Book description
You Drive Like an Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the asshole drivers you encounter on the road, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of asshole drivers -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a note for the asshole not paying attention to the road, or the asshole hauling the speedboat, or the asshole with the Duct-taped-on fender? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole driving on a flat tire, the asshole who blocked you in, the asshole bus driver, or the senior citizen asshole, you should never get on the road without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Too Young to Afford That Car Dear Rush-Hour-Taxi-Driving Asshole Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Slow Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Fast Dear Unmarked-Police-Car Asshole Dear Asshole Driving on a Mini Spare Tire Dear VNTY-PLT ASSHL Dear Asshole Driving in the Carpool Lane And more!
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience