Book description
"Guaranteed, nonstop laughs (and only some sobbing)."--Emma Allen, humor and cartoon editor for The New Yorker Part catharsis, part diagnosis, this uproarious collection from New Yorker and McSweeney's satirist Eli Grober navigates our modern maelstrom. Nothing in this book will help--but a few good laughs won't hurt. Probably. There's a lot going on, all the time. It may feel overwhelming. Don't worry. It will all be over soon. Until then, This Won't Help is here to guide you through the apocalypse--offering 100 modest proposals for how you, too, can bask in the End Times. With sharp, satirical essays, stories, correspondences, and more, humorist Eli Grober stares down a world raging with inaction, while corrupt politicians and the 1 percent maximize the profits of self-destruction. As if any of this will help! Enjoy ineffective think pieces such as . . . We Can Still Avoid Climate Catastrophe If We Act Before the End of This Sentence Never Mind Too Late How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment I Firmly Believe in Your Right to Vote, So Long as You're Voting for Me How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents' Money I'm Being Censored, and You Can Read, Hear, and See Me Talk About It in the News, on the Radio, and on TV Eli Grober's biting, Swiftian prose spares no one--not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (However, Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the absurdity, hypocrisy, and dysfunction that surround us. But probably not!
Beetle King
I can't get enough of the celebrity narrators – they add a unique charm to each book. The layout of ListenBook is so beautiful and user-friendly, making it a pleasure to use.
Mt. Indiana
With ListenBook, I can listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with the utmost comfort and convenience. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a unique and fun feature. I can customize the narration to my liking. High-quality playback even with complex formats like FLAC. Impressive! The statistics tracking is a nice touch. ListenBook helps me keep track of my audiobook habits. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time.
Gro
The narrator's voice in some audiobooks is so soothing, it's like a spa for the ears. ListenBook's support for various download methods and audio formats ensures that I always have access to my favorite content. I'm grateful for ListenBook's seamless compatibility with a variety of formats – it's a true lifesaver. Seamless audiobook integration – this app's functionality is truly remarkable. The audio filters to adjust playback speed and volume are a fantastic addition for customizing my experience.
Toy Peep
I can't imagine my life without this app – it's my constant source of books. Bookmarks are a must-have for any audiobook lover. They help me stay organized and engaged. Good for background listening. I didn’t get fully immersed, but it was pleasant enough to have on while doing chores. The narrator’s voice was easy to listen to, even if the delivery lacked some energy.
Bourbon Mirage
I can't believe I waited so long to start listening to audiobooks – this app has converted me! This app's ease of use has made reading more accessible and enjoyable than ever before. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature elevates my listening experience, allowing me to focus on the content.
High Heel Goddess
I'm in awe of this app's ability to make reading so accessible and convenient. ListenBook's player features are incredibly helpful. Chapters and bookmarks make navigation easy. Beautiful layout and easy access to chapters. Really impressed with ListenBook. Downloading over WiFi is super efficient. Saves a lot of time. I love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device.
Double Eerie
Audiobooks have become my companions during daily chores, making them enjoyable. The app's ability to handle various audio formats is impressive. No more file conversions! The app is perfect for people who love to multitask. I can listen while cooking.
Manly Reno
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a treasure trove of knowledge and entertainment. With ListenBook, my iPhone and iPad have become a gateway to a world of captivating stories. 🏡 Cleaning the house with an audiobook in the background – talk about productivity! 🧼📖 Noise reduction in ListenBook Pro ensures crystal-clear playback even in noisy environments. I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend!
Gold Bentley
The controls on ListenBook are intuitive and user-friendly, making it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. ListenBook's intuitive design and thoughtful features have made my audiobook experience delightful.
Lord Theus
This app's customizable features, from playback speed to filters, are fantastic. I can't imagine my audio routine without ListenBook's seamless and user-friendly design.
Shwatson
Finally, an app that turns my daily commute into an adventure through literature. 👩🍳 Turning cooking sessions into culinary adventures, complete with intriguing tales! 🍳🎧 ListenBook’s playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
StarStrider
I love that I can enjoy audiobooks while cooking elaborate meals in the kitchen. This app is a game-changer for anyone who's always on the go – it's like carrying a library in my pocket. With ListenBook, I've rediscovered my love for audiobooks. The binaural audio processing is a game-changer for comfortable, fatigue-free listening. Automatic metadata retrieval is a neat touch. My library is well-organized.
Muzish
I can't imagine my audiobook routine without ListenBook's intuitive and user-friendly design. Tone adjustment is an innovative touch that adds a personal connection to the audiobook narration. It's like having a custom reading experience. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time. A perfectly acceptable audiobook that fulfilled its purpose. The narration was competent if not particularly memorable, and the production quality was standard for the genre. It served as decent background entertainment during mundane tasks.
Show Boat
I'm hooked on this app's seamless performance – it's like having a personal audiobook curator. Audiobook immersion simplified – this app's ease of use is a true asset. Seamless audiobook integration – this app's functionality is a true gem.
Cosmic Presence
ListenBook's library organization and Book Groups feature make it easy to keep my audiobooks organized and accessible. With ListenBook, I can listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with the utmost comfort and convenience. The narrators' voices on this app are so soothing – it's my relaxation therapy. With this app, I can switch seamlessly between my iPhone and iPad, making my reading experience continuous. Auto-rewind feature is extremely helpful. Great functionality.
CuriousCoder
🛌 Indulging in soothing bedtime stories – this app is my nightly retreat into imagination. 🌙📚 Looping playback helps me retain knowledge from audiobooks effectively. It's an invaluable tool. Binaural audio processing really works. Less fatigue during long listening sessions.
RiddleRover
I'm amazed by the variety of genres available – there's something for everyone. With this app, I've turned my everyday moments into meaningful opportunities for growth and learning. Finally, an app that caters to audiobook enthusiasts like me. The diverse format support and user-friendly design are a game-changer. 📱🔊 ListenBook’s interface is beautiful and functional. It’s my favorite app for audiobooks. ListenBook has completely transformed how I enjoy audiobooks. The chapter navigation is seamless, and the statistics feature is a fun way to track my listening progress. The app is stable, fast, and incredibly user-friendly. Five stars!
Tacklebox
This app's compatibility with various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks hassle-free. ListenBook has elevated my audiobook experience to new heights. It's a treasure trove of knowledge.
Pinball Wizard
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a fantastic way to spread the joy. The range of supported formats is impressive. No more converting files! A reasonable choice for casual listening. The audiobook was well-produced, but the pacing felt uneven in places. I didn’t dislike it, but I also didn’t feel strongly about it one way or another.
Whip Chu
ListenBook's multiple ways to download audio, including from the internet, are a game-changer. ListenBook’s interface is clean and intuitive. It’s a joy to use. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience