Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Killer Curio
No more straining my eyes to read β now I can simply immerse myself in storytelling. I can finally tackle my reading list while stuck in traffic β what a win! ListenBook is a game-changer β it plays a wide variety of formats without any conversion needed. π± No more lugging around heavy books β this app brings the library to my phone! ππ± The app never crashes. Itβs reliable and stable.
Valley Guardian
Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is a fantastic way to spread the joy. The auto-rewind feature is a small detail that enhances my listening experience. It's these thoughtful touches that matter! The best app for audiobooks. Downloading and organizing files is super easy with ListenBook. The app is perfect for bedtime listening. The sleep timer is a must-have.
Sun Runner
The ability to change playback speed and audio volume on ListenBook gives me full control over my listening experience. With ListenBook, I can explore new genres, learn new topics, and enjoy classic literature with ease. Audiobooks made convenient β this app's functionality is impressive. ListenBook's controls for looping and shuffling playback have made studying and revisiting content a breeze.
Fiend Oblivion
This app's convenience has made reading a consistent part of my life. Finally, an app that supports all audiobook formats. It's a dream come true for audiophiles like me.
Wiccan Thunder
I'm hooked on this app β it's my escape to different worlds and adventures. ListenBook's seamless integration with CarPlay has made my drives more informative. Makes listening to audiobooks easy and enjoyable. Thank you, ListenBook!
ThickSKN
I've recommended this app to all my fellow audiobook enthusiasts. It's a game-changer! I've never experienced such a smooth audiobook player. The playback is seamless.
Dance Cannon
ListenBook's dedication to excellence is evident in its well-designed interface, smooth playback, and powerful features. π₯ Elevating my reading routine to new heights β this app is a real page-turner! ππ Bookmarking my favorite parts of audiobooks is now a breeze. Love this feature! Tone adjustment is a thoughtful addition that adds a personal touch to the audiobook narration. It's like having a narrator tailor their voice to my preferences.
High Kingdom Warrior
Mood-based playlists help me choose books that suit my current state of mind. Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop and Sharing on ListenBook Pro is fantastic.
Wiccan Thunder
The bookmark feature is a lifesaver β no more losing my place in the story! Audiobooks on this app have become my go-to entertainment for winding down. I'm impressed by the app's performance β it's stable, fast, and tailored for audiobook enthusiasts. ListenBookβs playback is silky-smooth. The app is packed with useful features. Decent audiobook but I think I would have enjoyed reading it more. Some of the more subtle humor didn't quite land in the audio format.
ThoughtTrailblazer
This app's user-friendly design makes navigating through books a breeze. ListenBook's support for a variety of download methods means I can access my content in the way that suits me best. ListenBook has turned my downtime into an opportunity for exploration and growth. πββοΈπ Running with purpose β this app keeps my mind engaged as I conquer my fitness goals! πββοΈπ A decent listen overall. The narration was clear, though some character voices sounded similar. The story was interesting but had moments where it dragged slightly. Still, it was a good way to pass the time.
Sleepwalker
π Transforming long drives into memorable journeys through the magic of audiobooks! ππ This audiobook kept me company during a long road trip and made the miles disappear! The narrator's engaging performance and the crisp production quality made for an immersive experience. I appreciated how well they balanced drama with clarity - never sacrificing understanding for effect.
LoreLoomer
ListenBook has transformed my daily activities into opportunities for personal growth. Every moment is an adventure with this app by my side. Its intuitive features and diverse format support ensure that my audiobook journey is seamless and exciting. ππ§ The customizable controls and playback options cater perfectly to different audiobook preferences. I love the download options. ListenBook gives me so many ways to get my audiobooks onto my device. The app is so user-friendly. Even my grandma can use it!
Granola Dove
I love that I can enjoy audiobooks while cooking elaborate meals in the kitchen. My commutes to work have transformed into exciting journeys thanks to this app. Audiobooks on this app have made studying and learning a more enjoyable process. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has significantly improved the audio quality of my recordings. Supports all audio formats I use without issues. Very happy.
Moon Orchid
I love that ListenBook supports a wide range of formats, making my library diverse. I've recommended ListenBook to all my fellow bookworms. It's a true companion for audiobook lovers.
Daffy Girl
I love that ListenBook Pro allows me to customize the tone of the sound β it adds a personal touch. π Transforming laundry time into a journey through fantastic stories β thank you, this app! ππ The user-friendly interface and precise controls make listening to audiobooks an absolute delight.
Moon Peaches
Audiobooks have become my constant companions during my daily activities. This app's convenience has turned me into an avid audiobook listener. This is exactly what I look for in an audiobook! The narrator's pleasant voice and excellent diction made even complex passages easy to follow. I appreciated the subtle but effective use of pauses and emphasis that added depth to the listening experience. Finished it in record time because I couldn't stop listening.
Scratch
ListenBook's audio filters have transformed the way I experience audio content β it's a real game-changer. User-centric audiobook joy β this app's ease of use is impressive. The layout is not only beautiful but also intuitive. Controls are easy to access. No more hassle with file conversion. This app handles all formats effortlessly.
Eight Patrol
ListenBook's variety of ways to download audio makes it incredibly convenient. This app is a true treasure for audiobook lovers β it's my go-to source for literary adventures! This app has made audiobook listening an integral part of my daily routine β it's a habit I cherish.
Rocky Highway
CUE playlist support is a brilliant feature that allows me to create customized listening experiences for different moods, activities, and moments of the day. I love the ability to change the playback speed. Itβs perfect for my needs. ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
The Dude
ListenBook's focus on quality and user experience has made it my go-to app for audiobooks and educational content. This app has brought the magic of books back into my life. Iβm so impressed with ListenBook. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Highly recommend this app!
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience