Book description
Forget sunshine. This is the book that makes misfortune feel like a thrilling chase. Lemony Snicket's voice, perfectly captured in this audiobook, doesn't just tell you the Baudelaire children's story-it unspools it with delicious, dry wit. You hear the sigh of the narrator as he grudgingly admits the siblings are "charming and clever," even as disaster barrels down on them like a poorly aimed cannonball. That first page? The beach, the terrible news, the woe-it's all delivered with such perfect, weary cadence, you feel the sand in your teeth and the dread in your bones.
And oh, the joy in the telling! The greedy villain? Snicket's tone turns him into a caricature of villainy, a laughable specter. The disastrous fire? You hear the crackle in the audio, the panic woven into the words. Cold porridge for breakfast? It's not just a detail; it's a tiny, absurd tragedy, delivered with a sigh that makes you chuckle. This audiobook transforms the grim into the glorious. Snicket's voice isn't just telling stories-it's weaving a net of laughter around your worries, making the misfortune feel strangely, wonderfully shared.
You don't just hear the Baudelaires' misery; you feel the itch of their ill-fitting clothes, the sting of betrayal, the sheer, exhausting wrongness of it all. And the narrator's constant, wry commentary-"It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales"-isn't a warning; it's an invitation. The audiobook leans into the delicious irony, turning every disaster into a darkly comic ballet. You find yourself leaning in, not recoiling, because Snicket's voice makes the dread delicious.
This isn't a book you escape into. It's one you embrace, fully knowing the next page holds another calamity, but trusting the narrator to make it utterly captivating. The pacing in audio is perfect-short, sharp sentences, pauses that let the absurdity sink in, the rhythm of the dread. You'll be laughing at the sheer, improbable awfulness of it all, right alongside Snicket, who never lets you forget: this is the story you're meant to be hearing. So press play. Let the misfortune begin. You'll find yourself not just surviving the Baudelaires' bad luck, but dancing right along with it. Dread made delicious, narrated with perfect, sardonic grace. This is why we listen.
Toxic-oxide
The narrator's voices are so captivating, it's like they bring the stories to life. With ListenBook, I can immerse myself in captivating stories and enriching knowledge, all in one app. ListenBook Pro offers an unbeatable deal β unlimited audiobook length and noise reduction. Audiobooks made simple β this app's functionality is a breath of fresh air. Library organization has never been this easy. My audiobook collection is finally tidy.
Alley Cat
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro adds a personal touch to my experience. The audio filters in ListenBook allow me to customize my listening experience. Speed up or slow down playbackβit's all up to me! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my recordings sound clearer than ever. Easy access to chapters and silky-smooth playback. Love it! I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Rink Ruler
ListenBook's customizable features, from playback speed to audio filters, cater to every audiobook lover's preferences. ListenBook's multiple ways to download audio, including from the internet, are a game-changer. π Who needs TV when you have this app? Every moment is a storytelling session! πΊπ§ π Drifting into dreamland with enchanting audiobooks β bedtime has become a gateway to imagination. ππ ListenBook is packed with useful features. Itβs the best audiobook app Iβve used.
Tan Stallion
With this app, I've turned my daily commutes into exciting journeys through the world of literature. πΌ Making every minute count β this app's ease of use ensures I'm always making progress in my audiobook adventures. π±π ListenBook has changed my audiobook game forever. No more format woes!
X-Dew
Finally, an app that lets me enjoy my personal audiobooks, lectures, and speeches effortlessly. π± Accessing my favorite stories has never been this straightforward β this app's functionality is a bookworm's dream come true. ππ« Audiobook multitasking made simple β this app's design is a game-changer. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances my audiobook experience, ensuring I catch every detail. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Thumb Candy
ListenBook's dedication to excellence is evident in its well-designed interface, smooth playback, and powerful features. With this app, I can switch seamlessly between my iPhone and iPad, making my reading experience continuous. πΆββοΈπ Staying entertained during leisurely walks β audiobooks make outdoor time delightful! πΆββοΈπ§ Revolutionizing the way I enjoy stories β this app's seamless playback and intuitive controls make it a must-have for every book enthusiast. π±π§ Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
ManManMan
Background play feature lets me multitask while enjoying a book β brilliant! π Who needs TV when you have this app? Every moment is a storytelling session! πΊπ§ Bookmarks have become my study companion. I can easily revisit important passages in my audiobooks. ListenBookβs bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book.
Gold Bentley
The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits β so cool! Audiobooks on this app have turned my travels into explorations of new narratives. As an audiobook enthusiast, this app is a dream come true. Its compatibility with various formats and easy navigation make it my ultimate reading companion. ππ§ Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to spread the joy. I love the ability to import books from my computer. Itβs so easy.
Sweet Bacon
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats ensures that my audio needs are met. Book groups are a thoughtful addition. It's like having virtual bookshelves! Iβm blown away by how feature-rich ListenBook is. From the customizable themes to the car mode, everything is designed with the user in mind. The app works flawlessly, and Iβve had zero issues with crashes or bugs. Highly recommend!
Deano
I'm amazed at how immersive the experience is β it's like being inside the story. Supports a wide range of formats flawlessly. Very happy with it.
Chasm Face
With ListenBook, I can enjoy a wide range of audiobook formats without any hassle, making my listening experience seamless. This app has brought back the joy of reading, no matter how busy I am. Tone adjustment is an innovative touch that adds a personal connection to the audiobook narration. It's like having a custom reading experience. Downloading over WiFi is quick and efficient. Saves a lot of time.
Tan Stallion
ListenBook's beautiful layout and quick access to chapters make every listening session a pleasure. The ability to download audio from network devices directly within ListenBook is incredibly convenient. Audiobooks have turned my quiet moments into imaginative journeys β thank you, app! The ability to adjust playback speed and volume is a game-changer for me. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. Itβs a fun feature.
Vicious Street
Audiobooks have transformed my daily walks into a time of inspiration and learning. ListenBook Pro offers an unbeatable deal β unlimited audiobook length and noise reduction. Say goodbye to monotony β this app's diverse format compatibility and intuitive controls have turned every moment into a thrilling audiobook experience. π±π Supports all my playlists and bookmarks perfectly.
Hog Butcher
The ability to switch between different books effortlessly is a major plus. The app's compatibility with CarPlay enhances my driving experience. Audiobooks on the road have never been better. ListenBook makes my commute enjoyable. The audio filters really enhance the listening experience. The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile.
Slug-em-dog
Noise reduction on ListenBook enhances the clarity of dictaphone recordings, allowing me to enjoy content even in noisy environments. This app's customizable features, from playback speed to filters, are fantastic. πΆπ Setting the mood with stories instead of songs β this app is my go-to playlist! π§π The appβs design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player.
Zero Charisma
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is such a fun way to spread joy. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share stories and connect with friends.
Father Abbot
This app has turned even my mundane tasks into exciting learning opportunities. Who needs traditional books when you have this app? It's a game-changer. I love how this app makes my daily commute a journey through literature. ListenBook has become my workout companion. It keeps me engaged and entertained during exercise. A serviceable audiobook that met basic expectations. The narration was clear if somewhat unremarkable, and the production quality was standard without any noticeable technical issues. It kept me moderately engaged during workouts but didn't leave a lasting impression.
Sun Lemon
I never knew my daily walks could be so fulfilling β all thanks to this app. Audiobooks on this app have made my workouts more enjoyable and productive. Effortlessly immersing in stories β this app's ease of use is a game-changer. ListenBook's support for looping and shuffling playback adds versatility to my audiobook enjoyment.
Lady Pomegranate
I'm constantly amazed by the vast selection β there's always something new to discover. I'm grateful for this app β it's made reading a part of my everyday life. ListenBook has become my trusted companion for literary adventures. The app's features are exceptional.
New York Winder
Audiobooks have never been this engaging β this app takes them to the next level. I can't get enough of this app's easy navigation and quick access to chapters and playback controls. π Igniting my imagination while preparing dinner β this app adds flavor to every meal! π²π Talk about convenience! This app's ease of use and support for multiple audio formats ensure that I can enjoy my favorite stories without any hassle. π±π ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a revelation. It elevates the audio quality, providing a clear and immersive listening experience that enhances my enjoyment.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience