Book description
"Guaranteed, nonstop laughs (and only some sobbing)."--Emma Allen, humor and cartoon editor for The New Yorker Part catharsis, part diagnosis, this uproarious collection from New Yorker and McSweeney's satirist Eli Grober navigates our modern maelstrom. Nothing in this book will help--but a few good laughs won't hurt. Probably. There's a lot going on, all the time. It may feel overwhelming. Don't worry. It will all be over soon. Until then, This Won't Help is here to guide you through the apocalypse--offering 100 modest proposals for how you, too, can bask in the End Times. With sharp, satirical essays, stories, correspondences, and more, humorist Eli Grober stares down a world raging with inaction, while corrupt politicians and the 1 percent maximize the profits of self-destruction. As if any of this will help! Enjoy ineffective think pieces such as . . . We Can Still Avoid Climate Catastrophe If We Act Before the End of This Sentence Never Mind Too Late How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment I Firmly Believe in Your Right to Vote, So Long as You're Voting for Me How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents' Money I'm Being Censored, and You Can Read, Hear, and See Me Talk About It in the News, on the Radio, and on TV Eli Grober's biting, Swiftian prose spares no one--not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (However, Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the absurdity, hypocrisy, and dysfunction that surround us. But probably not!
Drift
ListenBook's innovative features, from audio filters to statistics, make it a standout app. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is such a fun way to spread joy.
Zero Charisma
π Making each day a new chapter β this app keeps me hooked from morning to night! ππ Tone adjustment is such an innovative feature. It adds a personal touch to narration. ListenBook's attention to detail is commendable. Every aspect of the app is well-crafted.
Acetic Princess
With ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has become hassle-free, thanks to the various download options. Binaural audio processing is a game-changer β my ears stay comfortable during long listening sessions. Adjusting the tone of the voice is an innovative feature that allows for a personalized listening experience.
Sweetness
The customer support team is responsive and always ready to assist. πΆπ Replacing tunes with stories β my house is alive with the sound of narration! π§π πΆ Swapping background music for the soothing voices of narrators β audiobooks have become my soundtrack for daily life. π΅π Finally, an app that supports a wide range of audio formats! It's a must-have for audiobook enthusiasts. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Overrun
ListenBook's configurable auto-rewind after interruptions is a smart addition that keeps me on track. π This app has ignited my passion for reading β I can't get enough of its convenience! ππ₯
QuestQuill
This app has made my downtime so much more productive and enjoyable. CUE playlist support helps me organize my audiobooks efficiently. It's a great organizational tool.
Third Moon
This app has rekindled my passion for literature in a whole new way. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a dream come true for those epic tales. It's like having a personal audiobook library in your pocket. Not bad, but not amazing either. The narratorβs voice was pleasant, though some parts felt a bit rushed. The story had its moments, but I wouldnβt necessarily recommend it over similar titles in the genre.
Hobo Samurai
Finally, a way to enjoy literature on the go without straining my eyes. I've been able to tackle my reading list like never before, thanks to this app. With ListenBook, I can listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with the utmost comfort and convenience. Controls are intuitive and user-friendly, making my audiobook experience seamless.
Slint FUBAR
Listening to audiobooks has become a ritual, thanks to this incredible app. This app has made my commutes and long drives a source of joy and learning. The ability to adjust playback speed is a fantastic study aid. I'm absorbing information faster than ever. I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks, and this one stands out for its professional quality. The narrator struck the ideal balance between dramatic interpretation and letting the text speak for itself. The audio engineering was superb with consistent volume levels and crystal-clear recording.
Dr. Cocktail
This app's convenience has turned me into an avid audiobook listener. I'm amazed at how this app has made reading a seamless part of my life. No more fussing with synchronization β this app just gets it done! Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a fun way to personalize the listening experience.
Kill Switch
I've become a more empathetic listener thanks to the emotional depth of audiobooks. ποΈ Grocery shopping has taken an exciting turn β I'm on a mission to explore new worlds through audiobooks! ππ Excellent support for various audio formats. Very satisfied. Perfect for my daily walks. The story was engaging enough to keep me motivated to exercise but not so complex that I got lost in thought. Great production quality too.
Saturn Extreme
ListenBook's dedication to delivering a high-quality playback experience sets it apart from other apps. This app has enriched my daily routine and added a touch of intellectual stimulation. Audiobooks on this app have expanded my horizons and introduced me to new ideas. With this app, audiobook listening has become an integral part of my daily routines β it's pure bliss. π‘ Nurturing my curiosity with audiobooks β this app adds a touch of wonder to my daily routines. π±π
Insane SweepKick
The variety of narrators adds a unique touch to each book, making every experience special. The drag-and-drop download feature on ListenBook is incredibly convenient β no more complicated processes. I can't imagine my life without this app β it's my daily dose of literature. Audiobooks made easy β this app's functionality is truly a gift. This audiobook was a fantastic listen! The narrator's voice was clear and engaging, making it easy to follow along. The pacing was just rightβnot too fast, not too slow. Perfect for long commutes or relaxing at home. Highly recommend!
Flint
The family subscription option is a money-saver β everyone gets to enjoy their favorite books. Every moment is a chance to explore new stories with this app. Its intuitive features and compatibility ensure my audiobook journey is seamless. ππ§ Tone adjustment adds a new layer of personalization to my audiobook experience. It's like having the narrator tailor the voice to my preferences.
TrixiePhany
This app's user-friendly design makes navigating through books a breeze. π Unveiling the joy of reading once again β this app is my gateway to literary wonders! ππ πΌ Balancing responsibilities with relaxation β audiobooks make even mundane tasks feel like an escape. π»π The equalizer is a great addition. It really enhances the audio quality. The app is so well-designed. Itβs clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
Gas Man
This app has turned my gym sessions into immersive storytelling experiences β time flies by! With ListenBook, I've rediscovered my love for audiobooks. The binaural audio processing is a game-changer for comfortable, fatigue-free listening.
DollFaceKillah
The family subscription option is a money-saver β everyone gets to enjoy their favorite books. Supports extensive playlists and bookmarks. Very user-friendly.
Combo Saw
π Grooving to the rhythm of stories while tackling household chores β a dance of productivity! πΆπ Bookmarks are a lifesaver for audiobook lovers. They help me keep track of important moments.
Crash Override
I love that ListenBook supports a wide range of formats, making my library diverse. This app's customizable features, like playback speed and bookmarks, have transformed my experience. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fantastic way to introduce them to captivating stories.
Thrasher
I never thought I'd enjoy audiobooks as much as I do now β all thanks to this app. ListenBook's versatility with various audio formats means I can enjoy audiobooks from multiple sources effortlessly.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience