Book description
"Guaranteed, nonstop laughs (and only some sobbing)."--Emma Allen, humor and cartoon editor for The New Yorker Part catharsis, part diagnosis, this uproarious collection from New Yorker and McSweeney's satirist Eli Grober navigates our modern maelstrom. Nothing in this book will help--but a few good laughs won't hurt. Probably. There's a lot going on, all the time. It may feel overwhelming. Don't worry. It will all be over soon. Until then, This Won't Help is here to guide you through the apocalypse--offering 100 modest proposals for how you, too, can bask in the End Times. With sharp, satirical essays, stories, correspondences, and more, humorist Eli Grober stares down a world raging with inaction, while corrupt politicians and the 1 percent maximize the profits of self-destruction. As if any of this will help! Enjoy ineffective think pieces such as . . . We Can Still Avoid Climate Catastrophe If We Act Before the End of This Sentence Never Mind Too Late How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment I Firmly Believe in Your Right to Vote, So Long as You're Voting for Me How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents' Money I'm Being Censored, and You Can Read, Hear, and See Me Talk About It in the News, on the Radio, and on TV Eli Grober's biting, Swiftian prose spares no one--not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (However, Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the absurdity, hypocrisy, and dysfunction that surround us. But probably not!
Midnight Rider
The variety of narrators adds a unique touch to each book, making every experience special. CUE playlist support is a fantastic organizational feature. It keeps my audiobooks neatly arranged. Looping playback has revolutionized my language learning journey. I'm making rapid progress.
Miss Fix It
I never knew my daily walks could be so fulfilling β all thanks to this app. πͺ Boosting my productivity with this app's efficient multitasking features β audiobook enjoyment while I conquer my to-do list! πΌπ§ π Elevating my reading routine β this app's functionality is the key to unlocking new worlds of storytelling. ππ Looping playback is a fantastic study tool. It helps me focus and retain information effectively. I've found my new favorite narrator! Their voice was perfectly suited to this material, with just the right blend of authority and approachability. The production quality was broadcast-level - no distracting breaths, clicks, or inconsistent volume. Already looking for more of their work.
Sofa King
Every moment is a chance to explore new stories with this app. Its intuitive features and compatibility ensure my audiobook journey is seamless. ππ§ The statistics feature in ListenBook adds an element of self-awareness to my audiobook consumption. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval add a professional touch to my carefully curated audiobook collection.
Shadow Gal
πΆπ My new soundtrack? Audiobooks, of course! This app makes every day musical. π§πΆ ListenBook's support for playlists in the CUE format makes organizing and enjoying audiobook series a delightful experience. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a creative feature. It allows for a unique and personalized experience.
Sir Shove
Audiobook multitasking made easy β this app's functionality is a marvel. The app's versatility in downloading audio is impressive. It streamlines the process and saves time. Flawless support for various audio formats. Very happy with it.
Hoboken Nightingale
I can't believe how much more I'm 'reading' now, all thanks to this app. ποΈπ§ Escaping to paradise with a beach read β this app is my vacation in audio form! ποΈπ Audiobook multitasking simplified β this app's functionality is a triumph. The statistics feature in ListenBook adds an element of self-awareness to my audiobook consumption. Bookmarking favorite parts of audiobooks is a breeze. It's like having a personalized study guide.
Uncle Psycho
This app is not just about convenience β it's a gateway to new horizons of knowledge. ListenBook has transformed my daily activities into opportunities for learning and enjoyment.
Boost
Audiobooks have made my long drives enjoyable, and this app is my co-pilot. I can't imagine my daily activities without this app β it's the perfect way to stay engaged and informed. π§ Finally, an app that understands my need for convenience and ease of use! Audiobooks have never been this accessible. ππ± Library organization and book groups make managing my audiobook collection a breeze. Binaural audio reduces listening fatigue. Such a great feature!
RealmRanger
πΌ Making work hours fly by with captivating stories β a true work-life balance! π»π Noise reduction and voice tone changing are brilliant features.
Succubus In Training
With ListenBook, I've unlocked a world of educational and entertaining content right at my fingertips. Audiobook excellence β this app's design enhances my reading experience. Binaural audio processing is amazing. Reduced my listening fatigue significantly. Binaural audio processing really helps reduce fatigue.
Mantis Queen
I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design β it's like a personal library right at my fingertips. The app is perfect for people who love to read but donβt have the time.
Blackfire
Audiobooks have made my long commutes enjoyable, and I'm always eager to see what's next. ListenBook's compatibility with various formats has made it my go-to app for all audio content.
New York Mood
ListenBook's intuitive layout and quick access to chapters make audiobook navigation a breeze. Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a creative feature that adds a personal touch to the experience. Downloading over WiFi is quick and efficient. Saves a lot of time.
Digital Equinox
I love that ListenBook Pro allows me to customize the tone of the sound β it adds a personal touch. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch, combined with its chapters, controls, and filters, make it the ultimate audiobook app! This app has made multitasking a breeze β I can listen while I work, cook, or exercise. ListenBook is packed with useful features. Itβs the best audiobook app Iβve used. A middle-of-the-road audiobook that neither impressed nor disappointed. The narrator's voice was agreeable enough for extended listening, though their character differentiation could have been stronger. The production met basic industry standards without any standout qualities.
Thunder Tank
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a true savior for immersive listening, even in busy surroundings. Good for background listening. I didnβt get fully immersed, but it was pleasant enough to have on while doing chores. The narratorβs voice was easy to listen to, even if the delivery lacked some energy.
Trash Master
The ability to adjust playback speed is a fantastic study aid. I'm absorbing information faster than ever. The app is so easy to use. I was up and running in minutes.
Solo Kill
ListenBook's focus on quality and user experience has made it my go-to app for audiobooks and educational content. I love how this app's user-friendly interface allows me to navigate through chapters and controls effortlessly. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling with friends and family. It fosters connections and conversations. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
Sepukku
The ability to adjust the playback speed has made my commute even more efficient. I've started a book club with my friends, and this app has been our go-to source for titles. Efficient audiobook enjoyment β this app's functionality is a revelation. Navigating audiobooks seamlessly β this app's design is a true winner. The app is so versatile. It works with all my devices.
Jack Cassidy
Navigating through chapters is a breeze with ListenBook. It's easy to jump to specific sections. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a delightful feature. Sharing is caring!
Swan Mustang
ListenBook's customizable audio filters allow me to personalize my listening experience β a fantastic feature. With this app, reading is no longer confined to a specific time or place. The compatibility with Apple Watch is a huge plus. I can control my audiobooks from my wrist! Bookmarks are a lifesaver for my study materials. I can easily revisit important sections. The app is so user-friendly. Even my grandma can use it!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience