Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Clover Rabbit
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Lady Peach
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Scarlet Mary
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Versace-Cat
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AxelRoad
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Trigger Warming
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Easy Mac
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Fast Draw
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MysticMingle
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Raggedy Ann
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Dredd
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Clover Dragon
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Eye Devil
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Mental
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Alley Cat
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Clang Glyph
With this app, I can seamlessly switch between audiobooks and real life. I love the ability to change the background color. Itβs a nice touch.
Sylvester Eye
ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a thoughtful touch I appreciate. With this app, audiobook listening has become an integral part of my daily routines β it's pure bliss. ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback options are essential for my audiobook enjoyment and study.
DreamWeaver
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Stud muffin
I'm exploring new genres and authors I wouldn't have considered otherwise. I've been able to explore different cultures and perspectives through a diverse range of books. The minimalist interface and intuitive settings make for an amazing user experience. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is impressive. It's like getting a clear, immersive listening experience.
Voodoo Cyclone
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience. Configurable auto-rewind is genius. No more confusion when I pause and resume. Elegant design and user-friendly interface. Love it!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience