Book description
TERRY PRATCHETT meets THE WITCHER in this pee-your-pants-laughing fantasy novel.Sure, you think you know the story of the fearsome red dragon, Dragonia. How it terrorized the village of Skendrick until a brave band of heroes answered the noble villagers' call for aid. How nothing could stop those courageous souls from facing down the beast. How they emerged victorious and laden with treasure.But, even in a world filled with epic adventures and tales of derring-do, where dragons, goblins, and unlicensed prestidigitators run amok, legendary heroes don't always know what they're doing. Sometimes, they're clueless. Sometimes, beleaguered townsfolk are more hapless than helpless. And orcs? They're not always assholes, and sometimes, they don't actually want to eat your children.Heloise the Bard, Erithea's most renowned storyteller, is here to set the record straight.See, it turns out adventuring isn't easy, and true heroism is as rare as an articulate villager. Having spent decades propagating this particular myth (which, incidentally, she wrote), she's finally able to tell the real story...for which she just so happened to have a front-row seat.Welcome to Erithea. I hope you brought a change of undergarments; things are going to get messy."Evoking the dry humor of Terry Pratchett and absurdist trope subversions of Monty Python...Gibson's story is clever, twisty, and bursting with sidesplittingly funny one-liners. Fantasy fans are guaranteed a laugh." - Publisher's Weekly"...if Gibson continues to put out work of this quality and high level of entertainment, will be a success story along the lines of Michael R. Fletcher, M.L. Spencer, or Rob J. Hayes." - Grimdark Magazine"I can't praise the story enough. If you want something light-hearted and fun to read that will zip by quickly, but still want to feel like you got the content you hoped for, this is definitely the book you should pick up." - The Inkslinger Book Reviews"Mr. Sean Gibson would be extremely fun to play Dungeons and Dragons with." - Verified Reviewer
Bae
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Snow Pharaoh
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Subzero Taffy
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Intimidating Presence
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Stickers
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Darling Peacock
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Kawaii Red
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Hyper Kong
This app is my secret to staying ahead on my reading list, even during my busiest days. This app's support for various formats and genres ensures that there's always something new to explore. With this app, reading is as simple as pressing play โ it's genius! Absolutely in love with this audiobook app! The seamless functionality and easy navigation make my reading time pure bliss. ๐๐ง Noise reduction and voice tone changing are brilliant features.
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The offline mode is a lifesaver on flights โ I'm never without a good story. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch integration is a brilliant touch. ๐ Rekindling my love for reading โ this app has reintroduced me to the joy of books in a whole new way. ๐๐ฅ ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand, transforming noisy environments into serene listening spaces. The auto-rewind feature after interruptions is a small thing that makes a big difference.
Cooger
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This app is my constant companion, making every moment a chance to discover new worlds. With this app, every moment is an opportunity to dive into a new story. ๐ The ease and functionality of this app make it my go-to choice for immersive audiobook experiences. ๐ฑ๐ง ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a game-changer. I love how easy it is to download audiobooks with ListenBook. The app is incredibly convenient.
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The range of self-help and personal development audiobooks is truly enriching. Navigating through my audiobook collection is a breeze โ this app's intuitive interface and convenient controls have made my reading journey effortless. ๐ฑ๐ ListenBook's compatibility with a wide array of audio formats makes it my ultimate audiobook companion. ListenBook has completely transformed how I enjoy audiobooks. The chapter navigation is seamless, and the statistics feature is a fun way to track my listening progress. The app is stable, fast, and incredibly user-friendly. Five stars!
Mr. Wholesome
ListenBook's focus on quality and user experience has made it my go-to app for audiobooks and educational content. ๐๐ Turn traffic into a literary escape โ this app's functionality keeps me engaged while I'm on the move. ๐๐ง Bookmarks are a fantastic tool for keeping track of important moments. They're a game-changer. The intuitive chapter navigation and quick access to controls make my audiobook experience seamless.
Tunez
I can finally tackle my reading list while stuck in traffic โ what a win! ListenBook's dedication to delivering a high-quality playback experience sets it apart from other apps.
EchoEnigma
The bookmark feature is a lifesaver โ no more losing my place in the story! ListenBook's interface is sleek and user-friendly, making navigation a breeze. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a fantastic way to spread the joy. ๐ฑ Carrying my favorite stories with me wherever I go โ this app is like a portable library in my pocket. ๐๐ The playback speed control is a game-changer. ListenBook lets me listen at my own pace.
Force
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats has made it my go-to app for all audio content. My long walks have turned into exciting adventures with this app.
Rook
ListenBook's dedication to providing a smooth and enjoyable listening experience is evident in every aspect of the app. ๐ผ Enhancing work-from-home productivity โ audiobooks make even the most routine tasks a delight. ๐ป๐ Audiobook magic at my fingertips! This app's comprehensive features, from statistics tracking to enhanced audio quality, enrich my reading. ๐โจ This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark featureโit saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend!
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience