Book description
Hot Cowgirl Sht: The Hilarious Adventures of Farmer Lacie and Her Adorable, Huggable Cows
If you've ever imagined that life on a cattle ranch is all serene sunsets and endless fields, Lacie Evans flips that picture upside down with a wink and a laugh. In Hot Cowgirl Sht, she invites us into the chaotic heart of her farm-a place where every day feels like a comedy sketch yet remains rooted in genuine love for animals.
From the very first page, Evans' voice is unmistakable: playful, candid, and unafraid to call her cows by their true personalities. Snow, the white queen who thinks she's royalty; Oswald, the bottle-baby who believes Lacie is his mother; Rocco Flocc o Flame, the bull with a heart as big as his libido; and Jade, the miracle calf born from the union of two larger-than-life characters-all come alive with humor that feels both fresh and familiar. Readers will find themselves chuckling at Rocco's flirtations while also rooting for Snow's regal dignity.
What makes this book stand out is its balance between comedy and tenderness. Lacie doesn't just showcase funny anecdotes; she offers a behind-the-scenes look at the daily grind, the unexpected mishaps, and the small moments of connection that make farm life so rewarding. The humor never undermines the respect she holds for her animals-it amplifies it.
Fans of memoirs like The Last Farm or Bovine BFFs will find Evans' storytelling approachable yet uniquely spirited. Even those who've never set foot on a ranch can feel the warmth of Lacie's affection, and perhaps even get an urge to "grab your baby by the horns" (in a metaphorical sense). The book is short enough for a weekend read but packed with enough charm that you'll want to keep flipping pages.
In short, Hot Cowgirl Sht* is a delightful romp through rural life that reminds us humor and heart can coexist. Lacie Evans delivers a collection of stories that are as endearing as they are side-splitting-perfect for anyone who loves animals, laughs at the absurd, and believes that love is best served with a little cow-sized affection.
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Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
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Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience