Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Prone
Audiobook immersion without complications β this app's ease of use is commendable. As an audiobook aficionado, this app is a dream come true. Its support for various formats and effortless navigation make it my perfect reading companion. ππ§ I can finally listen to all my audiobooks seamlessly with ListenBook. The customizable playback controls and chapter navigation make it a breeze. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch enhances my audiobook experience during daily activities.
Lounge Master
ListenBook's dedication to user convenience is evident in the drag-and-drop download feature from web browsers. ListenBook is a must-have for any audiobook enthusiast. It's reliable, efficient, and a pleasure to use.
VisionVortex
ListenBook has transformed my daily rituals into cherished opportunities for personal growth. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances the audio quality to an impressive degree. The voice boost feature is amazing. It makes every word crystal clear.
Clover Dragon
Audiobooks made delightful β this app's usability is a breath of fresh air. ListenBook is my constant companion during workouts. The controls are so easy to use. I love the ability to import books from my computer. Itβs so easy.
Gold Bentley
This app's user-friendly design makes navigating through books a breeze. No more fighting over the radio during family trips β we're all hooked on audiobooks now. With ListenBook, I can explore new genres, learn new topics, and enjoy classic literature with ease. Adjusting the tone of the narrator's voice is a unique touch β it's like having a personalized reading.
Referee
Adjusting the tone of the voice adds a unique touch to my listening experience. I love the personalization! I canβt believe how easy it is to manage my audiobook library with ListenBook. Highly recommended! The app is perfect for people who love to multitask. I can listen while cooking.
HedgeH0g2
With this app, I'm rediscovering the joy of reading in the most convenient way. Effortless and enriching β that's how I'd describe my experience with this app. Its functionality, from seamless downloads to binaural audio processing, has truly raised the bar. π±π
Junkyard Dog
Audiobooks have become my companions during long hours of household chores. ListenBook's library organization and book groups have made managing my audiobooks a breeze. ListenBookβs playback is silky-smooth. The app never glitches. ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iβve ever used. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Great job, developers!
Kill Switch
I'm amazed by ListenBook's smooth drag-and-drop downloads in my web browser β a time-saver! Audiobook adventures simplified β this app's functionality is a revelation. Quick access to chapters is so handy. Navigating through content is a breeze.
ReiGnZ
I'd love to see more classic titles, but the current selection is already fantastic. ListenBook has made managing and enjoying audiobooks, lectures, and speeches effortless and enjoyable. π Rekindling my love for stories β this app's accessibility has reignited my passion! ππ
Skirble
ListenBook's interface is so intuitive. I was up and running in no time. ListenBookβs support for CarPlay is great. I can listen to audiobooks in my car easily.
Disco Potato
This app has turned my daily commute into a source of inspiration and entertainment. The narrators have a way of bringing characters to life β it's a unique experience. Gone are the days of waiting for the right time to read β this app is always ready. The app is so easy to set up. I was listening to my books in no time.
Mud Finger
ListenBook's commitment to excellence shines through in its powerful features and seamless performance. With this app, I'm discovering the joy of reading during my commutes. I'm impressed by the app's compatibility with CarPlay. It keeps me entertained on long drives.
Lope Lope
Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks has become effortless, regardless of the source. ListenBook has become an essential part of my routine. It's more than an app β it's a companion.
Marigold Loot
π Simplifying my reading routine β this app's user-friendly design ensures I'm always in sync with my favorite stories. πβ¨ Noise reduction on ListenBook Pro is a game-changer. I can enjoy clear recordings. I'm impressed with the wide range of supported formats. Finally, an app that plays all my audiobooks flawlessly. My daily workouts are more enjoyable now, thanks to seamless integration with Apple Watch.
Snapple Whistler
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch is a game-changer for my on-the-go listening. π§ An audiobook treasure trove in the palm of my hand β this app is pure convenience! ππ This audiobook made my workouts fly by! The engaging narration kept me motivated to keep listening, which meant longer gym sessions. The narrator's energy matched the material perfectly - upbeat when needed, somber when appropriate. A great example of how narration can enhance text.
Rusty Vortex
User-centric audiobook joy β this app's ease of use is a true marvel. The versatility of this app is mind-boggling. It's like a one-stop solution for audiobooks. Iβve been using ListenBook for months, and itβs been a fantastic experience. The app is lightweight, doesnβt drain my battery, and works perfectly in the background. The equalizer and voice boost features are amazing. Highly recommend!
Kamikaze Granny
π§ Carrying a world of literature in my headphones β this app's convenience is truly remarkable. ππ« Simplifying my reading routine β this app's ease of use is remarkable. I'm blown away by the powerful audio downloading options. So versatile! This audiobook transformed my household chores into enjoyable moments! The narrator's lively yet measured delivery kept me engaged throughout. I particularly appreciated how they handled exposition - making potentially dry information interesting through thoughtful inflection and pacing.
Light Lion
With this app, I've discovered a new way to make my downtime more enriching and meaningful. π§ Immerse yourself in stories effortlessly β this app's functionality is the gateway to endless audiobook adventures. ππ I was thoroughly impressed by this audiobook. The combination of engaging content and skilled narration made my daily commute something to look forward to. The narrator's timing and intonation were spot-on, enhancing rather than distracting from the material. Definitely worth a credit!
Shady Prairie
This app's seamless integration with CarPlay and other devices has revolutionized my audiobook experience. πΆπ Setting the mood with stories instead of songs β this app is my go-to playlist! π§π πββοΈπ Running through chapters has never been smoother β the app's streamlined functionality keeps me on track with my reading goals. πββοΈπ§ Iβm so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience