Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Sand Whiskers
I'm amazed at how this app has made my workouts more motivating and my audiobooks more accessible. I'm addicted to this app's ability to seamlessly blend books into my life. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a creative way to share the love of literature. I love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device. The ability to download audiobooks directly is fantastic. ListenBook is very convenient.
Cali Yacht
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Sweet Bacon
Listening to audiobooks has become my guilt-free indulgence, and I love it. I'm in awe of how this app has brought new dimensions to my reading experience. The audio filters make a noticeable difference. ListenBook provides an excellent listening experience.
Eerie Mizzen
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Kickstart
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Hoboken Nightingale
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Grave Digger
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Houston Rocket
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Bad Beret
I can now explore books beyond my preferred genre, broadening my reading horizons. Effortlessly managing my audiobook library β this app's design is commendable. Tone adjustment adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I'm hooked! Noise reduction and voice tone adjustment are simply amazing.
Racy Lady
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Lady Peach
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Demolition Queen
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Baby Spell
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Dakota Bliss
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Mosquit-No
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Sexy
π Dancing through chores with audiobooks β this app turns cleaning into a lively and literary affair! πΆπ Sharing audiobooks with friends is so easy with AirDrop. It's a great way to spread happiness. ListenBook has become my gateway to new worlds, allowing me to explore stories, ideas, and knowledge. ListenBook has made my daily commutes so much more enjoyable. I look forward to listening every day!
Undergrad
This app has transformed my daily walks into exciting literary adventures. ListenBook's sleek interface and precise controls make it a joy to use during my daily listening sessions. This app's support for various formats and genres ensures that there's always something new to explore. Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a revelation. It enhances the audio quality and makes listening comfortable. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books at night.
RightN0w2
ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a true blessing for enjoying clear audio even in noisy environments. Audiobooks have become my go-to entertainment, and this app is the reason. π§ Satiate your reading cravings while managing household affairs β this app has it all! ππΌ π§ My daily chores just got an upgrade! Thanks to this app, I can dive into captivating stories while cooking and cleaning. ππ³ ListenBook Pro's unlimited audiobook length is a boon for those who enjoy deep dives into lengthy narratives.
Gumby Train
Background play feature lets me multitask while enjoying a book β brilliant! π Bedtime stories for adults? Yes, please! This app is a dream come true. ππ
Spitfire
ListenBook's versatile features have made my audiobook experience more enjoyable than ever. βοΈ Loving the fact that I can learn and listen at the same time β multitasking made easy! π§ π§
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience