Book description
May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions. Blessings include: May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible. May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels. May your corpse be museum worthy. Curses include: May small dogs exploit all your insecurities. May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof. May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.
Goatee Shield
ListenBook's sleek interface and precise controls make it a joy to use during my daily listening sessions. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a unique feature that adds a personal touch to my listening. With this app, I can dive into captivating narratives while cooking, cleaning, or commuting – pure magic! I'm amazed at how this app has made my workouts more motivating and my audiobooks more accessible. This app's seamless integration with my devices has made audiobook listening a hassle-free experience.
BuffFreak
With this app, I've turned mundane chores into exciting opportunities for intellectual growth. Looping playback of a single track helps me focus and absorb complex content.
Bambi Wings
With this app, my daily routines have become moments of intellectual exploration and personal growth. I'm grateful for this app – it's made reading a part of my everyday life. I love how this app fits seamlessly into my daily routine. I can't get enough of this app – it's like having a personal storyteller in my pocket. 📱 An app that respects my time and delivers on functionality – audiobook listening has never been this effortless. 📖🔗
ThermalMode
The app's stability and reliability make it my go-to choice for audiobooks. The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits – so cool! 🎧 This app has changed my reading game! Now I can 'read' while I work – genius! 📚💼 The app's attention to detail is commendable. It's evident in every feature. The app is super intuitive. I was up and running in minutes.
California Goddess
ListenBook's compatibility with different formats ensures I never have to worry about file conversions. With this app, I've turned mundane chores into exciting opportunities for intellectual growth. 🏃♂️📚 Running through chapters has never been smoother – the app's streamlined functionality keeps me on track with my reading goals. 🏃♂️🎧 ListenBook's support for playlists in the CUE format makes organizing and enjoying audiobook series a delightful experience.
Thunder Nut
The 'Explore' feature has introduced me to authors I might never have discovered otherwise. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature from web browsers is incredibly convenient. Downloading audiobooks has never been this easy. ListenBook's extensive format support makes it the ultimate audiobook app for any audiobook lover.
LocKz
I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design – it's like a personal library right at my fingertips. 📚 Embracing a new reading habit with this app's seamless accessibility. Say goodbye to boredom! 📱🎉 🌟 Transforming laundry time into a journey through fantastic stories – thank you, this app! 👚📖 I can't get enough of the binaural audio processing. It's like a breath of fresh air for my ears. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances the audio quality to an impressive degree.
Wanted Candy
ListenBook's intuitive controls and features have made it my preferred choice for audiobooks. 📱 Turning my phone into a portal of endless stories – this app is pure magic! 📚✨ This app is perfect for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is sleek and modern, and the playback controls are super responsive. I also appreciate the cloud integration, which lets me access my books from anywhere. Great work!
RedFisher
📱 Unlocking the world of literature with just a tap – this app is my digital library card! 📚📱 The noise reduction feature in ListenBook Pro is a game-changer for enjoying clear recordings. An absolutely stellar production from start to finish! The narrator's command of pacing and tone was masterful, knowing exactly when to speed up for excitement or slow down for dramatic effect. The audio quality was pristine with no distracting mouth sounds or uneven volume.
LuminaLore
The bookmarking feature ensures I never lose my place in a book – so convenient! This app's user-friendly layout and quick access to controls have made audiobook listening a breeze. I'm amazed at how effortlessly I can immerse myself in stories with this app. Efficiency meets audiobooks – this app's functionality is a perfect match.
Knight Light
This app has revolutionized my daily routine – I can't imagine life without it. This app has brought storytelling into every corner of my life – it's incredible. Quick access to chapters is a blessing. No more scrolling through endless content.
Broomspun
I can't believe how much time I've saved thanks to this efficient app! This app has given me the joy of reading even when my hands are full. Chapters make navigation a breeze. I can easily pick up where I left off. Binaural audio processing reduces listening fatigue. Fantastic feature!
BloodEater
Seamless audiobook integration – this app's functionality is truly remarkable. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature simplifies the process of adding new audiobooks to my collection. I can't get enough of the binaural audio processing. It's like a breath of fresh air for my ears.
Eerie
I'm finally making progress on my reading goals, thanks to this app's convenience. I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily activities more enjoyable and intellectually stimulating. 🚶♂️🌟 Strolling through captivating narratives has never been easier – this app's intuitive controls make audiobook listening a delight. 🎧🏞️ ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback features add versatility to my audiobook listening experience. As someone who struggles to focus on audiobooks, this kept my attention the whole way through. The narrator's clear diction and expressive delivery were perfect.
Cooger
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a portable audiobook library that I can carry everywhere. The absence of synchronization requirements on ListenBook is a breath of fresh air. ListenBook has breathed new life into my audiobook collection. I can't imagine using anything else. I love the auto-bookmark feature. It saves my place automatically.
Barbwire
Being able to download audiobooks for offline listening is a game-changer. This app is a book lover's dream come true – a vast library right at your fingertips. Savoring audiobooks without fuss – this app's design is impressive. Adjusting the tone of the voice adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I love the personalization!
Sw00sh
With ListenBook, I can finally enjoy my audiobooks without worrying about format compatibility. It handles everything! ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a unique touch that adds personalization to my audiobook journey. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling.
Round Kick Boomer
I can now explore books beyond my preferred genre, broadening my reading horizons. Thank you for making literature more accessible, enjoyable, and immersive. This app is a game-changer! I can't get enough of this app – it's like having a personal library with me.
Princess Dove
The ability to listen to books while multitasking is a game-changer for me. 🎧 This app is my saving grace! Now I can enjoy my beloved books while cooking up a storm! 📚🍳
Fatsy Bear
Finally, an app that values usability – navigating and listening is a breeze! Audiobook immersion simplified – this app's ease of use is a true asset. From novels to speeches, this app's versatility in playing different formats has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary listening sessions. 📱🔊 ListenBook's integration with AirDrop and sharing options makes it simple to spread the joy of storytelling. The app is constantly updated with new features. The developers really care.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience