Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Combo Saw
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Scrapple
No more straining my eyes to read β now I can simply immerse myself in storytelling. I've found solace in listening to audiobooks before bed β it's my form of meditation. ListenBook's user-friendly interface and intuitive controls make it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. This app has made reading a part of my lifestyle, no matter where I am. Finally, an app that supports all my audiobook formats! ListenBook is a game-changer.
QuestWeaver
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Bad Bond
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Are Ess Tee
The app's compatibility with various devices ensures I never miss a moment of my book. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app.
Jelly Momentum
CUE playlist support helps me organize my audiobooks efficiently. It's a great organizational tool. The app is perfect for people with busy schedules. I can listen on the go.
Microwave Chardonnay
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DreamDiver
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Glyph
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East Army
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Miss Fix It
ListenBook's support for a variety of download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. Unlocking a world of literary possibilities, this app's extensive compatibility and user-friendly controls have made audiobook enjoyment an everyday joy. π±π Finally, an app that caters to audiobook enthusiasts like me. The diverse format support and user-friendly design are a game-changer. π±π Auto-rewind feature is very useful. Excellent app!
Black Hole Necromancer
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Handsome
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Demand Chopper
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Lucky Martian
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GuTzd
π This app is a testament to thoughtful design β its functionality seamlessly blends with my lifestyle, making reading effortless. πβ¨ The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile.
LoreLoomer
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Boost Princess
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ThoughtTracer
I'm amazed at how this app seamlessly integrates into my life, enhancing every moment with stories. The app is very user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a breeze.
Microwave
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience