Book description
Forget sunshine. This is the book that makes misfortune feel like a thrilling chase. Lemony Snicket's voice, perfectly captured in this audiobook, doesn't just tell you the Baudelaire children's story-it unspools it with delicious, dry wit. You hear the sigh of the narrator as he grudgingly admits the siblings are "charming and clever," even as disaster barrels down on them like a poorly aimed cannonball. That first page? The beach, the terrible news, the woe-it's all delivered with such perfect, weary cadence, you feel the sand in your teeth and the dread in your bones.
And oh, the joy in the telling! The greedy villain? Snicket's tone turns him into a caricature of villainy, a laughable specter. The disastrous fire? You hear the crackle in the audio, the panic woven into the words. Cold porridge for breakfast? It's not just a detail; it's a tiny, absurd tragedy, delivered with a sigh that makes you chuckle. This audiobook transforms the grim into the glorious. Snicket's voice isn't just telling stories-it's weaving a net of laughter around your worries, making the misfortune feel strangely, wonderfully shared.
You don't just hear the Baudelaires' misery; you feel the itch of their ill-fitting clothes, the sting of betrayal, the sheer, exhausting wrongness of it all. And the narrator's constant, wry commentary-"It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales"-isn't a warning; it's an invitation. The audiobook leans into the delicious irony, turning every disaster into a darkly comic ballet. You find yourself leaning in, not recoiling, because Snicket's voice makes the dread delicious.
This isn't a book you escape into. It's one you embrace, fully knowing the next page holds another calamity, but trusting the narrator to make it utterly captivating. The pacing in audio is perfect-short, sharp sentences, pauses that let the absurdity sink in, the rhythm of the dread. You'll be laughing at the sheer, improbable awfulness of it all, right alongside Snicket, who never lets you forget: this is the story you're meant to be hearing. So press play. Let the misfortune begin. You'll find yourself not just surviving the Baudelaires' bad luck, but dancing right along with it. Dread made delicious, narrated with perfect, sardonic grace. This is why we listen.
Milan Call Back
The sleep timer is a lifesaver. I fall asleep listening to my books every night. What a fantastic listening experience! The narrator brought the characters to life with distinct voices and emotional depth. The pacing was perfect - not too fast to lose details, not too slow to become boring. I particularly appreciated how well the narrator conveyed the atmosphere of key scenes.
Sir Shove
ListenBook's support for various download methods and audio formats ensures that I can always find what I'm looking for. I can't imagine my life without this app – it's my constant source of books. 🌟 Simplifying my reading routine – this app's user-friendly design ensures I'm always in sync with my favorite stories. 📚✨ Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share stories and connect with friends.
Junkyard Dog
Thanks to ListenBook, I've rediscovered the joy of exploring my favorite content on multiple devices. With ListenBook, I've rediscovered my love for audiobooks. The binaural audio processing is a game-changer for comfortable, fatigue-free listening.
Cumulo
This app has completely transformed my commute – I look forward to it now! Adjusting the tone of the voice is a unique and fun feature. I can customize the narration to my liking.
Magenta
🧘♀️☕ Sipping tea and getting lost in stories – the ultimate way to unwind! 🍵📖 Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fine—good narration, decent story—but it didn’t leave a lasting impression. If you’re looking for something low-commitment, this works.
Sun Runner
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a portable audiobook library that I can carry everywhere. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for enjoying clear audio in any environment. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval add a professional touch to my audiobook library. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time.
Manly
I can't imagine my life without this app – it has made audiobook enjoyment effortless and convenient. Bookmarks are a fantastic tool for keeping track of important moments. They're a game-changer. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature that allows me to curate themed listening sessions, creating a dynamic and engaging audiobook experience. The interface is beautiful and functional. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks.
MeeP
ListenBook's user-friendly controls and innovative features have made it an indispensable tool for my audiobook enjoyment. Looping playback has revolutionized my language learning journey. I'm making rapid progress. Automatic metadata retrieval adds a professional touch to my audiobook collection. The app is so versatile. It works with all my devices.
MysticMingle
ListenBook's sleek layout and quick chapter access have made my audiobook journey incredibly enjoyable. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a fun and convenient way to share the magic of storytelling with friends and family, sparking meaningful discussions. No need for file conversion is a game-changer. Love using ListenBook on my iPhone. Binaural audio processing is amazing. Reduced my listening fatigue significantly.
Delicious
The bookmarking feature ensures I never lose my place in a book – so convenient! I can finally tackle my reading list while stuck in traffic – what a win! 👩🍳 Elevating culinary experiences with auditory tales – cooking has never been this entertaining and educational! 🍳🎧 Adjusting the tone of the voice is so innovative. It's like personalizing the narration. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature for those who enjoy organized and structured listening.
Pitfall
Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my library look organized and professional. Flawless support for various audio formats. Highly satisfied.
Darkside Isis
Listening to audiobooks has never been this convenient and enjoyable! The app's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically is a huge time-saver. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a unique and fun feature. I can customize the narration to my liking. As someone who listens to audiobooks daily, I can confidently say ListenBook is the best player out there. The sleep timer and auto-rewind features are lifesavers, and the sound quality is exceptional. Thank you for such a great app! ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
Baby Spell
The narrator's voices are so soothing – a perfect way to unwind after a stressful day. With ListenBook, I've found a way to make the most of my free time while indulging in my love for audiobooks. This app is a true treasure for audiobook lovers – it's my go-to source for literary adventures!
Winter Bite
ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch integration is a brilliant touch. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app.
Doz
I've become so much more productive while cleaning or exercising – thanks to this app! The range of self-help and personal development audiobooks is truly enriching. Good for background listening. I didn’t get fully immersed, but it was pleasant enough to have on while doing chores. The narrator’s voice was easy to listen to, even if the delivery lacked some energy.
Troubled Pie
ListenBook has turned my daily routines into audiobook-driven journeys of imagination. ListenBook has made me fall in love with audiobooks all over again – it's a must-have app. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magical spell that transports me into the heart of the story. Quick access to chapters and smooth playback. Excellent app! The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while commuting.
Pluto
I'm absolutely in love with this app! It's like a library of stories in my pocket. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Highlander Monk
This app has made me appreciate the art of storytelling even more. I love the ability to change the playback speed. It’s perfect for my needs.
GoldTouch
The noise reduction feature on ListenBook Pro is a godsend for clear and comfortable listening. 🎧 Navigating through narratives has never been simpler – this app's functionality enhances my audiobook journey. 📚💫 I can't believe how seamless the integration with Apple Watch is. My workouts just got better.
Pink C
Audiobooks have made long flights feel like a breeze – a true travel essential. The controls on ListenBook are intuitive and user-friendly, making it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. I can't imagine my audio routine without ListenBook's seamless and user-friendly design. This app has turned my mundane tasks into exciting opportunities for reading. The app's compatibility with CarPlay is a dream for road trips. It keeps me entertained.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience