Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
MysticMingle
This app is a blessing for those with busy schedules โ it's like time travel through stories. The statistics tracking is a nice touch. ListenBook helps me keep track of my audiobook habits. I love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device.
Sun Washer
The diverse selection of audiobooks has made me fall in love with storytelling all over again. ListenBook's support for various audio formats makes it a versatile app for all kinds of audiobook enthusiasts. I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily activities more enjoyable and intellectually stimulating. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app.
Tangerine
I'm blown away by ListenBook's ability to maintain audio quality even for formats like FLAC and AWB. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made multitasking with audio content a breeze. ListenBook is a game-changer โ it plays a wide variety of formats without any conversion needed. The interface is so clean and clutter-free. Itโs a pleasure to use. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
Freesia
Audiobooks have made my workouts more enjoyable, and I'm seeing results! The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing. With ListenBook Pro, I can enjoy super long audiobooks. It's fantastic!
Doz Killer
The sleek design and easy navigation are visually pleasing and user-friendly. ListenBook is a game-changer โ it plays a wide variety of formats without any conversion needed. Discovering new literary worlds has never been this easy. This app's compatibility with various formats ensures that my audiobook library is at my fingertips. ๐๐ I'm impressed by the app's performance โ it's stable, fast, and tailored for audiobook enthusiasts. ListenBook has transformed my daily activities into opportunities for learning and enjoyment.
Chuckles
This app's user-friendly layout and quick access to controls have made audiobook listening a breeze. โญ๏ธ Kudos to the developers for creating an app that's both functional and user-friendly. I can navigate and enjoy my books effortlessly. ๐๐ I can finally listen to all my audiobooks seamlessly with ListenBook. The customizable playback controls and chapter navigation make it a breeze. Bookmarking my favorite parts of audiobooks is now a breeze. Love this feature!
Cosmic Presence
With this app, I've found a way to make long flights and road trips more enjoyable and enlightening. Supports a wide range of formats flawlessly. Very happy with it. The app is so well-designed. Itโs clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
Taffy Duchess
ListenBook's compatibility with different formats ensures I never have to worry about file conversions. Navigating through my audiobook library is a joy with this app's intuitive interface and easy controls. It's like having a personal reading companion at my side. ๐ฑ๐ Noise reduction feature is magic. Now I can listen to recordings even in noisy settings. The app is so responsive. It never lags or freezes.
Firefly Caramel
The ListenBook app is a fantastic companion for my long walks, helping me learn and explore at the same time. I'm hooked on this app's sleek design and seamless performance โ it's a must-have for any reader. Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a creative feature that adds a personal touch to the experience.
GuTzd
ListenBook's basic audio filters allow me to fine-tune the audio playback to suit my preferences. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a fantastic addition that enhances my audio experience. ListenBook's detailed statistics feature helps me keep track of my listening habits. It's amazing to see how much I've learned from all those audiobooks! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a true savior for immersive listening, even in busy surroundings. An absolutely stellar production from start to finish! The narrator's command of pacing and tone was masterful, knowing exactly when to speed up for excitement or slow down for dramatic effect. The audio quality was pristine with no distracting mouth sounds or uneven volume.
Spunky Comet
The sheer variety of genres available ensures there's something for everyone. ListenBook's comprehensive support for a wide range of audio formats sets it apart from other audiobook apps. Audiobooks on this app have turned my travels into explorations of new narratives. ๐ช Doubling the impact of my workouts โ exercising and exploring stories, all thanks to this app! ๐ช๐ง
Diamond Gamer
I'm grateful for ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats, making it a one-stop solution for audio content. With this app, every moment is an opportunity to dive into a new story. ListenBookโs bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book.
Whip Chu
No more carrying heavy books โ this app has transformed my reading habits. ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback options have made audiobook revisiting and studying a breeze. ListenBook Pro is worth every penny. The unlimited audiobook length is a dream come true. Supports artwork and metadata perfectly. My library looks great!
Toy Peep
๐ Long road trips? No problem โ this app keeps me entertained mile after mile! ๐๐ ๐ This app is a testament to thoughtful design โ its functionality seamlessly blends with my lifestyle, making reading effortless. ๐โจ Effortlessly switching between stories โ this app's ease of use is impressive. I can't thank this app enough for making my audiobook experience so effortless. From downloading to playback, it's a true companion for book lovers. ๐๐ซ I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Crazy Eights
ListenBookโs bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book. Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fineโgood narration, decent storyโbut it didnโt leave a lasting impression. If youโre looking for something low-commitment, this works.
Chicago Blackout
I can't thank the developers enough for constantly updating and improving the app. Unlimited length audiobooks with ListenBook Pro are a huge plus! The app is so well-designed. Itโs clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
Dr. Jam Man
The app's stability is impressive โ it runs smoothly without any glitches. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made my daily activities more seamless and convenient. A serviceable audiobook that met basic expectations. The narration was clear if somewhat unremarkable, and the production quality was standard without any noticeable technical issues. It kept me moderately engaged during workouts but didn't leave a lasting impression.
Riff Raff
With this app, I've turned my everyday moments into meaningful opportunities for growth and learning. Audiobooks on the go โ this app's design prioritizes convenience. My audiobook collection has never been more organized. Library management is a breeze. Adjusting playback speed has given me greater control over my audiobook experience. I can optimize my learning and enjoyment by customizing the pacing. Listening stats keep me motivated to read more. Great addition!
Trouble Mittens
I can't believe how much time I've saved thanks to this efficient app! ๐ก This app's convenience is a blessing โ I can squeeze in reading time between managing household tasks! ๐ฑ๐ฉโ๐ณ
QuestQuill
ListenBook's beautiful layout and quick access to chapters make every listening session a pleasure. ListenBook's commitment to providing a smooth and enjoyable listening experience is evident in every detail. This app has reignited my love for literature and made it a part of my everyday life. Effortlessly switching between stories โ this app's ease of use is impressive. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval add a professional touch to my audiobook library.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience