Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Rando Tank
Looping playback helps me revise and memorize complex topics effectively. A study essential! ListenBook has become my trusted companion. It's my go-to app for expanding my knowledge and enjoyment. Supports all my playlists and bookmarks seamlessly. Very convenient.
DreadSherX
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Romance Guppy
I love that ListenBook offers both basic and advanced features, catering to all types of users. I've never experienced such silky-smooth playback even with high-quality FLAC files. What a fantastic listening experience! The narrator brought the characters to life with distinct voices and emotional depth. The pacing was perfect - not too fast to lose details, not too slow to become boring. I particularly appreciated how well the narrator conveyed the atmosphere of key scenes.
DreamDiver
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Star Sword
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Sky Dahlia
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VenusLion
Integration with Apple CarPlay has made long road trips so much more enjoyable. Auto-rewind is a brilliant feature. Never lose track of where I left off.
Delicious Wing
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Shivers
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Frosty Snazz
As a language learner, this app has been invaluable in improving my listening skills. The statistics feature in ListenBook provides valuable insights into my audiobook consumption habits. Iβve tried many audiobook players, and this one is by far the best.
Frosty Sunshine
The ListenBook app has enriched my daily life, adding a layer of intellectual and emotional fulfillment. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is fantastic. This app is my constant companion, making every moment a chance to discover new worlds. ListenBook's player features are incredibly helpful. Chapters and bookmarks make navigation easy. ListenBook has become my gateway to new worlds, allowing me to explore stories, ideas, and knowledge.
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No more hassle with converting files β ListenBook supports a wide range of formats for a seamless listening experience. ListenBook has made my daily activities more interesting and meaningful β I'm hooked!
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Die Slice
ListenBook's support for a variety of download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. Looping playback is an invaluable study tool. It helps me absorb complex information effortlessly.
Lady Q
ListenBook's powerful audio downloading features make it easy to keep my content at my fingertips. Audiobook enjoyment has become an integral part of my routine, thanks to this app's seamless integration and user-friendly design. A must-have! ππ± Kudos to the developers for optimizing this app for iOS 16. It runs like a dream on my device. The audiobook player's silky-smooth playback is like music to my ears. Flawless performance! Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a creative way to share the love of literature.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience