Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Miss Mustard
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EchoEnigma
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Flakes
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Eerie Mizzen
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Frenzy
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Hitch Frenzy
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Chasm Face
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German Coach
ListenBook has rekindled my love for learning, one audio experience at a time. ListenBook’s playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
Thrasher
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Wooden Man
With ListenBook, I can listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with maximum comfort and convenience. ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a true savior for immersive listening, even in busy surroundings. Elegant design and easy-to-use interface. Very happy with ListenBook. I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks and this narrator is now in my top 5. Their timing and inflection were masterful. Never a dull moment in the entire performance.
Pinball Wizard
This app's user-friendly design makes navigating through books a breeze. Looping playback is my secret weapon for language learning. It's revolutionized my approach.
Peanut Butter Woman
I've found solace and relaxation in the pages of countless audiobooks. The app's performance is unparalleled. It's like it's tailor-made for my device. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
Cross Thread
With ListenBook, I can finally enjoy my audiobooks without worrying about format compatibility. It handles everything! Bookmarks have become my study companion. I can easily revisit important passages in my audiobooks.
DreamWeaver
I can't get enough of this app's convenience and the endless possibilities it offers. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is an innovative way to make each audiobook unique. Looping playback is a brilliant study tool. Thanks to ListenBook, my learning has improved! Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fine—good narration, decent story—but it didn’t leave a lasting impression. If you’re looking for something low-commitment, this works.
Pixie Soldier
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Cricket
ListenBook has brought a whole new level of convenience and enjoyment to my audiobook experience. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a unique tool that adds a touch of creativity to my listening experience. The chapter navigation is a lifesaver. It makes finding my place so easy.
SkyGod
This app's convenience has turned me into an avid audiobook listener. ListenBook's sharing options make it easy for me to connect with fellow audiobook enthusiasts. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand that transforms even the noisiest environments into cozy listening spaces. The interface is sleek and modern. It's a pleasure to navigate and use the app.
Sandbox
ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch adds a new level of convenience to my audiobook journey. Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are excellent. The app is very user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a breeze.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience