Book description
Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren't--cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: • A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. • A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. • A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine--and his pants--didn't belong to him.
Kitchen
💼 Workday blues? Not anymore – this app turns my office hours into reading time! 💻📖 The app is so versatile. It works with all my audiobook formats.
Crazy Rox
I'm hooked on this app – it's like Netflix for book lovers! The convenience of downloading audiobooks for offline listening is a game-changer. ListenBook has redefined my workout routine. The controls are so user-friendly.
Icy Avenger
I'm amazed by ListenBook's smooth drag-and-drop downloads in my web browser – a time-saver! ListenBook's dedication to delivering a high-quality playback experience sets it apart from other apps. 🧘♀️☕ Sipping tea and getting lost in stories – the ultimate way to unwind! 🍵📖 Savoring stories has never been this smooth – this app's functionality is genius.
Dez North
With ListenBook, I can immerse myself in captivating stories and enriching knowledge, all in one app. Binaural audio processing is a godsend. My ears don't fatigue even during extended listening.
Mafia Princess
ListenBook's dedication to excellence is evident in its well-designed interface, smooth playback, and powerful features. Download options are versatile, making it easy to get audiobooks from various sources. I love the ability to change the background color. It’s a nice touch. Decent narration, predictable story. The voice actor did a good job, but the plot followed a familiar formula. If you’re looking for something new and groundbreaking, this might not be it.
WittyWordsmith
Audiobook pleasure simplified – this app's functionality is a reader's delight. A decent listen overall. The narration was clear, though some character voices sounded similar. The story was interesting but had moments where it dragged slightly. Still, it was a good way to pass the time. This audiobook spoiled me for others! The narrator's professional delivery set a high bar - perfect diction, ideal pacing, and emotional authenticity. The recording quality was equally impressive with no distracting artifacts. I finished it far too quickly because I couldn't stop listening.
Eerie Mizzen
I've become a more empathetic listener thanks to the emotional depth of audiobooks. The fact that ListenBook supports a wide range of formats without DRM protection is a huge win. Finally, an app that lets me enjoy my personal audiobooks, lectures, and speeches effortlessly. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a unique and fun feature. I can customize the narration to my liking. This audiobook made my workouts fly by! The engaging narration kept me motivated to keep listening, which meant longer gym sessions. The narrator's energy matched the material perfectly - upbeat when needed, somber when appropriate. A great example of how narration can enhance text.
Sugar Domino
I love how this app turns even the dullest tasks into exciting storytelling moments. ListenBook has brought stories back into my life, making every moment a new adventure. ListenBook has turned my audio content into an immersive, personalized, and unforgettable experience. 🎧 Carrying a world of literature in my headphones – this app's convenience is truly remarkable. 📚💫 ListenBook’s interface is clean and intuitive. It’s a joy to use.
Trash Master
ListenBook's dedication to excellence shines through in its impeccable audio quality and user-friendly features. I'm amazed at how this app has brought back the joy of reading into my daily routine – thank you! Apple Watch compatibility enhances my audiobook experience. It's a convenient way to control playback. Perfect for repeat listening! The narrator's performance was so rich with detail that I'm sure I'll discover new layers on a second listen. Their interpretation felt authentic to the material while bringing fresh insights. The audio production was pristine from start to finish. A perfectly acceptable audiobook that fulfilled its purpose. The narration was competent if not particularly memorable, and the production quality was standard for the genre. It served as decent background entertainment during mundane tasks.
NexusNinja
Audiobook excellence made simple – this app's functionality is a true asset. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances my audiobook experience, ensuring I catch every detail. The ability to download audio directly within the app is a lifesaver. ListenBook is incredibly convenient. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time.
Devil Blade
This app has made my workouts and chores so much more enjoyable. ListenBook's audio filters and controls have turned my listening into a personalized experience. This app has turned my mundane tasks into exciting opportunities for reading. Navigating through chapters is a breeze. It's like having a personal reading guide.
QuestWeaver
The compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch sets ListenBook apart from the rest. Thanks to ListenBook's automatic extraction of artwork and metadata, my library looks organized and appealing. I love the car mode. It’s so convenient for listening while driving. The app is perfect for people who love to multitask. I can listen while cooking. Perfect for my daily walks. The story was engaging enough to keep me motivated to exercise but not so complex that I got lost in thought. Great production quality too.
Atlantic Rim
ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a unique touch that adds personalization to my audiobook journey. This app has completely transformed my daily routine. I can't imagine my commute without it! Quick access to chapters and smooth playback. Fantastic app! ListenBook’s support for Apple Watch is a great touch. I can control my audiobooks on the go. The narrator's voice took some getting used to - a bit nasal at first - but I grew to like it after a few chapters. Their pacing was excellent throughout.
Swerve
Audiobooks have become my companion during long walks, transforming exercise into a pleasure. ListenBook's clean interface and organized layout make it a pleasure to browse through my audiobooks. 💼 Balancing responsibilities with relaxation – audiobooks make even mundane tasks feel like an escape. 💻📖 Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is truly impressive. Decent narration, predictable story. The voice actor did a good job, but the plot followed a familiar formula. If you’re looking for something new and groundbreaking, this might not be it.
Alias Stick
I've discovered authors I'd never heard of before, and now they're among my favorites. ListenBook's commitment to delivering an exceptional audiobook experience is evident in its thoughtful features and design. I'm amazed by the attention to detail, from automatic metadata extraction to customizable settings. Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fine—good narration, decent story—but it didn’t leave a lasting impression. If you’re looking for something low-commitment, this works.
Red Woman
I've become so much more productive while cleaning or exercising – thanks to this app! This app is a game-changer for audiobook enthusiasts. The interface is intuitive, and the playback is seamless! ListenBook’s bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book. Incredible character voices! Each person felt distinct without being over-the-top. The emotional scenes gave me chills with how well they were delivered.
EchoExplorer
I love that I can switch between devices seamlessly and continue where I left off. 🏃♂️📚 Running through chapters, literally! This app keeps me motivated on the track. 🏃♂️📖 I can't thank this app enough for making my audiobook experience exceptional. Its intuitive interface and diverse compatibility are a true game-changer. 📱🎧 Binaural audio processing really helps reduce fatigue. This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark feature—it saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend!
Omega Sub
Audiobooks have become my companions during daily chores, making them enjoyable. 🎉 Rekindling my love for reading – this app has reintroduced me to the joy of books in a whole new way. 📚🔥 ListenBook Pro's noise reduction is a lifesaver. I can hear clearly even in noisy environments. ListenBook has become an integral part of my daily routine. Its compatibility with Apple Watch and CarPlay makes it the ultimate companion for various activities. This audiobook was an absolute pleasure to listen to! The narrator's voice was rich and expressive, perfectly capturing the tone of the material. I found myself completely immersed in the story, often sitting in my car longer than necessary just to hear what happened next. The production quality was excellent with clear audio throughout.
Manly Reno
The seamless integration with my car's audio system is a road trip dream. From novels to speeches, this app's versatility in playing various audio formats has turned my daily activities into enriching listening sessions. What a game-changer! 🌟📚 ListenBook's dedication to providing an exceptional listening experience shines through in every aspect of the app. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction is a lifesaver. I can hear clearly even in noisy environments. Adjusting playback speed has revolutionized the way I learn and enjoy audiobooks. I can adapt the pace to my needs, maximizing comprehension and retention.
Queen Bee
Navigating audiobooks with ease – this app's functionality is a standout. Bookmarks are a fantastic tool for keeping track of important moments. They're a game-changer. ListenBook's player features, including chapters and bookmarks, are invaluable for a seamless experience. I’m so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience