Book description
May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions. Blessings include: • May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible. • May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels. • May your corpse be museum worthy. Curses include: • May small dogs exploit all your insecurities. • May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof. • May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.
K-9
The ability to adjust the playback speed has made my commute even more efficient. Looping playback of a single track helps me focus and absorb complex content.
Brick Mooch
ListenBook's library organization and book groups make managing my collection effortless. 🚶♀️🎧 Enjoying the great outdoors while immersing myself in fantastic tales – walking never felt this magical! 🏞️📚
Neophyte Believer
I'm amazed at how this app's features cater to audiobook enthusiasts' every need. I'm amazed by the attention to detail, from automatic metadata extraction to customizable settings.
Rando Tank
⏰ Waking up to audiobooks – mornings have never been this magical and inspiring! ☀️🎧 ListenBook's statistics feature is both enlightening and motivating. It's incredible to see the time I've invested in learning through audiobooks. The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple. Decent audiobook but I think I would have enjoyed reading it more. Some of the more subtle humor didn't quite land in the audio format.
TeederSmartie
With this app, reading has become an integral part of my daily routine. 🏝️🎧 Soaking up the sun while indulging in beach reads – this app is my ultimate relaxation companion. 🏖️📚 Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is truly impressive. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made a significant difference in the clarity of recordings.
Troublemasher
🔥 Elevating my reading routine to new heights – this app is a real page-turner! 📚🚀 Audiobook lovers, you need this app in your life. The innovative features, from audio filters to compatibility, enhance my reading journey. 🎉🎧
StorySculptor
ListenBook's support for a variety of download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. This app's intuitive controls and user-friendly layout have made audiobook listening a true pleasure. Navigating my audiobook library is a breeze – thank you, app developers! The app's versatility in audio downloading is unmatched. It's a comprehensive solution for my audiobook needs.
Freak
ListenBook's commitment to providing top-notch audio quality has taken my audiobook experience to a new level. Audiobooks have turned my quiet moments into imaginative journeys – thank you, app!
Darling Peacock
I've never experienced such silky-smooth playback even with high-quality FLAC files. ListenBook’s bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book.
Solitaire
I'm constantly amazed by the variety of genres – there's something for everyone. ListenBook's seamless integration with CarPlay enhances my daily commute, making it a productive and enjoyable experience. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is a winner.
Zero Corn
I've started a book club with my friends, and this app has been our go-to source for titles. The app's design is sleek and modern – it's a pleasure to navigate. 📚 Accessing my favorite authors and genres is a breeze with this app's user-friendly functionality. 📱🎧 ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. It's my go-to app for literary adventures.
Texas Butterfly
Kudos to the creators for making literature so accessible and enjoyable. ListenBook's commitment to providing top-notch audio quality has taken my audiobook experience to a new level. Looping playback is my secret weapon for language learning. It's revolutionized my approach. The app's performance is top-notch. It's stable, responsive, and optimized for a seamless audiobook experience. Kudos to the developers! Sharing audiobooks via AirDrop is incredibly convenient. Great feature!
RiddleRanger
Effortlessly enjoying audiobook journeys – this app's ease of use is a delight. With this app, every moment becomes an opportunity to indulge in fantastic stories. The controls, layout, and seamless playback are a reader's dream. 📚🎧 Gone are the days of struggling with formats. Thanks to this app, my audiobook journey is a breeze, and every tale is a tap away. Highly recommended! 📚🎧
Black Hole Necromancer
⏰ Early mornings have become my favorite time to listen to audiobooks – energizing! 🌅🎧 💡 Seamlessly weaving audiobooks into my daily routine – this app's functionality has redefined how I enjoy books. 📱📖
Combo Saw
As a language enthusiast, this app has been a fantastic tool for learning new languages. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has never been easier or more convenient. The range of audio formats supported is incredible. No need to worry about file conversion. Bookmarks are a fantastic organizational tool. They help me keep track of important moments in my audiobooks. This audiobook was a fantastic listen! The narrator's voice was clear and engaging, making it easy to follow along. The pacing was just right—not too fast, not too slow. Perfect for long commutes or relaxing at home. Highly recommend!
xSTORMx
I'm amazed at how immersive the experience is – it's like being inside the story. With ListenBook, I've unlocked a world of educational and entertaining content right at my fingertips. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a fantastic way to spread the joy of audiobooks. ListenBook has redefined the way I experience stories, turning every moment into an adventure. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata adds a professional touch to my audiobook library.
Santa's Little Helper
ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch integration ensures that I can enjoy my content wherever I go. The intuitive interface and seamless navigation make this app a joy to use. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature simplifies the process of adding new audiobooks to my collection. ListenBook has seamlessly integrated into my daily life, enhancing my workouts, commutes, and relaxation periods. It's an indispensable part of my routine.
Parallax Sugar
The basic audio filters are a game-changer. Adjusting playback speed is a breeze. Love the silky-smooth playback and easy-to-use interface. ListenBook is the best! Perfect for my daily walks. The story was engaging enough to keep me motivated to exercise but not so complex that I got lost in thought. Great production quality too.
Night Train
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is fantastic. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Plenty Orange
Finally, an app that lets me organize my audiobooks effortlessly. The library organization and book groups feature make navigation a breeze. Flawless support for various audio formats. Highly satisfied.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience