Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Venom Petunia
Audiobooks have made my morning routine something to look forward to. I'm constantly amazed by the variety of genres β there's something for everyone. Efficiency meets audiobooks β this app's functionality is a true winner. Great for multitasking! I listened while cooking, driving, and even working out, and it kept me entertained the whole time. The narratorβs voice was pleasant, and the story flowed smoothly. Very enjoyable!
Pop Bee
The selection of classics is a treasure trove for literature enthusiasts. Navigating through my audiobook collection is a breeze β this app's intuitive interface and convenient controls have made my reading journey effortless. π±π Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks is a hassle-free process, regardless of the source. ListenBook is my trusted partner for all things audiobooks. It's reliable, intuitive, and user-friendly.
Miss Murder
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White Dragon
π Turning my phone into a portal of stories β this app's ease of use is remarkable! π±π« Looping playback has transformed my study sessions. It's an invaluable tool for retaining information.
Mental
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Upper D3ckR
ListenBook's extensive library and user-friendly interface have made it my go-to app. ListenBook has seamlessly integrated into my daily life, enhancing my workouts, commutes, and relaxation periods. It's an indispensable part of my routine. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a revelation. It elevates the audio quality, providing a clear and immersive listening experience that enhances my enjoyment.
Nessie Pork
This app has made me appreciate the art of storytelling even more. Absolutely love this app! It's made my daily commute so much more enjoyable. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length feature is fantastic. The app is so responsive. It never lags or freezes. This audiobook exceeded all my expectations! The narrator's ability to convey emotion through voice alone was remarkable. I laughed, I gasped, I might have even teared up at points - all because of the incredible vocal performance. The story came alive in a way reading alone couldn't achieve.
Winter Underdog
Audiobooks have become a source of inspiration and motivation, thanks to this app. Kudos to the developers for making this app iOS 16 optimized. It runs like a dream!
Count Eagle
No more straining my eyes β this app lets me 'read' with my ears! π‘ This app is a brilliant way to squeeze in reading time amidst my busy schedule! π±π©βπ³ Effortless audiobook exploration β this app's functionality is a true delight. Absolutely love this app! It's made my daily commute so much more enjoyable.
Sepukku
Audiobooks made delightful β this app's usability is a breath of fresh air. Binaural audio processing is amazing. Reduced my listening fatigue significantly.
Poptart AK47
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Heartbreaker
ListenBook's support for a variety of audio formats makes it a versatile and essential app for audiobook enthusiasts. ListenBook's user-friendly design and compatibility with different formats have made it my go-to app. ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. π§ Making housework more enjoyable β audiobooks turn mundane chores into moments of discovery. π§Ήπ I love the ability to change the background color. Itβs a nice touch.
Unseen
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Miss Murder
This app has transformed my screen time into valuable learning and entertainment. I'm addicted to this app's seamless integration with my daily activities. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand, transforming noisy environments into serene listening spaces.
SunnySnap
With ListenBook, I can enjoy a wide range of audiobook formats without any hassle, making my listening experience seamless. This app has added a touch of magic to my mundane moments β I'm forever grateful. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share stories and connect with friends.
Titanium Ladybug
βοΈ Loving the fact that I can learn and listen at the same time β multitasking made easy! π§ π§ CUE playlist support is a fantastic organizational feature. It keeps my audiobooks neatly arranged. Tone adjustment is a thoughtful addition that adds a personal touch to the audiobook narration. It's like having a narrator tailor their voice to my preferences. ListenBookβs playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches. One of the best audiobooks Iβve heard! The story was compelling, and the narratorβs delivery added depth to every scene. I found myself looking for excuses to listen just a little longer. Will definitely revisit this one!
Lady Peach
ListenBook's audio filters have given me the power to tailor my listening experience to my preferences. Packed with useful features. My favorite audiobook app!
White Dragon
Audiobooks have brought a new level of enjoyment to my daily workout routine. π Dancing to the rhythm of stories while I dance through house chores β pure joy! ππ The app's attention to detail is commendable. It's evident in every feature. ListenBook is more than just an app β it's a doorway to a world of knowledge and imagination.
InsightfulInk
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a treasure trove of knowledge and entertainment. The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits β so cool!
Doz
The minimalist interface and intuitive settings make for an amazing user experience. The audio filters in ListenBook allow me to customize my listening experience. Speed up or slow down playbackβit's all up to me! ListenBook has transformed my daily commute. I look forward to my journeys with this app by my side. Looping playback is a fantastic study tool. It helps me focus and retain information effectively.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience