Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Trip
The ability to highlight passages and take notes while listening is a fantastic feature. This app has made my workouts and chores so much more enjoyable.
Genghis Glyph
This app's sleek design and effortless navigation have made my audiobook journey a true delight. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand, transforming noisy environments into serene listening spaces. The variety of supported formats means I can enjoy audiobooks from different sources hassle-free.
PixelPioneer
This app has transformed my long flights into productive and enjoyable experiences. ListenBook's audio filters and controls have revolutionized the way I enjoy my audio content. ListenBook's compatibility with various formats has made it my go-to app for all audio content. I can't get enough of this app's versatile features โ from playback speed to bookmarking, it's all there. Audiobooks made delightful โ this app's usability is a breath of fresh air.
Divine Quasar
The app's compatibility with Apple Watch elevates my workouts, making them more engaging and productive. Iโd listen to this narrator read anything! Their voice was so expressive and fitting for the material. The story itself was great, but the narration took it to the next level. Definitely a 5-star experience. A perfectly acceptable audiobook that fulfilled its purpose. The narration was competent if not particularly memorable, and the production quality was standard for the genre. It served as decent background entertainment during mundane tasks.
Burn
ListenBook's chapters, controls, and filters have taken my audiobook journey to new heights. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ Strolling through stories on a lazy afternoon โ this app is my relaxation buddy! ๐๏ธ๐ง
Moon Radar
I've discovered authors I'd never heard of before, and now they're among my favorites. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience. This app has broadened my literary horizons, introducing me to new authors. ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iโve ever used. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Great job, developers!
New Magoo
With ListenBook, I've found a way to make the most of my free time while indulging in my love for audiobooks. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has never been easier or more convenient. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study sessions. I can focus on challenging content.
Chuckles
The variety of narrators adds a unique touch to each book, making every experience special. ListenBook has revolutionized my audiobook enjoyment. It's an essential part of my daily routine. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureโitโs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Kamikaze Grandma
I'm grateful for ListenBook's seamless compatibility with a variety of formats โ it's a true lifesaver. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a blessing for clear and distraction-free listening.
Mad Jack
ListenBook's extensive statistics feature adds a new level of insight to my audiobook habits. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval add a professional touch to my audiobook library.
Free Ham
Audiobooks have become my companions during long hours of household chores. Audiobooks have turned my quiet moments into imaginative journeys โ thank you, app! This app has transformed my daily routine into moments of literary delight. This is exactly what I look for in an audiobook! The narrator's pleasant voice and excellent diction made even complex passages easy to follow. I appreciated the subtle but effective use of pauses and emphasis that added depth to the listening experience. Finished it in record time because I couldn't stop listening.
Marshmallow Treat
ListenBook's dedication to providing a smooth and enjoyable listening experience is evident in every aspect of the app. This app has reignited my love for literature and made it a part of my everyday life. Audiobooks on demand? Yes, please! With this app's robust features, I'm always just a tap away from immersing myself in captivating narratives. ๐๐ฑ Elegant design and easy-to-navigate interface. Very pleased with ListenBook. The app is so well-designed. Itโs clear the developers put a lot of thought into it.
101
ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. ListenBook's Pro version is worth every penny. The noise reduction feature makes even noisy environments an ideal place for immersive listening. Noise reduction feature is magic. Now I can listen to recordings even in noisy settings. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay is a major convenience during road trips. I can't get enough of the binaural audio processing. It's like a breath of fresh air for my ears.
Sky Dahlia
Audiobooks have become my travel companions, and this app is my guide. ListenBookโs design is sleek and modern. The app is a pleasure to use.
Dahlia
Navigating audiobooks seamlessly โ this app's design is top-notch. I'm blown away by the powerful audio downloading options. So versatile!
Fatsy Bear
ListenBook's integration of artwork and metadata adds a visually appealing touch to my library. Audiobook immersion simplified โ this app's ease of use is a true asset. Noise reduction and voice tone adjustment are simply amazing. Adjustable playback speed and volume controls are fantastic features.
Babe
I'm so grateful for this app โ it's like having a personal storyteller wherever I go. ๐ถ๐ My new soundtrack? Audiobooks, of course! This app makes every day musical. ๐ง๐ถ
Grave Scuttlebutt
Accessing my favorite audiobooks has never been easier โ this app's user-centric design and comprehensive features make it an absolute gem. ๐ฑ๐ง I've recommended ListenBook to all my fellow bookworms. It's a true companion for audiobook lovers. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books at night.
Sand Whiskers
Enhancing my daily routines โ this app's design makes listening a joy. Iโve been using ListenBook for months, and itโs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnโt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Sneaky Lady
With ListenBook, my daily commutes have become a cherished time for learning and enjoyment. ListenBook has redefined the way I experience stories, turning every moment into an adventure. ๐ Making each day a new chapter โ this app keeps me hooked from morning to night! ๐๐ The listening stats feature is awesome. I can track my audiobook habits effortlessly.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience