Book description
TERRY PRATCHETT meets THE WITCHER in this pee-your-pants-laughing fantasy novel.Sure, you think you know the story of the fearsome red dragon, Dragonia. How it terrorized the village of Skendrick until a brave band of heroes answered the noble villagers' call for aid. How nothing could stop those courageous souls from facing down the beast. How they emerged victorious and laden with treasure.But, even in a world filled with epic adventures and tales of derring-do, where dragons, goblins, and unlicensed prestidigitators run amok, legendary heroes don't always know what they're doing. Sometimes, they're clueless. Sometimes, beleaguered townsfolk are more hapless than helpless. And orcs? They're not always assholes, and sometimes, they don't actually want to eat your children.Heloise the Bard, Erithea's most renowned storyteller, is here to set the record straight.See, it turns out adventuring isn't easy, and true heroism is as rare as an articulate villager. Having spent decades propagating this particular myth (which, incidentally, she wrote), she's finally able to tell the real story...for which she just so happened to have a front-row seat.Welcome to Erithea. I hope you brought a change of undergarments; things are going to get messy."Evoking the dry humor of Terry Pratchett and absurdist trope subversions of Monty Python...Gibson's story is clever, twisty, and bursting with sidesplittingly funny one-liners. Fantasy fans are guaranteed a laugh." - Publisher's Weekly"...if Gibson continues to put out work of this quality and high level of entertainment, will be a success story along the lines of Michael R. Fletcher, M.L. Spencer, or Rob J. Hayes." - Grimdark Magazine"I can't praise the story enough. If you want something light-hearted and fun to read that will zip by quickly, but still want to feel like you got the content you hoped for, this is definitely the book you should pick up." - The Inkslinger Book Reviews"Mr. Sean Gibson would be extremely fun to play Dungeons and Dragons with." - Verified Reviewer
Essex
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Slacker Cat
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Fast Draw
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Atomic Blastoid
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Switch
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Electric Player
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LoreLoomer
I'm blown away by the quality of narration on this app – it's like being in the story. The chapter navigation is a lifesaver. It makes finding my place so easy.
RealmRanger
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Pixie Soldier
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xFRST
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Natural Mess
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3D Waffle
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Jigsaw
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Murmur
ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch integration is a brilliant touch. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has elevated my listening experience. ListenBook's support for looping and shuffling playback adds versatility to my audiobook enjoyment. Bookmarks have become my study companion. I can easily revisit important passages in my audiobooks.
Most Wanted
With this app, reading is no longer a luxury – it's a convenient habit. The user-friendly interface and precise controls make listening to audiobooks an absolute delight.
Star Killer
I've been recommending this app to all my friends – it's a true game-changer. The download options are versatile, making it a breeze to get my favorite audiobooks on the go. The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Swedish Twizz
ListenBook has made my daily routines more vibrant and exciting with its immersive features. I'm hooked on this app's ability to turn any moment into a reading opportunity. ListenBook has redefined how I enjoy audiobooks. It's an essential tool for my literary pursuits. With support for various formats, I can finally listen to my diverse audiobook collection. Downloading over WiFi saves so much time. Very efficient.
Snow Cream
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Bad Bunny
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Wild Hair
Effortlessly enjoying audiobook journeys – this app's ease of use is a winner. Easy sharing with friends via AirDrop. Very convenient. The sleep timer is a lifesaver. I fall asleep listening to my books every night.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience