fine job, though their tone was a bit monotonous at times. The story itself was engaging enough, but I wouldnโt call it unforgettable.
Ice
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RedFisher
ListenBook's support for various audio formats means I never have to worry about compatibility issues. ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a detail-oriented touch I truly appreciate. ListenBook has taken my listening pleasure to new heights โ it's a true audio marvel. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Hyper
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QuestQuill
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Dream Killer
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Sugar Domino
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ThoughtTrailblazer
ListenBook has become my go-to app for exploring a diverse range of audiobooks. It offers a wide array of features that cater to different preferences and needs. The app is perfect for people with busy schedules. I can listen on the go.
Legacy
With this app, reading has become an integral part of my daily routine. The seamless integration with CarPlay adds convenience and entertainment during my daily commutes. Downloading books directly in the app is so easy. Highly recommend!
WanderWord
Audiobooks have become my preferred way to unwind โ and this app is my partner in crime. As someone who listens to audiobooks daily, I can confidently say ListenBook is the best player out there. The sleep timer and auto-rewind features are lifesavers, and the sound quality is exceptional. Thank you for such a great app!
Hen Skittle
ListenBook's sharing options make it easy to introduce others to the joys of audiobook storytelling. The seamless integration with CarPlay adds convenience and entertainment during my daily commutes.
Criss Cross
ListenBook is a game-changer! Finally, an app that lets me enjoy my favorite audio files with ease. I'm blown away by the silky-smooth playback, even for high-quality formats like FLAC. Top-notch performance! ListenBook has made my daily commutes so much more enjoyable. I look forward to listening every day! A functional audiobook production that met basic requirements. The narrator's voice was pleasant enough to listen to for extended periods, though their performance didn't add much interpretation to the text. The audio engineering was competent without being remarkable.
Boost Princess
I've become so much more productive while cleaning or exercising โ thanks to this app! Audiobooks have become a cherished part of my daily life, all thanks to this app. With this app, I've turned mundane tasks into moments of inspiration and education โ it's brilliant! Automatic artwork and metadata retrieval is a time-saver. My library looks fantastic.
Texas Butterfly
I've become a loyal fan of audiobooks, and this app is the reason why! The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time.
Houston
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Pogue
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch has made my listening experience even more seamless. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like my personal audiobook oasis. From MP3 to FLAC, this app plays them all flawlessly. Say goodbye to compatibility issues! ListenBook's versatility with various audio formats means I can enjoy audiobooks from multiple sources effortlessly. The app is super intuitive. I was up and running in minutes.
Steel Ginger
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience