Book description
"Guaranteed, nonstop laughs (and only some sobbing)."--Emma Allen, humor and cartoon editor for The New Yorker Part catharsis, part diagnosis, this uproarious collection from New Yorker and McSweeney's satirist Eli Grober navigates our modern maelstrom. Nothing in this book will help--but a few good laughs won't hurt. Probably. There's a lot going on, all the time. It may feel overwhelming. Don't worry. It will all be over soon. Until then, This Won't Help is here to guide you through the apocalypse--offering 100 modest proposals for how you, too, can bask in the End Times. With sharp, satirical essays, stories, correspondences, and more, humorist Eli Grober stares down a world raging with inaction, while corrupt politicians and the 1 percent maximize the profits of self-destruction. As if any of this will help! Enjoy ineffective think pieces such as . . . We Can Still Avoid Climate Catastrophe If We Act Before the End of This Sentence Never Mind Too Late How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment I Firmly Believe in Your Right to Vote, So Long as You're Voting for Me How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents' Money I'm Being Censored, and You Can Read, Hear, and See Me Talk About It in the News, on the Radio, and on TV Eli Grober's biting, Swiftian prose spares no one--not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (However, Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the absurdity, hypocrisy, and dysfunction that surround us. But probably not!
Baby Spell
ListenBook's commitment to providing a high-quality audiobook experience is truly commendable. π± Turning my phone into a portal of endless stories β this app is pure magic! πβ¨
Wanted Candy
The ability to switch between different books effortlessly is a major plus. Audiobook enjoyment without the hassle β this app's design is a win. ListenBook has become my workout companion of choice. It keeps me motivated and entertained during exercise.
Star Sword
ListenBook has become my trusted companion, making even the busiest days enjoyable. π Turning my phone into a portal of stories β this app's ease of use is remarkable! π±π« The appβs design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player.
Hightower
ListenBook's commitment to delivering an exceptional audiobook experience is evident in its thoughtful features and design. I'm amazed at this app's ability to transport me to different worlds through stories. Seamless audiobook integration β this app's functionality is a technological marvel. Audiobook magic at my fingertips! This app's thoughtful features, such as statistics tracking and audio filters, have added a new layer of excitement to my reading journey. πβ¨
General Broomdog
I'm hooked on this app's ability to make reading fit into every nook and cranny of my day. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a fun way to experiment with the audiobook experience. Easy chapter navigation and beautiful design make this app stand out. ListenBook has all the features I need in an audiobook app. My top choice! I love the ability to share my progress with friends. Itβs a fun feature.
ThermalMode
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook is a fantastic way to spread the joy of listening. Looping playback has transformed my study sessions. It's an invaluable tool for retaining information. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a game-changer. Adjustable playback speed and volume control make for a customized experience.
Parallax Sugar
This app has rekindled my passion for storytelling in the most convenient way. πΆπ Replacing tunes with stories β my house is alive with the sound of narration! π§π The customer support is amazing. They responded to my query within hours.
Wrangler Jim
With this app, I can switch seamlessly between my iPhone and iPad, making my reading experience continuous. Simplifying audiobook management β this app's functionality is a true asset. Effortlessly managing my audiobook collection β this app's functionality is a winner. The speed adjustment feature is my secret weapon for studying complex materials. My audiobook collection has never been more organized. Library management is a breeze.
Thunder Tank
Effortless audiobook management β this app's usability is impressive. ListenBook is like a personal audiobook library in my pocket. Organized and easily accessible. I love the cloud integration. I can access my books from anywhere. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. Itβs a fun feature.
HOV
This app has transformed my long flights into productive and enjoyable experiences. I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design β it's like a personal library right at my fingertips. πΆββοΈπ This app's functionality makes every walk an adventure β I'm immersed in stories as I explore the world around me. ποΈπ The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time. The app is perfect for language learners. The playback speed control is a game-changer.
Mad Robin
ποΈπ§ Soaking up the sun while indulging in beach reads β this app is my ultimate relaxation companion. ποΈπ I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend! Decent audiobook but I think I would have enjoyed reading it more. Some of the more subtle humor didn't quite land in the audio format.
Moon Cricket
Listening to audiobooks has become a ritual, thanks to this incredible app. Quick access to chapters is a blessing. No more scrolling through endless content. This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark featureβit saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend!
ByteBard
ListenBook's library organization and Book Groups feature make it easy to keep my audiobooks organized and accessible. ListenBook's support for binaural audio processing is a thoughtful touch that reduces listening fatigue. Audiobook immersion without complications β this app's ease of use is commendable. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks is a hassle-free process, regardless of the source. ListenBookβs design is sleek and modern. The app is a pleasure to use.
Thunder Tank
ListenBook's support for binaural audio processing is a thoughtful touch that reduces listening fatigue. Audiobooks have become a cherished part of my daily life, all thanks to this app. πββοΈπ Combining fitness and fiction β this app keeps me motivated during workouts with its engaging stories! πββοΈπ Adjusting the tone of the voice is an innovative feature that sets this app apart. I'm so glad I chose the audiobook version! The narrator added layers of meaning I might have missed reading silently. Their interpretation of the material felt thoughtful and authentic. The recording was technically perfect - no reverb, no peaking, just clean, pleasant audio.
Midnight Rambler
Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app's design focuses on seamless interaction. Adjusting playback speed has given me greater control over my audiobook experience. I can optimize my learning and enjoyment by customizing the pacing.
Sky Dahlia
No more hassle with converting files β ListenBook supports a wide range of formats for a seamless listening experience. I'm amazed by ListenBook's versatility in handling different formats β it truly supports all my audio needs. Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its smooth interface and thoughtful features have set the bar high for audiobook enjoyment. π±π I'm blown away by the powerful audio downloading options. So versatile!
Wild Tesla
I'm discovering books I wouldn't have considered before, and my reading horizons are expanding. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer for immersive listening in any environment.
Heavenly Connection
With this app, reading is no longer a luxury β it's a convenient habit. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing. The app is very user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a breeze. The playback history is a great feature. I can easily revisit my favorite parts.
ManManMan
I'm amazed by ListenBook's smooth drag-and-drop downloads in my web browser β a time-saver! Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its smooth interface and thoughtful features redefine audiobook joy. π±π Looping playback is an invaluable study tool. It helps me absorb complex information effortlessly. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a novel feature that allows for a personalized listening experience. Incredible character voices! Each person felt distinct without being over-the-top. The emotional scenes gave me chills with how well they were delivered.
Goatee Shield
Thank you for making literature more accessible, enjoyable, and immersive. This app is a game-changer! With this app, I've found a way to turn every moment into an opportunity for learning and enrichment. ListenBook is my go-to companion for immersive audiobook experiences. The ease of use and extensive format support make it a must-have! Audiobook heaven! This app has revolutionized the way I enjoy stories. Its sleek design and seamless functionality make it a must-have for book lovers. ππ§ ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback options are essential for my audiobook enjoyment and study.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience