Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Bones
The smart recommendation feature keeps surprising me with books I never knew I'd love. As an audiobook enthusiast, I'm in awe of ListenBook's advanced features. The ability to adjust the reader's voice tone is a unique and fun addition.
Napoleonic Haze
This app has made literature accessible and engaging for all ages. The narrator's voices are so engaging, it's like having a personal storytelling session. With this app, I can dive into captivating narratives while cooking, cleaning, or commuting β pure magic!
Mud Eye
I'm blown away by how this app has made my commutes productive and my downtime entertaining. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Undergrad
I can't get enough of this app's easy navigation and quick access to chapters and playback controls. This app has made me realize that I don't need a lot of time to read. Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are fantastic features. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Desert Haze
The statistics feature in ListenBook is a valuable tool for monitoring and optimizing my audiobook consumption. Tone adjustment is a brilliant addition that lets me personalize the narration to my liking. It adds an extra layer of connection to the audiobooks.
Shadow Bishop
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Hobo Samurai
This app has rekindled my love for literature, and I'm spreading the word to everyone I know. Audiobooks on this app have become my go-to entertainment for winding down. π Grooving to the rhythm of stories while tackling household chores β a dance of productivity! πΆπ
Granola Dove
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Spooky Yellowjacket
The app's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch makes it a true companion for all occasions. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a game-changer. It transforms the way I enjoy my recordings.
Cool Iris
ListenBook's compatibility with multiple downloading methods ensures there's always a way to get my content. I'm blown away by ListenBook's ability to play diverse formats flawlessly β it's a game-changer. Listening to books while doing chores? This app makes it possible! CarPlay compatibility takes my driving experience to a whole new level. Audiobooks on the road have never been better. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks. Very convenient.
Barbera Shift
The sleek design and easy navigation are visually pleasing and user-friendly. I can't imagine my life without this app β it's my constant source of books. CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature that allows me to curate themed listening sessions, creating a dynamic and engaging audiobook experience. Perfect for repeat listening! The narrator's performance was so rich with detail that I'm sure I'll discover new layers on a second listen. Their interpretation felt authentic to the material while bringing fresh insights. The audio production was pristine from start to finish.
xSTORMx
ListenBook is the perfect blend of technology and art, turning audio into an unforgettable experience. π This app's functionality is a masterpiece β it seamlessly integrates audiobooks into my daily routine. ππ¨ ListenBook has made managing my audiobook collection a breeze. Library organization is top-notch.
Dance Cannon
I never knew my daily walks could be so fulfilling β all thanks to this app. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
360
π An app that turns house chores into exciting adventures β count me in! π§Ήπ Adjusting the tone of the voice adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I love the personalization! I love the variety of themes available. It makes the app feel personalized.
Mud Finger
I can't imagine my life without this app β it's my constant companion for literary adventures. π This app is a testament to thoughtful design β its functionality seamlessly blends with my lifestyle, making reading effortless. πβ¨ Efficiency meets audiobooks β this app's functionality is a perfect match. The automatic extraction of artwork and metadata keeps my audiobook library organized and visually appealing. Sharing books with friends via AirDrop is so convenient. Thanks, ListenBook!
Mallow Man
I never thought I'd enjoy audiobooks as much as I do now β all thanks to this app. This app's seamless integration with my devices has made audiobook listening a hassle-free experience. This app is a lifesaver! I can now enjoy my favorite books on the go. This app's ease of use has made my long drives educational and enjoyable. With support for various audio formats, ListenBook ensures I can enjoy my favorite audiobooks without worries.
Twitch
Audiobook magic at my fingertips! This app's comprehensive features, from statistics tracking to enhanced audio quality, enrich my reading. πβ¨ Looping playback is a game-changer for my study routine. It helps me retain information effectively. An unobjectionable but unexceptional audiobook experience. The narrator's performance was serviceable and the audio quality was fine, but nothing about the production particularly stood out or elevated the material. It was decent background listening.
Hen Skittle
π Rekindling my love for stories β this app's accessibility has reignited my passion! ππ I've recommended this app to all my fellow audiobook enthusiasts. It's a game-changer! ListenBook has elevated my audiobook experience to new heights. It's a treasure trove of knowledge. ListenBookβs bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book.
SubWoof330
With this app, audiobook listening has become an integral part of my daily routines β it's a game-changer. This app is my audiobook haven. With a user-friendly interface and features like audio filters, I'm engrossed in stories like never before. ππ ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Great job, developers!
Goldman
ListenBook has reignited my love for storytelling and learning, one audio file at a time. I can't get enough of this app's intuitive design β it's like a personal library right at my fingertips. ListenBook has become my trusted companion for literary adventures. The app's features are exceptional.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience