Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
ForumFlare
ListenBook's versatile controls and playback options have made my study sessions more productive and enjoyable. Finally, an app that turns my daily commute into an adventure through literature. π± Turning my phone into a portal of endless stories β this app is pure magic! πβ¨ Navigating audiobooks seamlessly β this app's design is top-notch. The sleep timer is a lifesaver. I fall asleep listening to my books every night.
Pixy Mox
ListenBook's dedication to providing an excellent user experience sets a new standard in audiobook apps. I'm amazed at how this app's features cater to audiobook enthusiasts' every need. βοΈ A round of applause for an app that prioritizes functionality β I can seamlessly switch between audiobooks and other tasks. ππ§ The app never crashes. Itβs reliable and stable.
Beetle King
Listening to audiobooks has made my daily commute more enjoyable and productive. I've found hidden gems in genres I never thought I'd be interested in. Thanks to ListenBook, I've rediscovered the joy of exploring my favorite content on multiple devices. I'm blown away by ListenBook's ability to play diverse formats flawlessly β it's a game-changer. Audiobooks made delightful β this app's usability is a breath of fresh air.
Grave Digger
I can't believe how seamless the integration with Apple Watch is. My workouts just got better. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a revelation. It elevates the audio quality, providing a clear and immersive listening experience that enhances my enjoyment. The app is perfect for long walks. It keeps me company the whole time.
Napoleonic Haze
ListenBook's compatibility with a wide array of audio formats makes it my ultimate audiobook companion. Bookmarks have become my study companion. I can easily revisit important passages in my audiobooks. I'm amazed by the app's compatibility with different audio formats. It's truly versatile.
Essex
Integration with Apple CarPlay has made long road trips so much more enjoyable. With ListenBook Pro, I can customize the tone of the sound to match my preferences β it's a fantastic touch. The intuitive interface and seamless navigation make this app a joy to use. ListenBook has transformed my daily routine into an opportunity to learn, relax, and enjoy. Packed with useful features. My favorite audiobook app!
HedgeH0g2
With ListenBook, I've found a reliable and enjoyable way to listen to audiobooks and expand my knowledge. ListenBook has turned my everyday moments into extraordinary journeys of imagination. This app's sleek design and effortless controls have made audiobook listening an immersive experience. Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app's elegant design and robust functionality make it a must-have for anyone who loves to listen on the go. π§π±
QuestQuill
ListenBook has transformed my daily activities into opportunities for personal growth. Book groups are a thoughtful addition. They help me keep related titles together for a seamless experience. Binaural audio processing really helps reduce fatigue.
Tough Nut
π Adding a touch of magic to mundane tasks β this app turns errands into epic quests! ππ ListenBook has become my go-to app for all audiobooks. Full of useful features.
MeeP
I've fallen in love with literature all over again, thanks to this incredible app. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a great way to spread the joy of storytelling with friends.
Buckshot
With this app, I've discovered a whole new way to enjoy literature. Tone adjustment adds a new layer of personalization to my audiobook experience. It's like having the narrator tailor the voice to my preferences. This audiobook was neither good nor bad - simply average. The narrator's delivery was professional but uninspired, and the recording quality was clean though not exceptional. It provided satisfactory entertainment without standing out from similar titles.
Glyph
Hands down, the best audiobook collection I've ever come across. It has everything I want to listen to. π Rekindling my love for reading β this app has reintroduced me to the joy of books in a whole new way. ππ₯ Listening stats feature keeps me motivated to read more. Love it! Noise reduction and tone changing enhance the listening experience. Love it! Listening stats feature keeps me on track with my audiobook goals. Love it!
Prone
My study sessions are more efficient than ever, thanks to the looping playback and bookmark features. ListenBook has made my daily commutes so much more enjoyable. I look forward to listening every day! The app is perfect for people with busy schedules. I can listen on the go.
Daffy Girl
The ability to download audio from network devices directly within ListenBook is incredibly convenient. This app has made my workouts and chores so much more enjoyable. ListenBook has completely elevated my audiobook experience. It's an integral part of my daily routine. The app's seamless integration with Apple Watch makes it my perfect workout companion.
Kamikaze Grandma
This app's user-friendly layout and quick access to controls have made audiobook listening a breeze. π Embracing reading in the digital age β this app makes accessing books a seamless and enjoyable experience. π±π ListenBook's sharing options make it easy to spread the joy of captivating stories with friends. Looping playback is my favorite study tool. It's a game-changer for mastering challenging content. With support for various audio formats, ListenBook ensures I can enjoy my favorite audiobooks without worries.
Lime
With ListenBook, I've found a reliable and enjoyable way to listen to audiobooks and expand my knowledge. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch is a game-changer for my on-the-go listening. The app is perfect for people with busy schedules. I can listen on the go.
Duke Electro
Tone adjustment is a thoughtful addition that adds a personal touch to the audiobook narration. It's like having a narrator tailor their voice to my preferences. ListenBook Pro is worth every penny. Unlimited audiobook length? Count me in! I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Alias Stick
ποΈ Basking in the sun while indulging in literary adventures β this app makes outdoor relaxation even better. βοΈπ The audio filters in ListenBook allow me to customize my listening experience. Speed up or slow down playbackβit's all up to me!
FrankenGrin
This app has made multitasking a breeze β I can listen while I work, cook, or exercise. Audiobook multitasking made easy β this app's functionality is top-notch. A functional audiobook production that met basic requirements. The narrator's voice was pleasant enough to listen to for extended periods, though their performance didn't add much interpretation to the text. The audio engineering was competent without being remarkable.
Morbid Sugar
This app has made reading a part of my lifestyle, no matter where I am. Audiobook lovers, rejoice! This app's functionality is a game-changer. Seamlessly switch between formats and enjoy a hassle-free reading experience. π±π§ ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a dream come true for those epic tales. It's like having a personal audiobook library in your pocket. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a revelation. It eliminates distractions and enhances the clarity of recordings, resulting in a more immersive experience.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience