Book description
Anyone -- even you -- can tackle the fifty new recipes in this irreverent anti-cookbook from the author of What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner?Author Zach Golden has curated and honed a collection of dishes that anyone, even you, can make without screwing them up. From his first book, where he approached the dinner question with the endless variety of a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel, to two successive titles guiding the aimless masses towards what to drink and what to do with their lives, Golden is the master at telling other people what to do. This next book marries scaled-down kitchen techniques with satisfying outcomes, with a heavy dose of profanity and deadpan humor. Don't f*@# up any of the following: Chicken and Rice Soup Roasted Vegetable and Bacon Hash Fennel, Sausage, and Arugula Pasta . . . and more, delivering on delicious meals as long as you don't do anything stupid like start a grease fire, cut off a finger, or spill hot pasta water down your pants. Unless, as he says, you're really, really dumb, they're Unf*ckupable.
Handsome
This app's features, from bookmarking to customizable playback speed, are fantastic. ListenBook is a true audio treasure! It turns my own audio files into immersive listening experiences. ListenBook has redefined my audiobook experience. It's an essential tool that enhances every listening session. From MP3 to FLAC, this app plays them all flawlessly. Say goodbye to compatibility issues!
Married Man
The app's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically is a huge time-saver. I can't get enough of the binaural audio processing. It's like a breath of fresh air for my ears. I love the car mode. Itβs so convenient for listening while driving.
Martini Flower
The app's attention to detail is commendable. It's evident in every feature. ListenBook has seamlessly integrated into my daily routine, becoming an indispensable companion for various activities. Its user-friendly interface, features, and performance make it a must-have for audiobook enthusiasts. Looping playback has transformed my study sessions. It's an invaluable tool for retaining information. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a game-changer.
Fire Feline
I can't imagine my audiobook routine without ListenBook's seamless audio player. πΆββοΈπ§ Walking and listening has never been this smooth β this app's user-friendly interface makes it a breeze to enjoy my favorite stories. ποΈπ Effortlessly immersing in stories β this app's ease of use is a game-changer. Kudos to the developers for creating an app that caters to audiobook lovers like me. From sleek design to functional features, it's a true gem. ππ Perfect for studying with its playback controls and audio filters. Excellent app!
Liquid Science
This app has made waiting in lines and queues an opportunity for exploration and enjoyment. This app is a game-changer for anyone who's always on the go β it's like carrying a library in my pocket. The statistics tracking feature is a gem. I'm surprised by how much time I spend on audiobooks! The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time. This app is perfect for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is sleek and modern, and the playback controls are super responsive. I also appreciate the cloud integration, which lets me access my books from anywhere. Great work!
Good William
Audiobook immersion made simple β this app's ease of use is commendable. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks seamlessly. Very convenient. Absolutely loved the narration! The voice actor brought the characters to life with distinct tones and emotions. The production quality was top-notch, with no background noise or distractions. A truly immersive experience!
Old Felix
πΆββοΈπ Walking my way through exciting narratives β this app makes exercise more fun! ποΈπ§ Discovering new worlds through audiobooks has never been easier! This app's intuitive interface and seamless functionality make every listening session a delight. ππ§ I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Combo Saw
ListenBook's support for network device downloads and drag-and-drop is a time-saving delight. ListenBook's sleek design and intuitive controls make it my go-to app for audiobooks.
Canary Apple Red
This app has given me the joy of reading even when my hands are full. ListenBook has become an essential part of my routine. It's more than an app β it's a companion. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer. It enhances the clarity of recordings and makes my listening sessions more enjoyable. ListenBook's attention to detail is commendable. Every aspect of the app is well-crafted.
Tomcat
Absolutely in love with this audiobook app! The seamless functionality and easy navigation make my reading time pure bliss. ππ§ ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback features add versatility to my audiobook listening experience.
Mum Mary
The app's stability and reliability make it my go-to choice for audiobooks. I love how ListenBook extracts artwork and metadata from audio files, adding a visual touch to my listening experience. ListenBook's user-friendly audio filters and controls have made my audiobook sessions more interactive and engaging. Drag and drop downloads directly from my web browser? That's a level of convenience I appreciate. I love the ability to change the background color. Itβs a nice touch.
CuriousCoder
I love the auto-rewind feature after interruptions. No more searching for where I left off! Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is impressive. It's like getting a clear, immersive listening experience. The ability to download audio from various sources without syncing is fantastic. ListenBook makes it so easy. Not the best audiobook I've heard but far from the worst. The production quality was good and there were no major issues with the narration.
Fuzzy Logic Hottie
Kudos to the app for making literature accessible to those with busy schedules. I love how this app makes my daily commute a journey through literature. πΆπ My new soundtrack? Audiobooks, of course! This app makes every day musical. π§πΆ πΆββοΈπ§ Walking and listening has never been this smooth β this app's user-friendly interface makes it a breeze to enjoy my favorite stories. ποΈπ Looping playback has revolutionized my language learning journey. I'm making rapid progress.
Sweet Manhattan
I love that ListenBook Pro allows me to customize the tone of the sound β it adds a personal touch. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer. It enhances the clarity of recordings and makes my listening sessions more enjoyable. The app is so intuitive. I didnβt even need to read the instructions.
Amphibi-Dangerous
π± An app that respects my time and delivers on functionality β audiobook listening has never been this effortless. ππ Efficiency and ease combined β this app is a must-have for book lovers. With ListenBook, I can finally enjoy my audiobooks without worrying about format compatibility. It handles everything! I'm amazed by the extensive statistics tracking. It's fascinating to see my listening habits. The interface is beautiful and functional. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks.
Queen Ginger
ListenBook's dedication to enhancing the audiobook experience has made it my preferred app for listening to content on the go. I'm hooked on this app's seamless performance β it's like having a personal audiobook curator. Audiobook enjoyment has never been this convenient. This app's sleek design and efficient organization ensure that every story is accessible and enjoyable. ππ
Lava Nibbler
This app has made my workouts and chores so much more enjoyable. ListenBook has transformed how I enjoy audiobooks. It's an indispensable part of my routine.
Dahlia Bumble
Audiobook adventures simplified β this app's functionality is a revelation. Listened to this on a road trip and it made the hours fly by. Even my passengers who weren't following along commented on how nice the narrator's voice was.
Swedish Pixie
ListenBook's library organization and Book Groups feature make it easy to keep my audiobooks organized and accessible. I can't imagine my audiobook routine without ListenBook's seamless audio player. Listening to audiobooks has never been this convenient and enjoyable!
Moonflower
ππ Rekindling my passion for books β this app has sparked a reading revolution in my daily life! π₯π ListenBook has become my workout buddy. It keeps me entertained and motivated during exercise. CUE playlist support is a thoughtful feature that keeps my audiobook listening organized and enjoyable. Tone adjustment is an innovative touch that adds a personal connection to the audiobook narration. It's like having a custom reading experience.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience