Book description
A #1 New York Times bestseller! From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon comes a madcap new adventure about three sisters, a ravenous worm, and a mysterious mad scientist. So, you want to be a young mad scientist. Congratulations! Admitting it is the first step. The second step is reading the (definitely true) tale of the Porch sisters... Gertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don't belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where all girls have to go to etiquette school and the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don't belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia and their Aunt has more brooches than books. And they certainly don't belong at Mrs. Wintermacher's etiquette school--they're far more interested in science. After getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good... until they receive a mysterious invitation to new school. Suddenly the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb--a mad scientist with worms in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. At 231 Mysterium Way, the pizza is fatal, the bus is powered by Gerbils, and the Dean of Students is a hermit crab. Dangerous? Yes! More fun than they've ever had? Absolutely! But when the sisters are asked to save their town from an evil cabal of nefarious mad scientists, they must learn to embrace what has always made them stand out, and determine what side they're on--before it's too late! Review"It's no surprise this book made me laugh out loud--after all, it's written by Kate McKinnon! But I was also delighted to meet this fantastic cast of clever characters and to be drawn into a mad, mysterious world that reminded me, in all the best ways, of the stories I most loved growing up. (And love even more now.) Kids will eat this up! Unless a ravenous worm eats them first! Give them this book and a decent head start!" -Trenton Lee Stewart, New York Times bestselling author of the Mysterious Benedict Society series and The Secret Keepers "This book is just like a mad science experiment: terribly mysterious, surprisingly smelly, potentially explosive, and a whole lot of fun. I recommend it to mad scientists and mad readers alike. Everyone will love this book. Unless, of course, their name is Lavinia.-Pseudonymous Bosch, New York Times bestselling author of The Secret Series and The Bad Books "It comes as no surprise that Kate McKinnon writes with the same unique sense of humor and heart that has made audiences fall in love with her time and again. Her quirky and unforgettable characters in The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science will have readers laughing out loud and plotting experiments for many generations to come."-Chris Colfer, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Land of Stories seriesAbout the AuthorKate McKinnon is an award-winning performer and writer, who is celebrated globally for her work in film and television. Young readers will recognize her voice role as 'Ms. Frizzle' in THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS RIDES AGAIN for Netflix. She recently played 'Weird Barbie' in Greta Gerwig's worldwide blockbuster hit, BARBIE. The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science is her debut novel.
Steel Heart
An audiobook lover's dream come true! This app's seamless functionality and diverse format support make it my go-to choice for immersive storytelling. 📚🎧 The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while commuting.
Athena Star
I've become addicted to this app – in the best possible way! I'm blown away by how this app has made my workouts more enjoyable and my mind more active. This app's convenience has turned my daily chores into moments of intellectual discovery – a win-win! Perfect for listening to educational content. Highly recommend! Beautiful design and intuitive interface. Very pleased.
Devil Chick
This app has rekindled my passion for literature in a whole new way. I love how this app's chapters, bookmarks, and controls give me full control over my audiobook journey.
Trip
I'm addicted to this app's seamless integration with my daily activities. 🔥 Audiobook enjoyment at the tap of a finger – this app's functionality is a testament to modern convenience. 📱📖 ListenBook is the best audiobook player I’ve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
Eerie Mizzen
Thank you for making my reading goals more achievable and enjoyable. The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits – so cool! This app is a gift for book lovers who struggle to find reading time. Audiobooks made easy – this app's functionality is truly a gift.
Super Flick
ListenBook's customizable audio filters allow me to personalize my listening experience – a fantastic feature. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a fantastic addition that enhances my audio experience. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is an innovative way to make each audiobook unique. Absolutely love this app! It's made my daily commute so much more enjoyable. Beautiful layout and easy access to chapters. Really impressed with ListenBook.
Bridge Whip
ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch, combined with its chapters, controls, and filters, make it the ultimate audiobook app! I'm hooked on this app's intuitive features – from chapters to playback controls. ListenBook has become my constant companion, filling my days with captivating narratives. ListenBook has made managing my audiobook collection a breeze. Library organization is top-notch.
Thrasher
I love that I can switch between devices seamlessly and continue where I left off. I love how this app seamlessly integrates into my busy schedule, making multitasking a breeze. Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is a true marvel.
Knuckles
🏃♂️📚 Combining exercise and exploration – this app keeps me motivated on my daily jogs! 🏃♂️📖 The attention to detail is commendable. Artwork and metadata are sorted automatically.
New York Winder
Audiobooks made simple – this app's functionality is a breath of fresh air. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to spread the joy of storytelling. A fun feature! I appreciate the dark mode option. It’s easy on the eyes during nighttime listening. The playback controls are so responsive. No lag at all.
Storm Master
Kudos to the creators for making literature so accessible and enjoyable. 🎧 This app is my saving grace! Now I can enjoy my beloved books while cooking up a storm! 📚🍳
Ella of Light
The voice actors are incredible – they make the characters come alive. This app has made 'reading' more versatile and enjoyable than ever. ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. I can't imagine going back! Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is impressive. It's like getting a clear, immersive listening experience. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to inspire others to read.
Kazmii
I'm constantly amazed by the vast selection – there's always something new to discover. With ListenBook, I can immerse myself in captivating stories and enriching knowledge, all in one convenient app. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my audiobook library look organized and visually appealing. Solid performance overall though some character voices sounded too similar. I occasionally got confused about who was speaking in dialogue-heavy scenes.
Scarlet Mary
The app's layout is clean and intuitive, making it a pleasure to navigate. ListenBook's support for various formats means I can explore a wide range of content without limitations. Auto-rewind is a very handy feature. Excellent app. I’ve tried several audiobook players, but ListenBook stands out for its reliability and ease of use. The equalizer and voice boost features make every book sound amazing. Plus, the dark mode is perfect for nighttime listening. Great job, developers!
Pixie
Looping playback is a fantastic study tool. It helps me focus and retain information effectively. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks. Very convenient. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks perfectly. Very convenient. I love the ability to import books from my computer. It’s so easy.
Patton Digger
This app has rekindled my love for literature, and I'm spreading the word to everyone I know. ListenBook has become my trusted companion, making even the busiest days enjoyable. ListenBook's commitment to a user-friendly interface and intuitive controls is evident in every aspect of the app.
Gothic Slacker
With ListenBook, I can keep track of my audiobook consumption and explore new content with ease. This app has turned my cooking sessions into culinary adventures with a side of stories. The interface is so clean and clutter-free. It’s a pleasure to use.
PixelPathfinder
I've fallen in love with literature all over again, thanks to this incredible app. ListenBook's beautiful layout and quick access to chapters make every listening session a pleasure. I'm so grateful for this app – it's like having a personal storyteller wherever I go. This app has transformed my daily commute into a captivating journey of knowledge and entertainment.
EchoEnigma
I'm amazed by the app's versatility in downloading audio. It accommodates various sources seamlessly. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app.
Whistler
I appreciate the option to listen to samples before committing to a book. ListenBook's audio filters are a fantastic addition, enhancing the sound quality of my audio files.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience