Book description
Are your trinkets talking... about you? Probably.If you’ve ever suspected that your knick-knacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they definitely are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts—a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles really think."Cheeky, delightful . . . an uproarious gift book that’s sure to leave all kinds of collectors amused and chagrined." —Foreword Reviews Whether you’re a serious collector of porcelain cats or your coworker’s desk is bursting with curios, this gift book will give you a fresh perspective on your trinkets. Featuring over 50 tchotchkes brought to life with colorful illustrations, biting quips, and snarky grudges, it’s a reminder that just because something looks nice doesn’t mean it is. Inside you'll find: • Bric-a-Brac—A little something for anyone who enjoys a mix of dark humor, sarcasm, and absurdity. • Thingamajigs—Vibrant illustrations that uncover each trinket’s deepest, sharpest thoughts. • Baubles—From kitschy rubber chickens to vintage lava lamps, you’ll hear the quirky confessions of classic knick-knacks from across the globe. Tchotchkes and Their F*cked Up Thoughts, will have you seeing (and hearing) your trinkets in a totally new light.
Acetic Princess
The 'Continue Listening' feature ensures I never lose my place, no matter where I am. This app has turned long waits into exciting opportunities to dive into a new story. ListenBook has rekindled my love for learning, one audio experience at a time. Drag and drop downloads are genius. It simplifies the entire process.
Phoenix Sparrow
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Maple Destroyer
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Roller Girl
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Flint
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Fennel Dove
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DreamWeaver
ListenBook's support for binaural audio processing is a thoughtful touch that reduces listening fatigue. ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a thoughtful touch I appreciate. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is a triumph. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances my immersion in every audiobook, regardless of surroundings. Perfect for listening to lectures and speeches. Highly useful app.
Spicy Thunder
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QuantumQuipper
This app's convenience has made my audiobook addiction thrive! Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are excellent.
Disco Potato
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Little Granger
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Bad Beret
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DanimalDaze
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Lady In Red
I'm blown away by the quality of narration on this app – it's like being in the story. This app's convenience has made me fall in love with audiobooks all over again. Automated artwork and metadata extraction make my library look organized and visually appealing. Easy access to chapters and silky-smooth playback. Love it!
Berlin Kamikaze
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Dorothy Solitaire
ListenBook's unlimited length of audiobooks with the Pro version is a fantastic value for avid listeners. With ListenBook Pro, I can customize the tone of the sound to match my preferences – it's a fantastic touch. ⭐️ A round of applause for an app that prioritizes functionality – I can seamlessly switch between audiobooks and other tasks. 👏🎧 Seamless audiobook integration – this app's functionality is truly remarkable.
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Sidewalk Enforcer
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xSTORMx
I'm hooked on this app's ability to transform my ordinary moments into exciting opportunities for learning. I'm grateful for this app – it's made reading a part of my everyday life. 🎶📚 Tuning in to the symphony of stories – audiobooks are the soundtrack of my daily routines. 🎵📚 Drag and drop downloads directly from my web browser? That's a level of convenience I appreciate. ListenBook has seamlessly integrated into my daily routine, enhancing my workouts, commutes, and moments of relaxation. It's a true companion.
Doughboy, Esq
My kids are hooked on the children's audiobook collection – it's a parenting win! Audiobooks have made waiting in lines and queues so much more bearable. With this app, reading is no longer a task – it's a delightful habit. Downloading over WiFi is super efficient. Saves a lot of time. The app is so reliable. I’ve never had any issues with it.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience