Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Pigeon Woman
The ease of downloading content via WiFi, WebDAV, and more has made ListenBook my audiobook hub. Thanks to this app, I can enjoy the world of literature without missing a beat in my fast-paced life. I can't believe how easy it is to download audio from various sources. So convenient! Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a creative feature that adds a personal touch to the experience. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has significantly improved the audio quality of my recordings.
Bat Magenta
The 'Continue Listening' feature ensures I never lose my place, no matter where I am. π Embracing reading in the digital age β this app makes accessing books a seamless and enjoyable experience. π±π
Bliss
ListenBook has become my constant companion, filling my days with captivating narratives. I'm hooked on this app's ability to turn any moment into a reading opportunity. This app's convenience has transformed my screen time into meaningful reading sessions. The app's compatibility with CarPlay has made my road trips so much more enjoyable. The app is so well-designed. Itβs clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
Energy
Being able to customize the listening duration is perfect for quick breaks. The convenience of switching between devices without losing my place is a lifesaver. πββοΈπ Running with purpose β audiobooks keep my mind engaged as I conquer my fitness goals. πββοΈπ§ The app's interface is so sleek and modern. It's a joy to use. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Impulse
Audiobooks have become my preferred way to unwind β and this app is my partner in crime. The app's versatility in downloading audio is impressive. It streamlines the process and saves time. ListenBook has become an essential part of my day, enhancing my commute and allowing me to enjoy audiobooks like never before. Iβve tried many audiobook players, and this one is by far the best. What a delightful listening experience! The narrator's timing was impeccable, knowing exactly when to pause for effect or let the words flow. Their character voices were distinct yet natural - no over-the-top accents or distracting vocal tics. The audio quality was consistently excellent.
Twisty Dew
Audiobook listening has never been this easy and convenient β it's like having a personal narrator. πΆπ Setting the mood with stories instead of songs β this app is my go-to playlist! π§π Quick access to chapters is a blessing. No more scrolling through endless content. With support for various formats, I can finally listen to my diverse audiobook collection.
Tall Honey
This app has rekindled my passion for storytelling in the most convenient way. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction makes sure that background distractions don't interfere with my listening.
Bowie
I'm discovering books I wouldn't have considered before, and my reading horizons are expanding. Streamlining audiobook enjoyment β this app's functionality is truly impressive. The app's attention to detail is commendable. It's evident in every feature. A reasonable choice for casual listening. The audiobook was well-produced, but the pacing felt uneven in places. I didnβt dislike it, but I also didnβt feel strongly about it one way or another.
Peanut Butter Woman
I can't believe how much more I'm able to read with the help of this app. I'm able to enjoy books in a whole new way β while cooking, working out, or even gardening. With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my downtime more enriching and meaningful. Tone adjustment is an innovative touch that adds a personal connection to the audiobook narration. It's like having a custom reading experience.
Wildcat Talent
π± Accessing my favorite stories has never been this straightforward β this app's functionality is a bookworm's dream come true. ππ« Effortlessly managing my audiobook library β this app's design is a triumph. The app is so versatile. It works with all my audiobook formats.
Miss Fix It
Sharing audiobooks with friends is a blast. AirDrop makes it seamless. Adjustable playback speed and volume control are top-notch.
Pocket Muzzie
This app has transformed my daily walks into exciting literary adventures. Audiobooks have never been this accessible β this app is a true innovation. I love how this app's user-friendly interface allows me to navigate through chapters and controls effortlessly.
Cardinal Rebel
This app's efficient downloading process ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks whenever and wherever. π± A world of books at my fingertips β this app's user-friendly design makes it a true reading companion. ππ± Audiobooks at my fingertips β this app's functionality is truly impressive. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a creative feature. It allows for a unique and personalized experience. Tone adjustment adds a personalized touch to the narration, making the audiobook experience even more immersive.
DollFaceKillah
This app is a true gift for book lovers β it's like having a personal library wherever I go. Audiobooks made easy β this app's functionality is truly a gift. As an audiobook enthusiast, this app is a dream come true. Its compatibility with various formats and easy navigation make it my ultimate reading companion. ππ§ ListenBook has become my trusted companion. It's my go-to app for expanding my knowledge and enjoyment.
Slacker Cat
I'm finally making progress on my reading goals, thanks to this app's convenience. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing.
Chip Queen
Audiobooks have made my commutes so much more enjoyable, and I'm always excited to listen. The minimalist interface and intuitive settings make for an amazing user experience. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a social audiophile's dream. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer. It enhances the clarity of recordings and makes my listening sessions more enjoyable. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to jump between sections.
Barbwire
ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is an innovative way to make each audiobook unique. The ability to adjust playback speed is a fantastic study aid. I'm absorbing information faster than ever. This is exactly what I look for in an audiobook! The narrator's pleasant voice and excellent diction made even complex passages easy to follow. I appreciated the subtle but effective use of pauses and emphasis that added depth to the listening experience. Finished it in record time because I couldn't stop listening. What a delightful listening experience! The narrator's timing was impeccable, knowing exactly when to pause for effect or let the words flow. Their character voices were distinct yet natural - no over-the-top accents or distracting vocal tics. The audio quality was consistently excellent.
Eerie
πͺ Juggling tasks while enjoying stories has never been easier β this app's functionality is a multitasking marvel. πΌπ ListenBook's versatility with various audio formats means I can enjoy audiobooks from multiple sources effortlessly. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my audiobook library look organized and visually appealing. Noise reduction and voice tone adjustment enhance the listening experience significantly.
Stud
This app's compatibility with various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks hassle-free. Gone are the days of struggling with formats. Thanks to this app, my audiobook journey is a breeze, and every tale is a tap away. Highly recommended! ππ§ Navigating chapters is a breeze with ListenBook. It's a user-friendly and seamless experience. This audiobook was neither good nor bad - simply average. The narrator's delivery was professional but uninspired, and the recording quality was clean though not exceptional. It provided satisfactory entertainment without standing out from similar titles. An acceptable audiobook that met basic expectations. No complaints about quality but nothing remarkable either. Would listen to this narrator again but wouldn't seek them out.
Napoleonic Haze
Audiobooks have become my preferred way to unwind β and this app is my partner in crime. I'm grateful for ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats, making it a one-stop solution for audio content.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience