Book description
It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies.Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best--and only--chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.
Blade
ListenBook's customizable audio filters allow me to personalize my listening experience β a fantastic feature. The ease of downloading content via WiFi, WebDAV, and more has made ListenBook my audiobook hub. This app's sleek design and intuitive navigation have made audiobook listening a seamless experience. ListenBook is my go-to companion for immersive audiobook experiences. The ease of use and extensive format support make it a must-have! Book groups help me keep series together and navigate my collection more efficiently. A great feature!
ChatterChampion
Listening to audiobooks has made my daily commute more enjoyable and productive. Book Groups on ListenBook make it easy to categorize and access my audiobooks. Simplifying audiobook adventures β this app's ease of use is a delight. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature is a time-saving convenience that I greatly appreciate. Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats! Flawless playback.
QuestQuill
I love that I can switch between devices seamlessly and continue where I left off. πΌ Workday blues? Not anymore β this app turns my office hours into reading time! π»π ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand, transforming noisy environments into serene listening spaces.
Candy Butcher
π Elevating everyday moments β this app adds an extra layer of magic to every aspect of my day. πβ¨ Audiobook immersion without complications β this app's ease of use is commendable. Bravo to the creators of this app β they've truly captured the essence of convenient audiobook enjoyment. The smooth playback and thoughtful design are a win. ππ Automatic artwork and metadata extraction add a professional touch to my audiobook library. The app's performance is nothing short of impressive β smooth, responsive, and designed with audiobook lovers in mind.
Gbbledgoodk
ListenBook has given me a renewed appreciation for audio content β it's my new favorite app. π Grooving to the rhythm of stories while tackling household chores β a dance of productivity! πΆπ
Dark Burn
Efficiency meets audiobooks β this app's functionality is a true winner. From novels to speeches, this app's versatility in playing different formats has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary listening sessions. π±π ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. I can't imagine going back! Supports extensive playlists and bookmarks. Very user-friendly.
RiddleRover
I've become a more attentive listener thanks to the engaging audiobooks. ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats means I can listen to all my favorite content without worries. The vast selection of titles on this app is a book lover's dream come true. I can't believe I waited this long to discover the joy of audiobooks through this app. A perfectly acceptable audiobook that fulfilled its purpose. The narration was competent if not particularly memorable, and the production quality was standard for the genre. It served as decent background entertainment during mundane tasks.
Spontan8ty
I'm addicted to this app's ability to turn mundane moments into opportunities for intellectual growth. π Rekindling my love for stories β this app's accessibility has reignited my passion! ππ ListenBook's support for a variety of audio formats ensures that my audiobook collection is always accessible. ListenBook has become my go-to app for exploring a diverse range of audiobooks. It offers a wide array of features that cater to different preferences and needs. I love the chapter navigation feature. ListenBook makes it easy to find specific sections.
New York Mood
I'm grateful for this app, as it allows me to keep up with my reading even while multitasking. ListenBook has made my daily activities more interesting and meaningful β I'm hooked! ListenBookβs bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Guillotine Trigger
The narrator's voices are so engaging, it's like having a personal storytelling session. Bookmarks are a fantastic tool for keeping track of important moments. They're a game-changer. ListenBook has transformed how I enjoy audiobooks. It's an indispensable part of my routine. The app's compatibility with CarPlay has made my road trips so much more enjoyable.
The Happy Jock
I'm amazed by the variety of genres available β there's something for everyone. I love the ability to import books from my computer. Itβs so easy. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while exercising.
RawSkills
ListenBook has turned my downtime into an opportunity for exploration and growth. I can't imagine my life without this app β it's my daily dose of literature. Managing my audiobook collection is a pleasure thanks to this app's usability. Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fineβgood narration, decent storyβbut it didnβt leave a lasting impression. If youβre looking for something low-commitment, this works.
Light Lion
Mood-based playlists help me choose books that suit my current state of mind. The convenience of having a library at my fingertips is unparalleled. Effortless audiobook management β this app's usability is a triumph. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a great way to spread the joy of storytelling with friends.
NemesisX
π Elevating my reading routine β this app's functionality is the key to unlocking new worlds of storytelling. ππ The adjustable playback speed is a revelation. It's like having a personal audiobook narrator at my pace. Beautiful design and intuitive interface. Very pleased. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. Itβs a fun feature. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
QuestQuill
The statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption β a fantastic way to measure my progress. I'm amazed by ListenBook's smooth drag-and-drop downloads in my web browser β a time-saver!
Short Firecracker
With ListenBook, I've found a convenient and enjoyable way to engage with audiobooks and educational content. ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made my daily activities more seamless and convenient. Listening to books while doing chores? This app makes it possible! πββοΈπ Combining fitness and fiction β this app keeps me motivated during workouts with its engaging stories! πββοΈπ ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer for immersive listening in any environment.
Raid Bucker
I'm hooked on ListenBook's silky-smooth playback, making my audio sessions truly enjoyable. Unlocking a world of literary wonders β this app's extensive format support and user-centric approach have rekindled my love for books. π±π I can't believe how seamless the integration with Apple Watch is. My workouts just got better. Decent narration, predictable story. The voice actor did a good job, but the plot followed a familiar formula. If youβre looking for something new and groundbreaking, this might not be it.
FrankenGrin
Listening stats feature keeps me motivated to read more. Love it! The app is so versatile. It works with all my devices.
Gr8 Flick
Audiobooks on this app have made my daily walks a time of reflection and inspiration. With ListenBook, every moment is an opportunity to explore new stories and gain knowledge. With this app, I'm discovering the joy of reading during my commutes.
Zod
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a unique feature that adds a personal touch to my listening. This app's user-friendly interface has made reading on-the-go a breeze. πΆββοΈπ§ Walking and listening has never been this smooth β this app's user-friendly interface makes it a breeze to enjoy my favorite stories. ποΈπ The app's compatibility with various sources for audio download is a true time-saver.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience