Book description
Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren't--cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: • A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. • A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. • A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine--and his pants--didn't belong to him.
London Fox
I'm amazed at ListenBook's intuitive interface and precise controls – it's a joy to navigate. 🎉📚 Rekindling my passion for books – this app has sparked a reading revolution in my daily life! 🔥📖
Mustard Centaur
With ListenBook, I can listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with maximum comfort and convenience. I'm hooked on this app's sleek design and seamless performance – it's a must-have for any reader. 💃 Dancing to the rhythm of stories while I dance through house chores – pure joy! 💃📖 Binaural audio processing reduces fatigue during long listening sessions. A fantastic feature! The app is so reliable. I’ve never had any issues with it.
Indigo Red
This app's compatibility with various devices ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks wherever I am. The customizable controls and playback options cater perfectly to different audiobook preferences.
LocKz
The app's customization options allow me to tailor the listening experience to my liking. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing. I love how customizable the playback speed is. It makes listening so much more enjoyable.
Easy Sweep
With ListenBook, I can listen to my favorite audiobooks and speeches with maximum comfort and convenience. ListenBook's support for various formats ensures that no audiobook is out of reach. Navigating through chapters is a breeze with ListenBook. It's easy to jump to specific sections. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time. ListenBook is the best audiobook player I’ve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
General Finish
No need to convert files anymore – ListenBook's seamless playback of various formats is a game-changer for audiobook enthusiasts like me! Finally, an app that lets me organize my audiobooks effortlessly. The library organization and book groups feature make navigation a breeze. The app’s design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player.
Tall Sally
🎉 The ease and functionality of this app make it my go-to choice for immersive audiobook experiences. 📱🎧 Effortlessly managing my audiobook collection – this app's functionality is a winner. I never thought I'd find an app that supports such a wide range of audiobook formats. ListenBook is a true gem!
Chasm Face
I can't imagine my daily rituals without this app – it's a constant source of joy. 🏝️ Soaking up the sun with an audiobook by my side – beach days just got better! 🏖️📖 Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a revelation. It enhances the audio quality and makes listening comfortable.
Tse Tse Guy
I'm able to catch up on my reading list even during the busiest days. ListenBook's dedication to delivering high-quality sound and user-friendly features has won me over. This app has turned even the most ordinary moments into reading sessions. I love the car mode. It’s so convenient for listening while driving. Not the best audiobook I've heard but far from the worst. The production quality was good and there were no major issues with the narration.
Kimono Goddess
I love how this app makes my daily commute a journey through literature. ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback features have become indispensable tools in my audiobook learning. My audiobook collection has never been more organized. Library management is a breeze. This was my first audiobook in this genre and I'm hooked! The performance brought the story to life in a way reading never could. Already downloaded another by the same narrator. My house has never been cleaner! I kept finding chores to do just to keep listening. The narrator's energy matched the tone of the book perfectly.
Achilles Mountain
I love how this app makes my daily commute a journey through literature. Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats! Flawless playback. ListenBook has made listening to audiobooks a breeze. The smooth playback and intuitive interface are unmatched.
JK Friend
I'm amazed at how this app has made reading fit into every aspect of my life. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature elevates my listening experience, allowing me to focus on the content.
QuantumQuill
ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature simplifies the process of adding new audiobooks to my collection. The perfect balance between dramatic reading and natural storytelling. Felt like a friend telling me an amazing story rather than someone just reading words.
Redneck Giorgio
With this app, audiobook listening has become a convenient and enjoyable part of my everyday life. ListenBook is a prime example of user-centered design. It's clear that the developers understand audiobook lovers' needs. The auto-rewind feature is a thoughtful addition that enhances my listening journey. I appreciate it!
Juno Cream
The layout of ListenBook is so beautiful and user-friendly, making it a pleasure to use. This app's customizable features, like playback speed and bookmarks, have transformed my experience. 🚗 Turning road trips into unforgettable adventures – audiobooks keep me entertained on the journey! 🚗📖
Nutmeg Riot
This app has transformed my daily routines into immersive storytelling experiences. The range of supported formats is impressive. No more converting files!
Vermilion
The ListenBook app has become an indispensable part of my daily routine, helping me learn and relax simultaneously. Thanks to ListenBook's automatic extraction of artwork and metadata, my library looks organized and appealing. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to spread the joy of storytelling. A fun feature! The app's performance is remarkable – it's fast, stable, and designed to cater to audiobook enthusiasts. It's a pleasure to use.
Pink C
The app's performance is remarkable – it's fast, stable, and designed to cater to audiobook enthusiasts. It's a pleasure to use. Beautiful layout and easy access to chapters. Really impressed with ListenBook. A masterclass in audiobook narration! The performer maintained perfect consistency in character voices throughout while keeping the main narration clear and engaging. The production was flawless - no weird edits or background noise. I'll be seeking out more works by this narrator.
Nickname Master
This app has made my daily walks a time for both exercise and learning. Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is truly impressive. The statistics feature in ListenBook adds an element of self-awareness to my audiobook consumption.
Stealth
I've become so much more productive while cleaning or exercising – thanks to this app! With this app, reading is as simple as pressing play – it's genius! 👀📚 Exploring stories even with my eyes off the page – this app is a bedtime dream! 😴🎧 Streamlined audiobook integration – this app's usability is truly impressive. ListenBook is the best audiobook player I’ve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience