Book description
May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions. Blessings include: • May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible. • May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels. • May your corpse be museum worthy. Curses include: • May small dogs exploit all your insecurities. • May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof. • May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.
Mental
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Fuzzy Rainbow
I love how this app's user-friendly interface allows me to navigate through chapters and controls effortlessly. I'm amazed at how this app has seamlessly integrated reading into my daily rhythm. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a game-changer. I can enjoy clear recordings. The app is perfect for people who love to read but don’t have the time.
Spider Fuji
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Rusty Vortex
ListenBook has made listening to audiobooks, lectures, and speeches an absolute pleasure. ListenBook has revolutionized how I consume content. It's like having a personal library in my pocket. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books at night.
Demand Chopper
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BuzzMouse
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K-9
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Prometheus
🏃♂️📚 Running through chapters, literally! This app keeps me motivated on the track. 🏃♂️📖 The adjustable playback speed feature is a true innovation. It adds a personalized touch to my listening.
Hobo Samurai
Savoring stories has never been this smooth – this app's functionality is genius. Savoring audiobooks without complications – this app's design is top-notch.
Raid Bucker
I've discovered authors I'd never heard of before, and now they're among my favorites. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook is a fun feature that adds a unique touch to my audiobook experience. ListenBook's intuitive controls and features have made it my preferred choice for audiobooks. No more carrying heavy books – this app has transformed my reading habits. Library organization has never been this easy. My audiobook collection is finally tidy.
Necessary Momentum
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and precise controls make it a joy to use every day. ListenBook's integration with AirDrop and sharing options makes it simple to spread the joy of storytelling. WiFi downloads save a lot of time. Great feature! I’m so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Hyper Kong
The sheer variety of genres available ensures there's something for everyone. This app has reignited my passion for literature – I'm devouring books like never before. With this app, I've turned mundane chores into exciting opportunities for intellectual growth. Book groups are a thoughtful addition. They help me keep related titles together for a seamless experience. ListenBook’s audio quality is excellent. The app enhances my listening experience.
Popeye Wipeout
I can't believe how much time I've gained by listening while cooking and doing chores. This app's convenience has turned my daily chores into moments of literary escape. Audiobooks have become my constant companions, and this app's seamless functionality and diverse compatibility ensure that every tale is a captivating journey. 🌌🎧 ListenBook is more than just an app – it's a doorway to a world of knowledge and imagination. The app is so reliable. I’ve never had any issues with it.
Blackfire
I've been recommending this app to all my friends – it's a true game-changer. The narrator's voices are so engaging, it's like having a personal storytelling session. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is a triumph. The ability to download audio directly within the app is a lifesaver. ListenBook is incredibly convenient.
Spicy Thunder
Frequent updates ensure there's always something new and exciting to listen to. This app has brought storytelling into every corner of my life – it's incredible. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is a winner. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a unique tool that adds a touch of creativity to my listening experience. The narrator's voice was so pleasant and easy to listen to. They had perfect pacing and made even the slower parts engaging. I found myself looking forward to my commute just to listen more!
Duke Electro
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Third Moon
This app's versatility and convenience have transformed my screen time into a productive reading journey. With features like auto-rewind, I never lose my place when I pause listening.
LocKz
The app's versatility in audio downloading is impressive. It's a one-stop solution for all my content. One of the best audiobooks I’ve heard! The story was compelling, and the narrator’s delivery added depth to every scene. I found myself looking for excuses to listen just a little longer. Will definitely revisit this one!
Darth 44
I'm amazed at how this app has seamlessly integrated reading into my daily rhythm. 🛌 Drifting into dreamland with enchanting audiobooks – bedtime has become a gateway to imagination. 🌙📚 As a busy individual, I appreciate ListenBook's versatility in downloading audio files from various sources. It's a time-saver for sure!
Wild Hair
Bookmarks are a lifesaver for audiobook lovers. They help me keep track of important moments. The app is very user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a breeze.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience