Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Liquid Death
π Say goodbye to boredom during long drives β this app makes road trips fly by! ππ I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks, and this one stands out for its professional quality. The narrator struck the ideal balance between dramatic interpretation and letting the text speak for itself. The audio engineering was superb with consistent volume levels and crystal-clear recording.
QuantumQuill
ListenBook's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically adds a visual touch to my audiobook collection. One of the best audiobooks Iβve heard! The story was compelling, and the narratorβs delivery added depth to every scene. I found myself looking for excuses to listen just a little longer. Will definitely revisit this one!
Granola Dove
Navigating through chapters has never been easier. It's a user-friendly delight. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app. I love the cloud integration. I can access my books from anywhere.
Chip Queen
ListenBook's dedication to optimizing for iOS 16 ensures a seamless experience on the latest devices. I'm amazed by ListenBook's smooth drag-and-drop downloads in my web browser β a time-saver! I'm blown away by ListenBook's ability to maintain audio quality even for formats like FLAC and AWB. With ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has become hassle-free, thanks to the various download options. Great for both casual listening and studying. The audio filters are a nice touch.
Fire Bite
ListenBook's tone adjustment feature in the Pro version is a creative tool that adds a fun twist to my audiobook journey. Book groups are a thoughtful addition. It's like having virtual bookshelves!
Manly
The offline mode is a lifesaver on flights β I'm never without a good story. The selection of classics is a treasure trove for literature enthusiasts. The chapters feature on ListenBook enhances my audiobook exploration β it's like flipping through pages. ListenBook's attention to detail is commendable. Every aspect of the app is well-crafted. The statistics feature is brilliant. I love seeing how much time I spend on audiobooks with ListenBook.
Miss Twilight
ListenBook's extensive library and user-friendly interface have made it my go-to app. With this app, audiobook listening has become an integral part of my daily routines β it's a game-changer. My daily workouts are more enjoyable now, thanks to seamless integration with Apple Watch. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app. I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend!
Marigold Loot
The ListenBook app has made my daily routines more enriching, allowing me to learn while on the go. This app has made audiobook listening an integral part of my daily routine β it's a habit I cherish. I'm amazed at how this app has made my daily routines more enjoyable and intellectually fulfilling. The statistics feature is a fantastic addition β knowing how much time I spend on audiobooks is eye-opening, and ListenBook makes tracking it a breeze. ListenBook has transformed my daily activities into opportunities for learning and enjoyment.
Forger
I can't believe how much I've learned and enjoyed through this app's audiobooks. Managing my audiobook collection is a pleasure thanks to this app's usability. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay is a huge plus during long drives. I can't get enough of the smooth playback experience. It's like a symphony for my ears.
Find It Girl
The ability to listen to books while multitasking is a game-changer for me. I love how ListenBook extracts artwork and metadata from audio files, adding a visual touch to my listening experience. This app has added a new layer of enjoyment to my downtime β I'm truly grateful. Noise reduction feature is magic. Now I can listen to recordings even in noisy settings. The app is so well-designed. Itβs clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
Dewdrop Doll
ListenBook's library organization and Book Groups feature make it easy to keep my audiobooks organized and accessible. I'm amazed at how this app has made reading a seamless part of my life. πͺ Crushing workouts while devouring books β this app makes fitness fun and educational! ποΈββοΈπ Decent audiobook but I think I would have enjoyed reading it more. Some of the more subtle humor didn't quite land in the audio format.
CZR
I'm hooked on this app's ability to make reading fit into any moment. π‘ Balancing learning and living effortlessly β audiobooks on demand, thanks to this app! π§π« Elegant design and easy-to-navigate interface. Very pleased with ListenBook.
Good William
I love that I can enjoy audiobooks while cooking elaborate meals in the kitchen. With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my daily routines more enriching and rewarding. βοΈ Who knew cleaning could be this exciting? This app turns chores into adventures! π§Ήπ° π‘ Making house chores more enjoyable β audiobooks help me stay engaged while tidying up the living space. π π Excellent support for various audio formats. Very satisfied.
Trick Baron
ListenBook's dedication to providing an excellent user experience sets a new standard in audiobook apps. Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its smooth interface and thoughtful features redefine audiobook joy. π±π I can't believe how seamless the integration with Apple Watch is. My workouts just got better. ListenBook has revolutionized how I consume content. It's like having a personal library in my pocket.
VPR
This app's support for various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks without any hassle. π Bedtime stories for adults? Yes, please! This app is a dream come true. ππ Kudos to the developers for making this app iOS 16 optimized. It runs like a dream! Solid performance, but not outstanding. The narrator did a fine job, though their tone was a bit monotonous at times. The story itself was engaging enough, but I wouldnβt call it unforgettable.
Rummy Stickers
I love how this app brings stories to life, even during my morning jogs. I'm amazed by how this app effortlessly turns my daily routines into enjoyable learning sessions. ποΈ This app's functionality is a symphony of efficiency β I'm enjoying audiobooks without missing a beat in my day. πΆπ The compatibility with Apple Watch is a game-changer. Controlling my audiobooks from my wrist is genius. This was a workmanlike audiobook that did the job without flair. The narration was clear and the pacing appropriate, though the delivery lacked some emotional depth. The production quality was acceptable with no major technical issues.
SkyGod
I've been able to tackle my reading list like never before, thanks to this app. ListenBook's clean interface and organized layout make it a pleasure to browse through my audiobooks. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fun way to introduce them to captivating stories. The ability to play various audio formats without conversion is very convenient. ListenBook is a great app.
Chew Chew
With ListenBook, I can keep track of my audiobook consumption and explore new content with ease. Audiobook enthusiasts, celebrate! This app's thoughtful features, like auto-rewind and easy chapter navigation, cater perfectly to our reading cravings. ππ CUE playlist support is a thoughtful feature that keeps my audiobook listening organized and enjoyable. The sleek and user-friendly interface makes navigating the app a breeze. It's a pleasure to use. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while commuting.
Backstreet
π§ Elevating my reading experience β this app's intuitive controls and organization features make audiobook enjoyment effortless. π±π Audiobooks at my fingertips β this app's ease of use is a game-changer.
Zorkle Sporkle
ListenBook's audio filters and controls have revolutionized the way I enjoy my audio content. Bravo to the creators of this app β they've truly captured the essence of convenient audiobook enjoyment. The smooth playback and thoughtful design have won me over. ππ Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to share the joy of storytelling with friends, sparking engaging conversations and connections that transcend boundaries. ListenBook is packed with useful features. Itβs the best audiobook app Iβve used.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience