Book description
A cantankerously funny view of books and the people who love them. It does take all kinds and through the misanthropic eyes of a very grumpy bookseller, we see them all--from the "Person Who Doesn't Know What They Want (But Thinks It Might Have a Blue Cover)" to the "Parents Secretly After Free Childcare." From behind the counter, Shaun Bythell catalogs the customers who roam his shop in Wigtown, Scotland. There's the Expert (divided into subspecies from the Bore to the Helpful Person), the Young Family (ranging from the Exhausted to the Aspirational), Occultists (from Conspiracy Theorist to Craft Woman). Then there's the Loiterer (including the Erotica Browser and the Self-Published Author), the Bearded Pensioner (including the Lyrca Clad), and the The Not-So-Silent Traveller (the Whistler, Sniffer, Hummer, Farter, and Tutter). Two bonus sections include Staff and, finally, Perfect Customer--all add up to one of the funniest book about books you'll ever find. Shaun Bythell (author of Confessions of a Bookseller) and his mordantly unique observational eye make this perfect for anyone who loves books and bookshops. "Bythell is having fun and it's infectious."--Scotsman "Virtuosic venting ... misanthropy with bursts of sweetness."โGuardian "All the ingredients for a gentle human comedy are here, as soothing as a bag of boiled sweets and just as tempting to dip into."--Literary Review "Any reader finding this book in their stocking on Christmas morning should feel lucky...contains plenty to amuse--an excellent diversion"--Bookmunch
Bruh
This app is a gift for anyone with a busy lifestyle โ I can enjoy books while doing chores! I can't believe how much I've learned and enjoyed through this app's audiobooks. I'm hooked on ListenBook's silky-smooth playback, making my audio sessions truly enjoyable. Say goodbye to monotony โ this app's diverse format support and intuitive controls have turned my daily activities into thrilling audiobook adventures. ๐ฑ๐ ListenBook has redefined my workout routine. The controls are so user-friendly.
Tornado Maker
The seamless integration with my car's audio system is a road trip dream. I'm grateful for this app's ability to fit seamlessly into my lifestyle, making learning a part of my day. I can't imagine my daily activities without this app โ it's my go-to for staying informed and entertained. Kudos to ListenBook for the intuitive design and easy-to-use controls. It's evident that they've put a lot of thought into user experience. I love the variety of themes available. It makes the app feel personalized.
Drop Stone
Thanks to this app, listening to audiobooks has become a delightful habit. This app is my travel companion โ making long journeys enjoyable and insightful. ๐ช Crushing workouts while devouring books โ this app makes fitness fun and educational! ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Audiobook multitasking simplified โ this app's ease of use is a true asset. The audio filters to adjust playback speed and volume are a fantastic addition for customizing my experience.
Bambi Benz
I've found my new favorite way to relax โ cuddled up with an audiobook. ๐ง My daily chores just got an upgrade! Thanks to this app, I can dive into captivating stories while cooking and cleaning. ๐๐ณ The app's compatibility with CarPlay is a fantastic bonus. It keeps me entertained during long drives.
D-Hog-Day
Thanks to ListenBook's binaural audio processing, my extended listening sessions are fatigue-free. Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app's thoughtful features, such as auto-rewind and chapter navigation, cater perfectly to our storytelling cravings. ๐๐ The app is perfect for bedtime listening. The sleep timer is a must-have.
Stick Shift
The narrator's voices are so engaging, it's like having a personal storytelling session. ๐ง Satiate your reading cravings while managing household affairs โ this app has it all! ๐๐ผ ListenBook's customizable audio filters are a game-changer for tailoring my audiobook playback.
xFRST
The ListenBook app is a fantastic companion for my long walks, helping me learn and explore at the same time. I'm amazed at how this app has made reading a seamless part of my life. Efficiency meets audiobooks โ this app's functionality is a perfect match. Downloading books over WiFi is quick and hassle-free. Very convenient.
ZenaCake
Audiobooks on this app have become my go-to entertainment for winding down. This app's convenience has transformed my reading habits โ it's a game-changer. The audiobook player's silky-smooth playback is like music to my ears. Flawless performance!
Darth 44
Efficiency meets audiobooks โ this app's functionality is a true winner. Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app's thoughtful features, such as auto-rewind and chapter navigation, cater perfectly to our storytelling cravings. ๐๐ Good but not great. The narration was competent but lacked the extra spark that makes some audiobooks truly special. Still worth a listen though.
Blue Despair
I can't thank this app enough for making my audiobook experience exceptional. Its intuitive interface and diverse compatibility are a true game-changer. ๐ฑ๐ง Quick access to chapters and controls ensures a seamless listening experience with ListenBook. It's effortless to use.
Light Lion
The ListenBook app is a fantastic companion for my long walks, helping me learn and explore at the same time. With this app, I've turned my everyday moments into meaningful opportunities for growth and learning. With this app, I can seamlessly switch between audiobooks and real life. ๐ผ Making every minute count โ this app's ease of use ensures I'm always making progress in my audiobook adventures. ๐ฑ๐ A functional audiobook production that met basic requirements. The narrator's voice was pleasant enough to listen to for extended periods, though their performance didn't add much interpretation to the text. The audio engineering was competent without being remarkable.
Wrangler Jim
๐ก The future of audiobook listening is here โ this app's sleek functionality redefines how we enjoy our favorite stories. ๐ง๐ฎ ListenBook has elevated my learning experience. I'm retaining more information than ever. The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. Itโs a fun feature.
Tomcat
I'm amazed by ListenBook's dedication to quality โ it's evident in every feature. Looping playback has revolutionized my study sessions. I'm learning faster than ever. I was thoroughly impressed by this audiobook. The combination of engaging content and skilled narration made my daily commute something to look forward to. The narrator's timing and intonation were spot-on, enhancing rather than distracting from the material. Definitely worth a credit!
Easy Sweep
Binaural audio processing on ListenBook is a thoughtful addition that keeps my ears comfortable during extended listening sessions. ListenBook is my daily companion, turning mundane tasks into exciting audio adventures. CarPlay compatibility takes my driving experience to a whole new level. Audiobooks on the road have never been better. The sleep timer is a lifesaver. I fall asleep listening to my books every night.
RiddleRover
Listening to audiobooks with my kids has become a cherished bonding activity. The app is perfect for people who love to multitask. I can listen while cooking.
RoarSweetie
Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app's thoughtful features, such as auto-rewind and chapter navigation, cater perfectly to our storytelling cravings. ๐๐ No more hassle with formats โ this app ensures my audiobook adventures are smooth, and my favorite tales are just a tap away. Highly recommended! ๐๐ง ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature simplifies the process of adding new audiobooks to my collection. ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook enjoyment. It's an essential part of my daily routine.
Gold Dahlia
The app's recommendations are surprisingly accurate โ it's like they know my taste perfectly! ๐ Whether I'm cooking, commuting, or relaxing at home, this app's seamless functionality keeps me engaged in captivating narratives. ๐งโจ Apple Watch compatibility enhances my audiobook experience. It's a convenient way to control playback. The app's support for multiple formats is flawless. Very satisfied.
Bones
Unwinding with a good audiobook has become my favorite self-care ritual. I've become a more attentive listener thanks to the engaging audiobooks. ListenBook's user-friendly interface and seamless playback have made it my go-to app. This was my first audiobook in this genre and I'm hooked! The performance brought the story to life in a way reading never could. Already downloaded another by the same narrator.
Sugar Apple
I'm enjoying books I never thought I'd be interested in โ all thanks to this app. The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits โ so cool! ListenBook has become an essential part of my routine. It's more than an app โ it's a companion.
QuestWeaver
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a revelation. It elevates the audio quality, providing a clear and immersive listening experience that enhances my enjoyment. The app is very user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a breeze.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience