Book description
Are your trinkets talking... about you? Probably.If you've ever suspected that your knick-knacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they definitely are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into Tchotchkes and their Fcked-Up Thoughts-a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles really think."Cheeky, delightful . . . an uproarious gift book that's sure to leave all kinds of collectors amused and chagrined." -Foreword Reviews Whether you're a serious collector of porcelain cats or your coworker's desk is bursting with curios, this gift book will give you a fresh perspective on your trinkets. Featuring over 50 tchotchkes brought to life with colorful illustrations, biting quips, and snarky grudges, it's a reminder that just because something looks nice doesn't mean it is. Inside you'll find: Bric-a-Brac-A little something for anyone who enjoys a mix of dark humor, sarcasm, and absurdity. Thingamajigs-Vibrant illustrations that uncover each trinket's deepest, sharpest thoughts. Baubles-From kitschy rubber chickens to vintage lava lamps, you'll hear the quirky confessions of classic knick-knacks from across the globe. Tchotchkes and Their Fcked Up Thoughts, will have you seeing (and hearing) your trinkets in a totally new light.
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience