Book description
It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies.Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best--and only--chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.
Jo Jo Spooky
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DreamWeaver
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Emerald Goddess
ListenBook has made listening to audiobooks, lectures, and speeches an absolute pleasure. Listening to audiobooks on my iPad has never been easier. Highly recommend ListenBook!
MysticMingle
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Titanium Ladybug
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ThoughtTracer
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Crossing Guard
The family subscription option is a money-saver β everyone gets to enjoy their favorite books. ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook experience. Now I can enjoy my favorite lectures and speeches with ease! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances the audio quality to an impressive degree. WiFi downloads save a lot of time. Great feature! ListenBookβs support for Apple Watch is a great touch. I can control my audiobooks on the go.
Shady Lady
I'm impressed by how much more I'm learning through audiobooks compared to traditional reading. The statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption β a fantastic way to measure my progress.
Shimmy Shammy
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a unique feature that adds a personal touch to my listening. ListenBook Pro takes things up a notch with unlimited audiobook length. It's a game-changer! Downloading books directly in the app is so easy. Highly recommend!
X-Dew
The ListenBook app is a fantastic companion for my long walks, helping me learn and explore at the same time. ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback options are essential for my audiobook enjoyment and study. A middle-of-the-road audiobook that neither impressed nor disappointed. The narrator's voice was agreeable enough for extended listening, though their character differentiation could have been stronger. The production met basic industry standards without any standout qualities.
Lucifurious
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StarStrider
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Intimidating Presence
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JigKraken
I'm hooked on ListenBook's silky-smooth playback, making my audio sessions truly enjoyable. I appreciate the dark mode option. Itβs easy on the eyes during nighttime listening.
Are Ess Tee
This app has reignited my passion for reading, and I'm forever grateful. ListenBook's user-friendly design and compatibility with different formats have made it my go-to app. As an audiobook enthusiast, this app is a dream come true. Its compatibility with various formats and easy navigation make it my ultimate reading companion. ππ§
Miss Fix It
Savoring audiobooks without fuss β this app's design is impressive. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to connect over shared interests.
RealmRanger
This app has transformed my daily routine into moments of literary delight. The app's performance is nothing short of impressive β smooth, responsive, and designed with audiobook lovers in mind.
Jelly Camber
This app has rekindled my love for literature, and I'm spreading the word to everyone I know. ListenBook's compatibility with multiple downloading methods ensures there's always a way to get my content. ListenBook's dedication to delivering an exceptional experience is evident in every detail. Noise reduction and voice tone adjustment are simply amazing. I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Lady Q
πΆ Saying goodbye to tangled headphones and complex controls β this app's easy navigation has made audiobook listening a breeze. π΅π The app's ability to handle various audio formats is impressive. No more file conversions!
Good-lookinβ
ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a detail-oriented touch I truly appreciate. I love the auto-bookmark feature. It saves my place automatically.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience