Book description
Anyone -- even you -- can tackle the fifty new recipes in this irreverent anti-cookbook from the author of What the F@# Should I Make For Dinner?Author Zach Golden has curated and honed a collection of dishes that anyone, even you, can make without screwing them up. From his first book, where he approached the dinner question with the endless variety of a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel, to two successive titles guiding the aimless masses towards what to drink and what to do with their lives, Golden is the master at telling other people what to do. This next book marries scaled-down kitchen techniques with satisfying outcomes, with a heavy dose of profanity and deadpan humor. Don't f@# up any of the following: Chicken and Rice Soup Roasted Vegetable and Bacon Hash Fennel, Sausage, and Arugula Pasta . . . and more, delivering on delicious meals as long as you don't do anything stupid like start a grease fire, cut off a finger, or spill hot pasta water down your pants. Unless, as he says, you're really, really dumb, they're Unf*ckupable.
Houston Rocket
Frequent updates ensure there's always something new and exciting to listen to. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is such a fun way to spread joy. ListenBook's player features are incredibly helpful. Chapters and bookmarks make navigation easy.
Mr. Spy
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Lucky Martian
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Miss Twilight
With this app, every moment is an opportunity to dive into a new story. Audiobook excellence β this app's design enhances my reading experience. Audiobook pleasure at its finest! This app's sleek design and efficient organization ensure that every story is accessible and delightful. ππ Bookmarks are a must-have for any audiobook lover. They help me stay organized and engaged. The intuitive interface and efficient navigation make this app a pleasure to use every day.
Mirage
ListenBook's statistics feature is eye-opening. I had no idea how much time I spent immersed in audiobooks until I started using it. ListenBook's support for looping and shuffling playback adds versatility to my audiobook enjoyment. Automatic metadata retrieval adds a professional touch to my audiobook collection. Binaural audio processing really helps reduce listening fatigue. Great feature! The app is well-designed and user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a joy.
NexusNomad
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Spoiler Betty
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SereneScribe
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Trash Master
Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a revelation. It elevates the audio quality to a new level. WiFi downloads save a lot of time. Great feature! I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Crazy Eights
The range of self-help and personal development audiobooks is truly enriching. This app's support for various formats and genres ensures that there's always something new to explore. With features like auto-rewind, I never lose my place when I pause listening.
Domino Combat
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CommandX
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Marshmallow Treat
The chapters feature on ListenBook enhances my audiobook exploration β it's like flipping through pages. This app has made my road trips and flights infinitely more enjoyable.
Sexy
Navigating audiobooks with ease β this app's functionality is a standout. This was a competent audiobook production with no major flaws. The narrator's voice was pleasant enough and the audio quality was acceptable, though not exceptional. While the performance didn't particularly stand out, it served its purpose adequately for my daily commute.
Don Stab
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Mad Robin
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Miss Mustard
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Red Heroine
The sound quality is outstanding β it's like having a movie theater in my ears! Audiobooks have become a part of my self-care routine, thanks to this app. Audiobooks on this app have made me look forward to my long commutes. Effortlessly accessing my favorite audiobooks has become a reality, all thanks to this app's user-centric design and comprehensive format support. A must-download! π±π§ Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has become effortless, regardless of the source.
The Flying Mouse
This app has transformed my daily routine into moments of literary delight. Audiobooks have never been this accessible and enjoyable. This app's compatibility with various formats and its emphasis on user experience have made it an essential tool for me. π±π ListenBook's sleek layout and quick chapter access have made my audiobook journey incredibly enjoyable. ListenBook has become my gateway to new worlds, allowing me to explore stories, ideas, and knowledge. Listening statistics motivate me to read more. Excellent feature!
Shivers
ListenBook Pro offers amazing value with unlimited audiobook length and noise reduction features. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a revelation. It enhances the audio quality and makes listening comfortable. ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Great job, developers!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience