Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
QuestWeaver
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Duchess
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ShadowDancer
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Truth
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Ship Whip
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ByteBard
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Nessie Pork
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Domino
is a time-saver. It's convenient for accessing my content. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
xSTORMx
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BuzzMouse
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Emerald Vine
I love how ListenBook caters to various formats, making it versatile and accommodating for all my audiobooks. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my recordings sound clearer than ever.
Boost
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Broomspun
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Uncle Buddy
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Moon Laser
The extensive audiobook collection for children is a blessing for my little ones. As a visually impaired person, this app has opened up a new world of stories for me. π Elevating everyday moments β this app adds an extra layer of magic to every aspect of my day. πβ¨ I can't believe how easy it is to download audio from various sources. So convenient! Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a game-changer. I can enjoy clear recordings.
Black Firefly
As a language learner, this app has been invaluable in improving my listening skills. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my audio content much more enjoyable in noisy environments. ListenBook has turned my daily routines into audiobook-driven journeys of imagination.
Darling Peacock
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Phoenix Tetra
ListenBook has become my constant companion, filling my days with captivating narratives. Solid performance overall though some character voices sounded too similar. I occasionally got confused about who was speaking in dialogue-heavy scenes.
Zesty Dragon
ListenBook's customizable audio filters allow me to personalize my listening experience β a fantastic feature. I'm addicted to this app β it's a non-stop journey through captivating tales. πͺ Boosting my productivity with this app's efficient multitasking features β audiobook enjoyment while I conquer my to-do list! πΌπ§ The app is perfect for multitaskers. I can listen while working out.
Moonflower
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has elevated my listening experience. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is impressive. My recordings sound crystal clear. The app's integration with CarPlay enhances my road trips with immersive audiobook journeys. The app is so reliable. Iβve never had any issues with it.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience