Book description
"I love everything about this hilarious book except the font size." --Jon Stewart Although his career as a bestselling author and on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart was founded on fake news and invented facts, in 2016 that routine didn't seem as funny to John Hodgman anymore. Everyone is doing it now. Disarmed of falsehood, he was left only with the awful truth: John Hodgman is an older white male monster with bad facial hair, wandering like a privileged Sasquatch through three wildernesses: the hills of Western Massachusetts where he spent much of his youth; the painful beaches of Maine that want to kill him (and some day will); and the metaphoric haunted forest of middle age that connects them. Vacationland collects these real life wanderings, and through them you learn of the horror of freshwater clams, the evolutionary purpose of the mustache, and which animals to keep as pets and which to kill with traps and poison. There is also some advice on how to react when the people of coastal Maine try to sacrifice you to their strange god. Though wildly, Hodgmaniacally funny as usual, it is also a poignant and sincere account of one human facing his forties, those years when men in particular must stop pretending to be the children of bright potential they were and settle into the failing bodies of the wiser, weird dads that they are.
Star Killer
This app's sleek design and effortless navigation have made my audiobook journey a true delight. ποΈπ§ Packing for vacation just got better β this app is my getaway entertainment! π΄π
Mosquit-No
I'm amazed at how effortlessly I can immerse myself in stories with this app. Simplifying my reading routine β this app's ease of use is remarkable. I can't thank this app enough for making my audiobook experience so effortless. From downloading to playback, it's a true companion for book lovers. ππ«
Wrangler Jim
With ListenBook, I can keep track of my audiobook consumption and explore new content with ease. With this app, I can seamlessly switch between audiobooks and real life. I'm hooked on this app's effortless integration with my daily activities. ποΈ Turning grocery shopping into a thrilling audiobook hunt β what a game-changer! ππ Configurable auto-rewind is genius. No more confusion when I pause and resume.
Round Kick Boomer
Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a creative feature that adds a personal touch to the experience. Iβm so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Rope
Thanks to ListenBook's extensive statistics, I can track my audiobook consumption and celebrate my progress. πͺ Achieving double wins β workouts become invigorating with stories to fuel my motivation! πͺπ§
Racy Babe
ListenBook's looping playback, shuffle feature, and configurable controls make learning a breeze. Book groups feature keeps series and related titles together. Neat and tidy!
Swedish Pixie
ListenBook has completely changed my audiobook experience β it's like having a personal audio library. The narrators on this app are truly talented β they bring characters to life. π Who needs TV when you have this app? Every moment is a storytelling session! πΊπ§
Cricket
Savoring audiobooks without fuss β this app's design is impressive. Tone adjustment adds a personalized touch to the narration, making the audiobook experience even more immersive.
Twine X
Audiobooks anytime, anywhere β this app's functionality is a reader's delight. ListenBookβs playback is silky-smooth. The app is packed with useful features.
SWAT Honey
π± A world of books at my fingertips β this app's user-friendly design makes it a true reading companion. ππ± πΌ Making every minute count β this app's ease of use ensures I'm always making progress in my audiobook adventures. π±π Efficiency and ease combined β this app is a must-have for book lovers. Effortlessly exploring new worlds β this app's design is user-centric and efficient. The narrator was good but spoke a bit too slowly for my taste. I had to speed it up to 1.2x which then made some parts sound slightly unnatural.
ManManMan
No more straining my eyes β this app lets me 'read' with my ears! This app's compatibility with different file types means that my entire audiobook collection is at my fingertips. πΆπ Setting the mood with stories instead of songs β this app is my go-to playlist! π§π Finally, an app that values usability β navigating and listening is a breeze! Fairly enjoyable, but forgettable. I didnβt have any major complaints, but I also donβt see myself revisiting this one. It was a decent way to spend a few hours, though.
Centurion Sherman
π‘ Cleaning the house with an audiobook in the background β talk about productivity! π§Όπ Quick access to chapters is so handy. Navigating through content is a breeze. The interface is sleek and intuitive, making my audiobook experience a joy.
WittyWordsmith
ListenBook is a game-changer! Finally, an app that lets me enjoy my favorite audio files with ease. π Elevating my reading routine β this app's functionality is the key to unlocking new worlds of storytelling. ππ ListenBook Pro takes my experience to the next level. Unlimited audiobook length, noise reduction, and voice tone adjustment? Count me in! The app is so versatile. It works with all my audiobook formats. ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
Gas Man
I'm hooked on this app's ability to turn any moment into a reading opportunity. ListenBook has become an essential part of my routine. It's more than an app β it's a companion. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. Itβs a fun feature.
Master Jetson
π± An entire library at my fingertips β this app is a book lover's dream come true! ππ ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length feature is fantastic.
Emerald Goddess
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats ensures I never miss out on any audio gem. ListenBook's dedication to delivering a top-notch experience is evident in every detail. πͺ Boosting my productivity with this app's efficient multitasking features β audiobook enjoyment while I conquer my to-do list! πΌπ§ Kudos to the developers for crafting an app that understands readers' needs. The smooth playback and sleek design are pure perfection. ππ ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature streamlines the process of adding new content to my library.
Third Moon
ListenBook has redefined my audiobook journey, making it more enjoyable and convenient than ever before. With ListenBook, I've found a versatile and enjoyable way to listen to audiobooks and expand my knowledge. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature for those who enjoy organized and structured listening.
Clover Dragon
Book Groups on ListenBook make it easy to categorize and access my audiobooks. π This app has turned my errands into exciting quests β I can conquer the grocery store while enjoying a book! ππ Seamless audiobook integration β this app's design is remarkable. The app's compatibility with CarPlay adds an extra layer of convenience, especially during road trips.
Clang Glyph
With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my daily routines more enriching and rewarding. I can't get enough of the smooth playback experience. It's like a symphony for my ears.
Flint Cast-Iron
With this app, I can switch seamlessly between my iPhone and iPad, making my reading experience continuous. The app is very intuitive. ListenBook makes finding and playing audiobooks simple.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience