Audiobook This Won't Help: Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable... by Eli Grober in the ListenBook app
Want to listen to the audiobook This Won't Help: Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable... written by Eli Grober
ListenBook is here to help!
In ListenBook you can listen This Won't Help: Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable... and any other audiobooks you download from the internet.
ListenBook is the easiest and most convenient app for listening to audiobooks
in MP3, MP4, OPUS, OGG, FLAC, AWB, M4B, M4A, WMA, AAC formats
on your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad!
Book description
"Guaranteed, nonstop laughs (and only some sobbing)."--Emma Allen, humor and cartoon editor for The New Yorker Part catharsis, part diagnosis, this uproarious collection from New Yorker and McSweeney's satirist Eli Grober navigates our modern maelstrom. Nothing in this book will help--but a few good laughs won't hurt. Probably. There's a lot going on, all the time. It may feel overwhelming. Don't worry. It will all be over soon. Until then, This Won't Help is here to guide you through the apocalypse--offering 100 modest proposals for how you, too, can bask in the End Times. With sharp, satirical essays, stories, correspondences, and more, humorist Eli Grober stares down a world raging with inaction, while corrupt politicians and the 1 percent maximize the profits of self-destruction. As if any of this will help! Enjoy ineffective think pieces such as . . . We Can Still Avoid Climate Catastrophe If We Act Before the End of This Sentence Never Mind Too Late How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment I Firmly Believe in Your Right to Vote, So Long as You're Voting for Me How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents' Money I'm Being Censored, and You Can Read, Hear, and See Me Talk About It in the News, on the Radio, and on TV Eli Grober's biting, Swiftian prose spares no one--not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (However, Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the absurdity, hypocrisy, and dysfunction that surround us. But probably not!
🛌 Bedtime stories for adults? Yes, please! This app is a dream come true. 🌙📚 I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
I'm amazed at how this app has brought back the joy of reading into my daily routine – thank you! CUE playlist support helps me organize my audiobooks efficiently. It's a great organizational tool. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to jump between sections.
Thanks to ListenBook, I'm now exploring different genres and formats I never thought I would. The tone adjustment feature is an exciting touch, allowing me to immerse myself even more in the content. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has significantly improved the audio quality of my recordings. ListenBook’s playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
Thanks to this app, listening to audiobooks has become a delightful habit. This app has turned my gym sessions into immersive storytelling experiences – time flies by! This app's convenience has transformed my screen time into meaningful reading sessions. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
I love how this app's user-friendly interface allows me to navigate through chapters and controls effortlessly. 🎉📚 Reigniting my passion for books – this app is my newfound reading obsession! 🔥🎧 Looping playback has revolutionized my language learning journey. I'm making rapid progress.
This app's convenience has made my downtime more rewarding and enriching. 🎉📚 This app has rekindled my love for books – I can't stop listening! 🚀🎧
With ListenBook, I can listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with the utmost comfort and convenience. I'm addicted to this app's ability to turn mundane moments into opportunities for intellectual growth. 📱 An entire library at my fingertips – this app is a book lover's dream come true! 📚🌟 🚶♀️🎧 Enjoying the great outdoors while immersing myself in fantastic tales – walking never felt this magical! 🏞️📚 Elevating my reading experience to a whole new level, this app's user-friendly interface and easy navigation have me hooked. Audiobooks have never been this enjoyable! 📱🔊
With ListenBook, I can now enjoy my favorite audiobooks and speeches with the utmost comfort and convenience. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a unique and fun feature. I can customize the narration to my liking. Finally, an app that handles all my audiobook formats effortlessly. ListenBook is a must-have!
As a language enthusiast, this app has been a fantastic tool for learning new languages. The adjustable playback speed feature is a true innovation. It adds a personalized touch to my listening.
This app has transformed my daily walks into exciting literary adventures. Finally, an app that turns my daily commute into an adventure through literature. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro adds a personal touch to my experience. Audiobook multitasking simplified – this app's functionality is a triumph.
ListenBook's support for a variety of download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. With this app, my audiobook library is organized and accessible, making my reading journey effortless. With this app, audiobook listening has become a seamless and enjoyable part of my everyday life. 🎉📚 Rekindling my passion for books – this app has sparked a reading revolution in my daily life! 🔥📖 Looping playback is my favorite study tool. It's a game-changer for mastering challenging content.
Frequent updates ensure there's always something new and exciting to listen to. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch integration ensures that I can enjoy my content wherever I go. Audiobook joy made simple – this app's ease of use is commendable. The book groups feature is a thoughtful addition. It helps me keep my series and related titles together. The statistics tracking is a nice touch. ListenBook helps me keep track of my audiobook habits.
🚗📖 Transforming traffic jams into opportunities for literary exploration – this app keeps me engaged on the road! 🚗🎧 📚 Accessing my favorite authors and genres is a breeze with this app's user-friendly functionality. 📱🎧
ListenBook has brought the joy of audiobooks back into my life in a whole new way. Audiobooks have never been this accessible and enjoyable. This app's compatibility with various formats and its emphasis on user experience have made it an essential tool for me. 📱🔊
Being able to download audiobooks for offline listening is a game-changer. This app's features, from bookmarking to customizable playback speed, are fantastic. ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch has streamlined my multitasking. ListenBook’s interface is clean and intuitive. It’s a joy to use.
This app's sleek design and intuitive navigation have made audiobook listening a seamless experience. ListenBook's user-friendly interface and powerful features have rekindled my love for audiobooks. The audio filters and precise controls are fantastic! Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a fun and convenient way to share the magic of storytelling with friends and family, sparking meaningful discussions. Navigating through chapters is a breeze. It's like having a personal reading guide. The interface is sleek and modern. It's a pleasure to navigate and use the app.
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and intuitive controls make it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. This app has broadened my literary horizons, introducing me to new authors. Bookmarks are a lifesaver for audiobook lovers. They help me keep track of important moments. Noise reduction in ListenBook Pro ensures crystal-clear playback even in noisy environments. Flawless support for various audio formats. Very happy with it.
This app has made waiting in lines and queues an opportunity for exploration and enjoyment. 🌟 Elevating everyday moments – this app adds an extra layer of magic to every aspect of my day. 📚✨ ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. It's my go-to app for literary adventures. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
I'd love to see more classic titles, but the current selection is already fantastic. I'm amazed by ListenBook's versatility in handling different formats – it truly supports all my audio needs. I'm hooked on this app's intuitive features – from chapters to playback controls. ListenBook has made my daily commutes enjoyable. No more boredom! I'm blown away by the silky-smooth playback, even for high-quality formats like FLAC. Top-notch performance!
The range of audio formats supported is incredible. No need to worry about file conversion. ListenBook has become my go-to workout companion. It keeps me motivated and entertained. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like having a library on my phone!
Trusted by over 100,000 users across the globe
What is ListenBook?
Why ListenBook?
How does it work?
1
Download audiobooks from any site in any of the supported formats.
2
Add audiobooks to the app using any of the many download methods available.
3
Listen to audiobooks by controlling playback from your phone, headphones, Apple Watch or CarPlay.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
App for those who love audiobooks
ListenBook has the features you need no matter what you are listening to
Listening to fiction
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Listening to audio lectures
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience
Every day, thousands of people download ListenBook to listen to audiobooks.
Now it's your turn to listen to audiobooks without distraction!
