Book description
Anyone -- even you -- can tackle the fifty new recipes in this irreverent anti-cookbook from the author of What the F@# Should I Make For Dinner?Author Zach Golden has curated and honed a collection of dishes that anyone, even you, can make without screwing them up. From his first book, where he approached the dinner question with the endless variety of a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel, to two successive titles guiding the aimless masses towards what to drink and what to do with their lives, Golden is the master at telling other people what to do. This next book marries scaled-down kitchen techniques with satisfying outcomes, with a heavy dose of profanity and deadpan humor. Don't f@# up any of the following: Chicken and Rice Soup Roasted Vegetable and Bacon Hash Fennel, Sausage, and Arugula Pasta . . . and more, delivering on delicious meals as long as you don't do anything stupid like start a grease fire, cut off a finger, or spill hot pasta water down your pants. Unless, as he says, you're really, really dumb, they're Unf*ckupable.
NeoGermal
ListenBook's support for a variety of audio formats ensures that I can access my content without any limitations. I'm amazed at how this app's features cater to audiobook enthusiasts' every need. Audiobook enthusiasts, celebrate! This app's thoughtful features, like auto-rewind and easy chapter navigation, cater perfectly to our reading cravings. ππ ListenBook's player features, like chapters and bookmarks, make it a versatile tool for any listener. I love the auto-bookmark feature. It saves my place automatically.
Mother Hen
This app has introduced me to authors I'd never heard of β now they're my favorites! π Embracing reading in the digital age β this app makes accessing books a seamless and enjoyable experience. π±π ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magical spell that transports me into the heart of the story.
Keystone
ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch integration ensures that I can enjoy my content wherever I go. I'm so grateful for this app β it's like having a personal storyteller wherever I go. Library organization has never been this easy. My audiobook collection is finally tidy.
Skittle Mine
Thank you for making literature more accessible, enjoyable, and immersive. This app is a game-changer! This app's versatility and convenience have transformed my screen time into a productive reading journey.
Bad Badminton
This app has ignited my passion for reading once again β but in a modern, convenient way. ListenBook has completely changed my audiobook experience β it's like having a personal audio library. πΆββοΈπ§ Strolling through captivating narratives while I take my daily walks β pure bliss! ποΈπ Adjusting the tone of the voice is genius. It's like having a customizable audiobook narrator. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share the joy of storytelling with friends, sparking engaging conversations and connections that transcend boundaries.
Morbid Angel
This app has turned long waits into exciting opportunities to dive into a new story. ListenBook's seamless integration with CarPlay enhances my daily commute, making it a productive and enjoyable experience. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my dictaphone recordings much more comfortable to listen to. This app's library is a treasure trove β I'm always discovering new favorites.
Snake Eyes
I'm impressed by ListenBook's commitment to providing a silky-smooth playback experience. I love how this app fits seamlessly into my daily routine. Bookmarks are a lifesaver for audiobook lovers. They help me keep track of important moments. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time. Iβd listen to this narrator read anything! Their voice was so expressive and fitting for the material. The story itself was great, but the narration took it to the next level. Definitely a 5-star experience.
Princess Dove
π Whether I'm cooking, commuting, or relaxing at home, this app's seamless functionality keeps me engaged in captivating narratives. π§β¨ Finally, an app that respects my busy lifestyle. Whether I'm commuting or exercising, this app's smooth playback and smart controls keep me engaged. πββοΈπ§ Adjusting the tone of the voice adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I love the personalization!
Low Menace
ListenBook's clean interface and organized layout make it a pleasure to browse through my audiobooks. This app is my secret weapon for learning while I'm on the move. βοΈ This app's functionality is a symphony of efficiency β I'm savoring stories with ease, even on the busiest days. πΆπ I love the auto-rewind feature. ListenBook always picks up right where I left off. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Infinite Hole
This app has brought stories to life in a way that traditional reading never could. The ListenBook app has become an indispensable part of my daily routine, helping me learn and relax simultaneously.
QuantumQuill
With this app, I can enjoy my favorite stories while traveling, making my journeys more delightful. ListenBook's easy sharing options make it a breeze to introduce friends to my favorite audiobooks. Sharing is caring! Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is impressive. It's like getting a clear, immersive listening experience.
Handsome
The extensive audiobook collection for children is a blessing for my little ones. π± My secret to staying well-read β this app ensures that I'm never without a book, no matter where I am! ππ± Savoring stories has never been this smooth β this app's functionality is genius. I've recommended ListenBook to all my fellow bookworms. It's a true companion for audiobook lovers.
Gas Man
The adjustable playback speed feature is a true innovation. It adds a personalized touch to my listening. The app's versatility in audio downloading is impressive. It's a one-stop solution for all my content. ListenBook has become an integral part of my daily routine. Its compatibility with Apple Watch and CarPlay makes it the ultimate companion for various activities. ListenBookβs interface is clean and intuitive. Itβs a joy to use.
Old Regret
I can't imagine my audiobook routine without ListenBook's intuitive and user-friendly design. This app is a time-saver β I can 'read' even when I'm on the move. With this app, reading is no longer a task β it's a delightful habit. Efficiency meets audiobooks β this app's functionality is a perfect match. ListenBook's audio filters are a valuable tool for customizing my audiobook playback to perfection.
Succubus In Training
With this app, I've turned mundane chores into exciting opportunities for intellectual growth. ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats is impressive. From MP3 to FLAC, it handles them all flawlessly. ListenBook is a prime example of user-centered design. It's clear that the developers understand audiobook lovers' needs. Auto-rewind is a brilliant feature. Never lose track of where I left off. The audio quality is superb. ListenBook enhances my audiobook experience.
Midnight Rider
This app's versatility and convenience have transformed my screen time into a productive reading journey. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is such a fun way to spread joy. Looping playback and shuffle features keep my audiobook sessions engaging and fresh. The app's seamless integration with Apple Watch makes it my perfect workout companion. The app's compatibility with CarPlay adds an extra layer of convenience, especially during road trips.
Scratch
π Farewell, boredom during ironing sessions β audiobooks make it a breeze! ππ§ πΌ Making every minute count β this app's ease of use ensures I'm always making progress in my audiobook adventures. π±π Bravo to the creators of this app β they've truly captured the essence of convenient audiobook enjoyment. The smooth playback and thoughtful design have won me over. ππ
Raggedy Ann
The layout of ListenBook is so beautiful and user-friendly, making it a pleasure to use. ListenBook has become my go-to workout companion. It keeps me motivated and entertained.
Feral Filly
I'm hooked on this app's curated content β it's like having a personal librarian. ListenBookβs design is sleek and modern. The app is a pleasure to use.
Darkside Hooker
I can't believe how much more I'm 'reading' now, thanks to this app. π Rekindling my love for reading β this app makes each day a new adventure! ππ Solid performance overall though some character voices sounded too similar. I occasionally got confused about who was speaking in dialogue-heavy scenes.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience