Book description
A cantankerously funny view of books and the people who love them. It does take all kinds and through the misanthropic eyes of a very grumpy bookseller, we see them all--from the "Person Who Doesn't Know What They Want (But Thinks It Might Have a Blue Cover)" to the "Parents Secretly After Free Childcare." From behind the counter, Shaun Bythell catalogs the customers who roam his shop in Wigtown, Scotland. There's the Expert (divided into subspecies from the Bore to the Helpful Person), the Young Family (ranging from the Exhausted to the Aspirational), Occultists (from Conspiracy Theorist to Craft Woman). Then there's the Loiterer (including the Erotica Browser and the Self-Published Author), the Bearded Pensioner (including the Lyrca Clad), and the The Not-So-Silent Traveller (the Whistler, Sniffer, Hummer, Farter, and Tutter). Two bonus sections include Staff and, finally, Perfect Customer--all add up to one of the funniest book about books you'll ever find. Shaun Bythell (author of Confessions of a Bookseller) and his mordantly unique observational eye make this perfect for anyone who loves books and bookshops. "Bythell is having fun and it's infectious."--Scotsman "Virtuosic venting ... misanthropy with bursts of sweetness."โGuardian "All the ingredients for a gentle human comedy are here, as soothing as a bag of boiled sweets and just as tempting to dip into."--Literary Review "Any reader finding this book in their stocking on Christmas morning should feel lucky...contains plenty to amuse--an excellent diversion"--Bookmunch
Crazy Eights
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Lewd Dice
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Little Cobra
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RealmRanger
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Squatch
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Willow Dragon
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Tweety
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Poptart AK47
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True Sweetness
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Ozzie Treat
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Lady Peach
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Miss Murder
This app has turned my long walks into delightful literary adventures. Looping playback has made memorization so much easier. I'm acing my exams! Navigating through chapters is a breeze with ListenBook. It's easy to jump to specific sections. ListenBook has become my trusted companion. It's my go-to app for expanding my knowledge and enjoyment.
Campfire Mama
ListenBook has added a new dimension to my audiobook listening experience โ it's not just about the content, but the convenience too. ListenBook's drag and drop downloads from web browsers are a time-saving feature I can't live without. ListenBook has made me fall in love with audiobooks all over again โ it's a must-have app. Looping playback is an invaluable tool for my study sessions. It helps me grasp complex concepts.
Seal Snake
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PixelPilgrim
An audiobook lover's dream come true. So many options, I'm in heaven! This app's convenience has transformed my reading habits โ it's a game-changer. Great for multitasking! I listened while cooking, driving, and even working out, and it kept me entertained the whole time. The narratorโs voice was pleasant, and the story flowed smoothly. Very enjoyable!
Chameleon
ListenBook's support for looping and shuffling playback adds versatility to my audiobook enjoyment. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a unique and fun feature. I can customize the narration to my liking. Easy sharing with friends via AirDrop. Very convenient.
Moon Peaches
The narrator's voices are so engaging, it's like having a personal storytelling session. Audiobooks have turned road trips into unforgettable journeys of imagination. ๐ Say goodbye to boredom during long drives โ this app makes road trips fly by! ๐๐
Judge
The sheer variety of genres available ensures there's something for everyone. This app is a true gift for book lovers โ it's like having a personal library wherever I go. This app's ease of use has made reading a seamless part of my daily routine. Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats. It's a dream come true for audiophiles like me. ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iโve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
Pocket Muzzie
The playback speed adjustment is a game-changer for busy individuals. Time saver! AirDrop sharing makes it easy to share audiobooks with friends. Perfect for my daily walks. The story was engaging enough to keep me motivated to exercise but not so complex that I got lost in thought. Great production quality too.
RiddleRanger
The narrators on this app are truly talented โ they bring characters to life. Thanks to ListenBook's binaural audio processing, my extended listening sessions are fatigue-free. From novels to speeches, this app's versatility in playing various audio formats has turned my daily activities into enriching listening sessions. What a game-changer! ๐๐ ListenBook's attention to detail in design and functionality sets it apart from other audiobook apps. The app is perfect for people with visual impairments. Itโs so easy to navigate.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience