Book description
Forget sunshine. This is the book that makes misfortune feel like a thrilling chase. Lemony Snicket's voice, perfectly captured in this audiobook, doesn't just tell you the Baudelaire children's story-it unspools it with delicious, dry wit. You hear the sigh of the narrator as he grudgingly admits the siblings are "charming and clever," even as disaster barrels down on them like a poorly aimed cannonball. That first page? The beach, the terrible news, the woe-it's all delivered with such perfect, weary cadence, you feel the sand in your teeth and the dread in your bones.
And oh, the joy in the telling! The greedy villain? Snicket's tone turns him into a caricature of villainy, a laughable specter. The disastrous fire? You hear the crackle in the audio, the panic woven into the words. Cold porridge for breakfast? It's not just a detail; it's a tiny, absurd tragedy, delivered with a sigh that makes you chuckle. This audiobook transforms the grim into the glorious. Snicket's voice isn't just telling stories-it's weaving a net of laughter around your worries, making the misfortune feel strangely, wonderfully shared.
You don't just hear the Baudelaires' misery; you feel the itch of their ill-fitting clothes, the sting of betrayal, the sheer, exhausting wrongness of it all. And the narrator's constant, wry commentary-"It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales"-isn't a warning; it's an invitation. The audiobook leans into the delicious irony, turning every disaster into a darkly comic ballet. You find yourself leaning in, not recoiling, because Snicket's voice makes the dread delicious.
This isn't a book you escape into. It's one you embrace, fully knowing the next page holds another calamity, but trusting the narrator to make it utterly captivating. The pacing in audio is perfect-short, sharp sentences, pauses that let the absurdity sink in, the rhythm of the dread. You'll be laughing at the sheer, improbable awfulness of it all, right alongside Snicket, who never lets you forget: this is the story you're meant to be hearing. So press play. Let the misfortune begin. You'll find yourself not just surviving the Baudelaires' bad luck, but dancing right along with it. Dread made delicious, narrated with perfect, sardonic grace. This is why we listen.
MuseMaster
I love that I can download content directly from the internet within the ListenBook app β so handy! ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. πΆ Music? Nah, I prefer immersing myself in captivating stories with this app! πΆπ πΆββοΈπ Staying entertained during leisurely walks β audiobooks make outdoor time delightful! πΆββοΈπ§ The interface is beautiful and functional. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks.
Dorothy Solitaire
This app is a true gift for book lovers β it's like having a personal library wherever I go. π Elevating everyday moments β this app adds an extra layer of magic to every aspect of my day. πβ¨ Packed with useful features. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook app. The sound quality is excellent. It feels like Iβm in the story. What a fantastic listening experience! The narrator brought the characters to life with distinct voices and emotional depth. The pacing was perfect - not too fast to lose details, not too slow to become boring. I particularly appreciated how well the narrator conveyed the atmosphere of key scenes.
9Lives
ListenBook's smooth playback and easy navigation ensure that my audiobook experience is always top-notch. This app is a must-have for any book lover on the go β it's my daily companion. ListenBook has made my audiobook journey effortless, turning every moment into an escape.
IdeaAlchemy
Audiobooks have become my companion during long walks, transforming exercise into a pleasure. Audiobooks have become my go-to entertainment, and this app is the reason. The ability to download audio directly within the app is a lifesaver. ListenBook is incredibly convenient.
Gullyway
ListenBook's library organization and book groups have made managing my audiobooks a breeze. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made my life so much easier. With ListenBook, my audio content is organized, accessible, and ready to inspire me.
Tweety Bun Bun
ListenBook's commitment to providing a smooth and enjoyable listening experience is evident in every detail. ποΈ Grocery shopping has taken an exciting turn β I'm on a mission to explore new worlds through audiobooks! ππ Navigating audiobooks seamlessly β this app's design is top-notch. I've never experienced such silky-smooth playback even with high-quality FLAC files. The app is so reliable. Iβve never had any issues with it.
MicroStar
πββοΈπ I'm conquering literary marathons with ease, all thanks to this app's intuitive controls and smooth functionality. π±π Audiobooks at my fingertips β this app's functionality is a game-changer. ListenBook's dedication to providing an excellent audiobook experience is evident in its smooth and silky playback.
Pink Hopper
The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits β so cool! The features on this app, from bookmarks to playback speed, cater to all preferences. I can't believe how seamless the integration with Apple Watch is. My workouts just got better. ListenBookβs interface is clean and intuitive. Itβs a joy to use.
Willow Dragon
I can finally listen to all my audiobooks seamlessly with ListenBook. The customizable playback controls and chapter navigation make it a breeze. ListenBook's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically adds a visual touch to my audiobook collection. The app's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically is a huge time-saver.
Blizzard Vixen
ListenBook's absence of synchronization requirements adds to its convenience and flexibility. Automatic metadata extraction keeps my library organized. It's a time-saver!
Midnight Rambler
ListenBook's user-friendly controls and innovative features have made it an indispensable tool for my audiobook enjoyment. I can't believe I waited this long to discover the joy of audiobooks through this app. This app has turned my mundane tasks into exciting opportunities for reading. Every moment is a chance to explore new stories with this app. Its intuitive features and compatibility ensure my audiobook journey is seamless. ππ§ ListenBook's detailed statistics feature helps me keep track of my listening habits. It's amazing to see how much I've learned from all those audiobooks!
MysticMingle
ListenBook's versatile player features are like having a personal audio assistant β it's that good! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances my immersion in every audiobook, regardless of surroundings.
Solo Kill
The voice actors are incredible β they make the characters come alive. Bookmarks are a fantastic organizational tool. They help me keep track of important moments in my audiobooks.
Aqua Diva
I'm amazed at how effortlessly this app has made reading a constant in my life. Audiobook multitasking made simple β this app's functionality is a true delight. Audiobooks on demand? Yes, please! With this app's robust features, I'm always just a tap away from immersing myself in captivating narratives. ππ± Sharing audiobooks with friends is a great way to connect over stories. Beautiful design and intuitive interface. Very pleased.
Princess Dove
π©βπ³ Turning cooking sessions into culinary adventures, complete with intriguing tales! π³π§ Revolutionizing the way I enjoy stories β this app's seamless playback and intuitive controls make it a must-have for every book enthusiast. π±π§ The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. Itβs a fun feature.
Shamrock
Audiobooks have become my constant companions during my daily activities. Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its functionality, from seamless downloads to binaural audio processing, has truly raised the bar. π±π ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats is impressive. From MP3 to FLAC, it handles them all flawlessly.
Taz Ringer
An audiobook lover's dream come true. So many options, I'm in heaven! Audiobooks have become my companion during long walks, transforming exercise into a pleasure. The app's versatility in audio downloading is impressive. It's a one-stop solution for all my content.
Bazooka Har-de-har
ποΈ This app's user-friendly interface has transformed my daily walks into immersive storytelling sessions. Kudos to the developers! πΆββοΈπ Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to spread the joy of storytelling.
Delicious Wing
ListenBook has made managing and enjoying audiobooks a seamless and delightful experience. I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily routines more enjoyable and intellectually fulfilling. π± Carrying stories wherever I go β this app's convenience allows me to indulge my love for reading on the move. πποΈ Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fantastic way to introduce them to captivating stories. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Nueva Nova
The family subscription option is a money-saver β everyone gets to enjoy their favorite books. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a fantastic way to spread the joy. πΆββοΈπ Embracing audiobooks as my companions during leisurely walks β nature and narratives, a perfect match! πΆββοΈπ§ A perfectly acceptable audiobook that fulfilled its purpose. The narration was competent if not particularly memorable, and the production quality was standard for the genre. It served as decent background entertainment during mundane tasks.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience