Book description
Richard Cypher's sword reveals his soul? Oh, how delightfully clichΓ©. Terry Goodkind's Wizard's First Rule arrives as an audiobook, and let's just say the narration leans hard into the "ancient, brooding, and utterly predictable" vibe. You've got your hero, Richard, a forest-dwelling woodsman whose life gets upended by a mysterious woman named Kahlan-whose sole purpose, apparently, is to be both a damsel and a plot device wrapped in a "dare not say" mystery. The audiobook's narrator, bless their heart, delivers every line like it's carved into a stone tablet: "His world... shattered." Sigh. You can practically hear the echo.
Goodkind's prose is a masterclass in overwriting. "Ancient debts come due with thundering violence" isn't just dramatic-it's the literary equivalent of shouting "BOO!" in a silent library. And the "soul-revealing sword" trope? It's less "deep character exploration" and more "plot armor for a protagonist who hasn't earned a single emotional beat." Kahlan's "secrets" are so thinly veiled they'd be obvious to a toddler. The audiobook leans into this, making every whispered "dare not say" feel like a punchline to a joke no one else gets.
What's truly fascinating is how the audiobook amplifies the book's flaws. The slow, deliberate pacing? Perfect for highlighting how little actually happens. Richard stands around pondering his sword while the world burns, and the narrator makes it feel like a philosophical summit. Meanwhile, Kahlan's "betrayal" is less a twist and more a narrative shrug-her "best of hearts" conveniently failing when the plot needs her to be mysterious. The book's "dark age" setting? More like a generic fantasy theme park with extra angst.
But here's the thing: Wizard's First Rule is so committed to its own absurdity that it becomes unintentionally hilarious. The audiobook's earnest delivery makes the dialogue land like a slapstick comedy. "Falling in love would destroy them-for reasons Richard can't imagine and Kahlan dare not say." Yes, because clearly, the only thing standing between them and a happily-ever-after is a 300-page misunderstanding about soul-revealing swords. It's not bad writing-it's writing so stubbornly unoriginal it's almost a parody of itself.
So, should you listen? If you enjoy the sound of your own eye-rolling echoing in the forest, absolutely. The audiobook's earnestness turns every overwrought line into a gift. It's the fantasy equivalent of a friend insisting their burnt toast is "artisanal." You'll cringe, you'll chuckle at how hard it's trying to be profound, and you'll probably skip ahead to the "battle" scenes just to hear the narrator say "THUNDERING VIOLENCE" one more time. It's not a legend yet-it's a cautionary tale about how to write a book that's so sure of itself, it forgets to be interesting. But hey, at least the narrator's commitment to "dare not say" is impeccable. One book. One rule: skip the audiobook, but if you must, bring snacks for the eye-rolling.
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience