Book description
Let's get one thing straight: "Temple of Swoon" is less about temples and more about the sheer, unrelenting swoon of corny dialogue. Jo Segura's latest delivers a rom-com wrapped in a pseudo-adventure, and honestly? The Amazon rainforest feels like a poorly lit stage set. Dr. Miriam Jacobs, our "badass" archaeologist, spends more time making puns about "digging up the past" than actually digging. Her "Lara Croft" attempts? More like a confused tourist trying to mimic a 90s video game. You hear it in the audiobook-narrator's deadpan delivery turning "I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" into a groaner. Rafael Monfils, the brooding protector of the "holy temple," is equally ridiculous: his mission to "stop desecration" boils down to redirecting a team that's already lost, because obviously the real threat is Miriam's terrible jokes. The jungle? A backdrop for increasingly absurd misdirections. "Oops, wrong river!" he says, while she just laughs it off, because apparently, the Amazon has a sense of humor. The real kicker? The "holy temple" isn't even a temple-it's a museum exhibit. The book's entire premise is a parody of itself, and the audiobook's pacing only amplifies the cringe. You'll roll your eyes through the "dangerous" river crossings, all while mentally drafting a better title: "Temple of Meme." It's not that the book can't be fun-it's that it's too busy being earnest about its own absurdity. You'll finish listening, wondering why you spent time on a story where the biggest conflict is whether Miriam's dad jokes are "too much." The heart? Swooned. The plot? A joke. And the temple? Just a really fancy gift shop.
ManManMan
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Cujo
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Bleeker
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PepperBurst
The narrator's voice in some audiobooks is so soothing, it's like a spa for the ears. ListenBook's commitment to enhancing the audiobook experience is evident in its thoughtful features and design. I'm amazed by ListenBook's dedication to quality โ it's evident in every feature. Quick access to chapters and controls ensures a seamless listening experience with ListenBook. It's effortless to use.
Trixie Doodle
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Don Stab
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Day Hawk
ListenBook's dedication to delivering high-quality sound and user-friendly features has won me over. ๐ My audiobook haven โ this app is like a door to endless adventures and knowledge! ๐๐ The customizable controls and playback options cater perfectly to different audiobook preferences. The app is very intuitive. ListenBook makes finding and playing audiobooks simple. The app is super intuitive. I was up and running in minutes.
Lucky Martian
I've been able to explore different cultures and perspectives through a diverse range of books. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made multitasking with audio content a breeze. This app's user-friendly controls and sleek design have made audiobook listening a truly immersive journey. The quick access to chapters and controls makes the app a joy to use. I'm always in control.
Snow Cream
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to spread the joy. Auto-rewind feature is extremely helpful. Great functionality.
Chip Queen
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch has made my listening experience even more seamless. Say goodbye to monotony โ this app's diverse format compatibility and intuitive controls have turned every moment into a thrilling audiobook experience. ๐ฑ๐
Badger the Burglar
This app's sleek design and effortless controls have made audiobook listening an immersive experience. The statistics feature in ListenBook adds an element of self-awareness to my audiobook consumption. Adjusting the tone of the voice is an innovative feature that sets this app apart. ListenBook has all the features I need in an audiobook app. My top choice!
ThickSKN
ListenBook's dedication to delivering a high-quality playback experience sets it apart from other apps. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a fascinating way to add a personal touch to my audiobook journey.
Jelly Camber
Language courses on audiobooks helped me pick up a new language effortlessly. ListenBook's user-friendly design and compatibility with different formats have made it my go-to app. I'm blown away by the attention to detail in every aspect of this app. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks seamlessly. Very convenient.
Geneva Cuffs
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Lumberyard
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New York Mood
The diverse selection of audiobooks has made me fall in love with storytelling all over again. I'm amazed at how this app's narrators bring characters and stories to life. Kudos to the creators for crafting an app that understands audiobook lovers. With smooth playback and thoughtful design, it's a true companion for book enthusiasts. ๐๐
Seal Snake
ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature simplifies the process of adding new audiobooks to my collection. A decent listen overall. The narration was clear, though some character voices sounded similar. The story was interesting but had moments where it dragged slightly. Still, it was a good way to pass the time. A perfectly acceptable audiobook that fulfilled its purpose. The narration was competent if not particularly memorable, and the production quality was standard for the genre. It served as decent background entertainment during mundane tasks.
Sloth
I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design โ it's like a personal library right at my fingertips. Gone are the days of fumbling with different formats โ this app's comprehensive support ensures I can enjoy any audiobook without a hitch. ๐๐ Automatic metadata extraction is a time-saver. My library is finally well-organized.
Demolition Queen
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Insane SweepKick
Adjustable playback speed and volume control make for a customized experience. This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark featureโit saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience