Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
ButterQuest
π₯ Adding a spark of excitement to my daily routine β this app is my secret weapon! β¨π Accessing literary treasures has never been this straightforward β thank you, app!
Good William
ListenBook's user-friendly interface and precise controls make it a joy to use every day. ListenBook's support for a variety of audio formats makes it a versatile and essential app for audiobook enthusiasts. The vast selection of titles on this app is a book lover's dream come true. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study sessions. It helps me absorb information more effectively.
Heavenly Connection
ListenBook's customizable features, from playback speed to audio filters, cater to every audiobook lover's preferences. Bookmarking on ListenBook makes it easy to pick up where I left off β no more searching for my spot! ListenBook's versatile player features are like having a personal audio assistant β it's that good! Changing the tone of the sound on ListenBook Pro is a fun way to customize my listening experience.
Rosie Bird
ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch has streamlined my multitasking. This app has turned my screen time into valuable learning opportunities. Navigating audiobooks seamlessly β this app's design is top-notch. Sharing audiobooks through AirDrop is a delightful way to connect with fellow book lovers. ListenBook is the ultimate audiobook player. The app supports all formats, and the import process is seamless. I love the playback history featureβitβs so easy to revisit my favorite parts. Highly recommend this app!
Lady Pomegranate
The extensive statistics feature on ListenBook helps me track my audiobook consumption habits β so cool! This app's compatibility with different formats ensures that I never miss out on a great audiobook. πΆββοΈπ Strolling through captivating narratives has never been easier β this app's intuitive controls make audiobook listening a delight. π§ποΈ ListenBook's compatibility with a wide range of audio formats ensures that no audiobook is off-limits. The ability to organize my library is a huge plus. Everything is so neat and tidy.
Lucifurious
I'm amazed by the app's compatibility with different audio formats. It's truly versatile. The appβs design is sleek and modern. ListenBook is my favorite audiobook player.
Mad Irishman
ListenBook's features make it the ultimate audio companion for any audiobook enthusiast. ListenBook is a prime example of user-centered design. It's clear that the developers understand audiobook lovers' needs. The app's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch enhances my listening experience on the go.
Rosie Bird
Thanks to ListenBook, I can enjoy my audiobooks without the need for constant synchronization. ListenBook's library organization features have transformed my chaotic audiobook collection into an organized masterpiece. The app's performance is unparalleled. It's like it's tailor-made for my device. Looping playback has made memorization so much easier. I'm acing my exams! Adjusting the tone of the voice is a novel feature that allows for a personalized listening experience.
Taffy Duchess
The bookmarking feature ensures I never lose my place in a book β so convenient! I can't believe how easily this app has fit into my daily routine.
Jade Fox
πΆπ Replacing melodies with literary symphonies β my ears are in love! π΅π Beautiful design and intuitive interface. Very user-friendly.
Avenge Paws
This app has made me realize that I don't need a lot of time to read. Streamlining my audiobook journey β this app's design is top-notch.
High Woo
ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. π Dancing through chores with audiobooks β this app turns cleaning into a lively and literary affair! πΆπ Navigating audiobooks with ease β this app's design is user-centric. Fairly enjoyable, but forgettable. I didnβt have any major complaints, but I also donβt see myself revisiting this one. It was a decent way to spend a few hours, though. The narration elevated an already good book to greatness! The performer's subtle vocal variations conveyed nuance I might have missed while reading. Their ability to maintain consistent character voices across many hours was impressive. Technical quality was flawless throughout.
NoiseCake
ListenBook's beautiful layout and quick access to chapters make every listening session a pleasure. Looping playback is a study tool that I can't live without. It helps me master challenging content. Makes audiobook listening super easy and enjoyable. Thank you!
Genghis Glyph
π©βπ³ Elevating culinary experiences with auditory tales β cooking has never been this entertaining and educational! π³π§ π The simplicity and functionality of this app are top-notch. I can start a book with just a tap and immerse myself in the story instantly. π±π Audiobook enjoyment redefined β this app's design focuses on the essentials. Quick access to chapters is a blessing. No more scrolling through endless content. Listened to this on a road trip and it made the hours fly by. Even my passengers who weren't following along commented on how nice the narrator's voice was.
Bae
The family subscription option is a money-saver β everyone gets to enjoy their favorite books. I can't imagine my daily rituals without this app β it's a constant source of joy. ListenBook's extensive statistics feature adds a new level of insight to my audiobook habits. With ListenBook, my audio content is organized, accessible, and ready to inspire me. ListenBook's intuitive interface and quick controls make it a pleasure to navigate through audiobooks.
Thumb Candy
ListenBook's audio filters and controls have revolutionized the way I enjoy my audio content. ListenBook's integration with CarPlay and Apple Watch is seamless. I can now enjoy my favorite audiobooks during commutes and workouts. ListenBook's noise reduction feature in the Pro version is a testament to the app's commitment to audio quality. My audiobook collection has never been more organized. Library management is a breeze. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Impulse
Being able to adjust playback speed suits everyone's preferences β a thoughtful feature. With support for various audio formats, ListenBook ensures I can enjoy my favorite audiobooks without worries.
Cereal Killer
The app's recommendations are surprisingly accurate β it's like they know my taste perfectly! Chapters make navigation a breeze. I can easily pick up where I left off.
Blink
I can't believe how easy it is to discover new titles and genres. Pure delight! ListenBook's sharing options make it easy to introduce others to the joys of audiobook storytelling. Auto-rewind feature is a lifesaver. I never lose my place!
Shamrock
ListenBook's compatibility with various formats ensures that my audio needs are met. With this app, audiobook listening has become a convenient and enjoyable part of my everyday life. The app is so intuitive. I didnβt even need to read the instructions.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience