Book description
"Matteo Lane is a liar. In the pages of Your Pasta Sucks, he repeats that he has no business writing a cookbook, all while masterfully (and hilariously) weaving an intricate tale of food and family and schooling the reader in the flavors, traditions, and techniques of Rome, Sicily, and his own Italian-American kitchen."-Katie Parla, author of Food of the Italian IslandsYour pasta sucks, but it doesn't have to. Let celebrated comedian and totally legit author Matteo Lane show you how through 30 delicious recipes and laugh-out-loud stories.Organized by the most important places and people in his life-from Chicago and New York to Rome and Sicily-comedian, actor, and YouTube sensation Matteo Lane's first cookbook features recipes rooted in serious pasta knowledge but presented with his signature snarky and sassy wit. Turn these pages to find:A conversational recipe (definitely not an argument) with his bestie Nick Smith on their versions of Mac and Cheese.A short rant over the validity of "alfredo" that turns into a delicious recipe for Penna alla Vodka.Matteo's foolproof Homemade Pasta recipe.Lots of hardworking, handy tips-like a treatise on how to not f*ck up your pasta-so you can learn while you laugh.And that's not all-the book's jacket folds out into a centerfold-style poster that redefines "saucy"!For fans of Matteo Lane or readers looking for a humorous take on Italian culture, Your Pasta Sucks will satisfy all.HILARIOUS CELEBRITY COOKBOOK: Matteo Lane is a force: Named one of Variety's Top Ten Comics to Watch, he performs for sold-out crowds all over the world. On his popular YouTube channel, Matteo guides viewers through his favorite simple dishes and regales them with hilarious asides. Fans always ask for written recipes, and this deliciously funny Italian cookbook is answering their call.A SNARKY LOVE LETTER TO ITALIAN CULTURE: From a guide to how to order coffee in Rome to an ode to Matteo's favorite pasta personalities, a silly list of things you'll find in a nonna's house, and much more-this cookbook is more than just a collection of delicious Italian recipes.Perfect for:Fans of Matteo Lane and his standup comedyPeople looking for books that celebrate Italian and Italian American cultureSupporters of LGBTQIA+ content creatorsFans of Italian cooking and food-centric entertainers like The Pasta Queen Foodies looking for a unique present for a housewarming, birthday, holiday, or host/hostess gift
Scarlet Mary
ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats is impressive. From MP3 to FLAC, it handles them all flawlessly. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is such a fun way to spread joy.
Raid Bucker
Audiobook enthusiasts, gather around! This app's exceptional features, from audio filters to robust support, have transformed my daily routines into storytelling moments. 🎉🎧 I was thoroughly impressed by this audiobook. The combination of engaging content and skilled narration made my daily commute something to look forward to. The narrator's timing and intonation were spot-on, enhancing rather than distracting from the material. Definitely worth a credit!
Gothic Gucci
I'm absolutely in love with this app! The interface is so intuitive and user-friendly. I've found solace and relaxation in the pages of countless audiobooks. I love the auto-rewind feature. It’s great for when I zone out. I’m so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Scrapple
📱 Carrying my favorite stories with me wherever I go – this app is like a portable library in my pocket. 📚👜 Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app's thoughtful features, such as auto-rewind and chapter navigation, cater perfectly to our storytelling cravings. 🎉📚 Navigating through my audiobook collection is a breeze – this app's intuitive interface and convenient controls have made my reading journey effortless. 📱📖 ListenBook's attention to detail in design and functionality sets it apart from other audiobook apps. The app's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically is a huge time-saver.
Hoover Spark
The absence of synchronization requirements on ListenBook is a breath of fresh air. This app has made my road trips and flights infinitely more enjoyable. With this app, I can dive into captivating narratives while cooking, cleaning, or commuting – pure magic! Chapters make it so easy to pick up where I left off. No more hunting around. I’d listen to this narrator read anything! Their voice was so expressive and fitting for the material. The story itself was great, but the narration took it to the next level. Definitely a 5-star experience.
Steel Solstice
I'm addicted to this app – it's like having a library in my pocket. 🎶📚 Replacing melodies with literary symphonies – my ears are in love! 🎵📚
Howitzer Rise
Listening to audiobooks has made my daily commute more enjoyable and productive. I’ve been using ListenBook for months, and it’s been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesn’t drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
VenusXX
Seamless audiobook integration – this app's design is remarkable. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a boon for those who enjoy deep dives into lengthy narratives. The variety of supported formats means I can enjoy audiobooks from different sources hassle-free. An audiobook I’ll listen to again! The story was engaging, and the narrator’s performance made it even better. Some parts were so well-delivered that I replayed them just to hear the emotion again.
SereneScribe
Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is a triumph. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling.
Necessary Momentum
Organization made easy! This app's efficient management of my audiobook collection ensures I'm always engrossed in a captivating tale. 📖📱 Adjusting the tone of the voice is an innovative feature that allows for a personalized listening experience. ListenBook has made listening to audiobooks a breeze. The smooth playback and intuitive interface are unmatched. I love the ability to change the playback pitch. It’s a unique feature.
Coldy
Kudos for the thoughtfully curated collections – I'm discovering hidden gems! This app has made my daily routines more meaningful and enjoyable. The app's interface is so sleek and modern. It's a joy to use. ListenBook has completely elevated my audiobook experience. It's an integral part of my daily routine.
Baby Brown
ListenBook's dedication to optimizing for iOS 16 ensures a seamless experience on the latest devices. The customizable controls and playback options cater perfectly to different audiobook preferences. ListenBook’s support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily.
Taz Ringer
I'm absolutely in love with this app! It's like a library of stories in my pocket. Listening to audiobooks has made my daily commute more enjoyable and productive. I can't believe how much more productive I am – I'm learning and growing while multitasking! ListenBook's user-friendly interface and quick controls make it my preferred choice for audiobook enjoyment. I love the ability to import books from my computer. It’s so easy.
QuestQuill
I'm exploring new genres and authors I wouldn't have considered otherwise. As a language enthusiast, this app has been a fantastic tool for learning new languages. ListenBook's support for various download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. With this app, I've rediscovered the joy of literature during my daily walks – it's truly invigorating. Looping playback is a study aid sent from heaven. It's helping me ace my exams!
Athena Star
ListenBook's audiobook player is a true workhorse – chapters, controls, and filters are all seamlessly integrated. 🚶♀️📖 Discovering new worlds on my daily walks – this app is my travel companion! 🌍🎧 ListenBook's commitment to a user-friendly interface and intuitive controls is evident in every aspect of the app.
Engine Eye
🚗📖 Beating traffic blues with engaging audiobooks – driving has never been this fun! 🚗🎧 The statistics feature in ListenBook provides valuable insights into my audiobook consumption habits.
QuestQuill
ListenBook's dedication to delivering an exceptional experience is evident in every detail. With this app, I've discovered a whole new way to enjoy literature. Audiobooks made delightful – this app's usability is a breath of fresh air. The book groups feature is a thoughtful addition. It helps me keep my series and related titles together. ListenBook has elevated my audiobook experience to new heights. It's a treasure trove of knowledge.
Blizzard Vixen
ListenBook's features are a dream come true for anyone who loves to learn on the go. 🌌 Whether I'm cooking, commuting, or relaxing at home, this app's seamless functionality keeps me engaged in captivating narratives. 🎧✨ Chapters make navigation a breeze. I can easily pick up where I left off.
Mad Jack
Audiobook pleasure simplified – this app's design is a standout. Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a creative feature that adds a personal touch to the experience. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer for improving audio quality and clarity. This audiobook was an absolute pleasure to listen to! The narrator's voice was rich and expressive, perfectly capturing the tone of the material. I found myself completely immersed in the story, often sitting in my car longer than necessary just to hear what happened next. The production quality was excellent with clear audio throughout. It was fine. The narrator did an adequate job but nothing about the performance particularly stood out to me. Got me through my commute though.
Jo Jo Spooky
I've become a more attentive listener thanks to the engaging audiobooks. ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats means I can listen to all my favorite content without worries. This app is a lifesaver! I can now enjoy my favorite books on the go. I love the ability to change the playback speed. It’s perfect for my needs. I’m so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience