Book description
Unlock the funniest, most impossible rescue mission in space opera history! Forget flawless heroes-The Worst Ship in the Fleet introduces Brad Mendoza, the galaxy's most self-aware idiot, whose accidental civilian casualty record got him exiled to the Persephone, the fleet's trash-can of a starship. But here's the magic: his "stupid" is lucky. And that's exactly what he needs when a four-times-larger enemy dreadnought closes in.
Why you'll love this audiobook? The narrator perfectly nails Brad's chaotic charm-his snarky internal monologue, his panic, that glorious "I'm doomed but also kinda hopeful" energy-making you laugh out loud while your heart races. Jessica Lin, his sharp and secretly haunted XO, adds layers of tension and wit that sing in audio. You'll feel the ship's creaking metal, hear the frantic bridge chatter, and practically smell the recycled air as Brad tries (and fails hilariously) to save his ship and the woman he's starting to trust.
This isn't just military sci-fi-it's a rollercoaster of heart-pounding action, unexpected twists, and humor that lands like a perfectly thrown wrench. You'll be hooked by the first ten minutes, yelling "NO!" at the villain's scheme, and grinning at Brad's accidental brilliance. The short, punchy chapters? Made for audiobook pacing. You'll devour it in one sitting, then immediately crave the next book in the Dumb Luck and Dead Heroes universe.
Stop scrolling. Stop waiting. This is the escape you didn't know you needed: a hilarious, high-stakes adventure where the "worst" crew might just be the galaxy's last hope. Grab The Worst Ship in the Fleet on audiobook now-your next obsession is already waiting to blast off. Don't just imagine the chaos; hear Brad's panic, Jessica's wit, and the whoosh of a starship dodging annihilation. Your ears (and your soul) will thank you.
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience