Book description
Anyone -- even you -- can tackle the fifty new recipes in this irreverent anti-cookbook from the author of What the F@# Should I Make For Dinner?Author Zach Golden has curated and honed a collection of dishes that anyone, even you, can make without screwing them up. From his first book, where he approached the dinner question with the endless variety of a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel, to two successive titles guiding the aimless masses towards what to drink and what to do with their lives, Golden is the master at telling other people what to do. This next book marries scaled-down kitchen techniques with satisfying outcomes, with a heavy dose of profanity and deadpan humor. Don't f@# up any of the following: Chicken and Rice Soup Roasted Vegetable and Bacon Hash Fennel, Sausage, and Arugula Pasta . . . and more, delivering on delicious meals as long as you don't do anything stupid like start a grease fire, cut off a finger, or spill hot pasta water down your pants. Unless, as he says, you're really, really dumb, they're Unf*ckupable.
RedMouth
Listening to audiobooks has turned mundane tasks into enjoyable experiences. This app has brought storytelling into every corner of my life – it's incredible. ListenBook has united my love for audiobooks with my passion for learning. What a brilliant app! Love how I can adjust playback speed and audio volume. ListenBook caters to all my needs. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
CommandX
Audiobooks have become my favorite workout companions, making exercise a breeze. I'm grateful for ListenBook's seamless compatibility with a variety of formats – it's a true lifesaver.
Divine Quasar
ListenBook's compatibility with a wide range of audio formats ensures that no audiobook is off-limits. ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. It's my go-to app for literary adventures. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval add a professional touch to my carefully curated audiobook collection.
Coma Stalk
This app has made my workouts and chores so much more enjoyable. Audiobook enjoyment redefined – this app's design focuses on the essentials. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a boon for those who enjoy deep dives into lengthy narratives. The interface is sleek and user-friendly. Makes navigating through chapters a breeze. Listening to audiobooks on my iPad has never been easier. Highly recommend ListenBook!
Z-Boy
I'm addicted to this app's seamless integration with my daily routines and activities. User-friendly brilliance! This app's functionality enhances my audiobook experience.
LyRz
ListenBook's support for chapters and bookmarks ensures that I never lose my place in a story. The ability to change playback speed and audio volume on ListenBook gives me full control over my listening experience. ListenBook's dedication to delivering a high-quality playback experience sets it apart from other apps. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my audio content much more enjoyable in noisy environments. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. It’s a fun feature.
Winded On Friday
My kids are hooked on the children's audiobook collection – it's a parenting win! ListenBook is a must-have for any audiobook enthusiast. It's reliable, efficient, and a pleasure to use.
Firefly Caramel
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a portable audiobook library that I can carry everywhere. Streamlining my audiobook journey – this app's design is top-notch. The best app for audiobooks. Downloading and organizing files is super easy with ListenBook.
Seal Snake
The diverse range of narrators adds a new layer of depth to each story. Binaural audio processing reduces listening fatigue. Fantastic feature!
ZenaCake
This app has transformed my screen time into valuable learning and entertainment. The app's seamless integration with Apple Watch makes it my perfect workout companion. The narrator was good but spoke a bit too slowly for my taste. I had to speed it up to 1.2x which then made some parts sound slightly unnatural.
Abiss
Thanks to ListenBook, I can enjoy my audiobooks without the need for constant synchronization. Binaural audio processing on ListenBook is a thoughtful addition that keeps my ears comfortable during extended listening sessions. ListenBook’s audio filters are great. The app provides a high-quality listening experience.
Geneva Cuffs
I can't believe how much I've learned and enjoyed through this app's audiobooks. Tone adjustment is such a unique feature. It's like customizing the narrator's voice.
Shimmy Shammy
I've fallen in love with literature all over again, thanks to this incredible app. This app is a true gift for book lovers – it's like having a personal library wherever I go. I'm hooked on this app's sleek design and seamless performance – it's a must-have for any reader. Audiobook pleasure simplified – this app's design is a standout. Navigating audiobooks seamlessly – this app's design is top-notch.
Essex
Audiobooks have become a cherished part of my daily life, all thanks to this app. I'm amazed by the app's versatility in downloading audio. It accommodates various sources seamlessly. Sharing audiobooks via AirDrop is incredibly convenient. Great feature! This was an adequate audiobook for casual listening. The narrator maintained a consistent pace and clear diction throughout, though their performance lacked some emotional range. The audio quality was fine with no significant technical distractions.
Mule Lock
I'm amazed by the attention to detail, from automatic metadata extraction to customizable settings. ListenBook’s playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
AlertXis
I can't believe how much time I've saved thanks to this efficient app! 📚 Turning my phone into a portal of stories – this app's ease of use is remarkable! 📱💫 ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook enjoyment. It's an essential part of my daily routine. is a breeze with ListenBook. It's convenient and reliable. Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are fantastic features.
General Broomdog
This app has transformed my daily routine into moments of literary delight. With this app, reading is no longer confined to a specific time or place. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to jump between sections. I appreciate the dark mode option. It’s easy on the eyes during nighttime listening. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
Count Eagle
I'm impressed by ListenBook's commitment to providing a silky-smooth playback experience. The app is so reliable. I’ve never had any issues with it. I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks and this narrator is now in my top 5. Their timing and inflection were masterful. Never a dull moment in the entire performance.
Midnight Rider
Audiobooks have become a source of inspiration and motivation, thanks to this app. I can't imagine my life without this app – it's my constant companion for literary adventures. With features like auto-rewind, I never lose my place when I pause listening.
Liquid Science
The app's compatibility with CarPlay has made my road trips so much more enjoyable. ListenBook is packed with useful features. It’s the best audiobook app I’ve used. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience