Book description
"Guaranteed, nonstop laughs (and only some sobbing)."--Emma Allen, humor and cartoon editor for The New Yorker Part catharsis, part diagnosis, this uproarious collection from New Yorker and McSweeney's satirist Eli Grober navigates our modern maelstrom. Nothing in this book will help--but a few good laughs won't hurt. Probably. There's a lot going on, all the time. It may feel overwhelming. Don't worry. It will all be over soon. Until then, This Won't Help is here to guide you through the apocalypse--offering 100 modest proposals for how you, too, can bask in the End Times. With sharp, satirical essays, stories, correspondences, and more, humorist Eli Grober stares down a world raging with inaction, while corrupt politicians and the 1 percent maximize the profits of self-destruction. As if any of this will help! Enjoy ineffective think pieces such as . . . We Can Still Avoid Climate Catastrophe If We Act Before the End of This Sentence Never Mind Too Late How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment I Firmly Believe in Your Right to Vote, So Long as You're Voting for Me How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents' Money I'm Being Censored, and You Can Read, Hear, and See Me Talk About It in the News, on the Radio, and on TV Eli Grober's biting, Swiftian prose spares no one--not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (However, Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the absurdity, hypocrisy, and dysfunction that surround us. But probably not!
Minty Devil
ListenBook has rekindled my love for learning, one audio experience at a time. I'm amazed at how effortlessly this app has made reading a constant in my life. ๐๐ This app has rekindled my love for books โ I can't stop listening! ๐๐ง ListenBook's intuitive layout and quick access to chapters make audiobook navigation a breeze. ListenBookโs support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily.
Sky Trinity
I've found hidden gems in genres I never thought I'd be interested in. This app has broadened my literary horizons, introducing me to new authors. This app has enriched my daily routine and added a touch of intellectual stimulation. With ListenBook, every moment is an opportunity to explore new stories and gain knowledge.
180
I've become a loyal fan of audiobooks, and this app is the reason why! Supports extensive playlists and bookmarks. Very user-friendly. Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are fantastic features.
Steel Ginger
I've been able to explore different cultures and perspectives through a diverse range of books. With this app, audiobook listening has become an integral part of my daily routines โ it's pure bliss. Kudos to the developers for creating an app that caters to audiobook lovers like me. From sleek design to functional features, it's a true gem. ๐๐ ListenBook is a prime example of user-centered design. It's clear that the developers understand audiobook lovers' needs. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my audiobook library.
SubWoof330
Audiobooks made accessible โ this app's ease of use is a true blessing. ListenBook has seamlessly integrated into my daily life, enhancing my workouts, commutes, and relaxation periods. It's an indispensable part of my routine.
CloudFrenzy
Audiobooks have become my travel companions, and this app is my guide. ListenBook's statistics feature is both enlightening and motivating. It's incredible to see the time I've invested in learning through audiobooks.
3D Waffle
๐ง Carrying a world of literature in my headphones โ this app's convenience is truly remarkable. ๐๐ซ The interface is sleek and modern. It's a pleasure to navigate and use the app. This app is perfect for audiobook lovers. The interface is beautiful and easy to navigate.
Spoiler Betty
ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats means I can listen to all my favorite content without worries. ListenBook has truly transformed my audiobook experience. The sleek interface, extensive format support, and easy downloading options make it my go-to app! The auto-rewind feature is a small detail that enhances my listening experience. It's these thoughtful touches that matter!
Pluto
I can't imagine my life without this app โ it has made audiobook enjoyment effortless and convenient. ๐ This app is a game-changer โ its intuitive design and seamless functionality make listening to audiobooks a joy. ๐๐ง Automatic metadata retrieval is a neat touch. My library is well-organized. Great for listening to a variety of content. Highly recommend!
Vortex
The narrator's voices are so captivating, it's like they bring the stories to life. The seamless integration with my car's audio system is a road trip dream. I'm grateful for this app, as it allows me to keep up with my reading even while multitasking. ๐ This app has turned my errands into exciting quests โ I can conquer the grocery store while enjoying a book! ๐๐ ๐ผ Making every minute count โ this app's ease of use ensures I'm always making progress in my audiobook adventures. ๐ฑ๐
Sass Burst
ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats means I can listen to all my favorite content without worries. I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily activities more enjoyable and intellectually stimulating. ListenBook is my constant companion during workouts. The controls are so easy to use. The app's versatility in downloading audio is impressive. It streamlines the process and saves time.
Pocket Mazda
ListenBook's commitment to providing a high-quality audiobook experience is truly commendable. ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback options are essential for my audiobook enjoyment and study. The app is so versatile. It works with all my devices. Fairly enjoyable, but forgettable. I didnโt have any major complaints, but I also donโt see myself revisiting this one. It was a decent way to spend a few hours, though.
Potato Sub
The ListenBook app has become an indispensable part of my daily routine, helping me learn and relax simultaneously. I can't imagine my day without a dose of literature from this app.
Bliss
This app is like having a personal library with me wherever I go. Audiobooks on this app have become my go-to entertainment for winding down. Seamless audiobook integration โ this app's functionality is a true gem. With ListenBook Pro, long audiobooks are no problem. I love it!
Mafia Princess
Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share stories and connect with friends. Iโm blown away by how feature-rich ListenBook is. From the customizable themes to the car mode, everything is designed with the user in mind. The app works flawlessly, and Iโve had zero issues with crashes or bugs. Highly recommend!
Polar Bee
With this app, my daily routines have become moments of intellectual growth and personal enjoyment. The ability to adjust playback speed is a fantastic study aid. I'm absorbing information faster than ever. ListenBookโs playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace. Iโve been using ListenBook for months, and itโs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnโt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend! This audiobook was neither good nor bad - simply average. The narrator's delivery was professional but uninspired, and the recording quality was clean though not exceptional. It provided satisfactory entertainment without standing out from similar titles.
ThreadTraveler
This app is a boon for book lovers who are always on the go. ListenBook's player features, including chapters and bookmarks, are invaluable for a seamless experience.
Dance Cannon
With ListenBook, I can enjoy my audiobooks with enhanced sound quality and personalized settings. ListenBook's support for a variety of download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best.
Nutmeg Riot
Adjusting playback speed has revolutionized the way I learn and enjoy audiobooks. I can adapt the pace to my needs, maximizing comprehension and retention. The audio quality is excellent, and the interface is intuitive. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks. The app is perfect for language learners. The playback speed control is a game-changer.
Doll Champagne
ListenBook has transformed my mundane activities into enjoyable moments of learning and entertainment. ListenBook's intuitive layout and quick access to chapters make audiobook navigation a breeze. Bookmarks are a fantastic tool for keeping track of important moments. They're a game-changer. Bookmarks are a fantastic organizational tool. They help me keep track of important moments in my audiobooks. Tone adjustment adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I'm hooked!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience