Book description
Celebrated sports commentator Dan Patrick and comedy writer Joel H. Cohen team up with some of America's greatest* comedy writers to tell you everything and nothing about America's sport!** *"greatest" is actually just a bad type-o for "mediocre" **No, not darts, we mean pro football. (book on professional darts coming never) Did you know . . . Tom Brady is a very good quarterback. (True, but only according to statistics and accomplishments.) The formation of the NFL took place in an auto dealership. The founders started an institution and also were convinced to buy rust-proofing for it. (Half true.) The Carolina Panthers originated as a book club but turned to football when they couldn't agree on which John Grisham novel to read. (Maybe true. Research isn't our thing.) The Occasionally Accurate Annals of Football is a love letter to America's favorite game, full of highlights, history, great plays and players, scandals, Super Bowls, and a series of lies, idiotic theories, baseless conspiracies, a diet that may kill you and, of course, a poorly-written haiku. The book takes the credibility Dan Patrick has built up over a stellar broadcast career (ESPN, NBC Sports, something called "Peacock") and risks it all with these falsehoods, half-truths, and even some quarter-truths. This parade of inanity is co-written by Joel H. Cohen (3 Emmys, several cavities due to poor flossing) and includes contributions from certifiably hilarious people, such as: Andy Richter (Late Night with Conan O'Brien) Brian Kelley (The Simpsons, Saturday Night Live) Chuck Tatham (Modern Family, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother) Mike Price (The Simpsons, F is for Family) Donick Cary (Silicon Valley, New Girl) Christine Nangle (Inside Amy Schumer, Saturday Night Live) Broti Gupta (The New Yorker, The New York Times, The Simpsons) Rob Cohen (Saturday Night Live, Big Bang Theory) Illustrated in two colors (black and white are colors, right?) The Occasionally Accurate Annals of Football informs (a little), entertains (a lot), and is the perfect gift to taunt the Jets fans in your life.
Darkside Isis
I'm amazed at how this app seamlessly integrates into my life, enhancing every moment with stories. I'm addicted to this app's ability to seamlessly blend books into my life. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances my audiobook experience, ensuring I catch every detail. Controls are intuitive and user-friendly, making my audiobook experience seamless. ListenBookβs playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
Sly Bible
Finally, an app that turns my daily commute into an adventure through literature. β° Maximizing my time with efficient features β this app's functionality lets me dive into stories even in the busiest moments. πβ³
LifeRobber
The download options are versatile, making it a breeze to get my favorite audiobooks on the go. Looping playback is a valuable study tool. It helps me grasp complex content and retain information. I'm blown away by the app's performance. It's fast, reliable, and tailored for audiobook lovers. With support for various audio formats, ListenBook ensures I can enjoy my favorite audiobooks without worries. Binaural audio processing reduces listening fatigue. Fantastic feature!
Rope
The Looping playback and Shuffle features on ListenBook help me customize my listening sessions to my liking. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is impressive. My recordings sound crystal clear. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study sessions. It helps me absorb information more effectively.
Demand Chopper
Audiobooks have never been this engaging β this app takes them to the next level. π§ββοΈβ Savoring moments of tranquility with a cup of tea and captivating tales! π΅π ListenBook has completely elevated my audiobook experience. It's an integral part of my daily routine. The app is very user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a breeze.
EchoEmissary
The sleep timer is a brilliant addition β I drift off to sleep with amazing stories. I'm impressed by ListenBook's commitment to providing a silky-smooth playback experience. This app's ease of use has made reading an integral part of my everyday life. Effortlessly managing my audiobook library β this app's design is commendable. Kudos to ListenBook for the intuitive design and easy-to-use controls. It's evident that they've put a lot of thought into user experience.
Troubled Chick
π₯ Streamlined functionality that's music to my ears β audiobook enjoyment has reached a new level of convenience. π΅π ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature streamlines the process of adding new content to my library.
Twinkle
Audiobook journey simplified β this app's functionality is a wonderful surprise. Efficiency meets audiobooks β this app's functionality is a perfect match. The audio quality is superb. ListenBook enhances my audiobook experience.
Heaven Sent
I've become a more attentive listener thanks to the engaging audiobooks. The ListenBook app is a fantastic companion for my long walks, helping me learn and explore at the same time. This app's convenience has transformed my reading habits β it's a game-changer. π My audiobook haven β this app is like a door to endless adventures and knowledge! ππ ListenBook has redefined how I enjoy audiobooks. It's an essential tool for my literary pursuits.
Sky
Streamlined audiobook integration β this app's usability is impressive. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a boon for those who enjoy deep dives into lengthy narratives. Automatic extraction of artwork and metadata adds a touch of elegance to my audiobook collection.
Trick Baron
Binaural audio processing on ListenBook is a thoughtful addition that keeps my ears comfortable during extended listening sessions. ListenBook's support for binaural audio processing is a thoughtful touch that reduces listening fatigue. β° Early mornings have become my favorite time to listen to audiobooks β energizing! π π§ Noise reduction and voice tone adjustment are simply amazing.
Highlander Monk
This app has made literature accessible and engaging for all ages. Being able to customize the listening duration is perfect for quick breaks. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Red Woman
ListenBook's sleek interface and precise controls make it a joy to use during my daily listening sessions. I'm amazed by ListenBook's dedication to quality β it's evident in every feature. With this app, I can dive into captivating narratives while cooking, cleaning, or commuting β pure magic! Audiobook multitasking simplified β this app's ease of use is a true asset. Easy access to chapters and silky-smooth playback. Love it!
Sofa King
I can't remember the last time I was this excited about 'reading' books! I can't imagine my life without this app β it has made audiobook enjoyment effortless and convenient. π Transforming my mundane routine into a captivating journey β thank you, this app! β¨π π± Turning my phone into a portal of endless stories β this app is pure magic! πβ¨ Efficiency meets audiobooks β this app's functionality is a true triumph.
Teeder
The narrators have a way of bringing characters to life β it's a unique experience. The auto-rewind feature is a thoughtful addition that enhances my listening journey. I appreciate it!
Swing Setter
The ability to download audio from network devices directly within ListenBook is incredibly convenient. This app has made my workouts and chores so much more enjoyable. ListenBook is a must-have for audiobook lovers. The auto-rewind feature ensures I never miss a word. Looping playback has revolutionized my study sessions. I'm learning faster than ever.
Hyper
I can't believe how convenient this app has made my reading experience. Efficiency and ease combined β this app is a must-have for book lovers. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my recordings sound clearer than ever.
Short Firecracker
The ability to adjust playback speed is a game-changer for faster or more immersive listening. π Dancing through chores with audiobooks β this app turns cleaning into a lively and literary affair! πΆπ The range of supported formats is astounding. No more compatibility issues! ListenBookβs audio quality is excellent. The app enhances my listening experience.
Swerve
ListenBook's focus on quality and user experience has made it my go-to app for audiobooks and educational content. I can finally listen to all my audiobooks seamlessly with ListenBook. The customizable playback controls and chapter navigation make it a breeze.
Unleashed
The sleek design and easy navigation are visually pleasing and user-friendly. I never thought I'd enjoy audiobooks as much as I do now β all thanks to this app. ListenBook's thoughtful inclusion of chapters, controls, and filters has enhanced my audiobook experience. Noise reduction is magic. I can finally enjoy dictaphone recordings without discomfort. CarPlay compatibility is a fantastic addition. It enhances my driving experience with seamless audiobook integration.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience