Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Shy Warrior
Audiobooks on this app have transformed my daily routines into engaging experiences. π₯ Spicing up my routine with this app β it's like having a personal storyteller on hand at all times! β¨π Automated artwork and metadata extraction add a professional touch to my audiobook collection.
The Happy Jock
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General Broomdog
ListenBook has elevated my audiobook enjoyment to a whole new level β it's a must-have for any audio enthusiast. π Unlocking the door to imagination β this app is my key to endless stories and endless possibilities. ππ I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature.
Mud Pie Man
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Racy Lady
The fact that ListenBook doesn't just play, but enhances audio quality, is truly remarkable. This app's ease of use has made my long drives educational and enjoyable. π‘ Making house chores more enjoyable β audiobooks help me stay engaged while tidying up the living space. π π Managing my audiobook collection is a pleasure thanks to this app's usability. The app is so easy to use. I was up and running in minutes.
Nightmare King
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Bazooka Har-de-har
As a visually impaired person, this app has opened up a new world of stories for me. With this app, I can seamlessly switch between audiobooks and real life. πββοΈπ Combining fitness and fiction β this app keeps me motivated during workouts with its engaging stories! πββοΈπ Adjustable playback speed is my secret weapon for covering more material in less time. A productivity boost!
Stallion Patton
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Sultan of Speed
ListenBook's compatibility with various audio formats ensures that I can enjoy a wide range of content hassle-free. ListenBook's dedication to delivering an exceptional experience is evident in every detail. Looping playback is a brilliant study tool. Thanks to ListenBook, my learning has improved!
Spider Fuji
ListenBook's support for various audio formats means I never have to worry about compatibility issues. This app has turned my gym sessions into immersive storytelling experiences β time flies by! No more carrying heavy books β this app has transformed my reading habits. With this app, I can seamlessly switch between audiobooks and real life. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer. My audio quality has improved dramatically.
MuseMaster
Audiobook magic at my fingertips! This app's comprehensive offerings, from statistics tracking to immersive audio processing, have breathed new life into my reading. πβ¨ As an audiobook enthusiast, I'm in awe of ListenBook's advanced features. The ability to adjust the reader's voice tone is a unique and fun addition. Navigating through chapters has never been easier. It's a user-friendly delight. The ability to download audio directly within the app is a lifesaver. ListenBook is incredibly convenient.
Eight Patrol
This app has made my downtime so much more productive and enjoyable. Looping playback of a single track helps me focus and absorb complex content.
Grabber
This app's convenience has made my downtime more rewarding and enriching. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction makes sure that background distractions don't interfere with my listening. Listening stats feature keeps me motivated to read more. Love it!
Jersey
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and precise controls make it a joy to use every day. With ListenBook, I've found a reliable and enjoyable way to listen to audiobooks and expand my knowledge. This app has turned my mundane tasks into exciting opportunities for reading. Navigating through my audiobook collection is a breeze β this app's intuitive interface and convenient controls have made my reading journey effortless. π±π
TrinitySoul
The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience. A decent listen overall. The narration was clear, though some character voices sounded similar. The story was interesting but had moments where it dragged slightly. Still, it was a good way to pass the time.
Bearded Angler
ListenBook's powerful audio downloading features are a game-changer β I can have my audiobooks ready in no time. ListenBook's user-friendly interface and seamless playback have made it my go-to app. As an audiobook aficionado, this app is a dream come true. Its support for various formats and effortless navigation make it my perfect reading companion. ππ§
WanderWord
I can't remember the last time I was this excited about 'reading' books! Looping playback is a brilliant study tool. Thanks to ListenBook, my learning has improved! Love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device.
Pusher
I appreciate the option to listen to samples before committing to a book. πΆ Swapping background music for the soothing voices of narrators β audiobooks have become my soundtrack for daily life. π΅π Quick access to chapters and controls makes ListenBook a joy to use. It's a seamless experience. Elegant design and easy-to-use interface. Very happy with ListenBook. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
Sugar Hiccup
Audiobooks made simple β this app's functionality is a breath of fresh air. No more hassle with formats β this app ensures my audiobook adventures are smooth, and my favorite tales are just a tap away. Highly recommended! ππ§ Automated artwork and metadata extraction add a professional touch to my audiobook collection. Love the silky-smooth playback and easy-to-use interface. ListenBook is the best!
Electric Player
Audiobook pleasure simplified β this app's functionality is a reader's delight. ListenBook Pro's tone adjustment feature is an innovative touch that adds a layer of personalization. Noise reduction feature is magic. Now I can listen to recordings even in noisy settings. Makes audiobook listening super easy and enjoyable. Thanks, ListenBook! ListenBook is a game-changer for audiobook lovers. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience