Book description
'Some of the weirdest and funniest prose imaginable' MEGAN NOLAN'The funniest book of the year and one of the smartest' GARY SHTEYNGART'The excavation of heterosexual desire our age deserves' LITHUB'Top of our reading pile' SUNDAY TIMES STYLE 'Bitterly funny' VOGUEA hilarious, surreal, and devastating journey into the mind of Reality Kahn, a young woman on a quest to be the greatest girlfriend of all time.It was decreed from the moment she was bornth. Twenty-three-year-old Reality Kahn would embark on a quest so great, so bold. She would become the greatest girlfriend of all time. She would be a zine maker, an aspiring notary, the greatest waterslide commercial actress on the Eastern Seaboard. She would receive messages from the beyond in the form of advice from the esteemed and ancient ladies' magazine, Girlfriend Weekly.When she attends a party at a punk venue known as 'Paradise', Reality meets Ariel, her fated boyfriend. Determined to win his affection, she joins a cutting-edge clinical trial created by Dr Zweig Altmann to help her become a perfect girlfriend. She stars in a new commercial. She learns how to become an indelible host. But Reality will also learn that sheer will and determination, and a very open heart, are not always enough to make true love manifest.At turns laugh-out-loud funny, tragic and jarring, Reality's quest grows ever more complicated as the men in her life: Ariel, her agent Jethro, and Dr Altmann himself, prove treacherous. PARADISE LOGIC is a thrilling breakdown of our obsession with authentic true love, and announces Sophie Kemp as a brilliant and wholly original new voice in fiction.Advance reader reviews for PARADISE LOGIC:'I had so much fun reading Kemp's debut... absolutely nuts, in the best way' 'What a weird book, I loved it... incredibly readable and worryingly relatable'
CuriousCrafter
I'm impressed by how much more I'm learning through audiobooks compared to traditional reading. Audiobook joy made simple – this app's ease of use is a true marvel. This served its purpose as background listening while I worked. I probably missed some details but the narrator's voice was pleasant enough.
Hex Panther
With this app, I've turned mundane tasks into moments of inspiration and education – it's brilliant! Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is a game-changer. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval add a professional touch to my carefully curated audiobook collection. The app’s design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player.
Mr. Peppermint
This app has helped me achieve my reading goals and explore new genres effortlessly. This app's convenience has made me fall in love with audiobooks all over again. ListenBook has become my constant companion. It's like having a personal audiobook assistant. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
Darkside Isis
No more straining my eyes to read – now I can simply immerse myself in storytelling. I used to struggle to find time for books – now, I listen while doing chores! Auto-rewind is a very handy feature. Excellent app.
Lskeee
I'm no longer missing out on great stories – this app fits perfectly into my lifestyle. ListenBook's user-friendly controls and innovative features have made it an essential tool for my audiobook enjoyment. ListenBook's support for looping and shuffling playback adds versatility to my audiobook enjoyment. ListenBook's player features are incredibly helpful. Chapters and bookmarks make navigation easy. Finally, an app that supports a wide range of audio formats! It's a must-have for audiobook enthusiasts.
Sun Runner
Audiobooks have made long flights feel like a breeze – a true travel essential. I can't believe how much more productive I am – I'm learning and growing while multitasking! With this app, I've unlocked the secret to reading even on the busiest days. I'm amazed by the app's compatibility with different audio formats. It's truly versatile. The app is so reliable. I’ve never had any issues with it.
Mad Rascal
Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app is your new best friend. The statistics tracking is a nice touch. ListenBook helps me keep track of my audiobook habits.
Geneva Cuffs
Book groups help me keep series together and navigate my collection more efficiently. A great feature! I’ve tried many audiobook players, and this one is by far the best.
Alias Stick
I can't believe how much more I'm able to read with the help of this app. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch has made my listening experience even more seamless. The audio filters to adjust playback speed and volume are a fantastic addition for customizing my experience. Drag and drop downloads are genius. It simplifies the entire process. ListenBook is the best audiobook player I’ve ever used. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Great job, developers!
The Final Judgement
Audiobooks have become a cherished part of my daily life, all thanks to this app. The import process is seamless. I had no trouble adding my audiobooks.
Tin Mutt
The range of self-help and personal development audiobooks is truly enriching. ListenBook's thoughtful inclusion of chapters, controls, and filters has enhanced my audiobook experience. I'm so grateful for this app – it's like having a personal storyteller wherever I go. 👩🍳 Elevating culinary experiences with auditory tales – cooking has never been this entertaining and educational! 🍳🎧 Audiobook multitasking made easy – this app's functionality is top-notch.
Frosty Squid
💼 Juggling tasks while exploring narratives – this app is my multitasking hero! 💻📖 I can't believe how easy it is to download audio from various sources. So convenient! The app is so well-designed. It’s clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
Abiss
Kudos for the thoughtfully curated collections – I'm discovering hidden gems! ListenBook has added a new dimension to my audiobook listening experience – it's not just about the content, but the convenience too. I'm blown away by how this app has made my workouts more enjoyable and my mind more active. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has become effortless, regardless of the source. Adjustable playback speed is a brilliant feature. It adds a layer of customization to my audiobook enjoyment.
Pusher
Listening to audiobooks while gardening has made my outdoor time even more relaxing. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
Killer Curio
The ability to change playback speed and audio volume on ListenBook gives me full control over my listening experience. The seamless integration with CarPlay adds convenience and entertainment during my daily commutes.
Killer Merlot
Makes listening to audiobooks so easy and enjoyable. Thank you, ListenBook! The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple.
Pistol Hydro
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and intuitive controls make it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. Audiobooks have never been this engaging – this app takes them to the next level.
Toxic-oxide
Who needs traditional books when you have this app? It's a game-changer. Audiobooks on this app have become my go-to entertainment for winding down. The quick access to chapters and controls makes the app a joy to use. I'm always in control.
Frosty Snazz
With ListenBook, I've found a way to make the most of my free time while indulging in my love for audiobooks. 🎉📚 This app has rekindled my love for books – I can't stop listening! 🚀🎧 An absolutely stellar production from start to finish! The narrator's command of pacing and tone was masterful, knowing exactly when to speed up for excitement or slow down for dramatic effect. The audio quality was pristine with no distracting mouth sounds or uneven volume.
Skirble
I love that I can switch between devices seamlessly and continue where I left off. It was fine. The narrator did an adequate job but nothing about the performance particularly stood out to me. Got me through my commute though.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience