Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
The Dude
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ZenaCake
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King Panther
I love that ListenBook supports a wide range of formats, making my library diverse. With this app, I've found a way to make my daily errands more enjoyable and intellectually stimulating. ListenBook's sharing options make it easy for me to connect with fellow audiobook enthusiasts. My audiobook collection has never looked better. Thank you, ListenBook! Adjusting the tone of the voice is a novel feature that allows for a personalized listening experience.
Goatee Shield
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Bones
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Spoiler
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Digital Goddess
I never thought I'd enjoy audiobooks as much as I do now β all thanks to this app. ListenBookβs bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book.
Bombay Shivers
I'm constantly amazed by the vast selection β there's always something new to discover. Looping playback is a study aid sent from heaven. It's helping me ace my exams! Automatic metadata extraction keeps my library organized. It's a time-saver!
Devil Chick
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a fantastic addition that enhances my audio experience. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while exercising. This app is perfect for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is sleek and modern, and the playback controls are super responsive. I also appreciate the cloud integration, which lets me access my books from anywhere. Great work!
CZR
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Lady In Red
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Canary Apple Red
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Lincoln Rider
This app's support for various formats and genres ensures that there's always something new to explore. ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats is impressive. From MP3 to FLAC, it handles them all flawlessly.
Sky Bully
Unlocking a world of literary wonders β this app's extensive format support and user-centric approach have rekindled my love for books. π±π Supports all my playlists and bookmarks. Very convenient.
Scare Stone
The captivating narrators make each story come alive in a unique way. Background play feature lets me multitask while enjoying a book β brilliant! ListenBook Pro takes my experience to the next level. Unlimited audiobook length, noise reduction, and voice tone adjustment? Count me in! Adjusting the tone of the voice is an innovative feature that sets this app apart. The app is so reliable. Iβve never had any issues with it.
Bug Blitz
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has elevated my listening experience. Bookmarks are a fantastic organizational tool. They help me keep track of important moments in my audiobooks. The app is so intuitive. I didnβt even need to read the instructions. The app is perfect for people with busy schedules. I can listen on the go. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Father Abbot
No more carrying heavy books β this app has transformed my reading habits. ListenBook has become my workout buddy. It keeps me entertained and motivated during exercise. I appreciate the statistics feature. ListenBook helps me track my listening habits.
Murmur
The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits β so cool! I can't get enough of this app's versatile features β from playback speed to bookmarking, it's all there. This app has become my go-to companion, making my daily routine more exciting and insightful. Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its smooth interface and thoughtful features have set the bar high for audiobook enjoyment. π±π Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to inspire others to read.
Midas
This app has become my loyal companion during travels and relaxation times. I love how this app seamlessly integrates into my busy schedule, making multitasking a breeze. Audiobooks anytime, anywhere β this app's functionality is a reader's delight. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my audiobook library look organized and polished. A functional audiobook. It kept me entertained, but I wasnβt blown away. The narratorβs performance was competent, though some emotional scenes fell a bit flat.
Electric Saturn
Listening to audiobooks with my kids has become a cherished bonding activity. With this app, my daily routines have become moments of intellectual exploration and personal growth. The app's performance is remarkable β it's fast, stable, and designed to cater to audiobook enthusiasts. It's a pleasure to use.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience