Book description
As a columnist for the Washington Post, Alexandra Petri has watched in real time as those who didn't learn from history have been forced to repeat it. And repeat it. And repeat it. If we repeat history one more time, we're going to fail! Maybe it's time for a new textbook.Alexandra Petri's US History contains a lost (invented!) history of America. (A history for people disappointed that the only president whose weird sex letters we have is Warren G. Harding.) Petri's "historical fan fiction" draws on real events and completely absurd fabrications to create a laugh-out-loud, irreverent takedown of our nation's complicated past.On Petri's deranged timeline, John and Abigail Adams try sexting, the March sisters from Little Women are sixty feet tall, and Susan Sontag goes to summer camp. Nearly eighty short, hilarious pieces span centuries of American history and culture. Ayn Rand rewrites The Little Engine That Could. Nikola Tesla's friends stage an intervention when he falls in love with a pigeon. The characters from Sesame Street invade Normandy. And Mark Twain--who famously said reports of his death had been greatly exaggerated--offers a detailed account of his undeath, in which he becomes a zombie.This side-splitting work of historical humor shows why Alexandra Petri has been hailed as a "genius," a "national treasure,"+ and "one of the funniest writers alive"+.Olivia Nuzzi, Katha Pollitt +Julia Ioffe, Katy Tur, John Scalzi, Chuck Wendig, Jamil Smith, and Susan Hennessey +Randall Munroe
Bad Badminton
The family subscription option is a money-saver β everyone gets to enjoy their favorite books. π Farewell, boredom during ironing sessions β audiobooks make it a breeze! ππ§ ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a dream come true for those epic tales. It's like having a personal audiobook library in your pocket. ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch adds a new level of convenience to my audiobook journey. ListenBook is hands down the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The interface is clean, intuitive, and packed with features like customizable playback speed and sleep timers. It supports all formats, which is a huge plus for me. Highly recommend!
Bang Shift
This app has transformed my screen time into valuable learning and entertainment. Listening to books while doing chores? This app makes it possible! This app's ease of use has made my downtime more enriching and enjoyable. πΆββοΈπ§ Strolling through captivating narratives while I take my daily walks β pure bliss! ποΈπ
Rosie Bird
User-centric audiobook joy β this app's ease of use is impressive. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks from various sources has become effortless. The statistics feature in ListenBook provides valuable insights into my audiobook habits, helping me learn and grow.
StarZen
πββοΈπ I'm conquering literary marathons with ease, all thanks to this app's intuitive controls and smooth functionality. π±π ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like my personal audiobook oasis. Great app! ListenBook supports so many formats, and the playback is always smooth.
Spit Turanga
ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats ensures that I can enjoy a wide range of content hassle-free. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature that allows me to curate themed listening sessions, creating a dynamic and engaging audiobook experience. Great app for audiobook enthusiasts. ListenBook supports a wide range of formats. I love the ability to change the background color. Itβs a nice touch. The perfect balance between dramatic reading and natural storytelling. Felt like a friend telling me an amazing story rather than someone just reading words.
Cinder Coffee
Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its functionality, from seamless downloads to binaural audio processing, has truly raised the bar. π±π Shuffle playback is a fun feature. It keeps me engaged with my audiobooks. Quick access to chapters is so handy. Navigating through content is a breeze.
Wonder Lady
Audiobooks have turned road trips into unforgettable journeys of imagination. The fact that ListenBook doesn't just play, but enhances audio quality, is truly remarkable. I can't imagine my life without this app β it's my daily dose of literary magic. This app's user-friendly interface has made audiobook listening a breeze, even for a tech novice like me.
Sugar Man
As a visually impaired person, this app has opened up a new world of stories for me. ListenBook's compatibility with playlists and CUE files is a great addition for those who love organized listening. ListenBook's library organization and book groups help me keep my content neatly sorted. Love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device. ListenBook makes organizing my audiobooks simple. The app is very user-friendly.
SprkR
I'm amazed at how this app seamlessly integrates with my daily routine. My long walks have turned into exciting adventures with this app. Kudos to the developers for creating an app that caters to audiobook lovers like me. From sleek design to functional features, it's a true gem. ππ
Lady Q
I've fallen in love with literature all over again, thanks to this incredible app. I'm addicted to this app's ability to seamlessly blend books into my life. πββοΈπ Running with purpose β this app keeps my mind engaged as I conquer my fitness goals! πββοΈπ ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances my audiobook experience, ensuring I catch every detail. ListenBook is more than just an app β it's a doorway to a world of knowledge and imagination.
ShadowDancer
ListenBook's detailed statistics feature helps me keep track of my listening habits. It's amazing to see how much I've learned from all those audiobooks! The app's interface is so sleek and modern. It's a joy to use. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a creative feature. It allows for a unique and personalized experience. Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice is a unique touch β it's like having a personalized reading. Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice adds a layer of personalization that I never knew I needed.
Pluto
The app's features, like the sleep timer, make it clear that it's designed with readers in mind. πΆ Music? Nah, I prefer immersing myself in captivating stories with this app! πΆπ π± It's like having a personal audiobook library at my fingertips! This app's functionality is a dream come true for book lovers. ππ₯ ListenBook has become my gateway to new worlds, allowing me to explore stories, ideas, and knowledge. Navigating through chapters has never been easier. It's a user-friendly delight.
DARK HQ
ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch is seamless. I can now enjoy my favorite audiobooks during commutes and workouts. Navigating through chapters is a breeze. It's like having a personal reading guide. A reasonable choice for casual listening. The audiobook was well-produced, but the pacing felt uneven in places. I didnβt dislike it, but I also didnβt feel strongly about it one way or another.
Devil Chick
π§ββοΈ Finding zen in the art of listening β this app takes mindfulness to a new level! π§ββοΈπ§ Downloading audiobooks is a breeze, thanks to the variety of options available.
Divine Bramble
The sleep timer is a brilliant addition β I drift off to sleep with amazing stories. I'm impressed by how much more I'm learning through audiobooks compared to traditional reading. ListenBook's dedication to excellence shines through in its performance and features. ListenBook's intuitive design and thoughtful features have made my audiobook experience delightful. I'm blown away by the attention to detail in every aspect of this app.
180
I never thought I'd enjoy audiobooks as much as I do now β all thanks to this app. With this app, reading is no longer a luxury β it's a convenient habit. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for clear and distraction-free listening. The user-friendly interface and smooth navigation make this app a pleasure to use daily. Elegant design and user-friendly interface. Love it!
Dez Bonbon
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is such a fun way to spread joy. My workouts have become more enjoyable and productive with ListenBook's compatibility with Apple Watch.
HOV
ListenBook's dedication to excellence shines through in its impeccable audio quality and user-friendly features. This app has made me realize that I don't need a lot of time to read.
Divine Bramble
π©βπ³ Cooking up a storm while enjoying thrilling stories β this app adds flavor to my meals! π³π§ ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a playful addition that lets me tweak the audiobook experience. The appβs design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player.
Dora the Destroyer
With ListenBook, I can immerse myself in captivating stories and enriching knowledge, all in one app. This app's features, from bookmarking to customizable playback speed, are fantastic. I canβt believe how easy it is to manage my audiobook library with ListenBook. Highly recommended! The app never crashes. Itβs reliable and stable.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience