Book description
Are your trinkets talking... about you? Probably.If you've ever suspected that your knick-knacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they definitely are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into Tchotchkes and their Fcked-Up Thoughts-a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles really think."Cheeky, delightful . . . an uproarious gift book that's sure to leave all kinds of collectors amused and chagrined." -Foreword Reviews Whether you're a serious collector of porcelain cats or your coworker's desk is bursting with curios, this gift book will give you a fresh perspective on your trinkets. Featuring over 50 tchotchkes brought to life with colorful illustrations, biting quips, and snarky grudges, it's a reminder that just because something looks nice doesn't mean it is. Inside you'll find: Bric-a-Brac-A little something for anyone who enjoys a mix of dark humor, sarcasm, and absurdity. Thingamajigs-Vibrant illustrations that uncover each trinket's deepest, sharpest thoughts. Baubles-From kitschy rubber chickens to vintage lava lamps, you'll hear the quirky confessions of classic knick-knacks from across the globe. Tchotchkes and Their Fcked Up Thoughts, will have you seeing (and hearing) your trinkets in a totally new light.
Grinch Cheese
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Venious
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VisionVortex
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Infinite Hole
Language courses on audiobooks helped me pick up a new language effortlessly. The ability to switch between different books effortlessly is a major plus. Audiobooks have become a cherished part of my daily life, all thanks to this app. With ListenBook, every moment is an opportunity to explore new stories and gain knowledge. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Slinger
ListenBook's support for a variety of audio formats ensures that my audiobook collection is always accessible. Binaural audio reduces listening fatigue. Such a great feature! Makes audiobook listening super easy and enjoyable. Thank you!
Fennel Dove
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Snow Hound
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Fuzzy Claws
The selection of classics is a treasure trove for literature enthusiasts. I appreciate the option to listen to samples before committing to a book. ListenBook's support for various formats means I can explore a wide range of content without limitations. ListenBook is my daily companion, turning mundane tasks into exciting audio adventures. 🏝️🎧 Escaping to paradise with a beach read – this app is my vacation in audio form! 🏖️📖
Voluntary
ListenBook's support for various formats ensures that no audiobook is out of reach. ListenBook makes my commute enjoyable. The audio filters really enhance the listening experience.
Pitfall
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ThoughtTracer
I can't thank the developers enough for constantly updating and improving the app. I love that I can switch between devices seamlessly and continue where I left off. ListenBook is a game-changer – it plays a wide variety of formats without any conversion needed. This app's playback controls and features make it a breeze to customize my listening experience. Downloading over WiFi saves so much time. Very efficient.
MythMaker
The convenience of having an entire library at my fingertips is a dream come true. I can't imagine my audiobook routine without ListenBook's intuitive and user-friendly design. ListenBook's attention to detail in design and functionality sets it apart from other audiobook apps.
Grave Digger
This app is a blessing for those with busy schedules – it's like time travel through stories. ListenBook's sleek design and intuitive controls make it my go-to app for audiobooks. This app's support for various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks without any limitations. Effortlessly enjoying audiobook journeys – this app's ease of use is a winner.
Criss Cross
Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share stories and connect with friends. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my audiobook library look organized and polished.
ByteBard
Audiobooks have made long flights feel like a breeze – a true travel essential. Audiobooks have made my commutes so much more enjoyable, and I'm always excited to listen. Noise reduction feature is magic. Now I can listen to recordings even in noisy settings. I don't have strong feelings about this one either way. The narration was competent but forgettable. The story itself was more engaging than the performance.
Irish Dze
It's impressive how the app caters to both seasoned readers and newcomers. This app's efficient downloading process ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks whenever and wherever. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app. The app is so user-friendly. Even my grandma can use it!
Chapstick
ListenBook's library organization and Book Groups feature make it easy to keep my audiobooks organized and accessible. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience. This app has turned my cooking sessions into culinary adventures with a side of stories. The audio filters to adjust playback speed and volume are a fantastic addition for customizing my experience. This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark feature—it saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend!
Digital Moonshine
The download options are versatile, making it a breeze to get my favorite audiobooks on the go. The variety of supported formats means I can enjoy audiobooks from different sources hassle-free. The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile. I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks and this narrator is now in my top 5. Their timing and inflection were masterful. Never a dull moment in the entire performance.
ManBreaker
Listening to audiobooks has become a ritual, thanks to this incredible app. ListenBook's versatility and user-friendly interface make it a must-have for audiobook lovers. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is a triumph. Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats! Flawless playback. Automated artwork and metadata extraction keeps my audiobook library visually appealing.
Journeyman
The app is so well-designed. It’s clear the developers put a lot of thought into it. This was a workmanlike audiobook that did the job without flair. The narration was clear and the pacing appropriate, though the delivery lacked some emotional depth. The production quality was acceptable with no major technical issues.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience