Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Shimmy Shammy
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Suicide Jockey
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Blade
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3D Waffle
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Airport Hobo
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a social audiophile's dream. ListenBook's basic audio filters enhance my listening experience and make it uniquely mine. Accessing my favorite audiobooks has never been easier β this app's user-centric design and comprehensive features make it an absolute gem. π±π§ Adjusting the tone of the voice adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I love the personalization! Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice is a unique touch β it's like having a personalized reading.
German Coach
ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch has streamlined my multitasking. With this app, I can enjoy my favorite stories while traveling, making my journeys more delightful. I'm amazed at how this app has seamlessly integrated reading into my daily rhythm. ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature simplifies the process of adding new audiobooks to my collection. I love the ability to share my progress with friends. Itβs a fun feature.
Tse Tse Guy
With ListenBook, my audio content is organized, accessible, and ready to inspire me. ListenBook has turned my daily routines into audiobook-driven journeys of imagination. This app's convenience has turned my daily chores into moments of intellectual discovery β a win-win! π± Audiobooks at my fingertips β this app's ease of use is a booklover's dream come true! ππ₯ ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances my audiobook experience, ensuring I catch every detail.
NexusNavigator
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Bad Bunny
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Freak
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Tweety
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Raggedy Ann
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Alpha
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Dangle
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Sapiens
The convenience of having a library at my fingertips is unparalleled. Book groups help me keep series together and navigate my collection more efficiently. A great feature! ListenBook has become my workout companion of choice. It keeps me motivated and entertained during exercise. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a great way to spread the joy of reading. This app is a must-have for anyone who loves audiobooks. The interface is intuitive, and the app supports all formats. I love the auto-bookmark featureβit saves my place automatically, so I never lose track. Highly recommend!
The Belgian
This app has transformed my daily walks into insightful journeys of knowledge β talk about efficiency! I'm in awe of this app's ability to make reading so accessible and convenient. ListenBook has all the features I need in an audiobook app. My top choice! The audio quality is superb. ListenBook enhances my audiobook experience.
ThoughtTrailblazer
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a fantastic way to spread the joy. I can't get enough of this app's versatile features β from playback speed to bookmarking, it's all there. This audiobook made my workouts fly by! The engaging narration kept me motivated to keep listening, which meant longer gym sessions. The narrator's energy matched the material perfectly - upbeat when needed, somber when appropriate. A great example of how narration can enhance text.
Sleek Assassin
The audiobook player's silky-smooth playback is like music to my ears. Flawless performance! With ListenBook Pro, I'm no longer limited by audiobook length. It's a liberating experience! Drag and drop downloads are genius. It simplifies the entire process.
Broomspun
Being able to customize the listening duration is perfect for quick breaks. With ListenBook, I've found a reliable and enjoyable way to listen to audiobooks and expand my knowledge. π± An app that respects my time and delivers on functionality β audiobook listening has never been this effortless. ππ ListenBook has rekindled my love for audiobooks. The app's interface is beautiful and user-friendly. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a creative way to share the love of literature.
Brick Mooch
Looping playback has made memorization so much easier. I'm acing my exams! I'm blown away by the silky-smooth playback, even for high-quality formats like FLAC. Top-notch performance! ListenBook Pro's noise reduction ensures that my listening experience remains clear and enjoyable. ListenBook has transformed the way I engage with literature. It's like having a virtual bookshelf in my pocket. ListenBookβs interface is sleek and user-friendly. Finding and playing my audiobooks has never been easier.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience