Book description
Talking to Dragons by Patricia C. Wrede: A Refreshingly Unceremonious Adventure
Let's be honest-most fantasy novels treat dragons like temperamental houseguests who've overstayed their welcome at a very exclusive tea party. Patricia C. Wrede, however, apparently thought, "What if we just... talked to them?"
Daystar, our protagonist, gets the literary equivalent of a boot to the backside when his mother-conveniently the Queen of Everything Reasonable-hands him a magic sword and essentially says, "Off you go, dear." No dramatic farewell, no existential crisis about his royal lineage, just Mom being Mom in the most magically inconvenient way possible.
The real charm lies in Wrede's complete dismissal of fantasy pretension. While other authors are busy constructing elaborate political systems and brooding over ancient prophecies, she's letting her characters bumble through conversations with dragons who are frankly more interested in proper etiquette than world domination. It's like watching someone navigate a minefield while politely asking if anyone minds if they just skip the whole destruction thing entirely.
The supporting cast reads like a support group for fantasy misfits: a fire-witch with commitment issues, a lizard suffering from verbal diarrhea, and a baby dragon with the manners of a particularly rude toddler. Together, they stumble through what passes for a plot with the grace of drunk sailors at a wedding.
Wrede's writing style is the literary equivalent of wearing pajamas to a formal dinner-comfortable, practical, and somehow more entertaining than the stuffy alternative. She manages to subvert every fantasy trope while making it look as effortless as breathing, which is either genius or complete narrative negligence, depending on your tolerance for authors who refuse to take themselves seriously.
The audiobook format actually enhances this casual brilliance. There's something deliciously inappropriate about hearing someone deadpan their way through what should be epic moments, reducing potential drama to the narrative equivalent of a shrug and a "well, that happened."
This isn't so much a book as a public service announcement: sometimes the most powerful magic in any kingdom is simply remembering your manners. Though, let's be honest, most dragons probably just want you to stop talking and make them a sandwich.
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Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
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Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
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Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience