Book description
" There's a Hair in My Dirt! is hysterical . . . more entertaining than any science class I remember and the foreword by biologist Edward O. Wilson proves it's legit." -- Washington PostOnce upon a time in a place far away, lived a man named Gary Larson who used to draw cartoons. It was a cartoon that appeared for many years in daily newspapers and was loved by millions. (And was confusing to millions more.) But one day he stopped. He went into hiding. He made a couple short films. He threw sticks for his dogs. They threw some back.Gary was restless. He couldn't sleep nights. Something haunted him. Something that would return him to his roots in biology, drawing and dementia--a tale called There's a Hair in My Dirt! A Worm's Story.It begins a few inches underground, when a young worm, during a typical family dinner, discovers there's a hair in his plate of dirt. He becomes rather upset, not just about his tainted meal but about his entire miserable, wormy life. This, in turn, spurs his father to tell him a story--a story to inspire the children of invertebrates everywhere.And so Father Worm describes the saga of a fair young maiden and her adventuresome stroll through her favorite forest, a perambulator's paradise. It is a journey filled with mystery and magic. Or so she thinks.Written and illustrated in a children's storybook style, There's a Hair in My Dirt! A Worm's Story is a twisted take on the difference between our idealized view of Nature and the sometimes cold, hard reality of life for the birds and the bees and the worms (not to mention our own species).Told with his trademark off-kilter humor, this first original non--Far Side book is the unique work of a comic master.Now Larson can finally sleep at night. Question is, will you?
Easy Street
ListenBook has become an integral part of my daily routine. Its compatibility with Apple Watch and CarPlay makes it the ultimate companion for various activities. ListenBook has become my constant companion. It's like having a personal audiobook assistant.
Pepper Mouse
๐ Grooving to the rhythm of stories while tackling household chores โ a dance of productivity! ๐ถ๐ ๐ Adding a touch of magic to mundane tasks โ this app turns errands into epic quests! ๐๐ Library organization is simplified with ListenBook. It's easy to keep my audiobooks neat and tidy. ListenBook has changed the way I listen to audiobooks. The app is so easy to use. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Trash Pocky
I'm amazed at how this app's narrators bring characters and stories to life. I can't get enough of this app โ it's a true game-changer for book lovers. Audiobook excellence โ this app's design enhances my reading experience. Say hello to audiobook nirvana! This app's user-friendly design and comprehensive features have made my reading routine smoother than ever. ๐๐ Iโm so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Crash Override
Downloading over WiFi is super efficient. Saves a lot of time. I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend! A decent listen overall. The narration was clear, though some character voices sounded similar. The story was interesting but had moments where it dragged slightly. Still, it was a good way to pass the time. Perfect for both first-time listeners and audiobook veterans! The narrator's warm, inviting tone made this an incredibly comfortable listening experience. I particularly appreciated how well they handled dialogue - each character felt distinct without being cartoonish. The pacing kept me engaged throughout.
New York Mood
With ListenBook, I can explore new genres, learn new topics, and enjoy classic literature with ease. Navigating chapters is a breeze with ListenBook. It's a user-friendly and seamless experience.
Greek Rifle
Audiobooks have never been this accessible and enjoyable. This app's compatibility with various formats and its emphasis on user experience have made it an essential tool for me. ๐ฑ๐ The audio filters in ListenBook allow me to customize my listening experience. Speed up or slow down playbackโit's all up to me! ListenBook has transformed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is a game-changer! This audiobook performed its function without excelling. The narrator's delivery was straightforward and easy to follow, though lacking in dramatic flair. The recording quality was decent with only occasional minor inconsistencies in volume. An acceptable but forgettable listening experience.
Pockets
I'm rediscovering my favorite classics in a whole new way โ through audiobooks! ListenBook's versatile controls and playback options have made my study sessions more productive and enjoyable. An acceptable audiobook that met basic expectations. No complaints about quality but nothing remarkable either. Would listen to this narrator again but wouldn't seek them out.
Lady Petal
๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ This app's functionality makes every walk an adventure โ I'm immersed in stories as I explore the world around me. ๐๏ธ๐ Efficiency and ease combined โ this app is a must-have for book lovers. Audiobook joy made simple โ this app's ease of use is a game-changer.
NexusNavigator
The variety of narrators adds a unique touch to each book, making every experience special. ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch is seamless. I can now enjoy my favorite audiobooks during commutes and workouts.
Pecan Oblivion
The app is worth every penny. Itโs packed with features and works flawlessly. This was my first audiobook in this genre and I'm hooked! The performance brought the story to life in a way reading never could. Already downloaded another by the same narrator.
Mother Night
๐ Turning my phone into a portal of stories โ this app's ease of use is remarkable! ๐ฑ๐ซ Adjusting playback speed has given me greater control over my audiobook experience. I can optimize my learning and enjoyment by customizing the pacing. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length feature is fantastic.
Prometheus
No more hassle with converting files โ ListenBook supports a wide range of formats for a seamless listening experience. Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app is your new best friend. I'm amazed at how this app's features cater to audiobook enthusiasts' every need. Audiobooks have turned my quiet moments into imaginative journeys โ thank you, app!
Swedish Pixie
๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ง Walking and listening has never been this smooth โ this app's user-friendly interface makes it a breeze to enjoy my favorite stories. ๐๏ธ๐ The statistics feature is a fantastic addition โ knowing how much time I spend on audiobooks is eye-opening, and ListenBook makes tracking it a breeze. With ListenBook, I've rediscovered my love for audiobooks. The binaural audio processing is a game-changer for comfortable, fatigue-free listening. Tone adjustment is so cool. It's like customizing the reader's voice to my liking. Tone adjustment adds a new layer of personalization to my audiobook experience. It's like having the narrator tailor the voice to my preferences.
DZE
I've become the go-to storyteller at bedtime with the help of this magical app. Kudos to the developers for making this app iOS 16 optimized. It runs like a dream! Looping playback is a game-changer for my study sessions. It helps me absorb information more effectively. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is amazing. ListenBook is top-notch. A wonderful performance! The narrator captured the mood of the book perfectly, making it easy to visualize each scene. The audio quality was crisp, and the pacing kept me hooked from start to finish.
Mr. Fabulous
I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily routines more enjoyable and intellectually stimulating. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for clear dictaphone recordings. Adjusting the tone of the voice is genius. It's like having a customizable audiobook narrator. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureโitโs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Geneva Cuffs
I've found solace and relaxation in the pages of countless audiobooks. Unlocking a world of literary wonders โ this app's extensive format support and user-centric approach have rekindled my love for books. ๐ฑ๐ One of the best audiobooks Iโve heard! The story was compelling, and the narratorโs delivery added depth to every scene. I found myself looking for excuses to listen just a little longer. Will definitely revisit this one!
Pinball Wizard
I'm amazed by ListenBook's versatility in handling different formats โ it truly supports all my audio needs. ListenBookโs playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
Granola Dove
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction is a lifesaver. I can hear clearly even in noisy environments. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my audiobook library look organized and polished. Quick access to chapters and smooth playback. Excellent app! The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Cujo
An audiobook lover's dream come true. So many options, I'm in heaven! As an audiobook enthusiast, I'm in awe of ListenBook's advanced features. The ability to adjust the reader's voice tone is a unique and fun addition. ListenBook has redefined how I enjoy audiobooks. It's an essential tool for my literary pursuits. Beautiful design and intuitive interface. Very pleased. This app is perfect for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is sleek and modern, and the playback controls are super responsive. I also appreciate the cloud integration, which lets me access my books from anywhere. Great work!
RZRWRE
The Looping playback and Shuffle features on ListenBook help me customize my listening sessions to my liking. I love that ListenBook supports a wide range of formats, making my library diverse. I'm amazed by ListenBook's dedication to quality โ it's evident in every feature. ListenBook has enriched my life with a world of captivating stories and knowledge. It's not just an app; it's a portal to endless possibilities.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience