Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Parallax Sugar
Listening to audiobooks with my kids has become a cherished bonding activity. The convenience of downloading audiobooks for offline listening is a game-changer. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval add a professional touch to my audiobook library.
Armed Hawk
Looping playback has made memorization so much easier. I'm acing my exams! Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to share the joy of storytelling with friends and family. It fosters connections and conversations. The app is constantly updated with new features. The developers really care.
Winded On Friday
This app's user-friendly controls and sleek design have made audiobook listening a truly immersive journey. ๐ง This app has changed my reading game! Now I can 'read' while I work โ genius! ๐๐ผ The statistics feature in ListenBook provides valuable insights into my audiobook consumption habits.
Dance Cannon
This app's support for various formats ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks without any hassle. Finally, an app that values usability โ navigating and listening is a breeze! Seamless audiobook integration โ this app's functionality is truly remarkable. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a wonderful way to spread the joy of storytelling. I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itโs a unique feature.
M8deUp
This app's user-friendly design makes navigating through books a breeze. With this app, reading is no longer a luxury โ it's an essential part of my day. Audiobook enjoyment without the hassle โ this app's design is a win. Unlocking a world of literary possibilities, this app's extensive compatibility and user-friendly controls have made audiobook enjoyment an everyday joy. ๐ฑ๐ Apple Watch compatibility adds a new level of convenience to my audiobook enjoyment. It's seamless control at my wrist.
Sleepwalker
This app has made my commutes and long drives a source of joy and learning. The convenience of downloading audiobooks for offline listening is a game-changer. I'm addicted to this app's curated playlists and recommendations โ they're spot on. I love how easy it is to download audiobooks with ListenBook. The app is incredibly convenient.
Dr. Cocktail
This app's ease of use has made reading a seamless part of my daily routine. ๐ Who needs TV when you have this app? Every moment is a storytelling session! ๐บ๐ง The app is very intuitive. ListenBook makes finding and playing audiobooks simple.
Pixie Taze
I'm impressed by how this app seamlessly syncs across my devices. I'm blown away by how this app has revolutionized my reading experience. ๐ง Making housework more enjoyable โ audiobooks turn mundane chores into moments of discovery. ๐งน๐ I love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device. An acceptable audiobook that met basic expectations. No complaints about quality but nothing remarkable either. Would listen to this narrator again but wouldn't seek them out.
ThoughtTrail
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Willow Dragon
I've started reading more books than ever before, all thanks to this app. This app's ease of use has made reading an integral part of my everyday life. ListenBook has changed the way I listen to audiobooks. The app is so easy to use.
CuriousCraft
ListenBook's dedication to excellence shines through in its impeccable audio quality and user-friendly features. This app has made reading a part of my lifestyle, no matter where I am. I can't imagine my life without this app โ it's my passport to countless stories. I'm amazed by the app's versatility in downloading audio. It accommodates various sources seamlessly. ListenBook is more than just an app โ it's a doorway to a world of knowledge and imagination.
Baby Brown
I've been recommending this app to all my friends โ it's a true game-changer. Audiobook immersion without fuss โ this app's ease of use is commendable. The bookmark feature is fantastic. I can easily pick up where I left off.
101
๐๐ Exploring stories even with my eyes off the page โ this app is a bedtime dream! ๐ด๐ง Gone are the days of struggling with formats. Thanks to this app, my audiobook journey is a breeze, and every tale is a tap away. Highly recommended! ๐๐ง ListenBook has become my constant companion. It's like having a personal audiobook assistant.
xFRST
ListenBook's support for a variety of download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. Who knew that commuting could become such an enjoyable reading session? ๐๏ธ This app's user-friendly interface has transformed my daily walks into immersive storytelling sessions. Kudos to the developers! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Dr. Jam Man
The smart recommendation feature keeps surprising me with books I never knew I'd love. The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple.
Guillotine Trigger
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and precise controls make it a joy to use every day. I'm amazed at how effortlessly this app has made reading a constant in my life. ListenBook has truly transformed my audiobook experience. The sleek interface, extensive format support, and easy downloading options make it my go-to app! ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch is a seamless addition to my daily routine.
Pink Nightmare
The ListenBook app has transformed my device into a portable audiobook library that I can carry everywhere. ๐ก The future of audiobook listening is here โ this app's sleek functionality redefines how we enjoy our favorite stories. ๐ง๐ฎ
CuriousCraft
๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ง Enjoying the great outdoors while immersing myself in fantastic tales โ walking never felt this magical! ๐๏ธ๐ ListenBook's easy sharing options make it a breeze to introduce friends to my favorite audiobooks. Sharing is caring!
Shwatson
ListenBook has truly transformed my audiobook experience. The sleek interface, extensive format support, and easy downloading options make it my go-to app! ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch is a seamless addition to my daily routine. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay is a huge plus during long drives.
Nightmare King
I'm blown away by the range of non-fiction audiobooks available โ so much to learn! This app is my constant companion, making every moment a chance to discover new worlds. No more hassle with formats โ this app ensures my audiobook adventures are smooth, and my favorite tales are just a tap away. Highly recommended! ๐๐ง The subtle background music at key moments enhanced the experience without being distracting. More audiobooks should use this technique when appropriate!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience