Book description
A cantankerously funny view of books and the people who love them. It does take all kinds and through the misanthropic eyes of a very grumpy bookseller, we see them all--from the "Person Who Doesn't Know What They Want (But Thinks It Might Have a Blue Cover)" to the "Parents Secretly After Free Childcare." From behind the counter, Shaun Bythell catalogs the customers who roam his shop in Wigtown, Scotland. There's the Expert (divided into subspecies from the Bore to the Helpful Person), the Young Family (ranging from the Exhausted to the Aspirational), Occultists (from Conspiracy Theorist to Craft Woman). Then there's the Loiterer (including the Erotica Browser and the Self-Published Author), the Bearded Pensioner (including the Lyrca Clad), and the The Not-So-Silent Traveller (the Whistler, Sniffer, Hummer, Farter, and Tutter). Two bonus sections include Staff and, finally, Perfect Customer--all add up to one of the funniest book about books you'll ever find. Shaun Bythell (author of Confessions of a Bookseller) and his mordantly unique observational eye make this perfect for anyone who loves books and bookshops. "Bythell is having fun and it's infectious."--Scotsman "Virtuosic venting ... misanthropy with bursts of sweetness."―Guardian "All the ingredients for a gentle human comedy are here, as soothing as a bag of boiled sweets and just as tempting to dip into."--Literary Review "Any reader finding this book in their stocking on Christmas morning should feel lucky...contains plenty to amuse--an excellent diversion"--Bookmunch
Sw33per
ListenBook has rekindled my love for learning, one audio experience at a time. ⭐️ This app's functionality is a symphony of efficiency – I'm savoring stories with ease, even on the busiest days. 🎶📖 Audiobooks have become my constant companions, and this app's seamless functionality and diverse compatibility ensure that every tale is a captivating journey. 🌌🎧 The versatility of this app is mind-boggling. It's like a one-stop solution for audiobooks. Binaural audio processing is a game-changer – my ears stay comfortable during long listening sessions.
Old Orange Eyes
Download options are abundant, from WiFi to iTunes. It's all about convenience with this app. This app is a game-changer for audiobook lovers! The interface is clean and easy to use.
Scuffs
This app's convenience has made reading a priority in my busy schedule. I love the quick access to settings. It makes tweaking the app so easy.
RDTN
The ability to adjust the playback speed has made my commute even more efficient. I'm hooked on ListenBook's silky-smooth playback, making my audio sessions truly enjoyable. No more fussing with synchronization – this app just gets it done! ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length feature is fantastic. The app is perfect for language learners. The playback speed control is a game-changer.
Popeye Wipeout
ListenBook has made managing and enjoying audiobooks a seamless and delightful experience. With this app, I've found a way to make my daily errands more enjoyable and intellectually stimulating. 🎉 Adding a touch of magic to mundane tasks – this app turns errands into epic quests! 🛒📖 This audiobook exceeded all my expectations! The narrator's ability to convey emotion through voice alone was remarkable. I laughed, I gasped, I might have even teared up at points - all because of the incredible vocal performance. The story came alive in a way reading alone couldn't achieve.
Ember Master
💡 This app truly understands the needs of audiobook enthusiasts – it delivers an effortless and enjoyable listening experience. 📚🎧 Noise reduction and voice tone adjustment are excellent additions.
Old Regret
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Red Hot Kevorkian
Frequent updates ensure there's always something new and exciting to listen to. ListenBook has become my trusted companion, making even the busiest days enjoyable. Audiobooks made accessible and enjoyable – this app's design is a triumph.
Chlorine
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Tin Mutt
This app's convenience has revolutionized the way I experience books. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study routine. It helps me retain information effectively.
All Natural
ListenBook's basic audio filters enhance my listening experience and make it uniquely mine. 📚 Ironing has become a joy with audiobooks – wrinkles are no match for these captivating stories! 👗🎧
Fast Draw
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Koi Diva
Navigating audiobooks seamlessly – this app's design is top-notch. The library organization feature is a blessing. My audiobooks are finally organized and easy to find. The intuitive interface and efficient navigation make this app a pleasure to use every day.
Screwtape
ListenBook's audio filters have given me the power to tailor my listening experience to my preferences. The app's ability to handle various audio formats is impressive. No more file conversions! This audiobook exceeded all my expectations! The narrator's ability to convey emotion through voice alone was remarkable. I laughed, I gasped, I might have even teared up at points - all because of the incredible vocal performance. The story came alive in a way reading alone couldn't achieve.
Kamikaze Grandma
I've become a more empathetic listener and reader, thanks to the power of audiobooks. The app is constantly updated with new features. The developers really care.
The Belgian
The fact that ListenBook doesn't just play, but enhances audio quality, is truly remarkable. Every moment is a chance to explore new stories with this app. Its intuitive features and compatibility ensure my audiobook journey is seamless. 🌌🎧 ListenBook has become an essential part of my routine. It's more than an app – it's a companion. With features like auto-rewind, I never lose my place when I pause listening.
Overrun
ListenBook's multiple ways to download audio, including from the internet, are a game-changer. I can't believe how convenient this app has made my reading experience. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature simplifies the process of adding new audiobooks to my collection. I'm impressed by the app's compatibility with CarPlay. It keeps me entertained on long drives.
Grabber
I've found solace and relaxation in the pages of countless audiobooks. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is impressive. My recordings sound crystal clear. The user-friendly interface and precise controls make listening to audiobooks an absolute delight. The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile. ListenBook’s playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
Gothic Slacker
ListenBook's drag and drop downloads from web browsers are a time-saving feature I can't live without. I can't believe how easy it is to download and manage my audio content using ListenBook. 🎉 Rekindling my love for reading – this app has reintroduced me to the joy of books in a whole new way. 📚🔥 ListenBook has made my daily commutes so much more enjoyable. I look forward to listening every day!
Predator
With ListenBook, I've found a versatile and enjoyable way to listen to audiobooks and expand my knowledge. The drag-and-drop download feature on ListenBook is incredibly convenient – no more complicated processes. ListenBook's versatile features have made my audiobook experience more enjoyable than ever. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks perfectly. Very convenient.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience