Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Ship Whip
ListenBook's customizable audio filters allow me to personalize my listening experience – a fantastic feature. Effortlessly accessing my favorite audiobooks has become a reality, all thanks to this app's user-centric design and comprehensive format support. A must-download! 📱🎧 ListenBook is the best audiobook player I’ve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars! I’m so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Dance Bloom
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats means I can now enjoy all my favorite audiobooks in one place. This app's versatility and convenience have transformed my screen time into a productive reading journey. is a time-saver. It's convenient for accessing my content. The noise reduction feature in ListenBook Pro is a game-changer for enjoying clear recordings. The listening stats feature is awesome. I can track my audiobook habits effortlessly.
Deano
ListenBook's focus on quality and user experience has made it my go-to app for audiobooks and educational content. ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch has streamlined my multitasking. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. It’s a fun feature. Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fine—good narration, decent story—but it didn’t leave a lasting impression. If you’re looking for something low-commitment, this works.
Divine Bramble
This app has given me the joy of reading even when my hands are full. I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design and user-friendly interface. I'm hooked on this app's ability to make reading fit into every nook and cranny of my day.
S’more Vixen
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Pink C
I love how this app's chapters, bookmarks, and controls give me full control over my audiobook journey. Looping playback has transformed my study sessions. It's an invaluable tool for retaining information. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books at night.
Mercury Reborn
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DreamDasher
I'm in awe of how technology has enhanced my reading experience through this app. Easy sharing with friends via AirDrop. Very convenient.
Fuzzy Rainbow
The user-friendly interface and smooth navigation make this app a pleasure to use daily. The interface is sleek and modern. It’s a joy to use. This app is perfect for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is sleek and modern, and the playback controls are super responsive. I also appreciate the cloud integration, which lets me access my books from anywhere. Great work!
LoreLoomer
Listening to audiobooks has become a ritual, thanks to this incredible app. 💪 Flexing my reading muscles with this app's easy-to-use controls – I'm devouring books while managing my busy schedule. 💼📚 Solid performance overall though some character voices sounded too similar. I occasionally got confused about who was speaking in dialogue-heavy scenes.
Married Man
This app's convenience has made reading a priority in my busy schedule. Navigating audiobooks effortlessly – this app's functionality is commendable. ListenBook has breathed new life into my audiobook collection. I can't imagine using anything else. ListenBook’s audio filters are great. The app provides a high-quality listening experience.
MysticMingle
This app has rekindled my passion for storytelling in the most convenient way. I can't get enough of this app's convenience – it has turned my audiobook journey into a delightful habit.
Honey
The compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch sets ListenBook apart from the rest. Makes listening to audiobooks easy and enjoyable. Thank you, ListenBook! I love the statistics feature. It’s fun to see how much I’ve listened.
Red Delicious
This app has transformed my daily walks into insightful journeys of knowledge – talk about efficiency! ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like my personal audiobook oasis.
Mustard Centaur
💼 Workday blues? Not anymore – this app turns my office hours into reading time! 💻📖 I can't get enough of the smooth playback experience. It's like a symphony for my ears. ListenBook’s interface is clean and intuitive. It’s a joy to use. I’m so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
JK Friend
Audiobooks have brought a new level of enjoyment to my daily workout routine. The app's compatibility with CarPlay has made my road trips so much more enjoyable. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like having a library on my phone!
Howitzer Rise
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer for immersive listening in any environment. ListenBook’s playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
Palomino
I love how this app makes even the most mundane tasks exciting with audio stories. Looping playback is my favorite feature. It's perfect for revisiting complex content. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling with friends and family. It fosters connections and conversations. I love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device. An audiobook I’ll listen to again! The story was engaging, and the narrator’s performance made it even better. Some parts were so well-delivered that I replayed them just to hear the emotion again.
Tse Tse Guy
I've become a loyal fan of audiobooks, and this app is the reason why! ListenBook's library organization and book groups have made managing my audiobooks a breeze. Download options are abundant, from WiFi to iTunes. It's all about convenience with this app. Navigating through chapters is a breeze. It's like having a personal reading guide.
Devil Blade
🎉 My audiobook haven – this app is like a door to endless adventures and knowledge! 📚🔑 🎧 Immerse yourself in stories effortlessly – this app's functionality is the gateway to endless audiobook adventures. 📚🌟 CUE playlist support is a thoughtful feature that keeps my audiobook listening organized and enjoyable. Perfect for both first-time listeners and audiobook veterans! The narrator's warm, inviting tone made this an incredibly comfortable listening experience. I particularly appreciated how well they handled dialogue - each character felt distinct without being cartoonish. The pacing kept me engaged throughout.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience