Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
InsightInkwell
I'm addicted to the personalized recommendations β it's like the app knows me! π± Carrying stories in my pocket β this app's convenience is a game-changer! πποΈ ListenBook is a must-have for any audiobook enthusiast. It's reliable, efficient, and a pleasure to use. ListenBookβs playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
Danger Menace
ListenBook has made me fall in love with my audio content all over again β it's a must-have. Effortlessly enjoying audiobook journeys β this app's ease of use is a delight. Library organization is brilliant. No more cluttered audiobook collection. The ability to download audio directly within the app is a lifesaver. ListenBook is incredibly convenient. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Sleek Assassin
The narrators' voices on this app are so soothing β it's my relaxation therapy. I'm hooked on this app's ability to make reading fit into every nook and cranny of my day. Audiobook enthusiasts, rejoice! This app's elegant design and robust functionality make it a must-have for anyone who loves to listen on the go. π§π± The auto-rewind feature is a small detail that has a big impact on my listening experience. I love it!
Doughboy, Esq
ππ Embarking on literary journeys even with my eyes closed β bedtime stories have taken a new form with this app! π΄π§ Automated artwork and metadata extraction add a professional touch to my audiobook collection. The app is well-designed and user-friendly. ListenBook makes listening to audiobooks a joy.
Pink Stream
Finally, an app that caters to audiobook enthusiasts like me. The diverse format support and user-friendly design are a game-changer. π±π is a breeze. It's incredibly convenient for building my collection.
SubWoof330
Integration with Apple CarPlay has made long road trips so much more enjoyable. πΆπ The harmony between simplicity and functionality in this app is truly impressive. Audiobooks have never sounded this good! π΅π§
Wolf Tribune
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made multitasking with audio content a breeze. Audiobooks made delightful β this app's usability is a breath of fresh air. Automatic metadata retrieval is a neat touch. My library is well-organized.
Sugar Hiccup
This app has turned audiobook listening into a daily ritual for me. π Reading has never been this easy β this app fits right into my fast-paced lifestyle. ππ« Audiobooks on the go β this app's design prioritizes convenience. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has significantly improved the audio quality of my recordings. Iβm so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
WordWanderer
The bookmark feature is a lifesaver β no more losing my place in the story! πΆββοΈπ§ Walking and listening has never been this smooth β this app's user-friendly interface makes it a breeze to enjoy my favorite stories. ποΈπ ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length feature is fantastic. I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Mirage
This app has turned my daily routine into a source of excitement and joy. ListenBook has become my trusted companion, making even the busiest days enjoyable. This app's support for various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks without any limitations. ListenBook is my go-to companion for immersive audiobook experiences. The ease of use and extensive format support make it a must-have! The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books while commuting.
Carrot Joker
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and quick access to chapters enhance my overall listening experience. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient. I love how ListenBook makes it easy to organize my audiobook library. The app supports all formats, and the import process is a breeze. The playback controls are responsive, and the sound quality is excellent. Highly recommend!
Bad Bunny
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook is a fun feature that adds a unique touch to my audiobook experience. Unlimited length audiobooks with ListenBook Pro are a huge plus!
Wild Tesla
The vast selection of titles on this app is a book lover's dream come true. This app has brought back the joy of reading, even when I'm on the move. β° Starting my mornings with inspiration β audiobooks make waking up a joyous literary experience! βοΈπ§ ListenBook has rekindled my passion for learning. I'm exploring new topics every day. ListenBook is hands down the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The interface is clean, intuitive, and packed with features like customizable playback speed and sleep timers. It supports all formats, which is a huge plus for me. Highly recommend!
Dangle
ListenBook's sleek interface and precise controls make it a joy to use during my daily listening sessions. User-friendly audiobook experience β this app's design is a standout. I love the quick access to settings. It makes tweaking the app so easy. The app is perfect for long walks. It keeps me company the whole time.
Dewdrop Doll
ListenBook's compatibility with multiple downloading methods ensures there's always a way to get my content. Effortlessly switching between stories β this app's ease of use is impressive. Savoring captivating stories has become a breeze with this app's sleek design and convenient features. It's like having a personal reading assistant! π±π CUE playlist support is a fantastic feature for those who enjoy organized and structured listening. Automated artwork and metadata extraction add a professional touch to my audiobook collection.
Sokol
I can't imagine my life without this app β it's my daily dose of literature. Fairly enjoyable, but forgettable. I didnβt have any major complaints, but I also donβt see myself revisiting this one. It was a decent way to spend a few hours, though. This was my first audiobook in this genre and I'm hooked! The performance brought the story to life in a way reading never could. Already downloaded another by the same narrator.
ThreadTrail
ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a thoughtful touch I appreciate. πΆββοΈπ Strolling through stories on a lazy afternoon β this app is my relaxation buddy! ποΈπ§ Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a delightful feature. Sharing is caring! Binaural audio processing reduces fatigue during long listening sessions. A fantastic feature! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has transformed the audio quality. It's crystal clear now.
Raid Bucker
ListenBook's versatile features have made my audiobook experience more enjoyable than ever. Kudos to the creators for crafting an app that understands audiobook lovers. With smooth playback and thoughtful design, it's a true companion for book enthusiasts. ππ
Twinkle Cutlass
I've found hidden gems in genres I never thought I'd be interested in. ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch has streamlined my multitasking. The app's performance is unparalleled. It's like it's tailor-made for my device. Adjustable playback speed is a brilliant feature. It adds a layer of customization to my audiobook enjoyment. The app's performance is exceptional, ensuring a smooth and uninterrupted audiobook experience. It's clear that it's designed with audiobook enthusiasts in mind.
Mad Viral
π± Unlocking the world of literature with just a tap β this app is my digital library card! ππ± The app's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch is a huge plus. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has made my recordings sound clearer than ever. Great app for audiobook enthusiasts. ListenBook supports a wide range of formats. The statistics tracking feature is very useful. ListenBook helps me keep track of my listening time.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience