Audiobook Sharp Ends by Joe Abercrombie in the ListenBook app
Want to listen to the audiobook Sharp Ends written by Joe Abercrombie
ListenBook is here to help!
In ListenBook you can listen Sharp Ends and any other audiobooks you download from the internet.
ListenBook is the easiest and most convenient app for listening to audiobooks
in MP3, MP4, OPUS, OGG, FLAC, AWB, M4B, M4A, WMA, AAC formats
on your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad!
Book description
I've just finished listening to the audiobook "Sharp Ends," and it feels like I've been handed a fistful of razor-sharp stories and left to wrestle with them on my own. Abercrombie's name alone is a promise of blood, betrayal, and the kind of grimdark that doesn't care to tip its hat to the reader. The book is billed as "the ultimate collection of award-winning tales and exclusive new short stories," and it does deliver a barrage of violence that explodes as soon as the words hit the ear.
First up, Colonel Sand dan Glokta, the Union army's bastard with a conscience so thin it's practically invisible. He thinks he can single-handedly save the day when the Gurkish arrive, but the narrative treats his bravado like a cheap prop, tossing it aside faster than a drunken hero's last line. Then there's Curnden Craw, who has a dozen followers chasing a mysterious item from beyond the Crinna. The description says, "only one small problem: no one seems to know what the item is." That's a classic Abercrombie joke-an object of great importance that never actually plays a role, yet the whole story revolves around it.
Shevedieh, the self-styled best thief in Styria, is described as lurching from disaster to catastrophe. The narration gives her a voice that shouts "I am the best," only to have the story backfire like a slapstick routine. Her companion, Javre, is labeled both best friend and greatest enemy, which is a clever paradox, but the plot never fully explores that duality. The tone here leans heavily into exaggeration: she's a thief, but the world treats her like a comic relief character who stumbles through scenes without any real stakes.
Finally, Bethod, the idealistic chieftain, tries to bring peace to the North. The only obstacle? His own lunatic champion, the Bloody-Nine. This final setup feels like a tired trope-peace vs. bloodlust-yet Abercrombie throws in a twist that is more a punchline than a narrative pivot. The audiobook's pacing makes it hard to know when the irony hits the mark; sometimes the jokes land too early, ruining the dramatic build.
Overall, "Sharp Ends" is a collection that revels in its own self-destructive humor. Abercrombie doesn't hold back on the violence, the treachery, or the satirical edge, but the result is a series of vignettes that feel more like caricatures than fully fleshed out stories. If you're looking for an audiobook that delivers on blood and laughs in equal measure, this will not disappoint. Just be prepared for a barrage of over-the-top action and an author who enjoys poking fun at his own world as much as he does at the reader.
I've become a loyal fan of audiobooks, and this app is the reason why! ListenBook has completely changed my audiobook experience – it's like having a personal audio library. ListenBook has turned my audio content into an immersive, personalized, and unforgettable experience.
This app has made my workouts and chores so much more enjoyable. ListenBook has become my go-to workout companion. It keeps me motivated and entertained.
ListenBook's absence of synchronization requirements adds to its convenience and flexibility. 🏝️ Soaking up the sun with an audiobook by my side – beach days just got better! 🏖️📖 ListenBook is a prime example of user-centered design. It's clear that the developers understand audiobook lovers' needs. Downloading audio from network devices is a brilliant feature. It's incredibly convenient. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a social audiophile's dream. With ListenBook, every moment is an opportunity to explore new stories and gain knowledge. Noise reduction feature is magic. Now I can listen to recordings even in noisy settings. AirDrop sharing is a very convenient feature. Thanks, ListenBook!
The narrator's voices are so captivating, it's like they bring the stories to life. 🌟 Adding excitement to everyday tasks – this app is my partner in productivity! 📚🚀 The intuitive chapter navigation and quick access to controls make my audiobook experience seamless.
I used to struggle to find time for books – now, I listen while doing chores! This app has rekindled my passion for storytelling in the most convenient way. Audiobook enjoyment has become an integral part of my routine, thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. A must-have! 📖📱
ListenBook's dedication to excellence shines through in its performance and features. I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily routines more enjoyable and intellectually stimulating. 🎉 Adding a touch of magic to mundane tasks – this app turns errands into epic quests! 🛒📖
I'm hooked on this app – it's like Netflix for book lovers! Thanks to ListenBook's automatic extraction of artwork and metadata, my library looks organized and appealing. Discovering new worlds through audiobooks has never been easier! This app's intuitive interface and seamless functionality make every listening session a delight. 📚🎧 Looping playback has revolutionized my study sessions. I'm learning faster than ever. The noise reduction feature in ListenBook Pro is a game-changer for enjoying clear recordings.
I'm constantly amazed by the vast selection – there's always something new to discover. 📱 Turning my phone into a portal of endless stories – this app is pure magic! 📚✨ Looping playback and shuffle features keep my audiobook sessions engaging and fresh.
The seamless integration with my car's audio system is a road trip dream. 📚 Embracing reading in the digital age – this app makes accessing books a seamless and enjoyable experience. 📱🎉 Audiobooks on demand – this app's functionality is a true technological gem. The sleep timer is a lifesaver. I fall asleep listening to my books every night.
⏰ Starting my mornings with inspiration – audiobooks make waking up a joyous literary experience! ☀️🎧 ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. It's my go-to app for literary adventures. ListenBook’s playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
I'm constantly amazed by the variety of genres – there's something for everyone. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is impressive. As an audiobook aficionado, this app is a dream come true. Its support for various formats and effortless navigation make it my perfect reading companion. 🌟🎧 The app is so intuitive. I didn’t even need to read the instructions.
The fact that ListenBook doesn't just play, but enhances audio quality, is truly remarkable. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is a winner. Audiobooks made convenient – this app's functionality is impressive. Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a creative feature that adds a personal touch to the experience.
Being able to customize the listening duration is perfect for quick breaks. ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats means I can listen to all my favorite content without worries.
ListenBook's customizable audio filters add a new dimension to my audiobook enjoyment. My audiobook collection has never been more organized. Library management is a breeze. Sharing audiobooks with friends is a thoughtful gesture that ListenBook makes seamless. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature that allows me to curate themed listening sessions, creating a dynamic and engaging audiobook experience.
📚 Farewell, boredom during ironing sessions – audiobooks make it a breeze! 👗🎧 💡 The future of audiobook listening is here – this app's sleek functionality redefines how we enjoy our favorite stories. 🎧🔮 Tone adjustment adds a new layer of personalization to my audiobook experience. It's like having the narrator tailor the voice to my preferences. The app's performance is top-notch. It's stable, responsive, and optimized for a seamless audiobook experience. Kudos to the developers! Packed with useful features. My favorite audiobook app!
The Looping playback and Shuffle features on ListenBook help me customize my listening sessions to my liking. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a great way to spread the joy of storytelling with friends. ListenBook has changed the way I listen to audiobooks. The app is so easy to use.
Audiobooks have made my long drives enjoyable, and this app is my co-pilot. ListenBook's support for various download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. I'm blown away by ListenBook's ability to maintain audio quality even for formats like FLAC and AWB. This app's customizable features, from playback speed to filters, are fantastic. 🧘♂️ Finding zen in the art of listening – this app takes mindfulness to a new level! 🧘♂️🎧
🌟 This app is a game-changer – its intuitive design and seamless functionality make listening to audiobooks a joy. 🎉🎧 ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a revelation. It elevates the audio quality, providing a clear and immersive listening experience that enhances my enjoyment. Binaural audio processing really helps reduce fatigue.
🛌 Drifting into dreamland with enchanting audiobooks – bedtime has become a gateway to imagination. 🌙📚 ListenBook's auto-rewind feature is a thoughtful addition that ensures I never miss a single word.
Trusted by over 100,000 users across the globe
What is ListenBook?
Why ListenBook?
How does it work?
1
Download audiobooks from any site in any of the supported formats.
2
Add audiobooks to the app using any of the many download methods available.
3
Listen to audiobooks by controlling playback from your phone, headphones, Apple Watch or CarPlay.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
App for those who love audiobooks
ListenBook has the features you need no matter what you are listening to
Listening to fiction
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Listening to audio lectures
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience
Every day, thousands of people download ListenBook to listen to audiobooks.
Now it's your turn to listen to audiobooks without distraction!
