Book description
Let's be brutally honest: The Fault in Our Stars is the literary equivalent of a glittery cancer bracelet you'd never actually wear. John Green's novel, which spent weeks atop bestseller lists and got praised to the heavens, arrives as an audiobook with a premise so earnest it practically demands a kazoo solo. Hazel, a teenager whose lungs are basically a malfunctioning submarine, meets Augustus, a charmingly named guy who's also got cancer (and a fake leg, because why not add extra drama?). The whole thing is sold as "heartbreaking," but honestly? It's less "heartbreaking" and more "heartwarming for people who've never met a real sick kid."
The audiobook's narration (kudos to whoever's doing the voice work) leans hard into the snark Hazel's supposed to have-"I am a cancer patient. I am not a 'cancer patient'"-but the writing itself leans into the very clichés it claims to mock. Augustus's "I am the best" line? A line so cringe it'd make a teenager in a real support group roll their eyes so hard they'd need a neck brace. And the "insightful" stuff about love and mortality? It's basically a teenage girl's diary entry, but with more references to An Imperial Affliction (a book that's also about cancer, naturally). You'd think a book about terminal illness would have more to say about actual suffering than the aesthetic of it. Instead, it's all about how cool it is to be sad while holding hands in a bookstore.
But here's the twist: the audiobook's real magic is in how it exposes the absurdity of the whole thing. That moment when Hazel says, "I am not a metaphor,"? The narrator delivers it with a perfectly timed sigh that says, "Yeah, we know." The book's flaws aren't flaws-they're the whole point. Green's writing is so self-aware it's practically a parody of YA tropes, and the audiobook lets you hear the irony in every line. You're not supposed to cry; you're supposed to laugh at how we've all turned terminal illness into a romantic accessory. The "award-winning" praise? Well, it's winning because it's so relatable to people who've never actually had to deal with a tumor. The book's greatest tragedy isn't Hazel's illness-it's how we've turned grief into a brand. And honestly? That's the only thing that's truly heartbreaking. But the audiobook? It's a masterpiece of winking at the audience while we all pretend we're not buying the glittery bracelet. Listen to it. You'll laugh. You'll roll your eyes. And you'll finally get why this book's been a cultural phenomenon: it's the perfect soundtrack for pretending you're deep while ordering coffee at Starbucks.
Blackfire
Book Groups on ListenBook make it easy to categorize and access my audiobooks. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro adds a personalized touch to my audiobook experience. Audiobooks made easy – this app's functionality is truly a gift. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is impressive. I love the quick access to settings. It makes tweaking the app so easy.
Most Wanted
This app's compatibility with different formats ensures that I never miss out on a great audiobook. I'm hooked on this app's seamless performance – it's like having a personal audiobook curator. This app's compatibility with different formats has made my audiobook collection diverse and enjoyable. The statistics feature is brilliant. I love seeing how much time I spend on audiobooks with ListenBook.
Queen Bee
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Jelly Camber
The statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption – a fantastic way to measure my progress. The features on this app, from bookmarks to playback speed, cater to all preferences. Great app for listening to lectures and speeches. Highly useful!
Gothic Slacker
I can't believe how much time I've gained by listening while cooking and doing chores. I'm absolutely in love with this app! The interface is so intuitive and user-friendly. Audiobooks have turned my mundane activities into opportunities for learning and enjoyment. The speed adjustment feature is my secret weapon for studying complex materials. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share stories and connect with friends.
Athens Fire
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Acid Queen
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Wild Kitten
The attention to detail is commendable. Artwork and metadata are sorted automatically. I'm amazed by the attention to detail, from automatic metadata extraction to customizable settings.
Scooby Did
With ListenBook, I can enjoy my audiobooks with enhanced sound quality and personalized settings. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a great way to spread the joy of reading. This was a competent audiobook production with no major flaws. The narrator's voice was pleasant enough and the audio quality was acceptable, though not exceptional. While the performance didn't particularly stand out, it served its purpose adequately for my daily commute.
Corny
I'm hooked on this app's ability to make reading fit into any moment. The interface is sleek and intuitive, making my audiobook experience a joy. Beautiful layout and easy access to chapters. Really impressed with ListenBook. Perfect for my daily walks. The story was engaging enough to keep me motivated to exercise but not so complex that I got lost in thought. Great production quality too.
InsightInkwell
The app's interface is sleek and modern, making it a joy to use. I'm no longer missing out on great stories – this app fits perfectly into my lifestyle. 🎉 Finding the perfect audiobook is a breeze with this app's robust search and recommendation features. My reading list has never been better! 📚💫 I love the auto-rewind feature. ListenBook always picks up right where I left off. ListenBook’s CarPlay support makes listening in the car a seamless experience.
Con Mammoth
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NightWonka
Audiobooks have turned road trips into unforgettable journeys of imagination. Automatic artwork and metadata retrieval is a time-saver. My library looks fantastic. Navigating through chapters has never been easier. It's a user-friendly delight. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is amazing. ListenBook is top-notch. What a delightful listening experience! The narrator's timing was impeccable, knowing exactly when to pause for effect or let the words flow. Their character voices were distinct yet natural - no over-the-top accents or distracting vocal tics. The audio quality was consistently excellent.
Vortex
My audiobook collection has never been more organized. Library management is a breeze. The variety of supported formats means I can enjoy audiobooks from different sources hassle-free. ListenBook’s playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace. I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend!
Acetic Princess
ListenBook's commitment to providing a high-quality audiobook experience is truly commendable. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like having a library on my phone!
Lady Katniss
This app has become my ultimate travel companion, ensuring that I'm always entertained and inspired. ListenBook has redefined my workout routine. The controls are so user-friendly. Easy sharing with friends via AirDrop. Very convenient.
Goldman
Thanks to ListenBook's automatic extraction of artwork and metadata, my library looks organized and appealing. Book groups help me keep series together and navigate my collection more efficiently. A great feature!
NemesisX
🏝️ Basking in the sun with an audiobook – relaxation meets storytelling paradise! ☀️📖 ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature from web browsers is incredibly convenient. Downloading audiobooks has never been this easy. High-quality playback even with complex formats like FLAC. Impressive! I'm impressed by the app's compatibility with CarPlay. It keeps me entertained on long drives.
Swedish Pixie
The statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption – a fantastic way to measure my progress. Audiobooks have become my go-to entertainment, and this app is the reason. This app's ease of use has made my daily tasks so much more enjoyable. 🛌 Drifting into dreamland with enchanting audiobooks – bedtime has become a gateway to imagination. 🌙📚
Zod
ListenBook's chapters, controls, and filters have taken my audiobook journey to new heights. This app's user-friendly interface has made audiobook listening a breeze, even for a tech novice like me. 💪 Juggling tasks while enjoying stories has never been easier – this app's functionality is a multitasking marvel. 💼📖 ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature elevates my listening experience, allowing me to focus on the content.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience