Book description
It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies.Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best--and only--chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.
Flakes
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer. My audio quality has improved dramatically. The ability to download audio directly within the app is a lifesaver. ListenBook is incredibly convenient. Absolutely loved the narration! The voice actor brought the characters to life with distinct tones and emotions. The production quality was top-notch, with no background noise or distractions. A truly immersive experience!
Snow Cream
This app has brought stories to life in a way that traditional reading never could. I'm impressed by how much more I'm learning through audiobooks compared to traditional reading. The detailed listening stats are fantastic. Helps me keep track of my progress.
ZenZone
This app is like having a personal library with me wherever I go. This app's ease of use has made reading more accessible and enjoyable than ever before.
Lady Fantastic
I'm amazed at ListenBook's intuitive interface and precise controls – it's a joy to navigate. ListenBook has made my daily activities more interesting and meaningful – I'm hooked! A reasonable choice for casual listening. The audiobook was well-produced, but the pacing felt uneven in places. I didn’t dislike it, but I also didn’t feel strongly about it one way or another.
Sexual Chocolate
Tone adjustment is a brilliant addition that lets me personalize the narration to my liking. It adds an extra layer of connection to the audiobooks. ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a game-changer.
Betty Cricket
🎉 This app has turned my errands into exciting quests – I can conquer the grocery store while enjoying a book! 🛒📖 Looping playback has revolutionized my language learning journey. I'm making rapid progress.
Little General
ListenBook's intuitive controls and beautiful layout make my audiobook experience a delightful one. 👀📚 Falling asleep to audiobooks has never been easier – this app's soothing voices 😴🎧 Seamless audiobook integration – this app's design is remarkable.
Peanut Butter Woman
ListenBook's audio filters are a fantastic addition, enhancing the sound quality of my audio files. I love the ability to change the background color. It’s a nice touch. Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fine—good narration, decent story—but it didn’t leave a lasting impression. If you’re looking for something low-commitment, this works.
Friday Fox
The statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption – a fantastic way to measure my progress. ListenBook has become my trusted companion, guiding me through the realms of imagination. ListenBook's noise reduction feature in the Pro version is a testament to the app's commitment to audio quality.
Old Regret
🎶📚 Setting the mood with stories instead of songs – this app is my go-to playlist! 🎧🌟 Audiobook multitasking made simple – this app's functionality is a true delight. This app has completely transformed my daily routine. I can't imagine my commute without it! I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to jump between sections. Great for multitasking! I listened while cooking, driving, and even working out, and it kept me entertained the whole time. The narrator’s voice was pleasant, and the story flowed smoothly. Very enjoyable!
DriftDetector
I've never been this excited about my daily commute – thank you, audiobooks! ListenBook is a game-changer! Finally, an app that lets me enjoy my favorite audio files with ease. Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are fantastic features.
ManBreaker
The narrator's voices are so soothing – a perfect way to unwind after a stressful day. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature is a time-saving convenience that I greatly appreciate. ListenBook's comprehensive format support makes it the ultimate companion for audiobook enthusiasts. The app's seamless integration with Apple Watch makes it my perfect workout companion. I love how I can adjust the skip intervals. It’s perfect for my listening style.
Moon Cricket
The app's features, like the sleep timer, make it clear that it's designed with readers in mind. Effortless audiobook management – this app's usability is impressive. ListenBook has become my ultimate audiobook companion. It enhances every listening session. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. It’s a fun feature. This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark feature—it saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend!
HedgeH0g2
I'm in awe of how technology has enhanced my reading experience through this app. Audiobooks have become a staple in my routine, all thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. It's a must-have for any book lover. 📖📱 The tone adjustment feature is an exciting touch, allowing me to immerse myself even more in the content.
VisionVoyager
💡 This app is a brilliant way to squeeze in reading time amidst my busy schedule! 📱👩🍳 ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay is a huge plus during long drives.
Joker's Grin
Binaural audio processing reduces fatigue during long listening sessions. A fantastic feature! Perfect for listening to educational content. Highly recommend!
Patton Digger
Listening to audiobooks has turned mundane tasks into enjoyable experiences. 🏝️ Soaking up the sun with an audiobook by my side – beach days just got better! 🏖️📖 The statistics feature is a fantastic addition – knowing how much time I spend on audiobooks is eye-opening, and ListenBook makes tracking it a breeze. This is exactly what I look for in an audiobook! The narrator's pleasant voice and excellent diction made even complex passages easy to follow. I appreciated the subtle but effective use of pauses and emphasis that added depth to the listening experience. Finished it in record time because I couldn't stop listening.
Murder Cherry
Quick access to chapters is so handy. Navigating through content is a breeze. Binaural audio processing is a game-changer – my ears stay comfortable during long listening sessions. ListenBook has become an essential part of my routine. It's more than an app – it's a companion.
WeldMaster
ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature is a time-saving convenience that I greatly appreciate. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing.
Nueva Nova
Discovering new literary worlds has never been this easy. This app's compatibility with various formats ensures that my audiobook library is at my fingertips. 📚🔊 ListenBook's customizable audio filters add a new dimension to my audiobook enjoyment.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience