Book description
Vivian's life just got weird. Her kindergartener Aria got bitten. Suddenly, Vivian's navigating magical schools, not PTA meetings. The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association isn't what you think.
Forget sterile halls. Here, hellhounds lounge near the art projects. Demons audition for the talent show. The bake sale? Sirens and chthonic nymphs are bringing cupcakes. Vivian's juggling chew toys, arcane shop portals, and the brutal Trials for high school. All while her daughter's name whispers in a prophecy of doom.
This isn't just fantasy. It's parenting, magically amplified. The terror isn't just the ancient prophecies. It's the WhatsApp group burning with magical fire. It's the sheer panic of finding the right sacrificial dagger for a school project. The sheer, overwhelming normal of it all.
Rozakis writes with razor precision. Every sentence lands. The humor is sharp, dark, and utterly relatable. You've felt that PTA stress? Now imagine it with literal demons in the snack line. The stakes feel real because the chaos feels true.
The audiobook? Perfect. The narrator captures Vivian's exhausted, hilarious panic perfectly. You hear the dread in her voice when she realizes the talent show demon is judging her daughter's piano recital. You hear the panic when the WhatsApp group erupts into chaos. It's immersive. You're right there, trying to get Aria dressed and not get set on fire.
This isn't a story about saving the world. It's about surviving the school year. The magic is the mundane. The danger is the bake sale. The real spell is how Rozakis makes you laugh while your heart races. You'll be nodding along, thinking, Yes. This is parenting, but with more hellhounds.
It's a breathless, hilarious, and surprisingly moving dive into a world where the most terrifying thing might be the PTA meeting. You won't just listen to this book. You'll recognize your own life, magically refracted. A must-listen for anyone who's ever felt overwhelmed by the sheer, beautiful chaos of raising a kid. Especially when the kid's a werewolf.
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience