Book description
Okay, so picture this: you're a washed-up star pilot whose whole "hero" identity died when quantum teleportation made all the flashy space battles obsolete. That's Dashford Pierce in Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash (and yes, it's the hilarious follow-up to Will Save the Galaxy for Cash - you have to start there). Now he's just trying to figure out who he is in a universe that doesn't need heroes anymore.
Enter his past, literally knocking on his door. Someone from his old life offers him one tiny, slightly illegal heist - just enough cash to start over and save his childhood hero from a bad end. "How hard could it be?" he asks, and honestly? You know it's about to be a total disaster. This is Dashford Pierce we're talking about. He's like the guy who walks into a dragon's lair just to ask for directions.
The audiobook? Absolute perfection. Yahtzee Croshaw narrates his own book, and it's like hanging out with your funniest, most sarcastic friend who's also about to get himself into the worst trouble ever. You can hear Dashford's internal panic ("Wait, this is the villain I used to chase?"), his deadpan disbelief ("They want me to work with them?"), and his genuinely confused "Wait, were we the bad guys all along?!" It's so much funnier when you're hearing it out loud.
The twist about star pilots vs. villains? Chef's kiss. It's not just a heist; it's a whole identity crisis wrapped in a space adventure. You'll be laughing out loud at the sheer ridiculousness of it all - the over-the-top villains, the near-misses, Dashford's terrible life choices. And the way Croshaw voices every snarky thought? Pure gold. You won't just be listening; you'll feel like you're right there, rolling your eyes along with him.
Seriously, if you love smart, hilarious sci-fi with heart (and zero patience for boring space opera), this audiobook is your new obsession. It's got the perfect mix of "oh no, what did he just do?!" and "I need to hear the next part." Forget saving the galaxy - you'll be saving your sanity from laughing too hard. Trust me, you need this. Grab it, press play, and get ready to have your favorite space hero (and villain) completely flipped on their head. You won't regret it for a second.
Crash Override
ListenBook's intuitive design and thoughtful features have made my audiobook experience delightful. The statistics feature in ListenBook provides valuable insights into my audiobook habits, helping me learn and grow. Navigating chapters is a breeze with ListenBook. It's a user-friendly and seamless experience.
DreamDiver
ListenBook has reignited my love for storytelling and learning, one audio file at a time. This app's intuitive controls and user-friendly layout have made audiobook listening a true pleasure. ๐ This app has turned my errands into exciting quests โ I can conquer the grocery store while enjoying a book! ๐๐ ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureโitโs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
GuTzd
I appreciate the option to listen to samples before committing to a book. CUE playlist support is a fantastic organizational feature. It keeps my audiobooks neatly arranged. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
Dark Matter
The bookmark feature is a lifesaver โ no more losing my place in the story! ListenBook's user-friendly controls and innovative features have made it an indispensable tool for my audiobook enjoyment. The compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch sets ListenBook apart from the rest. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience. ListenBook's intuitive layout and quick access to chapters make audiobook navigation a breeze.
Blizzard Vixen
๐๐ Exploring stories even with my eyes off the page โ this app is a bedtime dream! ๐ด๐ง ๐ก The future of audiobook listening is here โ this app's sleek functionality redefines how we enjoy our favorite stories. ๐ง๐ฎ The subtle background music at key moments enhanced the experience without being distracting. More audiobooks should use this technique when appropriate!
Chicago Blackout
No more fighting over the radio during family trips โ we're all hooked on audiobooks now. Thanks to ListenBook's binaural audio processing, my extended listening sessions are fatigue-free. Effortless audiobook exploration โ this app's design is a reader's dream.
Lime
The sheer variety of genres available ensures there's something for everyone. ListenBook's versatile features have made my audiobook experience more enjoyable than ever. With ListenBook, every moment is an opportunity to explore new stories and gain knowledge. With ListenBook, my audio content is organized, accessible, and ready to inspire me. ๐ Embracing a new reading habit with this app's seamless accessibility. Say goodbye to boredom! ๐ฑ๐
Scuffs
This app has made multitasking a breeze โ I can 'read' while I work! ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay is a major convenience during road trips. The listening stats feature is awesome. I can track my audiobook habits effortlessly. Love the silky-smooth playback and easy-to-use interface. ListenBook is the best!
Universe Bullet
ListenBook's intuitive controls and features have made it my preferred choice for audiobooks. ๐งโโ๏ธ Finding zen through storytelling โ this app makes meditation even more calming. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง โญ๏ธ Kudos to the developers for creating an app that's both functional and user-friendly. I can navigate and enjoy my books effortlessly. ๐๐
Whipsaw
I can't get enough of the celebrity narrators โ they add a unique charm to each book. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature for those who enjoy organized and structured listening. Tone adjustment adds a personalized touch to the narration, making the audiobook experience even more immersive. Tone adjustment adds a new layer of personalization to my audiobook experience. It's like having the narrator tailor the voice to my preferences. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my library look organized and professional.
Prof. Screw
ListenBook's compatibility with playlists and CUE files is a great addition for those who love organized listening. This app is my secret weapon for making the most of my free time. Sharing audiobooks with friends is a breeze thanks to ListenBook Pro's AirDrop and sharing options. Spread the joy of a good story! Binaural audio processing reduces listening fatigue. Fantastic feature!
Sick Saurus
The convenience of having an entire library at my fingertips is a dream come true. ListenBookโs support for CarPlay and Apple Watch is fantastic. I can listen anywhere.
Scuffs
๐๐ Falling asleep to audiobooks has never been easier โ this app's soothing voices ๐ด๐ง The app is so reliable. Iโve never had any issues with it.
Lunar Treat
Thank you for making my reading goals more achievable and enjoyable. Listening to audiobooks while gardening has made my outdoor time even more relaxing.
Sky
This app has become my ultimate travel companion, ensuring that I'm always entertained and inspired. Solid performance, but not outstanding. The narrator did a fine job, though their tone was a bit monotonous at times. The story itself was engaging enough, but I wouldnโt call it unforgettable.
CoB@lt
This app has made my commutes and long drives a source of joy and learning. This app is my audiobook haven. With a user-friendly interface and features like audio filters, I'm engrossed in stories like never before. ๐๐ Binaural audio processing is amazing. Reduced my listening fatigue significantly. A serviceable audiobook that met basic expectations. The narration was clear if somewhat unremarkable, and the production quality was standard without any noticeable technical issues. It kept me moderately engaged during workouts but didn't leave a lasting impression.
Dangle
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a portable audiobook library that I can carry everywhere. ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats means I can listen to all my favorite content without worries. The convenience of downloading audiobooks for offline listening is a game-changer. Audiobooks made accessible and enjoyable โ this app's design is a triumph. ListenBook's tone adjustment feature in the Pro version is a creative tool that adds a fun twist to my audiobook journey.
Bad Bond
ListenBook has given me a renewed appreciation for audio content โ it's my new favorite app. With this app, I've turned mundane tasks into moments of inspiration and education โ it's brilliant! ListenBook's integration with AirDrop and sharing options makes it simple to spread the joy of storytelling. Adjusting playback speed has revolutionized the way I learn and enjoy audiobooks. I can adapt the pace to my needs, maximizing comprehension and retention. A textbook example of great audiobook narration! The performer's diction was flawless, their pacing ideal, and their emotional range impressive. I never felt like I was being "read to" but rather like I was experiencing the story firsthand. The audio engineering was equally professional.
Shooter
I can't get enough of this app's convenience โ it has transformed my audiobook journey into a joyous experience. An audiobook lover's dream come true! This app's seamless functionality and diverse format support make it my go-to choice for immersive storytelling. ๐๐ง The noise reduction feature is a game-changer for clearer dictaphone recordings. The app is so responsive. It never lags or freezes.
Saber-RED
This app has made literature accessible and engaging for all ages. I'd love to see more classic titles, but the current selection is already fantastic. ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a thoughtful touch I appreciate. ListenBook has become my workout buddy. It keeps me entertained and motivated during exercise. Downloading over WiFi is super efficient. Saves a lot of time.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience