Book description
Okay, so picture this: you're a washed-up star pilot whose whole "hero" identity died when quantum teleportation made all the flashy space battles obsolete. That's Dashford Pierce in Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash (and yes, it's the hilarious follow-up to Will Save the Galaxy for Cash - you have to start there). Now he's just trying to figure out who he is in a universe that doesn't need heroes anymore.
Enter his past, literally knocking on his door. Someone from his old life offers him one tiny, slightly illegal heist - just enough cash to start over and save his childhood hero from a bad end. "How hard could it be?" he asks, and honestly? You know it's about to be a total disaster. This is Dashford Pierce we're talking about. He's like the guy who walks into a dragon's lair just to ask for directions.
The audiobook? Absolute perfection. Yahtzee Croshaw narrates his own book, and it's like hanging out with your funniest, most sarcastic friend who's also about to get himself into the worst trouble ever. You can hear Dashford's internal panic ("Wait, this is the villain I used to chase?"), his deadpan disbelief ("They want me to work with them?"), and his genuinely confused "Wait, were we the bad guys all along?!" It's so much funnier when you're hearing it out loud.
The twist about star pilots vs. villains? Chef's kiss. It's not just a heist; it's a whole identity crisis wrapped in a space adventure. You'll be laughing out loud at the sheer ridiculousness of it all - the over-the-top villains, the near-misses, Dashford's terrible life choices. And the way Croshaw voices every snarky thought? Pure gold. You won't just be listening; you'll feel like you're right there, rolling your eyes along with him.
Seriously, if you love smart, hilarious sci-fi with heart (and zero patience for boring space opera), this audiobook is your new obsession. It's got the perfect mix of "oh no, what did he just do?!" and "I need to hear the next part." Forget saving the galaxy - you'll be saving your sanity from laughing too hard. Trust me, you need this. Grab it, press play, and get ready to have your favorite space hero (and villain) completely flipped on their head. You won't regret it for a second.
Pepper
Tone adjustment is a brilliant addition that lets me personalize the narration to my liking. It adds an extra layer of connection to the audiobooks. Noise reduction and voice tone adjustment are excellent additions.
RetroMirage
Background play feature lets me multitask while enjoying a book β brilliant! βοΈ This app's functionality is a symphony of efficiency β I'm savoring stories with ease, even on the busiest days. πΆπ ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand, transforming noisy environments into serene listening spaces. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer. My audio quality has improved dramatically. I love how customizable the playback speed is. It makes listening so much more enjoyable.
Cardinal Rebel
With this app, I've rediscovered the joy of literature during my daily walks β it's truly invigorating. With this app, I'm experiencing the joy of reading in a whole new light. The appβs design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player. I love the auto-bookmark feature. It saves my place automatically.
Killer Merlot
ListenBook's support for chapters and bookmarks ensures that I never lose my place in a story. I can't imagine my life without this app β it's my daily dose of literary magic. ListenBook's support for various formats ensures that no audiobook is out of reach. ListenBook's statistics feature is eye-opening. I had no idea how much time I spent immersed in audiobooks until I started using it. The app is perfect for long commutes. It keeps me entertained for hours.
Grabber
The controls on ListenBook are intuitive and user-friendly, making it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. Finally, an app that lets me organize my audiobooks effortlessly. The library organization and book groups feature make navigation a breeze. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Jelly Momentum
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Mr. Wholesome
Noise reduction on ListenBook enhances the clarity of dictaphone recordings, allowing me to enjoy content even in noisy environments. The compatibility with Apple Watch is a huge plus. I can control my audiobooks from my wrist! I love the compatibility with iOS 16. The app runs smoothly and flawlessly. Packed with useful features. My favorite audiobook app!
Lady Pomegranate
ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile. A textbook example of great audiobook narration! The performer's diction was flawless, their pacing ideal, and their emotional range impressive. I never felt like I was being "read to" but rather like I was experiencing the story firsthand. The audio engineering was equally professional.
Don Stab
The drag-and-drop download feature on ListenBook is incredibly convenient β no more complicated processes. πΆ Music? Nah, I prefer immersing myself in captivating stories with this app! πΆπ ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a boon for those who enjoy deep dives into lengthy narratives. ListenBook's compatibility with a wide range of audio formats ensures that no audiobook is off-limits. The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile.
High Deck
ListenBook's customizable audio filters are a game-changer for tailoring my audiobook playback. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a game-changer.
Twitch
This app's sleek design and intuitive navigation have made audiobook listening a seamless experience. π± No more lugging around heavy books β this app brings the library to my phone! ππ± π Accessing my favorite authors and genres is a breeze with this app's user-friendly functionality. π±π§ Seamless audiobook integration β this app's design is a true delight.
Eight Patrol
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a portable audiobook library that I can carry everywhere. I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks, and this one stands out for its professional quality. The narrator struck the ideal balance between dramatic interpretation and letting the text speak for itself. The audio engineering was superb with consistent volume levels and crystal-clear recording.
InsightInkwell
I'm impressed by ListenBook's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch is a testament to its innovation. This app's convenience has revolutionized the way I experience books. This app is perfect for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is sleek and modern, and the playback controls are super responsive. I also appreciate the cloud integration, which lets me access my books from anywhere. Great work!
Uncle Psycho
Finally, a way to enjoy literature on the go without straining my eyes. This app's customizable features, from playback speed to filters, are fantastic.
GiddeeUP
This app has made me appreciate the art of storytelling even more. ListenBook's sleek interface and precise controls make it a joy to use during my daily listening sessions. πΆ Forget background music, I've got enchanting stories to accompany my chores! π΅π Audiobooks on demand? Yes, please! With this app's robust features, I'm always just a tap away from immersing myself in captivating narratives. ππ± The app is super intuitive. I was up and running in minutes.
Killer Merlot
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and seamless playback have made it my go-to app. π‘ This app has made my daily schedule more interesting β 'reading' on the go! π±πΆββοΈ Every moment is an adventure with this app by my side. Its intuitive features and diverse format support ensure that my audiobook journey is seamless and exciting. ππ§ No more hassle with file conversion. This app handles all formats effortlessly. ListenBook has completely transformed how I enjoy audiobooks. The chapter navigation is seamless, and the statistics feature is a fun way to track my listening progress. The app is stable, fast, and incredibly user-friendly. Five stars!
Patton Digger
ListenBook's support for various audio formats makes it a versatile app for all kinds of audiobook enthusiasts. Audiobook pleasure simplified β this app's functionality is a reader's delight.
Alpha
Audiobooks on this app have made me look forward to my long commutes. Quick access to chapters and controls makes ListenBook a joy to use. It's a seamless experience.
Die Slice
ListenBook has become my go-to app for all things audio β from lectures to speeches, it's got it all. This app is my secret weapon for learning while I'm on the move. ListenBook's audio filters are a valuable tool for customizing my audiobook playback to perfection. This app is a game-changer for audiobook enthusiasts. The interface is intuitive, and the playback is seamless! ListenBook is a game-changer for audiobook lovers. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
CuriousCoder
The audiobook player's silky-smooth playback is like music to my ears. Flawless performance! Downloading books directly in the app is so easy. Highly recommend!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience