Book description
The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale. The Stench of Honolulu Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on! Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover an old treasure map. She might have been a witch, by the way. Our heroes soon embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu. There, they meet untold dangers, confront strange natives, kill and eat Turtle People, kill some other things and people, eat another thing, and discover the ruins of ancient civilizations. As our narrator says, "The ruins were impressive. But like so many civilizations, they forgot the rule that might have saved them: Don't let vines grow all over you."
Steel Solstice
ListenBook is a must-have for audiobook lovers. The auto-rewind feature ensures I never miss a word. The range of supported formats is astounding. No more compatibility issues! I love the ability to change the background color. Itβs a nice touch.
Tabasco Dracula
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Forger
I'm able to catch up on my reading list even during the busiest days. I'm hooked on this app's curated content β it's like having a personal librarian.
Lady Q
The bookmarking feature ensures I never lose my place in a book β so convenient! Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro adds a personalized touch to my audiobook experience. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to introduce them to captivating stories.
Shy Warrior
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a unique feature that adds a personal touch to my listening. ListenBook has made audiobook listening a personalized and enriching journey.
Die Slice
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Magenta
The Looping playback and Shuffle features on ListenBook help me customize my listening sessions to my liking. With this app, every moment is an opportunity to dive into a new story. ππ On-the-go listening has never been smoother β this app's functionality keeps me engaged during long commutes. ππ
Lady Killer
ListenBook's innovative features, from audio filters to statistics, make it a standout app. Looping playback helps me revise and memorize complex topics effectively. A study essential!
StormCake
Savoring audiobooks without fuss β this app's design is impressive. The statistics tracking feature is a gem. I'm surprised by how much time I spend on audiobooks! ListenBook has become my ultimate audiobook companion. It enhances every listening session. I love the ability to customize the skip buttons. Itβs so convenient.
Polar Bee
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Muzish
πΆββοΈπ Embracing audiobooks as my companions during leisurely walks β nature and narratives, a perfect match! πΆββοΈπ§ It was fine. The narrator did an adequate job but nothing about the performance particularly stood out to me. Got me through my commute though.
Wildcat Talent
This app's support for various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks without any hassle. I've never experienced such a smooth audiobook player. The playback is seamless. ListenBook has elevated my audiobook experience to new heights. It's a treasure trove of knowledge. ListenBook has become my gateway to new worlds, allowing me to explore stories, ideas, and knowledge. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Lumberyard
The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my audiobook collection. Adjusting playback speed has given me greater control over my audiobook experience. I can optimize my learning and enjoyment by customizing the pacing. The app is perfect for long flights. It keeps me entertained the whole time.
Gbbledgoodk
The narrator's voice in some audiobooks is so soothing, it's like a spa for the ears. I'm hooked on ListenBook's silky-smooth playback, making my audio sessions truly enjoyable. I'm hooked on this app's sleek design and seamless performance β it's a must-have for any reader. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is fascinating. I can alter the reader's voice to match my moodβwhat a creative addition! Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
ReiGnZ
Audiobook excellence made simple β this app's functionality is a true asset. ListenBookβs audio filters are great. The app provides a high-quality listening experience. The import process is seamless. I had no trouble adding my audiobooks. The app is so well-designed. Itβs clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
Venious
My child has also fallen in love with audiobooks, all thanks to the app's kid-friendly collection. ListenBook is the perfect blend of technology and art, turning audio into an unforgettable experience. π Embracing reading in the busiest of times β this app is my everyday escape! ππββοΈ Audiobooks on demand? Yes, please! With this app's diverse format support and easy downloads, my reading routine has reached new heights. ππ
Geneva Cuffs
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White Dragon
I can't believe I waited so long to start listening to audiobooks β this app has converted me! πΌ Making every minute count β this app's ease of use ensures I'm always making progress in my audiobook adventures. π±π
Starshine
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Fiend Oblivion
I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design and user-friendly interface. This app has transformed my daily commute into a captivating journey of knowledge and entertainment. Looping playback helps me retain knowledge from audiobooks effectively. It's an invaluable tool. Iβm blown away by how feature-rich ListenBook is. From the customizable themes to the car mode, everything is designed with the user in mind. The app works flawlessly, and Iβve had zero issues with crashes or bugs. Highly recommend!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience