Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
Carrot Joker
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and seamless playback have made it my go-to app. Audiobook journey simplified β this app's functionality is a wonderful surprise. Automated metadata extraction is a time-saver. My library is so organized now.
180
I'm thrilled that ListenBook offers both basic and advanced features to cater to all types of users. This app has made my downtime so much more productive and enjoyable. Revolutionizing the way I enjoy stories β this app's seamless playback and intuitive controls make it a must-have for every book enthusiast. π±π§ ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Great job, developers!
Sleek Zelda
This app's support for various formats and genres ensures that there's always something new to explore. The range of supported formats is impressive. No more converting files! Adjusting the tone of the voice is a novel feature that allows for a personalized listening experience.
The Belgian
Thanks to ListenBook, I can enjoy my audiobooks without the need for constant synchronization. The ListenBook app has made my daily routines more enriching, allowing me to learn while on the go. This app has become my go-to for audiobooks, adding a layer of convenience and enjoyment to my days.
DreamDiver
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats has made it my go-to app for all audio content. πΆπ Replacing tunes with stories β my house is alive with the sound of narration! π§π Book groups are a thoughtful addition. They help me keep related titles together for a seamless experience. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience. The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple.
Prof. Smirk
π Who needs TV when you have this app? Every moment is a storytelling session! πΊπ§ AirDrop and sharing make it easy to spread the audiobook love with friends. I've found my new favorite narrator! Their voice was perfectly suited to this material, with just the right blend of authority and approachability. The production quality was broadcast-level - no distracting breaths, clicks, or inconsistent volume. Already looking for more of their work.
Wildcat Appaloosa
This app has transformed my daily routines into immersive storytelling experiences. ListenBook's sleek design and easy chapter access make navigation a breeze. Tone adjustment is such an innovative feature. It adds a personal touch to narration.
Whip 2T
ListenBookβs bookmarking feature is incredibly useful. I never lose my place in a book. Iβm blown away by how feature-rich ListenBook is. From the customizable themes to the car mode, everything is designed with the user in mind. The app works flawlessly, and Iβve had zero issues with crashes or bugs. Highly recommend!
Gro
I appreciate the option to listen to samples before committing to a book. ListenBook's commitment to providing a smooth and enjoyable listening experience is evident in every detail. This app's support for various formats and genres ensures that there's always something new to explore. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is a unique tool that adds a touch of creativity to my listening experience. The app is lightweight and doesnβt drain my battery.
Whipsaw
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Emerald Vine
Audiobooks have made my morning routine something to look forward to. β° Waking up to audiobooks β mornings have never been this magical and inspiring! βοΈπ§
Dropkick
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a feature I can't live without. The convenience of having a library at my fingertips is unparalleled. ListenBook has become my trusted companion, guiding me through the realms of imagination. I'm hooked on this app's ability to turn even the most mundane tasks into exciting opportunities for learning.
Jetta Talent
This app's compatibility with different devices ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks anywhere, anytime. Adjusting the tone of the voice is a game-changer. It's like customizing my listening experience. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my audiobook library look organized and polished.
Sidewalk Enforcer
π©βπ³ Cooking up a storm while enjoying thrilling stories β this app adds flavor to my meals! π³π§ Drag and drop downloads directly from my web browser? That's a level of convenience I appreciate. ListenBook Pro is worth every penny. Unlimited audiobook length? Count me in!
RealmRanger
ListenBook's user-friendly controls and innovative features have made it an essential tool for my audiobook enjoyment. Auto-rewind is a brilliant feature. Never lose track of where I left off.
Bambi Wings
I'm hooked on this app's ability to make reading fit into any moment. This app's ease of use has made my daily activities more enjoyable and educational. Solid performance, but not outstanding. The narrator did a fine job, though their tone was a bit monotonous at times. The story itself was engaging enough, but I wouldnβt call it unforgettable.
Moon Laser
This app's sleek design and effortless navigation have made my audiobook journey a true delight. π Embracing a new reading habit with this app's seamless accessibility. Say goodbye to boredom! π±π My audiobook collection has never looked better. Thanks to automatic artwork and metadata. ListenBook has transformed how I enjoy audiobooks. It's an indispensable part of my routine. AirDrop sharing makes it easy to share audiobooks with friends.
Sugar Hiccup
Navigating audiobooks effortlessly β this app's functionality is commendable. Binaural audio processing is a game-changer β my ears stay comfortable during long listening sessions. Downloading over WiFi is super efficient. Saves a lot of time. The playback controls are so responsive. No lag at all.
Spoiler
I'm addicted to this app β it's a non-stop journey through captivating tales. With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my downtime more enriching and meaningful. As a busy individual, I appreciate ListenBook's versatility in downloading audio files from various sources. It's a time-saver for sure! The app's compatibility with CarPlay is a fantastic bonus. It keeps me entertained during long drives. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
Delirium
π‘ This app truly understands the needs of audiobook enthusiasts β it delivers an effortless and enjoyable listening experience. ππ§ The app is perfect for people who love to multitask. I can listen while cooking. ListenBook is hands down the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The interface is clean, intuitive, and packed with features like customizable playback speed and sleep timers. It supports all formats, which is a huge plus for me. Highly recommend!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience