Book description
Imagine leaning back with a cup of coffee, headphones on, and suddenly being whisked into the chaotic, glorious, utterly human world of 90s and 2000s football - that's Square Peg, Round Ball as an audiobook. Ned Boulting, ITV's Tour de France voice you've probably heard, isn't just a commentator here; he's your cheeky, utterly relatable friend sharing the real stories behind the headlines, told with perfect, warm humour in his own voice.
Forget dry recollections. Boulting pulls you right into the mud-splattered chaos: nearly getting run over by Vinnie Jones' car, accidentally tracking mud onto Steven Gerrard's pristine white carpets, or being chased off Roman Abramovich's estate by men on quadbikes (yes, really!). Gabby Logan nails it - "What Ned hasn't seen on a sports TV channel isn't worth knowing about" - because this is the unfiltered backstage pass. Henry Winter echoes it, calling it "a wonderful journey through football."
You'll laugh out loud at his self-deprecating tales - the "banger of a car" he drove chasing signings, the "idiocy" he witnessed, the sheer drama of the era. He's been everywhere: from the gritty Football Factory to the glittering Champions League, covering legends and the messy, human moments in between. The audiobook format is perfect for this. You can practically hear him chuckle at his own misadventures, the slight exasperation when dealing with Mourinho, the genuine affection when recalling moments with players like Gerrard. It's not just history; it's the sound of a career lived fully in the heart of the game.
The chapter titles themselves - "Fick FUFA," "Monkey Business," "Abpfiff" - hint at the playful, authentic energy Boulting brings. He doesn't just report; he experiences, and the audiobook lets you feel that immediacy. It's a love letter to football's glorious, messy, human side - the shenanigans, the machinations, the sheer joy of being right there. Shortlisted for the Sunday Times Sports Book of the Year? Absolutely. This isn't just a great book; it's a must-listen, a warm, witty, utterly captivating journey through the game's vibrant past, told by someone who truly got it. You'll feel like you've been hanging out with the best, most honest fan in the room.
Digital Goddess
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Innocent Ghost
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Sky Bully
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Master Jetson
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WanderWord
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Campfire Mama
Binaural audio processing really helps reduce listening fatigue. Great feature! Great app for audiobook enthusiasts. ListenBook supports a wide range of formats.
Trash
My commutes to work have transformed into exciting journeys thanks to this app. I've become a more empathetic listener and reader, thanks to the power of audiobooks. Noise reduction and tone changing are awesome features.
Swedish Pixie
This app has completely transformed my commute – I look forward to it now! This app's sleek design and effortless controls have made audiobook listening an immersive experience. The interface is sleek and modern. It’s a joy to use. The app is so user-friendly. Even my grandma can use it!
NightWonka
ListenBook's clean interface and organized layout make it a pleasure to browse through my audiobooks. This app's user-friendly interface has made reading on-the-go a breeze. Simplifying audiobook management – this app's functionality is a true asset. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch enhances my audiobook experience during daily activities.
Jersey
The app's layout is clean and intuitive, making it a pleasure to navigate. ListenBook's audio filters are a valuable tool for customizing my audiobook playback to perfection. ListenBook’s playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
Toe
Effortlessly managing my audiobook library – this app's design is a triumph. Say goodbye to monotony – this app's diverse format support and intuitive controls have turned my daily activities into thrilling audiobook adventures. 📱🔊
Feral Cookie
ListenBook's absence of synchronization requirements adds to its convenience and flexibility. 🔥 Simplifying my reading routine – the app's functionality ensures I'm always one click away from literary adventures. 📚🔗 Navigating my audiobook library is a breeze – thank you, app developers! ListenBook’s playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
Delirium
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and intuitive controls make it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. 📱 A world of books at my fingertips – this app's user-friendly design makes it a true reading companion. 📚📱
Freeway
Sharing audiobooks with friends is a breeze thanks to ListenBook Pro's AirDrop and sharing options. Spread the joy of a good story! ListenBook's support for playlists in the CUE format makes organizing and enjoying audiobook series a delightful experience. ListenBook's support for looping and shuffling playback adds versatility to my audiobook enjoyment. Looping playback is my secret weapon for language learning. It's revolutionized my approach. Noise reduction and voice tone changing are brilliant features.
Impulsive Flower
Audiobooks on this app have transformed my daily routines into engaging experiences. ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback features have become indispensable tools in my audiobook learning.
Lucky Martian
The diverse range of narrators adds a new layer of depth to each story. ListenBook's intuitive interface and quick controls make it a pleasure to navigate through audiobooks. An audiobook I’ll listen to again! The story was engaging, and the narrator’s performance made it even better. Some parts were so well-delivered that I replayed them just to hear the emotion again. This was my first audiobook in this genre and I'm hooked! The performance brought the story to life in a way reading never could. Already downloaded another by the same narrator.
Toy Dogwatch
The app's compatibility with various devices ensures I never miss a moment of my book. This app has turned even my mundane tasks into exciting learning opportunities. 💼 Making work hours enjoyable – audiobooks turn my tasks into learning opportunities and moments of joy. 💻📖
Gbbledgoodk
ListenBook's interface is sleek and user-friendly, making navigation a breeze. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch enhances my audiobook experience during daily activities.
Sky Herald
I've become the go-to storyteller at bedtime with the help of this magical app. ListenBook's support for various download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. Kudos to ListenBook for optimizing the app for iOS 16 – it shows their dedication to excellence. 👩🍳 Turning cooking sessions into culinary adventures, complete with intriguing tales! 🍳🎧 Supports a wide range of formats flawlessly. Very happy with it.
Station WMD
This app has made me appreciate the art of storytelling even more. ListenBook's looping playback, shuffle feature, and configurable controls make learning a breeze. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch makes it an essential companion for my daily commutes and workouts. It's convenience at its finest! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand, transforming noisy environments into serene listening spaces. Fairly enjoyable, but forgettable. I didn’t have any major complaints, but I also don’t see myself revisiting this one. It was a decent way to spend a few hours, though.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience