Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Aqua Monsoon
This app has turned my long walks into delightful literary adventures. ListenBook's compatibility with different formats ensures I never have to worry about file conversions. Downloading audiobooks is a breeze, thanks to the variety of options available.
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The diverse range of narrators adds a new layer of depth to each story. With ListenBook, I can immerse myself in captivating stories and enriching knowledge, all in one app. Bookmarking favorite parts of audiobooks is a breeze. It's like having a personalized study guide. This app is perfect for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is sleek and modern, and the playback controls are super responsive. I also appreciate the cloud integration, which lets me access my books from anywhere. Great work!
Don Stab
Tone adjustment is such an innovative feature. It adds a personal touch to narration. Binaural audio processing really works. Less fatigue during long listening sessions. My house has never been cleaner! I kept finding chores to do just to keep listening. The narrator's energy matched the tone of the book perfectly.
Snow Pharaoh
ListenBook's focus on quality and user experience has made it my go-to app for audiobooks and educational content. The statistics feature in ListenBook adds an element of self-awareness to my audiobook consumption. Library organization has never been this easy. My audiobook collection is finally tidy. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks perfectly. Very convenient. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Midnight Rambler
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Lilac Lizard
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StorySculptor
Seamless integration with all my devices and flawless synchronization β top-notch. This audiobook app is an absolute lifesaver! It brings my favorite stories to life with unparalleled convenience. ππ Road trips have never been this entertaining β this app keeps me engaged on the highway! ππ The range of audio formats supported is incredible. No need to worry about file conversion. The app's performance is exceptional, ensuring a smooth and uninterrupted audiobook experience. It's clear that it's designed with audiobook enthusiasts in mind.
Noh Noh
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Dallas Burn
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Cumulo
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Snow Cream
This app's support for various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks without any limitations. π§ This app has changed my reading game! Now I can 'read' while I work β genius! ππΌ I'm on a literary adventure wherever I go, all thanks to this app. Its extensive format support and effortless navigation make audiobook listening a breeze. ππ Listened to this on a road trip and it made the hours fly by. Even my passengers who weren't following along commented on how nice the narrator's voice was.
VenusLion
This app has transformed my long flights into productive and enjoyable experiences. ListenBook's integration of artwork and metadata adds a visually appealing touch to my library. With this app, I've rediscovered the joy of reading through my ears, making every moment more valuable. ListenBook has become my workout companion. It keeps me engaged and entertained during exercise. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!
Feline Devil
Looping playback is my favorite feature. It's perfect for revisiting complex content. I love the compatibility with iOS 16. The app runs smoothly and flawlessly. The app is so reliable. Iβve never had any issues with it.
Breezy Mustang
Looping playback of a single track helps me master difficult concepts. So helpful! I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend!
Napoleonic Haze
Audiobooks at my fingertips β this app's functionality is truly impressive. ListenBook has transformed my daily routine into an opportunity to learn, relax, and enjoy.
Barbwire
An audiobook lover's dream come true. So many options, I'm in heaven! I'm finally making progress on my reading goals, thanks to this app's convenience. As an audiobook enthusiast, I'm in awe of ListenBook's advanced features. The ability to adjust the reader's voice tone is a unique and fun addition. ListenBook's noise reduction feature in the Pro version is a testament to the app's commitment to audio quality.
Pinball Esq
ListenBook's dedication to delivering top-notch audio quality is evident in every detail. This app has made my downtime so much more productive and enjoyable. This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark featureβit saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend! Perfect for both first-time listeners and audiobook veterans! The narrator's warm, inviting tone made this an incredibly comfortable listening experience. I particularly appreciated how well they handled dialogue - each character felt distinct without being cartoonish. The pacing kept me engaged throughout.
Mafia Rapunzel
π Embracing reading in the busiest of times β this app is my everyday escape! ππββοΈ Effortlessly managing my audiobook library β this app's design is a triumph. AirDrop and sharing make it easy to spread the audiobook love with friends. The app's integration with Apple Watch makes it an indispensable tool for my active lifestyle. I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend!
Dr. Jam Man
Bookmarking on ListenBook makes it easy to pick up where I left off β no more searching for my spot! The layout of ListenBook is so beautiful and user-friendly, making it a pleasure to use. Elevating my reading experience to a whole new level, this app's user-friendly interface and easy navigation have me hooked. Audiobooks have never been this enjoyable! π±π I love how easy it is to download audiobooks with ListenBook. The app is incredibly convenient. Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fineβgood narration, decent storyβbut it didnβt leave a lasting impression. If youβre looking for something low-commitment, this works.
Granola
The app's stability is impressive β it runs smoothly without any glitches. Adjusting the narrator's voice tone is a fun way to personalize the listening experience. The app is perfect for long commutes. It keeps me entertained for hours.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience