Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Infinite Hole
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DollFaceKillah
This app has transformed my long flights into productive and enjoyable experiences. With ListenBook, I can keep track of my audiobook consumption and explore new content with ease. I love how this app makes even the most mundane tasks exciting with audio stories. Organization made simple β this app's efficient management of my audiobook collection ensures that every story is just a tap away. Convenience at its finest. ππ±
ThoughtTracer
I can't get enough of the celebrity narrators β they add a unique charm to each book. This app's convenience has revolutionized the way I experience books.
Taz Ringer
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Old Orange Eyes
π‘ Seamlessly weaving audiobooks into my daily routine β this app's functionality has redefined how I enjoy books. π±π ListenBook has changed my audiobook game forever. No more format woes!
Honey
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Bruh
Noise reduction on ListenBook enhances the clarity of dictaphone recordings, allowing me to enjoy content even in noisy environments. Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun and unique feature I can't get enough of. Savoring stories has never been this smooth β this app's functionality is genius. Audiobooks at my fingertips β this app's functionality is truly impressive. ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like my personal audiobook oasis.
Moon Cricket
π± My pocket-sized library β this app makes reading accessible anytime, anywhere! ππ± ListenBook's sharing options make it a breeze to connect with fellow audiobook enthusiasts and share recommendations. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a fantastic way to introduce them to captivating stories. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
Sexual Chocolate
I've started a book club with my friends, and this app has been our go-to source for titles. ListenBook's support for various audio formats means I never have to worry about compatibility issues. ListenBook's compatibility with various formats ensures I never miss out on any audio gem. ListenBook's loop and shuffle playback options are essential for my audiobook enjoyment and study.
1st Degree
I love that I can switch between devices seamlessly and continue where I left off. I'm hooked on this app's ability to transform my ordinary moments into exciting opportunities for learning. ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch adds a new level of convenience to my audiobook journey. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study routine. It helps me retain information effectively.
Shady Lady
I'm hooked on this app β it's like Netflix for book lovers! Drag and drop downloads directly from my web browser? That's a level of convenience I appreciate.
Spunky Chick
ListenBook's support for a wide range of formats means I can listen to all my favorite content without worries. Bookmarks are a fantastic organizational tool. They help me keep track of important moments in my audiobooks. Downloading over WiFi is super efficient. Saves a lot of time.
Teeder
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats has made it my go-to app for all audio content. Effortlessly managing my audiobook collection β this app's functionality is a winner. The app is perfect for long flights. It keeps me entertained the whole time.
Black Firefly
ListenBook has become an essential part of my daily routine. It's like my personal audiobook oasis. ListenBookβs playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches.
Voodoo Cyclone
With this app, audiobook listening has become a seamless and enjoyable part of my everyday life. π©βπ³ Turning cooking sessions into culinary adventures, complete with intriguing tales! π³π§ Seamless audiobook integration β this app's functionality is a true gem. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer for improving audio quality and clarity.
Eye Devil
Looping playback has taken my language learning to new heights. Highly recommended! I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itβs a unique feature. Not bad, but not amazing either. The narratorβs voice was pleasant, though some parts felt a bit rushed. The story had its moments, but I wouldnβt necessarily recommend it over similar titles in the genre.
Seattle Jay
Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a unique feature that adds a personal touch to my listening. π©βπ³ Elevating culinary experiences with auditory tales β cooking has never been this entertaining and educational! π³π§ ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is like a magic wand, transforming noisy environments into serene listening spaces. I love the ability to change the playback speed. Itβs perfect for my needs. Great for multitasking! I listened while cooking, driving, and even working out, and it kept me entertained the whole time. The narratorβs voice was pleasant, and the story flowed smoothly. Very enjoyable!
Tootsie Killer
This app's library is a treasure trove β I'm always discovering new favorites. This app is a true treasure for audiobook lovers β it's my go-to source for literary adventures! π Transforming my mundane routine into a captivating journey β thank you, this app! β¨π Effortless audiobook exploration β this app's functionality is a true delight. ListenBook's support for playlists in the CUE format makes organizing and enjoying audiobook series a delightful experience.
Snapple Whistler
The family subscription option is a money-saver β everyone gets to enjoy their favorite books. No more hassle with converting files β ListenBook supports a wide range of formats for a seamless listening experience. ListenBook's customizable audio filters are a game-changer for tailoring my audiobook playback. CUE playlist support is a thoughtful feature that keeps my audiobook listening organized and enjoyable. This was a workmanlike audiobook that did the job without flair. The narration was clear and the pacing appropriate, though the delivery lacked some emotional depth. The production quality was acceptable with no major technical issues.
Chocolate Thunder
I've fallen in love with literature all over again, thanks to this incredible app. ListenBook has turned my audio content into an immersive, personalized, and unforgettable experience. Finally, an app that respects my busy lifestyle. Whether I'm commuting or exercising, this app's smooth playback and smart controls keep me engaged. πββοΈπ§ Noise reduction is magic. I can finally enjoy dictaphone recordings without discomfort. I love the ability to change the playback speed. Itβs perfect for my needs.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience