Book description
Forget sunshine. This is the book that makes misfortune feel like a thrilling chase. Lemony Snicket's voice, perfectly captured in this audiobook, doesn't just tell you the Baudelaire children's story-it unspools it with delicious, dry wit. You hear the sigh of the narrator as he grudgingly admits the siblings are "charming and clever," even as disaster barrels down on them like a poorly aimed cannonball. That first page? The beach, the terrible news, the woe-it's all delivered with such perfect, weary cadence, you feel the sand in your teeth and the dread in your bones.
And oh, the joy in the telling! The greedy villain? Snicket's tone turns him into a caricature of villainy, a laughable specter. The disastrous fire? You hear the crackle in the audio, the panic woven into the words. Cold porridge for breakfast? It's not just a detail; it's a tiny, absurd tragedy, delivered with a sigh that makes you chuckle. This audiobook transforms the grim into the glorious. Snicket's voice isn't just telling stories-it's weaving a net of laughter around your worries, making the misfortune feel strangely, wonderfully shared.
You don't just hear the Baudelaires' misery; you feel the itch of their ill-fitting clothes, the sting of betrayal, the sheer, exhausting wrongness of it all. And the narrator's constant, wry commentary-"It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales"-isn't a warning; it's an invitation. The audiobook leans into the delicious irony, turning every disaster into a darkly comic ballet. You find yourself leaning in, not recoiling, because Snicket's voice makes the dread delicious.
This isn't a book you escape into. It's one you embrace, fully knowing the next page holds another calamity, but trusting the narrator to make it utterly captivating. The pacing in audio is perfect-short, sharp sentences, pauses that let the absurdity sink in, the rhythm of the dread. You'll be laughing at the sheer, improbable awfulness of it all, right alongside Snicket, who never lets you forget: this is the story you're meant to be hearing. So press play. Let the misfortune begin. You'll find yourself not just surviving the Baudelaires' bad luck, but dancing right along with it. Dread made delicious, narrated with perfect, sardonic grace. This is why we listen.
Cuff Queen
Savoring audiobooks without complications β this app's design is top-notch. A functional audiobook production that met basic requirements. The narrator's voice was pleasant enough to listen to for extended periods, though their performance didn't add much interpretation to the text. The audio engineering was competent without being remarkable.
Tan Stallion
ListenBook has brought stories back into my life, making every moment a new adventure. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer for immersive listening in any environment. ListenBook has completely elevated my audiobook experience. It's an integral part of my daily routine. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a thoughtful and enjoyable way to share my favorite stories with friends and introduce them to new worlds of literature. I'm so glad I chose the audiobook version! The narrator added layers of meaning I might have missed reading silently. Their interpretation of the material felt thoughtful and authentic. The recording was technically perfect - no reverb, no peaking, just clean, pleasant audio.
Drift
ListenBook has rekindled my love for learning, one audio experience at a time. I'm grateful for this app's ability to fit seamlessly into my lifestyle, making learning a part of my day. Unlocking a world of literary wonders β this app's extensive format support and user-centric approach have rekindled my love for books. π±π The app never crashes. Itβs reliable and stable. Iβve tried several audiobook players, but ListenBook stands out for its reliability and ease of use. The equalizer and voice boost features make every book sound amazing. Plus, the dark mode is perfect for nighttime listening. Great job, developers!
RoarSweetie
The narrators have a way of bringing characters to life β it's a unique experience. Thanks to ListenBook's binaural audio processing, my extended listening sessions are fatigue-free. ListenBook's user-friendly interface and quick controls make it my preferred choice for audiobook enjoyment. Book groups are a thoughtful addition. I can group related titles for easy access.
Celtic Charger
Unwinding with a good audiobook has become my favorite self-care ritual. I can't imagine my audio routine without ListenBook's seamless and user-friendly design. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Nickname Master
ListenBook's beautiful layout and quick access to chapters make every listening session a pleasure. Looping playback is my secret weapon for language learning. It's revolutionized my approach. Sharing audiobooks with friends is a great way to connect over stories. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a unique and fun feature. I can customize the narration to my liking. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a revelation. It elevates the audio quality to a new level.
Spoiler
The app is so versatile. It works with all my devices. I love the ability to import books from my computer. Itβs so easy.
EchoEmissary
Managing my audiobook collection is a pleasure thanks to this app's usability. Download options are abundant, from WiFi to iTunes. It's all about convenience with this app. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to jump between sections. As someone who struggles to focus on audiobooks, this kept my attention the whole way through. The narrator's clear diction and expressive delivery were perfect.
Sleek Zelda
Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks is a hassle-free process, regardless of the source. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length feature is fantastic.
ForumFlare
As a language learner, this app has been invaluable in improving my listening skills. πΆββοΈπ Walking my way through exciting narratives β this app makes exercise more fun! ποΈπ§
K-9
The variety of narrators adds a unique touch to each book, making every experience special. With ListenBook, I've unlocked a world of educational and entertaining content right at my fingertips. The statistics feature in ListenBook provides valuable insights into my audiobook consumption habits.
Osprey
I'm amazed at how this app seamlessly integrates with my daily routine. ποΈπ§ Escaping to paradise with a beach read β this app is my vacation in audio form! ποΈπ
Whistler
The convenience of having a library at my fingertips is unparalleled. I can't get enough of this app's convenience and the endless possibilities it offers. The statistics feature is a fantastic addition β knowing how much time I spend on audiobooks is eye-opening, and ListenBook makes tracking it a breeze. ListenBook has redefined my workout routine. The controls are so user-friendly.
Dream Killer
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling. I'm so glad I chose the audiobook version! The narrator added layers of meaning I might have missed reading silently. Their interpretation of the material felt thoughtful and authentic. The recording was technically perfect - no reverb, no peaking, just clean, pleasant audio.
Senior Smurf
This app has made my daily walks a time for both exercise and learning. ListenBook's user-friendly interface and quick controls make it my preferred choice for audiobook enjoyment. A middle-of-the-road audiobook that neither impressed nor disappointed. The narrator's voice was agreeable enough for extended listening, though their character differentiation could have been stronger. The production met basic industry standards without any standout qualities.
Rook
The interface is sleek and user-friendly. Makes navigating through chapters a breeze. Playback speed and volume controls are fantastic.
Cali Yacht
ListenBook's library organization features have transformed my chaotic audiobook collection into an organized masterpiece. With this app, reading is no longer a task β it's a delightful habit. Audiobook enjoyment has never been this convenient. This app's sleek design and efficient organization ensure that every story is accessible and enjoyable. ππ Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling with friends and family. It fosters connections and conversations. Auto-rewind feature is extremely helpful. Great functionality.
RZRWRE
ListenBook's intuitive controls and features have made it my preferred choice for audiobooks. π An app that turns house chores into exciting adventures β count me in! π§Ήπ The app is perfect for multitasking. I can listen while doing other things.
Atlantic Rim
Configurable auto-rewind is genius. No more confusion when I pause and resume. I'm blown away by the powerful audio downloading options. So versatile! The interface is sleek and modern. It's a pleasure to navigate and use the app. The app is constantly updated with new features. The developers really care.
Darkside Hooker
This app's user-friendly design makes navigating through books a breeze. I'm hooked on this app's seamless performance β it's like having a personal audiobook curator. π Turning my phone into a portal of stories β this app's ease of use is remarkable! π±π« Efficiency and ease combined β this app is a must-have for book lovers. Chapters make it so easy to pick up where I left off. No more hunting around.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience