Book description
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
Swan Mustang
ListenBook's support for various formats means I can explore a wide range of content without limitations. ListenBook has made my daily activities more interesting and meaningful โ I'm hooked! This app's intuitive features and easy navigation make it the perfect companion for any audiobook lover. ๐ Finding the perfect audiobook is a breeze with this app's robust search and recommendation features. My reading list has never been better! ๐๐ซ ListenBook has completely changed how I enjoy audiobooks. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate. Five stars!
RealmRanger
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch integration has made multitasking with audio content a breeze. I can't believe how much more I'm 'reading' now, thanks to this app. ๐ Indulging in soothing bedtime stories โ this app is my nightly retreat into imagination. ๐๐ Drag and drop downloads are so convenient. No more messing around with complicated steps.
Sandbox
I've become the go-to storyteller at bedtime with the help of this magical app. ListenBook has become my trusted companion for literary adventures. The app's features are exceptional. ListenBook is the best audiobook player Iโve ever used. The app is reliable, fast, and packed with features like customizable themes and playback speed. The sleep timer is a lifesaver for bedtime listening. Great job, developers!
Dream Killer
๐๏ธ This app's functionality is a symphony of efficiency โ I'm enjoying audiobooks without missing a beat in my day. ๐ถ๐ My audiobook collection has never been more organized. Library management is a breeze. ListenBook Pro is worth every penny. The unlimited audiobook length is a dream come true. I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks, and this one stands out for its professional quality. The narrator struck the ideal balance between dramatic interpretation and letting the text speak for itself. The audio engineering was superb with consistent volume levels and crystal-clear recording.
ThoughtTrail
ListenBook's support for CarPlay and Apple Watch makes it an essential companion for my daily commutes and workouts. It's convenience at its finest! is a breeze with ListenBook. It's convenient and reliable. The interface is beautiful and functional. ListenBook is my go-to app for audiobooks. One of the best audiobooks Iโve heard! The story was compelling, and the narratorโs delivery added depth to every scene. I found myself looking for excuses to listen just a little longer. Will definitely revisit this one!
Icy Avenger
I'm rediscovering my favorite classics in a whole new way โ through audiobooks! Audiobook immersion without fuss โ this app's ease of use is commendable. Say hello to audiobook nirvana! This app's user-friendly design and comprehensive features have made my reading routine smoother than ever. ๐๐ Sharing audiobooks with friends through AirDrop is a delightful feature. Sharing is caring! The voice boost feature is amazing. It makes every word crystal clear.
Redneck Giorgio
With ListenBook, I can effortlessly manage and organize my audiobook library. With ListenBook Pro, I can enjoy super long audiobooks. It's fantastic! Decent narration, predictable story. The voice actor did a good job, but the plot followed a familiar formula. If youโre looking for something new and groundbreaking, this might not be it.
Jester
I'm no longer missing out on great stories โ this app fits perfectly into my lifestyle. ListenBook's compatibility with CarPlay and Apple Watch makes it a versatile companion for my daily activities.
Gunhawk
Thanks to this app, listening to audiobooks has become a delightful habit. Library organization is brilliant. No more cluttered audiobook collection. The intuitive chapter navigation and quick access to controls make my audiobook experience seamless.
Pyscho Hun
Audiobooks made easy โ this app's functionality is truly a gift. ListenBook has become my ultimate audiobook companion. It enhances every listening session. ListenBookโs playback speed control is very useful. I can listen at my own pace.
Miss Twilight
As a visually impaired person, this app has opened up a new world of stories for me. ListenBook's dedication to delivering a top-notch experience is evident in every detail. Looping playback is a game-changer for my study routine. It helps me retain information effectively. ListenBook is fantastic! Supports every audiobook format I have. Super convenient! Middle-of-the-road experience. The audiobook was fineโgood narration, decent storyโbut it didnโt leave a lasting impression. If youโre looking for something low-commitment, this works.
DreamWeaver
The ability to change playback speed and audio volume on ListenBook gives me full control over my listening experience. Talk about convenience! This app's ease of use and support for multiple audio formats ensure that I can enjoy my favorite stories without any hassle. ๐ฑ๐ is a breeze with ListenBook. It's convenient and reliable. ListenBookโs interface is sleek and user-friendly. Finding and playing my audiobooks has never been easier.
Doll Champagne
Gone are the days of waiting for the right time to read โ this app is always ready. This app's convenience has turned me into an avid audiobook listener. This app's convenience has turned my daily chores into moments of literary escape. I love the ability to change the playback pitch. Itโs a unique feature.
Sweet Manhattan
No more hassle with formats โ this app ensures my audiobook adventures are smooth, and my favorite tales are just a tap away. Highly recommended! ๐๐ง is a breeze with ListenBook. It's convenient and efficient. I love the quick access to settings. It makes tweaking the app so easy. Perfect for both first-time listeners and audiobook veterans! The narrator's warm, inviting tone made this an incredibly comfortable listening experience. I particularly appreciated how well they handled dialogue - each character felt distinct without being cartoonish. The pacing kept me engaged throughout.
Cardinal Rebel
The smart recommendation feature keeps surprising me with books I never knew I'd love. Navigating through my audiobook library is a joy with this app's intuitive interface and easy controls. It's like having a personal reading companion at my side. ๐ฑ๐
Spit Turanga
I'm amazed at how this app has expanded my reading horizons. I'm amazed at how this app has made reading fit into every aspect of my life. ๐ผ Juggling tasks while exploring narratives โ this app is my multitasking hero! ๐ป๐ The auto-rewind feature is a small detail that enhances my listening experience. It's these thoughtful touches that matter!
High Heel Goddess
It's impressive how the app caters to both seasoned readers and newcomers. I'm addicted to this app โ it's like having a library in my pocket. ListenBook has become my constant companion. It's like having a personal audiobook assistant. I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks, and this one stands out for its professional quality. The narrator struck the ideal balance between dramatic interpretation and letting the text speak for itself. The audio engineering was superb with consistent volume levels and crystal-clear recording.
Emerald Vine
ListenBook has made audiobook listening a personalized and enriching journey. Audiobooks at my fingertips โ this app's ease of use is a game-changer. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature enhances my immersion in every audiobook, regardless of surroundings. Library organization has never been this easy. My audiobook collection is finally tidy. I don't have strong feelings about this one either way. The narration was competent but forgettable. The story itself was more engaging than the performance.
Cooger
I'm amazed at how this app seamlessly integrates with my daily routine. I can't get enough of this app's convenience and the endless possibilities it offers. ListenBook has become my workout companion of choice. It keeps me motivated and entertained during exercise. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature has transformed the audio quality. It's crystal clear now.
Saint La-Z-Boy
No more worries about compatibility โ ListenBook handles numerous formats flawlessly. ๐ This app's functionality is a masterpiece โ it seamlessly integrates audiobooks into my daily routine. ๐๐จ Kudos to the creators for crafting an app that understands audiobook lovers. With smooth playback and thoughtful design, it's a true companion for book enthusiasts. ๐๐ ListenBook's drag-and-drop download feature is a time-saving convenience that I greatly appreciate. Looping playback helps me retain knowledge from audiobooks effectively. It's an invaluable tool.
Playing a wide variety of audio formats
Works on all devices with iOS 13 and newer
Huge amount of features for a small price
Frequent updates to add new features and improve existing ones
Advanced playback controls
Live sound processing
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice and noise reduction
Translated into more than 20 languages
If you love listening to fiction audiobooks, ListenBook has features to make the process easier.
Edit book data: title, author, cover
Use equalizer to make the sound comfortable for you
Adjust the playback speed
Enjoy dark and light app themes
Supported formats: MP3, M4B, AWB, FLAC, OGG audio files and many more (must be DRM free)
Auto-Bookmarks make it easy to find your place
AirPlay support allows redirection of audio output.
VoiceOver support
Dark mode for night owls
Convenient bookmarking system helps you mark the most important places.
Unlimited bookmarks for each audiobook
Put your own cover on the wager
Share your audiobook with friends
Lock-screen control
Customise app with extensive options
Sleep timer with shake to reset, set custom notification sounds, and a few unique options
Auto rewind depending on paused time, customize rewind times to your liking
Removing background noise from recordings made in classrooms and meetings
Changing the timbre of the reader's voice for a better listening experience