Book description
Let's be brutally honest: The Fault in Our Stars is the literary equivalent of a glittery cancer bracelet you'd never actually wear. John Green's novel, which spent weeks atop bestseller lists and got praised to the heavens, arrives as an audiobook with a premise so earnest it practically demands a kazoo solo. Hazel, a teenager whose lungs are basically a malfunctioning submarine, meets Augustus, a charmingly named guy who's also got cancer (and a fake leg, because why not add extra drama?). The whole thing is sold as "heartbreaking," but honestly? It's less "heartbreaking" and more "heartwarming for people who've never met a real sick kid."
The audiobook's narration (kudos to whoever's doing the voice work) leans hard into the snark Hazel's supposed to have-"I am a cancer patient. I am not a 'cancer patient'"-but the writing itself leans into the very clichΓ©s it claims to mock. Augustus's "I am the best" line? A line so cringe it'd make a teenager in a real support group roll their eyes so hard they'd need a neck brace. And the "insightful" stuff about love and mortality? It's basically a teenage girl's diary entry, but with more references to An Imperial Affliction (a book that's also about cancer, naturally). You'd think a book about terminal illness would have more to say about actual suffering than the aesthetic of it. Instead, it's all about how cool it is to be sad while holding hands in a bookstore.
But here's the twist: the audiobook's real magic is in how it exposes the absurdity of the whole thing. That moment when Hazel says, "I am not a metaphor,"? The narrator delivers it with a perfectly timed sigh that says, "Yeah, we know." The book's flaws aren't flaws-they're the whole point. Green's writing is so self-aware it's practically a parody of YA tropes, and the audiobook lets you hear the irony in every line. You're not supposed to cry; you're supposed to laugh at how we've all turned terminal illness into a romantic accessory. The "award-winning" praise? Well, it's winning because it's so relatable to people who've never actually had to deal with a tumor. The book's greatest tragedy isn't Hazel's illness-it's how we've turned grief into a brand. And honestly? That's the only thing that's truly heartbreaking. But the audiobook? It's a masterpiece of winking at the audience while we all pretend we're not buying the glittery bracelet. Listen to it. You'll laugh. You'll roll your eyes. And you'll finally get why this book's been a cultural phenomenon: it's the perfect soundtrack for pretending you're deep while ordering coffee at Starbucks.
InsightInkwell
ListenBook's support for binaural audio processing is a thoughtful touch that reduces listening fatigue. π± Accessing my favorite stories has never been this straightforward β this app's functionality is a bookworm's dream come true. ππ« I don't have strong feelings about this one either way. The narration was competent but forgettable. The story itself was more engaging than the performance.
Mental
With ListenBook, I've found a way to make the most of my free time while indulging in my love for audiobooks. This app's convenience has made reading a consistent part of my life. π Whether I'm cooking, commuting, or relaxing at home, this app's seamless functionality keeps me engaged in captivating narratives. π§β¨
Rocky Highway
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Po1son
ListenBook's commitment to delivering an exceptional audiobook experience is evident in its thoughtful features and design. The statistics tracking feature is eye-opening. I never realized how much time I spend on audiobooks until now! The ability to adjust playback speed is a fantastic study aid. I'm absorbing information faster than ever. ListenBook has enriched my life with a world of captivating stories and knowledge. It's not just an app; it's a portal to endless possibilities. Looping playback of a single track helps me focus and absorb complex content.
Mrs. Voltage
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Zod
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook is a fantastic way to spread the joy of listening. ListenBook's dedication to delivering high-quality sound and user-friendly features has won me over. ListenBook's intuitive design and thoughtful features have made my audiobook experience delightful. With this app, my daily routines have become moments of intellectual discovery and personal fulfillment. πββοΈπ Combining exercise and exploration β this app keeps me motivated on my daily jogs! πββοΈπ
Shadow Chaser
Frequent updates ensure there's always something new and exciting to listen to. π The simplicity and functionality of this app are top-notch. I can start a book with just a tap and immerse myself in the story instantly. π±π
Mafia Rapunzel
I can finally tackle my reading list while stuck in traffic β what a win! ListenBook's unlimited length of audiobooks with the Pro version is a fantastic value for avid listeners. ListenBook has made my daily routines more vibrant and exciting with its immersive features.
Little General
Navigating audiobooks effortlessly β this app's functionality is commendable. Audiobook enthusiasts, gather round! This app's remarkable features, including audio filters and compatibility, have transformed my commutes into captivating journeys. ππ§ ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Diamond Gamer
ListenBook's features are a bookworm's dream come true β from chapters to bookmarks, it's got everything. ππ Turn traffic into a literary escape β this app's functionality keeps me engaged while I'm on the move. ππ§ My audiobook collection has never looked better. Thank you, ListenBook! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made a significant difference in the clarity of recordings. An unobjectionable but unexceptional audiobook experience. The narrator's performance was serviceable and the audio quality was fine, but nothing about the production particularly stood out or elevated the material. It was decent background listening.
Ship Whip
Has every feature I need. My top choice for audiobooks! As someone who listens to audiobooks daily, I can confidently say ListenBook is the best player out there. The sleep timer and auto-rewind features are lifesavers, and the sound quality is exceptional. Thank you for such a great app!
Zorkle Sporkle
ListenBook's library organization and Book Groups feature make it easy to keep my audiobooks organized and accessible. ListenBook's audio filters and controls have turned my listening into a personalized experience. Audiobook multitasking made easy β this app's functionality is top-notch. Streamlined audiobook integration β this app's usability is impressive. ListenBook's tone adjustment feature in the Pro version is a creative tool that adds a fun twist to my audiobook journey.
Pinball Esq
With ListenBook, I can finally enjoy my audiobooks without worrying about format compatibility. It handles everything! No need for file conversion is a game-changer. Love using ListenBook on my iPhone. AirDrop sharing makes it easy to share audiobooks with friends.
QuestWeaver
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made my daily activities more seamless and convenient. π± Turning my phone into a portal of endless stories β this app is pure magic! πβ¨ π©βπ³ Turning cooking sessions into culinary adventures, complete with intriguing tales! π³π§ Audiobook joy made simple β this app's ease of use is a game-changer. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like my personal audiobook oasis.
Lumberyard
ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a detail-oriented touch I truly appreciate. AirDrop and sharing make it easy to spread the audiobook love with friends. The app's interface is so sleek and modern. It's a joy to use. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for clear and distraction-free listening.
Alberta
The sleek design and easy navigation are visually pleasing and user-friendly. I'm blown away by ListenBook's ability to play diverse formats flawlessly β it's a game-changer. Say goodbye to monotony β this app's diverse format support and intuitive controls have turned my daily activities into thrilling audiobook adventures. π±π
Bae
ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a fun way to experiment with the audiobook experience. ListenBookβs playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
Zero Charisma
Efficient audiobook enjoyment β this app's functionality is a revelation. Audiobook multitasking made simple β this app's functionality is a true delight.
Father Abbot
This app has reignited my love for literature and made it a part of my everyday life. I love the bookmarking feature. ListenBook makes it easy to pick up where I left off.
Paris Boost
π§ Making housework more enjoyable β audiobooks turn mundane chores into moments of discovery. π§Ήπ Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice is a unique touch β it's like having a personalized reading.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience