Book description
Let's be real: "Victory or Death" is the kind of title that makes you wonder if the author just threw dice and picked the most aggressively dramatic option. Spoiler: it's the third book in a series where the protagonist, Alexandra, has survived being kidnapped by a republic (because apparently, "Republic" sounds more threatening than "Guy Who Owes You Money"), and her solution? Build an army so big it'll make even the most aggressive dragon think twice about stealing your gold. Or, as she bluntly puts it, "an army large enough to eradicate my enemies no matter where they run." Translation: "I'm tired of being the one who gets kidnapped, so let's just nuke everyone who's ever side-eyed me."
The audiobook nails this unhinged energy. The narrator delivers Alexandra's increasingly unhinged war plans with deadpan precision, making lines like "eradicate enemies no matter where they run" sound like a spreadsheet she's about to email to her general. It's peak fantasy logic: why diplomatically resolve anything when you can just build a bigger, shinier army? Meanwhile, her noble allies are "finding themselves in a delicate position" (read: they're making deals with warlords who smell like burnt onions and bad decisions to keep their dungeon town from becoming a tourist trap for marauders). Their "prosperity" is just a fancy word for "we're bribing everyone who might accidentally destroy us."
And then there's the mysterious Order that "slayed" Alexandra-wait, no, they tried to kidnap her? The Order's plot? "Lurking in the shadows." Oh, thank goodness, they're not just sitting around plotting. Shudders. We've all been there: you're the villainous shadowy group, but your biggest achievement is being slightly less cliché than the last shadowy group. The audiobook leans into this with a narrator who sighs audibly during the Order's "mysterious" monologues, as if saying, "Come on, just say you're the guys who run the 'Necessary Evil' theme park."
What makes this work is how it weaponizes its own tropes. Alexandra's "solution" to every problem is a bigger army, and the audiobook doesn't shy away from the sheer, ridiculous scale of it-like her casually mentioning she's recruiting goblins who just want to be left alone to build a better goblin-themed spa. The humor isn't in the plot; it's in the way the narrator treats it like a very serious business plan. You'll find yourself laughing at lines like "no one will ever dare to attack again" while simultaneously wondering if Alexandra's army includes a single person who's not currently trying to avoid a lawsuit.
If you like your fantasy with zero self-awareness, this is your jam. The audiobook's deadpan delivery turns "dungeon core" tropes into a glorious, chaotic mess-like if a spreadsheet met a medieval war council and they both agreed the best solution was "more swords." It's not deep, it's not subtle, and it absolutely knows it. And honestly? After all the grimdark, morally gray fantasy out there, sometimes you just want to hear someone say, "I'm building a giant army. Deal with it." Victory or death? More like victory or "please stop yelling about the army, I'm trying to sleep." Perfect for when you need to laugh at the absurdity of everything.
Highway
Precise controls on ListenBook give me complete command over my audio playback. ListenBook has become my constant companion, filling my days with captivating narratives. This app has become my go-to companion, making my daily routine more exciting and insightful. I appreciate the dark mode option. It’s easy on the eyes during nighttime listening. I love the ability to import books from my computer. It’s so easy.
Count Eagle
The audio filters on ListenBook enhance the sound quality, making every listening session a treat for my ears. ListenBook’s support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily.
Classy Dancer
I can't thank the developers enough for constantly updating and improving the app. Audiobooks have made my long commutes enjoyable, and I'm always eager to see what's next. I've become a more empathetic listener and reader, thanks to the power of audiobooks. I'm hooked on ListenBook's silky-smooth playback, making my audio sessions truly enjoyable. Listening stats motivate me to read more. Great feature!
Insane SweepKick
From novels to speeches, this app's versatility in playing various audio formats has turned my daily activities into enriching listening sessions. What a game-changer! 🌟📚 ListenBook's user-friendly interface and quick controls make it my preferred choice for audiobook enjoyment. No more fussing with synchronization – this app just gets it done! Looping playback is a study tool that I can't live without. It helps me master challenging content. Binaural audio processing reduces listening fatigue. Fantastic feature!
ForumFlare
This app has transformed my daily walks into insightful journeys of knowledge – talk about efficiency! 👩🍳 Cooking up a storm while enjoying thrilling stories – this app adds flavor to my meals! 🍳🎧 ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a fun way to experiment with the audiobook experience. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances the audio quality to an impressive degree. The equalizer is a great addition. It really enhances the audio quality.
Spicy Thunder
I'm hooked on this app's curated content – it's like having a personal librarian. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a true savior for immersive listening, even in busy surroundings. The interface is so clean and clutter-free. It’s a pleasure to use. I love the cloud integration. I can access my books from anywhere.
Scratch
🛌 Drifting into dreamland with enchanting audiobooks – bedtime has become a gateway to imagination. 🌙📚 Audiobook multitasking made simple – this app's design is a game-changer. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to introduce them to captivating stories.
Wildcat Talent
The app's reliability and ease of use make it a true gem in the world of audiobooks. With this app, I've turned mundane tasks into moments of inspiration and education – it's brilliant! Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is a game-changer.
Sw33per
This app has become my loyal companion during travels and relaxation times. Quick access to chapters is so handy. Navigating through content is a breeze. Packed with useful features. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook app. Finally, an audiobook player that supports all formats! No more converting files.
DARK HQ
The sleep timer is a brilliant addition – I drift off to sleep with amazing stories. Listening to audiobooks on this app has become my favorite way to relax. I've rediscovered my love for reading, all thanks to this app's convenience.
Lucky Aurora
With ListenBook, my iPhone and iPad have become a gateway to a world of captivating stories. This app's sleek design and effortless controls have made audiobook listening an immersive experience.
Berry Succubus
The app's stability and reliability make it my go-to choice for audiobooks. I'm blown away by how this app has made my commutes productive and my downtime entertaining. ListenBook’s support for CarPlay and Apple Watch is fantastic. I can listen anywhere.
Sneaky Lady
With ListenBook, I've rediscovered my love for audiobooks. The binaural audio processing is a game-changer for comfortable, fatigue-free listening. ListenBook has rekindled my love for audiobooks. The app's interface is beautiful and user-friendly.
Dorothy Solitaire
I've become addicted to this app – in the best possible way! Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience. The intuitive chapter navigation and quick access to controls make my audiobook experience seamless.
Roma Kabuki
This app is like having a personal library with me wherever I go. I'm blown away by how this app has revolutionized my reading experience. I can't imagine my life without this app – it's my passport to countless stories. The interface is sleek and user-friendly. Makes navigating through chapters a breeze. Incredible character voices! Each person felt distinct without being over-the-top. The emotional scenes gave me chills with how well they were delivered.
Mint Ness
ListenBook's support for multiple download methods ensures I can always access my favorite content. ListenBook has all the features I need. My go-to audiobook app!
Nickname Master
I'm absolutely in love with this app! The interface is so intuitive and user-friendly. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a fun way to experiment with the audiobook experience. The app's seamless integration with Apple Watch makes it my perfect workout companion. The app’s design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player. The subtle background music at key moments enhanced the experience without being distracting. More audiobooks should use this technique when appropriate!
RZRWRE
Kudos to the creators for making literature so accessible and enjoyable. 🧘♀️☕ Unwinding with a cup of tea and a captivating audiobook – relaxation meets intellectual stimulation. 🍵📖 ListenBook's attention to detail in design and functionality sets it apart from other audiobook apps. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has never been easier or more convenient. The app is perfect for long walks. It keeps me company the whole time.
Koi Diva
I'm addicted to the personalized recommendations – it's like the app knows me! What a fantastic listening experience! The narrator brought the characters to life with distinct voices and emotional depth. The pacing was perfect - not too fast to lose details, not too slow to become boring. I particularly appreciated how well the narrator conveyed the atmosphere of key scenes.
Noise Toy
This app's simplicity has made me fall in love with books all over again. This app has transformed my daily commute into a captivating journey of knowledge and entertainment. The ability to adjust the tone of the narrator's voice is a creative touch that adds depth to my listening. Perfect for listening to educational materials. Highly efficient and useful.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience