Audiobook Seashell Virgin by Steve Schatz in the ListenBook app
Want to listen to the audiobook Seashell Virgin written by Steve Schatz
ListenBook is here to help!
In ListenBook you can listen Seashell Virgin and any other audiobooks you download from the internet.
ListenBook is the easiest and most convenient app for listening to audiobooks
in MP3, MP4, OPUS, OGG, FLAC, AWB, M4B, M4A, WMA, AAC formats
on your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad!
Book description
Seashell Virgin: A Nacho Mama's Patio Cafe Novel - Coming October 31Mystery, Intrigue, Wit, & Drag QueensHomo Heroes vs Injana Politico Ponce Brothers. Fast paced fun. Touching and tawdry. Churchies, crooks, and rapscallions scheme to close our only gay bar, rape a forest, and get rich by twisting kids with a gay hating charter school. Break-ins, kidnapping, threats, blackmail, bondage, and the most spectacular drag show the world has ever seen thrill and delight you as the anti-heroes from Nacho Mama's Patio Cafe once more answer the call to set things straight, as it were. A great read. Fast, funny, and funky. It's the third Nacho Mama's Patio Cafe book and all your favorites are back - TiaRa del Fuego, impresaria extraordinaire; Nacho Mama, the gruff restaurateur of uncertain gender with a penchant for muumuus and cigars, Aunt May, the sweet lil ol Southern belle with a thousand lurid stories of her sexual adventures; Foxy KitTan, entrepreneur and master of luxury; BB Singer, the anti-hero dropped in the midst of the mess, whose only desire is to escape unscathed with his latest treasure, an 18" statue of the Virgin Mary festooned with seashells; and so many more old n new fun and funky friends. The villain is a plastic politico named Ponce (absolutely in NO way resembling any current politician) who looks like a model for the groom on a wedding cake, claims to be driven by gawd, and will do any nasty thing to get what he wants. His brother is much worse. With the humor of Fletch, the wild adventures of Stephanie Plum, the tenderness of Le Cage, and the camaraderie of Tales of the City, Seashell Virgin highlights life of a band of middle-aged friends seeking to find a bit of joy in Magawatta, a tiny spot of blue in the very red state of Injana. October 31 is the big release day. "This is the last one," said author Steve Schatz. "The characters have come to life and it's time to stop telling them what to do and let them get on with it, in their own private Magawatta, without my interference. October 5 is the day I turn 65, so it's my present to the world - both in and out of Magawatta. Stick a fork in me. I'm done."The Nacho Mama books poke fun at this weird world in general and Indiana in particular. Southern Indiana, where the fictional Magawatta lies, was settled mostly by white folks from Kentucky. But Magawatta has a great big college, so it's a bit of blue in a sea of red. Usta be, small town gays, particularly in the South, had to keep it on the way down low. Usta be, gay bars were often out of the way - down an alley, not well identified. But once inside, the place would open up to a grand and glorious gayateria. The bar was the only place that many of the people could feel free to be comfortable with who they were. While it's not so hidden any more, there is still a bit of that feeling of bars as a haven. These books capture the friendship, the family, the dishing and gossip, but the underlying caring that went on in those bars. Throw in a bucket full of adventure and a few nasty stories by Aunt May, and you've got a read that is fun, fast, and, at times, touching. So grab a cocktail or either half of one and journey back to Magawatta, Hoosier Daddy, and Nacho Mama's Patio Cafe. You're always welcome. And you'll be blessed by the Seashell Virgin.Available in epub, print, and audiobook, read by the author. For more information, contact [email protected].
I can't believe how easy it is to download and manage my audio content using ListenBook. Managing my audiobook collection is a pleasure thanks to this app's usability. Apple Watch compatibility enhances my audiobook experience. It's a convenient way to control playback. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
This app has transformed my daily walks into insightful journeys of knowledge – talk about efficiency! ListenBook's versatility with various audio formats means I can enjoy audiobooks from multiple sources effortlessly. The app is very user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a breeze.
With this app, I'm experiencing the joy of reading in a whole new light. From novels to speeches, this app's versatility in playing different formats has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary listening sessions. 📱🔊
The sleek design and easy navigation are visually pleasing and user-friendly. ListenBook's commitment to excellence shines through in its powerful features and seamless performance. 💡 This app is a brilliant way to squeeze in reading time amidst my busy schedule! 📱👩🍳
Gone are the days of straining my eyes to read – this app lets me 'read' with my ears, anywhere, anytime. ListenBook has become my go-to audiobook app. It's dependable, user-friendly, and enhances every listening session. No more interruptions – the auto-rewind feature is a genius solution for seamless listening. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances the audio quality to a whole new level.
I'm absolutely in love with this app! The interface is so intuitive and user-friendly. Audiobooks have become a source of inspiration and motivation, thanks to this app. With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my workouts and downtime more engaging and insightful. My workouts have become more enjoyable and productive with ListenBook's compatibility with Apple Watch. The app supports background playback, which is a must for me.
As a language enthusiast, this app has been a fantastic tool for learning new languages. ListenBook's unlimited length of audiobooks with the Pro version is a fantastic value for avid listeners. ListenBook's commitment to providing a smooth and enjoyable listening experience is evident in every detail. Effortlessly exploring new worlds – this app's design is user-centric and efficient. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is an innovative touch that adds a layer of personalization.
ListenBook has changed my audiobook game forever. No more format woes! ListenBook has become my constant companion. It's like having a personal audiobook assistant. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like having a library on my phone!
🚶♀️🎧 Enjoying the great outdoors while immersing myself in fantastic tales – walking never felt this magical! 🏞️📚 Downloading over WiFi is super efficient. Saves a lot of time. Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fine—good narration, decent story—but it didn’t leave a lasting impression. If you’re looking for something low-commitment, this works.
If you love stories but have a busy schedule, this app is your solution! Bookmarks are a lifesaver for study materials. I never lose my place again. With ListenBook Pro, I'm no longer limited by audiobook length. It's a liberating experience! I'm amazed by the app's compatibility with different audio formats. It's truly versatile.
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made my daily activities more seamless and convenient. 📚 Turning my phone into a portal of stories – this app's ease of use is remarkable! 📱💫 ListenBook's noise reduction feature in the Pro version is a testament to the app's commitment to audio quality. Finally, an app that supports a wide range of audio formats! It's a must-have for audiobook enthusiasts. The app is so versatile. It works with all my devices.
I'm hooked on this app – it's my escape to different worlds and adventures. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is fascinating. I can alter the reader's voice to match my mood—what a creative addition!
ListenBook's user-friendly controls and innovative features have made it an essential tool for my audiobook enjoyment. Quick access to chapters and controls makes ListenBook a breeze to use. It's an intuitive experience.
Efficiency meets audiobooks – this app's functionality is a perfect match. Tone adjustment is such a unique feature. It's like customizing the narrator's voice.
ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a detail-oriented touch I truly appreciate. The narrators on this app are truly talented – they bring characters to life. Audiobook pleasure simplified – this app's design is a standout. Automated extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my library. Finally, an app that handles all my audiobook formats effortlessly. ListenBook is a must-have!
ListenBook's user-friendly design and compatibility with different formats have made it my go-to app. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my audio content much more enjoyable in noisy environments. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro adds a personalized touch to my audiobook experience. ListenBook has become my workout companion of choice. It keeps me motivated and entertained during exercise. Perfect for repeat listening! The narrator's performance was so rich with detail that I'm sure I'll discover new layers on a second listen. Their interpretation felt authentic to the material while bringing fresh insights. The audio production was pristine from start to finish.
This app's user-friendly design makes navigating through books a breeze. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch, combined with its chapters, controls, and filters, make it the ultimate audiobook app!
This app has turned my cooking sessions into culinary adventures with a side of stories. Absolutely in love with this audiobook app! The seamless functionality and easy navigation make my reading time pure bliss. 📚🎧
Listening to audiobooks has made my daily commute more enjoyable and productive. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun and unique feature I can't get enough of. With this app, I'm discovering the joy of reading during my commutes. Noise reduction feature is magic. Now I can listen to recordings even in noisy settings.
ListenBook's compatibility with different formats ensures I never have to worry about file conversions. Audiobooks have become a staple in my routine, all thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. It's a must-have for any book lover. 📖📱
Trusted by over 100,000 users across the globe
What is ListenBook?
Why ListenBook?
How does it work?
1
Download audiobooks from any site in any of the supported formats.
2
Add audiobooks to the app using any of the many download methods available.
3
Listen to audiobooks by controlling playback from your phone, headphones, Apple Watch or CarPlay.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
App for those who love audiobooks
ListenBook has the features you need no matter what you are listening to
Listening to fiction
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Listening to audio lectures
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience
Every day, thousands of people download ListenBook to listen to audiobooks.
Now it's your turn to listen to audiobooks without distraction!
