Book description
Anyone -- even you -- can tackle the fifty new recipes in this irreverent anti-cookbook from the author of What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner?Author Zach Golden has curated and honed a collection of dishes that anyone, even you, can make without screwing them up. From his first book, where he approached the dinner question with the endless variety of a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel, to two successive titles guiding the aimless masses towards what to drink and what to do with their lives, Golden is the master at telling other people what to do. This next book marries scaled-down kitchen techniques with satisfying outcomes, with a heavy dose of profanity and deadpan humor. Don't f*@# up any of the following: Chicken and Rice Soup Roasted Vegetable and Bacon Hash Fennel, Sausage, and Arugula Pasta . . . and more, delivering on delicious meals as long as you don't do anything stupid like start a grease fire, cut off a finger, or spill hot pasta water down your pants. Unless, as he says, you're really, really dumb, they're Unf*ckupable.
Stud muffin
Kudos to the creators for making literature so accessible and enjoyable. ListenBook is a must-have for any audiobook enthusiast. It's reliable, efficient, and a pleasure to use.
Valley Guardian
I'm able to enjoy books in a whole new way β while cooking, working out, or even gardening. I've become a more empathetic listener thanks to the emotional depth of audiobooks. ListenBook has become my go-to app for all things audio β from lectures to speeches, it's got it all. πͺ Doubling the impact of my workouts β exercising and exploring stories, all thanks to this app! πͺπ§ Sharing audiobooks with friends is a blast. AirDrop makes it seamless.
Hemlock
With this app, I've turned my daily commutes into exciting journeys through the world of literature. ListenBook has changed my audiobook game forever. No more format woes! ListenBook has become my go-to audiobook app. It's dependable, user-friendly, and enhances every listening session.
Minty Devil
I've become addicted to this app β in the best possible way! I love how this app makes even the most mundane tasks exciting with audio stories. ListenBook's customizable audio filters are a game-changer for tailoring my audiobook playback. Finally, an app that lets me enjoy audiobooks without worrying about file formats! My study sessions are more efficient than ever, thanks to the looping playback and bookmark features.
Dr. Cocktail
I'm impressed by ListenBook's commitment to providing a silky-smooth playback experience. Simplifying my audiobook experience β this app's design is a game-changer. Every moment is a chance to explore new stories with this app. Its intuitive features and compatibility ensure my audiobook journey is seamless. ππ§ The app's performance is top-notch. It's stable, responsive, and optimized for a seamless audiobook experience. Kudos to the developers! Listening stats motivate me to read more. Great feature!
Moon Orchid
ListenBook's audiobook player is a true workhorse β chapters, controls, and filters are all seamlessly integrated. πββοΈπ I'm conquering literary marathons with ease, all thanks to this app's intuitive controls and smooth functionality. π±π I can finally listen to all my audiobooks seamlessly with ListenBook. The customizable playback controls and chapter navigation make it a breeze. ListenBook's commitment to a user-friendly interface and intuitive controls is evident in every aspect of the app.
RiddleRover
The fact that ListenBook doesn't just play, but enhances audio quality, is truly remarkable. I'm impressed by ListenBook's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically. I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design β it's like a personal library right at my fingertips. π Unlocking the door to imagination β this app is my key to endless stories and endless possibilities. ππ ListenBook has become my go-to app for exploring a diverse range of audiobooks. It offers a wide array of features that cater to different preferences and needs.
Unseen
The offline mode is a lifesaver on flights β I'm never without a good story. ποΈπ§ Escaping to paradise with a beach read β this app is my vacation in audio form! ποΈπ ππ Reigniting my passion for books β this app is my newfound reading obsession! π₯π§ Audiobook immersion without fuss β this app's ease of use is commendable.
Daffy Girl
The ListenBook app has become an indispensable part of my daily routine, helping me learn and relax simultaneously. ListenBook has become my constant companion. It's like having a personal audiobook assistant. Sharing audiobooks with friends is a fantastic way to introduce them to new stories. Automated artwork and metadata extraction make my library look organized and visually appealing.
Gingersnap Woman
This app has added a new layer of enjoyment to my downtime β I'm truly grateful. This app is my audiobook haven. With a user-friendly interface and features like audio filters, I'm engrossed in stories like never before. ππ Automatic artwork and metadata retrieval is a time-saver. My library looks fantastic.
Energy
ListenBook's basic audio filters enhance my listening experience and make it uniquely mine. πΆπ Tuning in to the symphony of stories β audiobooks are the soundtrack of my daily routines. π΅π No more hassle with formats β this app ensures my audiobook adventures are smooth, and my favorite tales are just a tap away. Highly recommended! ππ§
Day Hawk
With this app, audiobook listening has become an integral part of my daily routines β it's pure bliss. With this app, I've unlocked the secret to reading even on the busiest days. Say goodbye to monotony β this app's diverse format compatibility and intuitive controls have turned every moment into a thrilling audiobook experience. π±π is a time-saver. It's convenient for accessing my content. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks. Very convenient.
Gov Skull
The audio filters on ListenBook enhance the sound quality, making every listening session a treat for my ears. With ListenBook, I can listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with maximum comfort and convenience. ListenBook's sleek design and easy chapter access make navigation a breeze. ππ Road trips have never been this entertaining β this app keeps me engaged on the highway! ππ The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing.
Lightening Trip
ListenBook has redefined my workout routine. The controls are so user-friendly. ListenBook has become my go-to workout companion. It keeps me motivated and entertained. Perfect for listening to educational content. Highly recommend!
Dark Burn
The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits β so cool! ListenBook's absence of synchronization requirements adds to its convenience and flexibility. ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch has streamlined my multitasking. This app's ease of use has made my long drives educational and enjoyable. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling with friends and family. It fosters connections and conversations.
BoomerBox
Thank you for making my reading goals more achievable and enjoyable. π Bedtime stories for adults? Yes, please! This app is a dream come true. ππ
Bowie
ListenBook has transformed my listening habits, making them more engaging and enjoyable. No need to convert files anymore β ListenBook's seamless playback of various formats is a game-changer for audiobook enthusiasts like me!
Fl00d
I'm blown away by the range of non-fiction audiobooks available β so much to learn! Audiobooks have become my constant companions during my daily activities. Sharing audiobooks with friends is a blast. AirDrop makes it seamless.
Shivers
ListenBook's drag and drop downloads from web browsers are a time-saving feature I can't live without. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for enjoying clear audio in any environment. The statistics feature in ListenBook adds an element of self-awareness to my audiobook consumption. ListenBook is more than just an app β it's a doorway to a world of knowledge and imagination.
Sir Shove
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook is a fun feature that adds a unique touch to my audiobook experience. ListenBook has redefined my workout routine. The controls are so user-friendly.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience