Book description
Building a Better Boomer offers laugh-out-loud advice for the generation caught between ChatGPT and Betamax VHS. Here's hilarious ways boomers can see better, eat better, exercise better, sleep better, retire better, and, maybe, even remember better-and still be around for the launch of the iPhone 211 Pro."Neil Offen has become one of America's greatesthumorists, embracing the lighter side of the aging processwith charm and wit culled from personal experience. Hiscolumns, and now this book, have become must-read."-Marty Appel, New York Times bestselling author ofPinstripe Empire and Munson"Neil Offen's timing is perfect. This is the moment whenwe need a book that is this funny-Oen makes us laugh atsubjects that are not supposed to be funny, which may bethe denition of the best humor. Building a Better Boomernever stops and never misres."-Mark Kurlansky, New York Times bestselling authorof Salt; Cod; and The Importance of Not Being Ernest"Neil Offen offers laugh-out-loud-but still practical-advice about how to deal with the indignities of growingolder, all the while trying to combat aging and agingstereotypes. This is a book for all boomers, and those whocare for and love them."-Steven Petrow, contributing columnist TheWashington Post and author, Stupid Things I Won't DoWhen I Get Old"I have often heard it said that there is nothing funny aboutgrowing older. Well, as Neil Offen proves-hysterically-inBuilding a Better Boomer, that is wildly inaccurate. Iflaughter truly is the best medicine, this is a book that Iheartily prescribe for my fellow boomers. Offen's sharp-and unfortunately accurate-observations will make youlaugh out loud, assuming of course you can rememberwhere you left your reading glasses. Let me suggest that thenicest thing you can give to one of our peers is this gift oflaughter."- David Fisher, New York Times bestselling author"There's no better source of smiles, laughs, even guffaws, asyour body deteriorates and your role in society diminishes, than these essays by humor-writer-nonpareil Neil Offen."-Mitchell Stephens, author of The Voice of America: Lowell Thomas and the Invention of 20th-CenturyJournalism"Neil Offen's hilarious Building a Better Boomer is a raremix of laugh-out-loud and close-to-the-bone. Sure, it'sfunny but it's also insightful, sweet, and even provocative.You will read this book to laugh and keep from crying, because, as Neil so shrewdly observes, 'there is a limit onhow much better we can become.'"-Frank Van Riper, author of Recovered Memory: NewYork & Paris 1960-1980
Fiend Oblivion
Looping playback is an invaluable tool for my study sessions. It helps me grasp complex concepts. ListenBook has become my go-to app for all audiobooks. Full of useful features.
Darkside Hooker
Audiobooks have made my morning routine something to look forward to. This app's support for various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks without any hassle. Automated artwork and metadata extraction add a professional touch to my audiobook collection.
DollFaceKillah
ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a detail-oriented touch I truly appreciate. Audiobooks on this app have expanded my horizons and introduced me to new ideas. Bravo to the creators of this app β they've truly captured the essence of convenient audiobook enjoyment. The smooth playback and thoughtful design have won me over. ππ Elegant design and easy-to-use interface. Very happy with ListenBook.
Ice
I love that ListenBook Pro allows me to customize the tone of the sound β it adds a personal touch. This app is a treasure trove of knowledge, entertainment, and imagination. Bookmarking my favorite parts of audiobooks is now a breeze. Love this feature! ListenBook has become my workout buddy. It keeps me entertained and motivated during exercise. Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a fantastic feature. It adds a personal touch.
Prof. Screw
Audiobooks have never been this accessible and enjoyable. This app's compatibility with various formats and its emphasis on user experience have made it an essential tool for me. π±π Audiobook enthusiasts, celebrate! This app's thoughtful features, like auto-rewind and easy chapter navigation, cater perfectly to our reading cravings. ππ The app is perfect for bedtime listening. The sleep timer is a must-have.
Freeze Queen
This app has brought the magic of books back into my life. I'm amazed at how effortlessly this app has made reading a constant in my life.
Martini Flower
I'm exploring new genres and authors I wouldn't have considered otherwise. ListenBookβs support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily. The subtle background music at key moments enhanced the experience without being distracting. More audiobooks should use this technique when appropriate!
Swerve
This app's library is a treasure trove β I'm always discovering new favorites. Beautiful layout and easy access to chapters. Really impressed with ListenBook.
Divine Quasar
Looping playback is a study aid sent from heaven. It's helping me ace my exams! The app is so versatile. It works with all my devices.
Dallas Foxface
ListenBook is a must-have for audiobook lovers. The auto-rewind feature ensures I never miss a word. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has become effortless, regardless of the source. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study routine. It helps me retain information effectively. Makes audiobook listening super easy and enjoyable. Thank you! Binaural audio processing really works. Less fatigue during long listening sessions.
RealmRanger
Audiobooks on this app have turned my travels into explorations of new narratives. Tone adjustment is a brilliant addition that lets me personalize the narration to my liking. It adds an extra layer of connection to the audiobooks. Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice is a unique feature that adds a personal touch. I canβt believe how easy it is to manage my audiobook library with ListenBook. Highly recommended!
VisionVoyager
Mastering audiobook navigation β this app's ease of use is commendable. Audiobook immersion without fuss β this app's ease of use is commendable. Listening statistics motivate me to read more. Excellent feature!
Cuff Queen
The app is perfect for road trips. It keeps me entertained for hours. What a delightful listening experience! The narrator's timing was impeccable, knowing exactly when to pause for effect or let the words flow. Their character voices were distinct yet natural - no over-the-top accents or distracting vocal tics. The audio quality was consistently excellent.
Subzero Taffy
I can't get enough of this app's user-friendly interface β it's a true delight. Audiobook journey simplified β this app's functionality is a wonderful surprise. With support for various formats, I can finally listen to my diverse audiobook collection. AirDrop sharing is a very convenient feature. Thanks, ListenBook!
Fire Fish
I'm finally making progress on my reading goals, thanks to this app's convenience. Listening to books in their original language has improved my foreign language skills. I'm amazed at how this app's narrators bring characters and stories to life. Audiobooks made delightful β this app's usability is a breath of fresh air. Iβm so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Pompeii Unicorn
ListenBook has become my go-to app for all things audio β from lectures to speeches, it's got it all. Listening to books while doing chores? This app makes it possible! Audiobook enjoyment has become an integral part of my routine, thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. A must-have! ππ± No more interruptions β the auto-rewind feature is a genius solution for seamless listening. The app's ability to handle various audio formats is impressive. No more file conversions!
Sepukku
With ListenBook, I've found a reliable and enjoyable way to listen to audiobooks and expand my knowledge. This app's sleek design and intuitive navigation have made audiobook listening a seamless experience. The app's support for multiple formats is flawless. Very satisfied.
HolyCombo
This app is a blessing for those with busy schedules β it's like time travel through stories. π§ My daily chores just got an upgrade! Thanks to this app, I can dive into captivating stories while cooking and cleaning. ππ³ Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to spread the joy of storytelling. A fun feature!
Flotsams54
Packed with useful features. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook app. I love the quick access to settings. It makes tweaking the app so easy.
Dream Killer
This app has brought the magic of books back into my life. This app's ease of use has made my long drives educational and enjoyable. π This app has ignited my passion for reading β I can't get enough of its convenience! ππ₯ Unlocking a world of literary possibilities, this app's extensive compatibility and user-friendly controls have made audiobook enjoyment an everyday joy. π±π I'm impressed by the extensive statistics feature, allowing me to track my audiobook consumption over time.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience