Book description
Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren't--cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: • A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. • A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. • A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine--and his pants--didn't belong to him.
Sprinkle Lovenuts
This app is not just about convenience – it's a gateway to new horizons of knowledge. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for clear listening in noisy environments. I'm amazed at how this app has turned my errands into exciting reading sessions. 📱 My secret to staying well-read – this app ensures that I'm never without a book, no matter where I am! 📚📱 Bravo to the creators of this app – they've truly captured the essence of convenient audiobook enjoyment. The smooth playback and thoughtful design are a win. 📚👏
Chocolate Thunder
This app has brought storytelling into every corner of my life – it's incredible. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks from various sources has become effortless. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time. The app is perfect for people who love to read but don’t have the time.
Howitzer Rise
This app is a game-changer for anyone who's always on the go – it's like carrying a library in my pocket. This app is a time-saver – I can 'read' even when I'm on the move. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like having a library on my phone! Highly engaging! The combination of a well-written story and skilled narration made this audiobook hard to pause. I finished it much faster than I expected because I just couldn’t stop listening.
RawSkills
🎙️ The app's functionality is a true work of art – it enhances the audiobook experience and brings stories to life. 📚🎨 The range of audio formats supported is incredible. No need to worry about file conversion.
Instant Star
The layout is not only beautiful but also intuitive. Controls are easy to access. ListenBook has breathed new life into my audiobook collection. I can't imagine using anything else.
Necessary Momentum
ListenBook has become my trusted companion, guiding me through the realms of imagination. This app is my secret weapon for learning while I'm on the move. Audiobook enjoyment has never been this convenient. This app's sleek design and efficient organization ensure that every story is accessible and enjoyable. 📚👌 I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend! This audiobook spoiled me for others! The narrator's professional delivery set a high bar - perfect diction, ideal pacing, and emotional authenticity. The recording quality was equally impressive with no distracting artifacts. I finished it far too quickly because I couldn't stop listening.
BlackExcalibur
Unwinding with a good audiobook has become my favorite self-care ritual. This app has made my daily routines more meaningful and enjoyable. 🌟 Who needs a dull commute when you can embark on literary journeys with this app? 🚗📖 Looping playback has transformed my study sessions. It's an invaluable tool for retaining information. I love the car mode. It’s so convenient for listening while driving.
Twisty Freesia
If you love stories but have a busy schedule, this app is your solution! Adjusting the tone of the voice adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I love the personalization!
Grinch Cheese
ListenBook's intuitive controls and beautiful layout make my audiobook experience a delightful one. This app's seamless integration with CarPlay and other devices has revolutionized my audiobook experience. I'm in awe of how this app has made reading seamlessly fit into my lifestyle.
Trash Master
Thanks to ListenBook's binaural audio processing, my extended listening sessions are fatigue-free. Navigating through chapters has never been easier. It's a user-friendly delight.
Elektrik
Sharing audiobooks via AirDrop is incredibly convenient. Great feature! The ability to organize my library is a huge plus. Everything is so neat and tidy. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while exercising.
Doz
Audiobook pleasure without the fuss – this app's functionality is top-notch. CUE playlist support is a fantastic addition. It helps me organize my audiobooks effortlessly. Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice is a unique feature that adds a personal touch. Looping playback is a study tool that I can't live without. It helps me master challenging content. The app is perfect for multitasking. I can listen while doing other things.
New Cycle
The offline mode is a lifesaver on flights – I'm never without a good story. Audiobooks have turned my quiet moments into imaginative journeys – thank you, app! This app's support for various formats has made my audiobook collection even more diverse and exciting. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand, transforming noisy environments into serene listening spaces. ListenBook’s interface is clean and intuitive. It’s a joy to use.
Mindless Bobcat
I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily routines more enjoyable and intellectually stimulating. With this app, every moment is an opportunity to dive into a new story. Efficiency meets audiobooks – this app's functionality is a true triumph. The app is so easy to use. I was up and running in minutes. A functional audiobook. It kept me entertained, but I wasn’t blown away. The narrator’s performance was competent, though some emotional scenes fell a bit flat.
Lady Killer
I'm hooked on this app's curated content – it's like having a personal librarian. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks perfectly. Very convenient. The app is perfect for people who love to read but don’t have the time.
CuriousCrafter
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a portable audiobook library that I can carry everywhere. ListenBook has seamlessly integrated into my daily routine, becoming an indispensable companion for various activities. Its user-friendly interface, features, and performance make it a must-have for audiobook enthusiasts. I love how I can adjust the skip intervals. It’s perfect for my listening style.
Hoboken Nightingale
Audiobooks have never been this engaging – this app takes them to the next level. With this app, I've turned mundane tasks into moments of inspiration and education – it's brilliant! Audiobook lovers, you need this app in your life. The innovative features, from audio filters to compatibility, enhance my reading journey. 🎉🎧 The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Winter Bite
Audiobooks on this app have turned my travels into explorations of new narratives. The sound quality is excellent. It feels like I’m in the story.
Dancing Madman
Background play feature lets me multitask while enjoying a book – brilliant! 🔥 Simplifying my reading routine – the app's functionality ensures I'm always one click away from literary adventures. 📚🔗 ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is an innovative way to make each audiobook unique. AirDrop sharing makes it easy to share audiobooks. Great feature! An acceptable audiobook that met basic expectations. No complaints about quality but nothing remarkable either. Would listen to this narrator again but wouldn't seek them out.
Electric Player
ListenBook has made me fall in love with audiobooks all over again – it's a must-have app. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks is a hassle-free process, regardless of the source. Solid performance overall though some character voices sounded too similar. I occasionally got confused about who was speaking in dialogue-heavy scenes.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience