Book description
"Guaranteed, nonstop laughs (and only some sobbing)."--Emma Allen, humor and cartoon editor for The New Yorker Part catharsis, part diagnosis, this uproarious collection from New Yorker and McSweeney's satirist Eli Grober navigates our modern maelstrom. Nothing in this book will help--but a few good laughs won't hurt. Probably. There's a lot going on, all the time. It may feel overwhelming. Don't worry. It will all be over soon. Until then, This Won't Help is here to guide you through the apocalypse--offering 100 modest proposals for how you, too, can bask in the End Times. With sharp, satirical essays, stories, correspondences, and more, humorist Eli Grober stares down a world raging with inaction, while corrupt politicians and the 1 percent maximize the profits of self-destruction. As if any of this will help! Enjoy ineffective think pieces such as . . . We Can Still Avoid Climate Catastrophe If We Act Before the End of This Sentence Never Mind Too Late How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment I Firmly Believe in Your Right to Vote, So Long as You're Voting for Me How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents' Money I'm Being Censored, and You Can Read, Hear, and See Me Talk About It in the News, on the Radio, and on TV Eli Grober's biting, Swiftian prose spares no one--not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (However, Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the absurdity, hypocrisy, and dysfunction that surround us. But probably not!
Roller Girl
ListenBook has turned my everyday moments into extraordinary journeys of imagination. With this app, I've turned my everyday moments into meaningful opportunities for growth and learning. πββοΈπ Combining exercise and exploration β audiobooks make my runs more exciting! πββοΈπ§ Effortlessly enjoying audiobook journeys β this app's ease of use is a delight. Noise reduction and voice tone adjustment enhance the listening experience significantly.
Bambi Wings
The statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption β a fantastic way to measure my progress. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch integration ensures that I can enjoy my content wherever I go. I'm amazed at how this app's features cater to audiobook enthusiasts' every need. I'm blown away by the attention to detail in every aspect of this app. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer for improving audio quality and clarity.
Emerald Goddess
With this app, I'm rediscovering the joy of reading in the most convenient way. πͺ Achieving double wins β workouts become invigorating with stories to fuel my motivation! πͺπ§ π§ββοΈβ Savoring moments of tranquility with a cup of tea and captivating tales! π΅π An average audiobook experience. Nothing was wrong with itβthe narration was fine, and the story was okayβbut nothing particularly stood out. It served its purpose as entertainment during my commute. The perfect balance between dramatic reading and natural storytelling. Felt like a friend telling me an amazing story rather than someone just reading words.
Round Kick Boomer
Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my audiobook library look organized and visually appealing. The interface is beautiful and functional. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks.
Miss Fix It
This app has transformed my long flights into productive and enjoyable experiences. ListenBook's commitment to providing a high-quality audiobook experience is truly commendable. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a boon for those who enjoy deep dives into lengthy narratives. Binaural audio processing is a game-changer β my ears stay comfortable during long listening sessions. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Cereal Killer
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and intuitive controls make it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. π Ironing has become a joy with audiobooks β wrinkles are no match for these captivating stories! ππ§ ποΈ The app's functionality is a true work of art β it enhances the audiobook experience and brings stories to life. ππ¨ Unlocking a world of literary wonders β this app's extensive format support and user-centric approach have rekindled my love for books. π±π
Despair
With this app, reading is no longer a luxury β it's a convenient habit. Sharing audiobooks with friends is a blast. AirDrop makes it seamless. Adjustable playback speed is my secret weapon for covering more material in less time. A productivity boost! I love the ability to change the background color. Itβs a nice touch.
Sweet Manhattan
I can't believe how much I've learned and enjoyed through this app's audiobooks. ListenBook's commitment to a seamless user experience is evident in its sleek design and intuitive controls.
IdeaAlchemy
ListenBook has given me the gift of time β turning daily tasks into moments of inspiration. Effortlessly enjoying audiobooks on the go β kudos to this app's functionality. Audiobook enjoyment has become an integral part of my routine, thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. A must-have! ππ± Say goodbye to monotony β this app's diverse format compatibility and intuitive controls have turned every moment into a thrilling audiobook experience. π±π Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a great way to spread the joy of storytelling with friends.
Freaky Ratbuster
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch has made my listening experience even more seamless. No more converting files β this app effortlessly handles various formats, saving me time and effort. Tone adjustment is a brilliant addition that lets me personalize the narration to my liking. It adds an extra layer of connection to the audiobooks.
Papa Smurf
The layout is not only beautiful but also intuitive. Controls are easy to access. A reasonable choice for casual listening. The audiobook was well-produced, but the pacing felt uneven in places. I didnβt dislike it, but I also didnβt feel strongly about it one way or another.
Sweet Bacon
I'm amazed at how immersive the experience is β it's like being inside the story. The statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption β a fantastic way to measure my progress. π Long road trips? No problem β this app keeps me entertained mile after mile! ππ πΆ Forget background music, I've got enchanting stories to accompany my chores! π΅π ListenBook has become an essential part of my day, enhancing my commute and allowing me to enjoy audiobooks like never before.
MindfulMingle
This app's seamless integration with CarPlay and other devices has revolutionized my audiobook experience. π An app that turns house chores into exciting adventures β count me in! π§Ήπ I'm blown away by the silky-smooth playback, even for high-quality formats like FLAC. Top-notch performance! The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while exercising.
Sugar Apple
Playback speed and volume controls are fantastic. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
MysticMingle
This app has turned my long walks into delightful literary adventures. I'm blown away by the range of non-fiction audiobooks available β so much to learn!
Ozzie Treat
πΆ Forget background music, I've got enchanting stories to accompany my chores! π΅π ππ On-the-go listening has never been smoother β this app's functionality keeps me engaged during long commutes. ππ Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its smooth interface and thoughtful features redefine audiobook joy. π±π ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch is seamless. I can now enjoy my favorite audiobooks during commutes and workouts. The app is so easy to use. I was up and running in minutes.
Joker's Grin
ListenBook's features make it the ultimate audio companion for any audiobook enthusiast. ListenBook's dedication to excellence shines through in its performance and features. This app has turned my mundane tasks into exciting opportunities for reading. Download options are plenty β I can get my audiobooks from various sources hassle-free.
Shivers
Seamless audiobook integration β this app's design is remarkable. Kudos to ListenBook for the intuitive design and easy-to-use controls. It's evident that they've put a lot of thought into user experience. ListenBook Pro is worth every penny. Unlimited audiobook length? Count me in! The app is so reliable. Iβve never had any issues with it.
Saturn Extreme
ListenBook has made managing and enjoying audiobooks, lectures, and speeches effortless and enjoyable. ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats is impressive. From MP3 to FLAC, it handles them all flawlessly. ListenBook's attention to detail in design and functionality sets it apart from other audiobook apps. Bookmarking favorite parts of audiobooks is a breeze. It's like having a personalized study guide. I can't get enough of the smooth playback experience. It's like a symphony for my ears.
Sienna Princess
This app has turned my daily commute into a source of inspiration and entertainment. I'm rediscovering my love for literature through this app β it's revitalizing. This app is like having a personal library with me wherever I go. Audiobook enjoyment without the hassle β this app's design is a win.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience