Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Nibbler
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Thunder Tank
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Electric Player
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Lope Lope
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Heartbreaker
The convenience of having an entire library at my fingertips is a dream come true. Effortless audiobook management β this app's usability is impressive. ListenBook's commitment to a user-friendly interface and intuitive controls is evident in every aspect of the app. The range of supported formats is impressive. No more converting files!
Mud Eye
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Pocket Muzzie
The statistics feature in ListenBook adds an element of self-awareness to my audiobook consumption. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a revelation. It elevates the audio quality to a new level. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fantastic way to introduce them to captivating stories. I love the ability to import books from my computer. Itβs so easy.
Accidental Genius
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Sofa King
The narrator's voice in some audiobooks is so soothing, it's like a spa for the ears. Simplifying audiobook management β this app's functionality is a true asset. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a unique tool that adds a touch of creativity to my listening experience. The compatibility with Apple Watch is a game-changer. Controlling my audiobooks from my wrist is genius. CarPlay compatibility takes my driving experience to a whole new level. Audiobooks on the road have never been better.
Lucky Martian
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Star Jammer
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Morbid Sugar
Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats! Flawless playback. ListenBookβs playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
Pop Bee
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Steel Cut Toe
Efficient audiobook enjoyment β this app's functionality is a revelation. ListenBook's audio filters allow me to customize the audio playback to suit my preferences perfectly. ListenBook's audio filters are a valuable tool for customizing my audiobook playback to perfection.
Darling Peacock
I'm amazed at this app's ability to transport me to different worlds through stories. The app is perfect for people with busy schedules. I can listen on the go.
HolyCombo
I'm rediscovering my love for literature through this app β it's revitalizing. I'm hooked on this app's effortless downloading process β I can have my favorite audiobooks in seconds.
K-Tin Man
Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats! Flawless playback. Decent narration, predictable story. The voice actor did a good job, but the plot followed a familiar formula. If youβre looking for something new and groundbreaking, this might not be it.
Old Felix
ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary adventures through stories. The user-friendly interface and precise controls make listening to audiobooks an absolute delight.
Darkside Hooker
Audiobooks on this app have expanded my horizons and introduced me to new ideas. Organizing my audiobook library has never been easier. The app keeps everything tidy. The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile.
Tin Mutt
πΆββοΈπ Staying entertained during leisurely walks β audiobooks make outdoor time delightful! πΆββοΈπ§ ποΈ This app's user-friendly interface has transformed my daily walks into immersive storytelling sessions. Kudos to the developers! πΆββοΈπ Bookmarks are a fantastic tool for keeping track of important moments. They're a game-changer.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience