Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Murder Cherry
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Alley Fiend
The narrators on this app are truly talented β they bring characters to life. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a revelation. It enhances the audio quality and makes listening comfortable.
Pepper Prada
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K-9
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Sw00sh
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Old Felix
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Scrapple
I'm impressed by how much more I'm learning through audiobooks compared to traditional reading. Listening stats keep me motivated to read more. Great addition! ListenBookβs playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace. I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Are Ess Tee
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Dahlia Bumble
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Poptart AK47
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StorySculptor
ListenBook's beautiful layout and quick access to chapters make every listening session a pleasure. ListenBook is a must-have for audiobook lovers. The auto-rewind feature ensures I never miss a word.
Marshmallow Treat
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Alley Frog
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Subzero Taffy
Adjustable playback speed is a brilliant feature. It adds a layer of customization to my audiobook enjoyment. Noise reduction and voice tone changing are brilliant features. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections. This audiobook was neither good nor bad - simply average. The narrator's delivery was professional but uninspired, and the recording quality was clean though not exceptional. It provided satisfactory entertainment without standing out from similar titles.
Mr. Spy
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Prof. Screw
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NoiseFire
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Berlin Kamikaze
I've become a more empathetic listener thanks to the emotional depth of audiobooks. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study sessions. I can focus on challenging content. Supports extensive playlists and bookmarks. Very user-friendly. ListenBookβs support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily. An absolutely stellar production from start to finish! The narrator's command of pacing and tone was masterful, knowing exactly when to speed up for excitement or slow down for dramatic effect. The audio quality was pristine with no distracting mouth sounds or uneven volume.
Lincoln Rider
Audiobooks have become my preferred way to unwind β and this app is my partner in crime. This app has made my downtime so much more productive and enjoyable. The app is so easy to use. I was up and running in minutes.
Sleek Assassin
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience