Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Delirium
This app's compatibility with different formats ensures that I never miss out on a great audiobook. Say goodbye to cumbersome interfaces β this app's intuitive controls and user-friendly design have elevated my audiobook experience to new heights. π±π Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a fun and convenient way to share the magic of storytelling with friends and family, sparking meaningful discussions. ListenBookβs interface is beautiful and functional. Itβs my favorite app for audiobooks. The narrator's voice was like butter - smooth, rich, and utterly pleasant to listen to for hours. They handled complex sentences with ease, making even dense material accessible. I never had to rewind because I missed something due to unclear delivery. Perfection!
Desert Haze
I can't believe how easy it is to discover new titles and genres. Pure delight! πΆββοΈπ§ Enjoying the great outdoors while immersing myself in fantastic tales β walking never felt this magical! ποΈπ Adjustable playback speed is a fantastic feature. It allows me to customize my listening experience. Unlimited audiobook length with ListenBook Pro is a game-changer.
Midnight Rider
I'm amazed by how this app effortlessly turns my daily routines into enjoyable learning sessions. π§ Navigating through narratives has never been simpler β this app's functionality enhances my audiobook journey. ππ« CUE playlist support is a brilliant feature that allows me to create customized listening experiences for different moods, activities, and moments of the day. Makes listening to audiobooks so easy and enjoyable. Thank you, ListenBook! This was an adequate audiobook for casual listening. The narrator maintained a consistent pace and clear diction throughout, though their performance lacked some emotional range. The audio quality was fine with no significant technical distractions.
Achilles Mountain
Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats! Flawless playback. The app's ability to extract artwork and metadata automatically is a huge time-saver.
Sleek Assassin
I'm able to catch up on my reading list even during the busiest days. ListenBook's intuitive design and thoughtful features have made my audiobook experience delightful. π§ My daily chores just got an upgrade! Thanks to this app, I can dive into captivating stories while cooking and cleaning. ππ³ π Drifting into dreamland with enchanting audiobooks β bedtime has become a gateway to imagination. ππ It was fine. The narrator did an adequate job but nothing about the performance particularly stood out to me. Got me through my commute though.
Friday Fox
ListenBook has completely changed my audiobook experience β it's like having a personal audio library. I'm addicted to this app's curated playlists and recommendations β they're spot on. With this app, I can dive into captivating narratives while cooking, cleaning, or commuting β pure magic! Listening to audiobooks on my iPad has never been easier. Highly recommend ListenBook!
Athens Fire
π₯ Audiobook enjoyment at the tap of a finger β this app's functionality is a testament to modern convenience. π±π ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Great job, developers!
AlertXis
I'm addicted to this app β it's like having a library in my pocket. ListenBook's dedication to providing an exceptional listening experience shines through in every aspect of the app. Finally, an app that understands the power of CUE playlists. Perfect for organizing.
InsightfulInk
Quick access to chapters is a blessing. No more scrolling through endless content. The app never crashes. Itβs reliable and stable.
Woo Woo
I'm amazed by the variety of genres available β there's something for everyone. π‘ Nurturing my curiosity with audiobooks β this app adds a touch of wonder to my daily routines. π±π ListenBook has made my daily walks so much more enjoyable. I'm always learning now! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction makes sure that background distractions don't interfere with my listening. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books at night.
Trash Pocky
I love how this app turns even the dullest tasks into exciting storytelling moments. Every moment is a chance to explore new stories with this app. Its intuitive features and compatibility ensure my audiobook journey is seamless. ππ§ ListenBook Pro's noise reduction ensures that my listening experience remains clear and enjoyable. I love the quick access to settings. It makes tweaking the app so easy.
RightN0w2
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fantastic way to introduce them to captivating stories. Downloading over WiFi saves so much time. Very efficient. Good but not great. The narration was competent but lacked the extra spark that makes some audiobooks truly special. Still worth a listen though.
Slug-em-dog
This app is a time-saver β I can 'read' even when I'm on the move. Automated artwork and metadata retrieval make my library look organized and professional.
RealmRanger
I've fallen in love with genres I never thought I'd explore, all thanks to this app. is a time-saver. It's convenient for accessing my content. I love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device.
Maple Destroyer
This app has brought back the joy of reading, even when I'm on the move. Savoring audiobooks without complications β this app's design is top-notch. Automatic artwork and metadata extraction add a professional touch to my audiobook library.
Gothic Gucci
Simplifying my reading routine β this app's ease of use is remarkable. I love the ability to import books from my computer. Itβs so easy. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
DreamDiver
Finally, an app that turns my daily commute into an adventure through literature. πͺ Juggling tasks while enjoying stories has never been easier β this app's functionality is a multitasking marvel. πΌπ I can't get enough of the app's sleek interface and intuitive controls. It's a joy to use!
Demand Chopper
ListenBook's user-friendly controls and innovative features have made it an essential tool for my audiobook enjoyment. This app has broadened my literary horizons, introducing me to new authors. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Wild Hair
ListenBook has made managing and enjoying audiobooks, lectures, and speeches effortless and enjoyable. π§ββοΈ Finding zen in the art of listening β this app takes mindfulness to a new level! π§ββοΈπ§ The app is very intuitive. ListenBook makes finding and playing audiobooks simple. The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile.
Dangle
I can't get enough of this app β it's like having a personal library with me. Book groups are a thoughtful addition. They help me keep related titles together for a seamless experience.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience