Book description
A cantankerously funny view of books and the people who love them. It does take all kinds and through the misanthropic eyes of a very grumpy bookseller, we see them all--from the "Person Who Doesn't Know What They Want (But Thinks It Might Have a Blue Cover)" to the "Parents Secretly After Free Childcare." From behind the counter, Shaun Bythell catalogs the customers who roam his shop in Wigtown, Scotland. There's the Expert (divided into subspecies from the Bore to the Helpful Person), the Young Family (ranging from the Exhausted to the Aspirational), Occultists (from Conspiracy Theorist to Craft Woman). Then there's the Loiterer (including the Erotica Browser and the Self-Published Author), the Bearded Pensioner (including the Lyrca Clad), and the The Not-So-Silent Traveller (the Whistler, Sniffer, Hummer, Farter, and Tutter). Two bonus sections include Staff and, finally, Perfect Customer--all add up to one of the funniest book about books you'll ever find. Shaun Bythell (author of Confessions of a Bookseller) and his mordantly unique observational eye make this perfect for anyone who loves books and bookshops. "Bythell is having fun and it's infectious."--Scotsman "Virtuosic venting ... misanthropy with bursts of sweetness."βGuardian "All the ingredients for a gentle human comedy are here, as soothing as a bag of boiled sweets and just as tempting to dip into."--Literary Review "Any reader finding this book in their stocking on Christmas morning should feel lucky...contains plenty to amuse--an excellent diversion"--Bookmunch
Jack Cassidy
This app has enriched my daily routine and added a touch of intellectual stimulation. π©βπ³ Elevating culinary experiences with auditory tales β cooking has never been this entertaining and educational! π³π§ The interface is clean and intuitive. I was up and running in seconds.
FireBrang
I can't get enough of the celebrity narrators β they add a unique charm to each book. I used to struggle to find time for books β now, I listen while doing chores! ListenBook's innovation, seamless playback, and versatile features make it a standout app.
Zero Charisma
ListenBook's innovation, seamless playback, and versatile features make it a standout app. With this app, reading is as simple as pressing play β it's genius! Audiobook heaven! This app's functionality is a dream β simple and efficient. ListenBook's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically adds a visual touch to my audiobook collection.
Fast Draw
π Say goodbye to boredom during long drives β this app makes road trips fly by! ππ Kudos to the developers for crafting an app that understands readers' needs. The smooth playback and sleek design are pure perfection. ππ
Goldman
The sleep timer is a brilliant addition β I drift off to sleep with amazing stories. No more worries about compatibility β ListenBook handles numerous formats flawlessly. I'm grateful for this app's ability to fit seamlessly into my lifestyle, making learning a part of my day. This app is a game-changer for anyone who's always on the go β it's like carrying a library in my pocket. The library organization feature is a blessing. My audiobooks are finally organized and easy to find.
Delirium
ListenBook's dedication to excellence is evident in its well-designed interface, smooth playback, and powerful features. The chapters feature on ListenBook enhances my audiobook exploration β it's like flipping through pages. ListenBook has changed my audiobook game forever. No more format woes! ListenBook has made my daily walks so much more enjoyable. I'm always learning now! Quick access to chapters and smooth playback. Fantastic app!
Alberta
The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my audiobook library. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer. My audio quality has improved dramatically.
Black Walnut
I'm able to catch up on my reading list even during the busiest days. The app's interface is so sleek and modern. It's a joy to use.
Solitaire
With this app, I've found a way to make long flights and road trips more enjoyable and enlightening. πΌ Making work hours fly by with captivating stories β a true work-life balance! π»π The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple. ListenBookβs playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
Demand Chopper
ListenBook's beautiful layout and quick access to chapters make every listening session a pleasure. The ListenBook app has made my daily routines more enriching, allowing me to learn while on the go. Thanks to ListenBook, I'm now exploring different genres and formats I never thought I would. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience. Automatic artwork and metadata extraction add a professional touch to my audiobook library.
Morbid Sugar
ListenBook's extensive statistics feature adds a new level of insight to my audiobook habits. With this app, reading is no longer a task β it's a delightful habit. CUE playlist support is a thoughtful feature that keeps my audiobook listening organized and enjoyable.
Biscuit Meg
I love how this app seamlessly integrates into my busy schedule, making multitasking a breeze. With this app, I've turned mundane tasks into moments of inspiration and education β it's brilliant! ListenBook has completely elevated my audiobook experience. It's an integral part of my daily routine. Navigating through chapters is effortless with ListenBook. It's a user-friendly and intuitive experience. Makes audiobook listening super easy and enjoyable. Thank you!
Abiss
ListenBook's looping playback, shuffle feature, and configurable controls make learning a breeze. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature streamlines the process of adding new content to my library. Unlimited length audiobooks with ListenBook Pro are a huge plus! I appreciate the statistics feature. ListenBook helps me track my listening habits.
Count Eagle
ListenBook's sleek design and intuitive controls make it my go-to app for audiobooks. I'm on a literary adventure wherever I go, all thanks to this app. Its extensive format support and effortless navigation make audiobook listening a breeze. ππ With ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has become hassle-free, thanks to the various download options. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study routine. It helps me retain information effectively. The interface is beautiful and functional. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks.
Nacho
I'm hooked on this app's curated content β it's like having a personal librarian. π± Carrying my favorite stories with me wherever I go β this app is like a portable library in my pocket. ππ Talk about convenience! This app's ease of use and support for multiple audio formats ensure that I can enjoy my favorite stories without any hassle. π±π
DreamDiver
From novels to speeches, this app's versatility in playing different formats has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary listening sessions. π±π Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share stories and connect with friends. Sharing audiobooks with friends is a thoughtful gesture that ListenBook makes seamless. With ListenBook Pro, I can enjoy super long audiobooks. It's fantastic!
Freak
Kudos to ListenBook for optimizing the app for iOS 16 β it shows their dedication to excellence. ListenBook's compatibility with various formats ensures I never miss out on any audio gem. This app has made my downtime so much more productive and enjoyable. This app has transformed my daily commute into a captivating journey of knowledge and entertainment. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Grinch Cheese
I'm addicted to this app's curated playlists and recommendations β they're spot on. I love the auto-rewind feature. ListenBook always picks up right where I left off.
White Swan
The sleep timer is a brilliant addition β I drift off to sleep with amazing stories. The adjustable playback speed feature is a true innovation. It adds a personalized touch to my listening.
Jelly Momentum
This app has brought back the joy of reading, even when I'm on the move. I love how this app seamlessly integrates into my busy schedule, making multitasking a breeze. Gone are the days of struggling with formats. Thanks to this app, my audiobook journey is a breeze, and every tale is a tap away. Highly recommended! ππ§ I love how easy it is to download audiobooks with ListenBook. The app is incredibly convenient.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience